#horny!joel

[toxicanonymity]

what abt perverted joel not being able to keep his hands off of u, like whenever hes around his friends he always gropes ur ass/tits and open mouth kisses u

Speakeasy

I ❤️‍🔥 horny Joel. Also covered a fishnets related request from Anon here, so let's see if horny Joel can control himself. . . Master List

1.5k words | NSFW 18+ unsafe PIV sex, very mild dubcon?, drinking, public/semi-public idk what else

Joel has enough trouble keeping his hands off you on a normal day, but tonight, you're wearing something that's really gonna drive him wild. It's a little number you picked up from the abandoned mall when you snuck out of the QZ while he was on a smuggling trip. He's about to leave for a longer trip, and tonight he and the boys are having a send-off at the QZ speakeasy. Joel and his friends are already there. You enter on street level at the back of the trade post and take the spiral staircase down into the dimly lit bar.

You descend the stairs slowly and Joel sees your legs before he sees the rest of you. He's already salivating by the time you step onto the floor. He clenches his jaw and gives you a casual "come here" nod. As you cross the room, he devours you with his eyes. You can tell he's already been drinking. He calls out for the man who's tending bar to get you a drink. When you reach the high-top tables by the darts, the other men try to avert their gazes as you greet each other.

You put your arms around Joel's neck and his big hands slowly slither around you, feeling your back, your waist, your thighs, and coming to rest on your ass. His fingers dig in and he pulls you into him with a soft "Mmm."

Your hand nestles in his hair affectionately and his beard tickles your jaw as he kisses your neck, lightly sucking. One of his hands drifts to your inner thigh and he plucks at the fishnets. He murmurs, “Where’d ya get these, hmm?”

“You’re up, Joel,” Jesse, yells, then looks over and says quieter, “oh, shit. sorry.” He's one of the younger, newer guys and hasn't seen you with Joel before.

You dodge the question and distract him by scratching his scalp lightly. That drives him wild. You feel his cock hard against you.

You give Joel a peck on the lips. “Knock’m dead,” you say. There’s an obvious bulge in his jeans when he goes to take his turn on darts.

"You good, man?" Tommy asks.

Joel takes his turn in silence and still does better than everyone else, even distracted.

When he’s done with his turn, he gets behind you and puts his hands on your hips, pulling your ass into the hardness in his jeans. His lips brush your ear and he lowers his voice.

"What're you try'na to do to me, hmm?"

He grinds his bulge into your ass as he wraps his arms around you. He slips a hand into your low neckline, cupping a breast. Your nipples harden and desire pools in your stockings. He puts his nose in your hair and inhales deeply.

"I'm gonna miss you," you whisper.

"Yeah," he says. His voice is soft, low and horny. "I'll be back 'fore you know it." His hand is still in your neckline for all the room to see.

"Joel," Jesse says.

Tommy looks back at you. Your face heats up and Tommy shakes his head laughing. "I don't think he's playin' anymore, fellas" Jesse looks back and his eyes go wide. You clear your throat and Joel takes his time removing his hand from your breast, then smooths your neckline down and gives you a kiss on the cheek.

"Last turn," Joel says and he leaves you for a minute. You sit down on a stool at the high-top while he's taking his turn.

The guys are ribbing him.

"Gimme a break, we're 'bout to be gone for three weeks," Joel says. Tommy slaps him on the back.

When Joel comes back to the high-top, he wastes no time sliding his hand between your legs. His fingers trace the fishnets all the way to your seam and he inhales deeply through his nose when he feels how damp you are. Then he slips a finger through one of the holes and meets your dripping wet pussy. His lips part and his eyes go dark. He rubs your clit with the side of his finger and you throb with need.

He brings his lips to your ear and his voice is a low, horny murmur. "Go wait for me at the top of the stairs, baby." He kisses you wetly on the neck then lets you slide off the stool. You straighten your dress and he pats your ass as you start in the direction of the stairs.

"Y'all have a good night," you tell the boys.

"You leavin' already?" Tommy asks with a smirk.

"Yeah, be safe out there alright?" You say.

You walk up the stone spiral stairs and stop at the top landing. You lean against the cold, stone wall and wait for Joel. He has the darkest look on his face as he climbs the stairs and your eyes gravitate to the protrusion in his jeans.

When he gets to the landing, you turn to walk out the door with him, but he grabs your hip and spins you back around. Then he steps between your feet and walks you backwards into the wall, pinning you there with his arousal as his lips hungrily latch onto yours and his tongue thrusts into your mouth. He forcefully pulls your dress and bra down on one side, then brings his mouth to your breast.

You say, "I worry 'bout you, baby."

He releases your nipple with a sucking sound.

"Don't you worry 'bout a thing right now," he says, and pulls you off the wall and into his arms.

He hikes up your dress and rubs your throbbing warmth through the front of your stockings as his other hand holds your ass. He breathes heavily, looking at you with half-lidded eyes. He reaches both hands under you, digs his fingers into the fishnet holes, and pulls. The rip of fabric startles you and you feel the chill of air between your legs. The cool air also carries the sound of the guys being rowdy downstairs.

You ask, "Here? We're not going home?" Someone could walk through the door or up the stairs at any moment.

"Can't wait, sugar"

You look around hesitantly. He backs you into the wall and the stone is freezing on your ass. You wince. "On the wall?" You ask.

"You wanna ride?" He nods at the stairs. "cause that's your other option. 'less you wanna get on all fours." The steepness of the stairs is too scary.

He kisses you passionately and rubs you just right with one hand while he unbuckles his belt with the other. You can no longer wait either.

Joel urgently frees his massive hard-on from his tight jeans and strokes it a few times, then he hooks his hand under your knee and you wrap a leg loosely around him. He leans in you and aligns his cock at your entrance, then plunges into you with a grunt that slightly echoes. He breathes heavy, slowly rocks back, then plunges into you again and you sigh softly as you're joined completely. Nothing feels as good as him inside you. You wanna cry thinking about him leaving for three weeks. He can see it on your face.

He continues a slow but powerful rhythm as he says, "y'know I worry 'bout you too, baby–" he cuts himself off with a grunt. "take my cock so good, I dunno how you go without it," he half-whispers. "sometimes, I wanna bring ya. do it fuckin' everywhere." He looks you in the eyes then kisses you passionately as he keeps thrusting into you and your body lifts against the wall with his momentum. The men are still yucking it up downstairs. "sometimes I wanna go," you say. "Too dangerous," he says, and you feel your climax getting closer every time he fills you up. He's hitting your g-spot just right. He sucks your neck and you fail to suppress a moan. The hubbub briefly pauses downstairs then there's quiet laughter and they start talking again.

You take a deep breath as you feel yourself on the edge.

"Imma be hungry when I get home, baby. . ."

He grunts again with a powerful thrust, and you see stars. You clench around his cock and float in another realm, pulsing, pounding, savoring the last minute of him inside you because he's never far behind. When you open your eyes his face looks in agony. One more pump and he erupts inside you. "Fill me up, baby," you say, hand in his hair, lightly scratching his scalp. His groan echoes off the stone as he pulses into you, and your climax continues as his hot seed coats your walls. When he finishes, you sigh, and it's totally silent aside from both of you breathing heavily.

A few seconds later, there's quiet laughter again and the guys get back to it.

-

Joel: @ethanhoewke @silkiers @eiviea @evyiione

#joel miller x reader #joel miller #joel miller smut #joel miller fic #speakeasy!joel #joel miller fanfiction #pedro pascal #perv!joel #perv!joel miller #toxicanonymity ☠️ #horny!joel #horny!joel miller #pervy!joel #pervy!joel miller #joel miller x you #joel miller/you #speakeasy!Joel☠️

[iamasaddie]

horny&depraved book club (your daddy would be disappointed)

Hello, my dear depraved birdies. I decided to start my own little dark book club for those who are as fucked up in the head as I am. This fic rec list contains SOLELY dark works that have extremely dark topics, [main warnings are listed in brackets].

This is part 1 and it only has Joel, but more is to come.

First of all, mostly everything by @toxicanonymity , but especially RAIDER!Joel series and LINCOLN!Joel. Special mention for NIGHT WALKS!Joel (but he's not dark, just adorably creepy)

CARNAL by @pascalsbby [dominate & aggressive dbf!joel, age gap (24/50s)]

PLAYING ROUGH by @littlegreendove [knife kink, degradation, light dom/sub]

BURN FOR ME by @psychedelic-ink [stockholm syndrome, fear kink, dubious consent]

FATHERLESS by @weirdfangirly [dub-con, age gap, daddy issues]

GIVE AN INCH, TAKE A MILE by @thatmrmiller [age gap, drugging, forced breeding]

PRETTY FACE, CHERRY CHAPSTIC by @missannwinchester [drinking, violence, degradation] 

SIGN MY NAME by @djarin-dreams [knife play, blood play, non-con]

HOUSE ARREST by @shadeysprings [non-con, smut, stepcest]

TRICKS OF THE TRADE by @mypoisonedvine [dub-con, choking, daddy/sir kink, reader is a pill user/addict]

STRANGER THAN A STRANGER by @proxima-writes [survival as coercion/manipulation, dub/non-con, somnophilia]

You can contribute to the book club by mentioning your favorite dark works (all Pedro Pascal characters are welcomed) OR send some creepy love to the amazing authors by again mentioning them in the comments or just sliding into their ask box!

Also, if you have written your own dark works that weren't mentioned here but you think they deserve some recognition, don't be shy and promote that depravity! (they might be a part of the next H&DBC fic rec list)

REMEMBER! FICTION IS NOT REAL LIFE AND WHATEVER YOU SEE ON PAGE DOES NOT MEAN I (or anyone else) CONDONES THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR IRL. 

Whatever you do in life should be safe, sane and consensual.

#horny&depraved book club #joel miller x reader #fic rec

[toxicanonymity]

Joel fucks/fingers/dry humps/etc. reader under a blanket during movie night in Jackson. I don’t care what they do as long as Joel comes. I like thinking about Joel coming 😈

Movie night (in public)

850 | Joel x f!Reader

you're in luck, this has been on my mind. we can pick up after she gets him all horny before the movie in Jackson. masterlist

WARNINGS: 18+ HJ, sex, and cockwarming in public, mild dubcon, cum eating

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You and Joel go home for a quickie before the outdoor movie night. He has you pinned on the couch with your hand down his pants when you hear a knock at the front door, then it unlocks. You scoot out from under Joel to sit upright while he buckles his belt and Tommy yells, "Y’all comin’?”

“Ehhh I dunno about tonight. This one’s tired,” Joel says and squeezes your knee affectionately. There’s a good reason he’s not standing up.

“Bring a blanket,” Tommy says. “Joel’s a good pillow, nice and soft.”

“Hey now,” Joel says. Tommy just stands there waiting. Joel sighs. “Alright, grab a blanket, let's go.”

You go get a quilt and a big blanket. When you come back down in a flowy dress, the look on Joel’s face says he knows exactly why. He goes to the bathroom before y'all leave and comes out without a belt.

You set up in the darkest corner of the lawn behind everyone else. Joel sits on the quilt wiith his knees bent and you get in between them, resting your head back on his chest with the blanket draped over both of you while people continue to arrive to the event. He wraps his arms around you, and scoots his hard-on into you. He gathers the skirt of your dress out of the way and strokes your inner thigh. When he reaches your outer lips he growls “bad girl” into your neck, although he's not surprised you skipped the panties. Two thick fingers drag along your dripping seam and his hardness swells into you.

He nibbles at your neck and his fingers circle your clit. He could get you off this way and no one would know, but what you really want is his cock. You want him to come in public. It turns you on so much to think about, and he’s never let you do it. It’s always him making you come while he stays totally composed and in control.

You reach back and wedge a hand between your bodies, palming him over his jeans. He breathes deeply and doesn’t stop you. You unbutton his jeans. Then you reach outside the blanket for his backpack and put it behind him like a pillow. “I’m tired, can I Iay on you?”

“Sure, baby.”

You get on your side in the crook of his arm with your head on his shoulder, your hand on his chest, and hook your leg over his closest leg. Then your hand drifts down under the blanket, unzips him, and reaches in to relieve his stiff, aching cock. "Tengo ganas," (I want it) you whisper as you stroke him. He clenches his jaw and looks conflicted.

"I don't think so, baby."

You slowly rotate yourself on top of him anyway. His hard cock is between his shirt and yours, below your belly button. "No one's watching," you whisper.

You move your dress and slowly get higher up on him, straddling him in a koala hug and you throb against him. He inhales sharply when his cock feels your dripping seam.

"Solamente la punta" (just the tip) you beg barely audibly as you drag yourself along his member.

"Kinda cold. Wanna sit still?"

You've done this before and know what he means. You can't pass up the chance to have him inside you.

You drag your wet pussy up his cock again then nestle it at your entrance. He lifts his hips into you and you begin to sink onto him, managing not to gasp at the delicious stretch. His big hands brace on your hips and help you down. He lifts his hips again, pulls you down, and you have to suppress a moan as he bottoms out.

He grunts ever so softly. "Don't move," he says.

You lie there with him inside you, resting your head in the crook of his neck, while he watches the movie. Your hips want to move, but you manage to stay still.

He occasionally twitches and barely moves his hips. You want to get him off and try to slide off him, but his hands still you and he says "where you goin'?" You stay.

When his twitching becomes more frequent, he finally lets you slide off his cock. You get back on your side, bring your leg over his, rest your head on his chest, and stroke him. You keep his cock as close to his body as possible to not make it obvious. It doesn't take long before he reaches down and lifts up his shirt. He takes a deep breath, then pulses in your hand. There's a barely audible grunt, but it's the quietest you've ever heard him.

He buries his mouth in the crown of your head as he finishes coming onto his lower belly and your fist, then his whole body relaxes. You lick his cum off your hand then use two fingers to gather as much of it as you can off his skin. You swallow that, too. He kisses you on the head and you actually do fall asleep as you watch the rest of the movie.

-

If you like this one I recommend Speakeasy and Picnic Table.

All Joel: @ethanhoewke @silkiers @eiviea. @evyiione

#joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller fic #joel miller #pedro pascal fic #pedro pascal smut #toxicanonymity ☠️ #in public #pedro pascal #joel miller x you #horny!joel

[lenurrrrrrrrr]

tell me why as me and my friend are watching the scene of Sarah’s death in The Last of Us on HBO and she paUSES THE SHOW TO LOOK AT THIS MAN WHO HAS LOST HIS DAUGHTER AND IS CRADLING HER DEAD BODY AND SAYS “damn his arms look good!”

BITCH THIS IS NOT THE MOMENT I AM SOBBING AND YOU ARE HORNY RN?!?!?!?

ok but she wasn’t wrong lmao

#like ​girl read the room lmao #this is not the time to be horny!!! #the last of us #tlou hbo #the last of us hbo #the last of us spoilers #tlou hbo spoilers #tw death #pedro pascal #joel miller

[iamasaddie]

horny&depraved book club (welcome back, my dear psycho)

Part 3 of beautiful, smutty, absolutely fucked up fanfiction! Don't forget, this fic rec list contains dark works that have extremely dark topics, [main warnings are listed in brackets]. All works are x f!Reader.

LANDLORD FROM HELL by @absurdthirst [dark!Frankie Morales; voyeurism; manipulation; abusive relationships; murder]

I CAN BE YOUR PRETTY GIRL by @walkintotheriveranddisappear [manipulative!Joel Miller; dub-con; virgin reader; age gap]

STRANGERS by @toxic-seduction [Joel Miller; non con/dub con; public sex; exhibitionism; voyeurism]

ULTRAVIOLENCE by @devilmademewriteit [Joel Miller; non con; light dacryphilia; age gap; coercion]

HOUSE ARREST by @shadeysprings [Joel Miller; noncon, smut, stepcest, age gap]

ALL YOU WANNA DO @atticrissfinch [dark!creeper!Joel Miller; non con; girthy age gap; fetishization of new-adulthood]

CLAIM by @ezrasbirdie [dark!Joel Miller; dub con; somnophilia; power dynamics]

HOSTAGE by @atticrissfinch [serial killer!Joel Miller; noncon; kidnapping; assault; gunplay; degradation]

TWISTED LOVE by @cool-iguana [Joel Miller; dub con; dacryphilia; stockholm syndrome; dom/sub]

CNC by @toxicanonymity [Joel Miller; consensual non con; dub con]

You can contribute to the book club by mentioning your favorite dark works (all Pedro Pascal characters are welcomed) OR send some creepy love to the amazing authors by again mentioning them in the comments or just sliding into their ask box! Also, if you have written your own dark works that weren't mentioned here but you think they deserve some recognition, don't be shy and promote that depravity!

REMEMBER! FICTION IS NOT REAL LIFE AND WHATEVER YOU SEE ON PAGE DOES NOT MEAN I (or anyone else) CONDONES THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR IRL. 

Whatever you do in life should be safe, sane and consensual.

#horny&depraved book club #dark fic #joel miller x reader #frankie morales x reader

[sugarcoated-lame]

there’s a thought actually! joel fucking your cramps out of you 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 <3333

@sebsxphia 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 WAIT YES OK!!!!

*this contains smut, so 18+ minors DNI!

So I think Joel would feel pretty useless when it’s your time of the month; he hates seeing you suffering and in pain and not being able to do much about it. But he’ll do his best to make you comfortable, bringing you cups of hot tea, spooning you when your cramps are at their worst and you’re stuck in bed, his big hands resting over your stomach and soothing along your skin providing warmth and comfort as he trails kisses along the side of your face and neck and whispers sweet nothings into your ear.

So maybe it starts out as a joke while you’re still cuddled up with Joel behind you kneading his hands over your stomach, you’re laughing and telling him how you wish he could just fuck the cramps out of you. His hands on your skin stilling as he thinks for a moment.

“I mean- if it’ll help ya, sweetheart… I could.”

You try to tell him that he doesn’t have to do that, that it’d be a mess because of all the blood and you wouldn’t want to subject him to that. But he’s eager to help you feel better in any way that he can, and we all know Joel Miller ain’t afraid of a little blood!!!

So once he’s reassured you that he’s happy to do it and he’s got the okay from you, he puts a towel down on the bed and the two of you are resuming your previous spooning position—sans your clothes.

Joel leaves trails of kisses along your skin, nipping and sucking at the juncture of your neck and shoulder as one of his hands massages your sensitive breasts, the rough pads of his fingers tweaking your nipples until they form into hardened peaks, the other toying with your clit and working you open on his thick fingers to get you ready for him.

And it’s instant relief when Joel’s length finally fills you. His broad chest pressed against your back, one of his thick thighs slotted between yours to keep them open for him as he pushes into you with a slow rut of his hips. The warmth of his body surrounding you as pleasure begins to override the pain with each inch of his cock dragging through your walls.

Joel is loving just how sensitive you are during this time, thriving off the breathy gasps and high-pitched whimpers you let out with every rock of his hips, the way your fingers reach behind you to tangle into his curls on a particularly deep thrust.

His quick, measured pace, along with the large palm that’s returned to provide a comforting pressure against your tummy and the other moving in tight circles over your clit, have you clenching around him in a vice-like grip and falling over the edge in no time, any ounce of pain long-forgotten as you lose yourself to pleasure.

Ok it’s actually criminal that I DON’T have a Joel to fuck my cramps away 😭☹️ but hhhhnnnfjgkgkr thank you so much for sending this thot my love, it’s just what I needed in my time of rotting haha 🥹 you’re the best and ily so so so much! 😘🥰💗💕💜💐🌼✨

#oopsy got a bit carried away again :) #the period horniness really jumped out on this one #seb <3 #joel miller #the last of us #tlou #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #joel miller x y/n #joel miller x you #joel miller x f!reader #joel miller x female reader #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller fic #joel miller drabble #pedro pascal characters #Joel thots #asks <3 #kricket answers #my writing