#i can’t escape the kunikidazai brainrot

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

kunikidazai and shakespeare,,, what a duo

i leave it to the imaginative little ppl reading this to come up with a preface

dazai: “i love you, kunikida”

kunikida *brows furrowing a yearnfull sadness coming over him*: “dazai- you say you love rain, but yet you open your umbrella. you say you love the sun, but you always find a spot in the shadows. you say you love the wind, but you close your windows the first you hear of its rustling . these reasons dazai, are why i am afraid when you say that you love me too.”

#crying over my own blurb lmao #i can’t escape the kunikidazai brainrot #kunikida x dazai #i hurt my own feelings #bungo stray dogs #i tried to write a kunikidazai fic and made myself so depresso espresso i had to stop lmao #kunikidazai #knkdz #literally made myself sad #bsd kunikida #bsd dazai #bsd ships #this is my comfort ship (makes content that requires comforting) #ah yes unrequited love wooohoo #they’re so special to me #why can’t i just write fluff for them #i chose violence #can’t they just hug or something please #my heart can’t handle it #im crumbling at the thought of them #i quoted this and shocker i do know where it’s from #shakespeare #bungo gay dogs #when will it be their turn to be happy #*sobs so hard into my pillow i forget how to breathe* #bsd anime #bsd #make of this what you will #i am too tired to think of a preface but this fandom will take it into their own hands #god i love them *passes out*

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

armed dumbass agency blurb (atsushi content hoorah)

atsushi: “hey dazai i’ve got a question for you..”

dazai *looking up*: “go on?”

atsushi: “which ones heavier? a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?!”

dazai: “……”

atsushi: “it’s gotta be steel… because steel is heavier than feathers !”

dazai *unsure what to do bc he doesn’t want to burst atsushi’s bubble*: “atsushi…. they’re both a kilogram”

atsushi *slightly confused*: “but steel is heavier than feathers?!”

dazai: “i know… but they’re both a kilogram”

atsushi *going to ask kunikida for a second opinion* “kunikida…. dazai’s confusing me- isn’t steel heavier than feathers??“

kunikida *having overhead the convo*: “i know but look atsushi… they’re both a kilogram- so they’re both the same”

atsushi: “i’m not looking at the sizes… that’s cheating!?”

dazai and kunikida *laughing softly* “no no it’s the weight… they’re both a kilogram…”

atsushi *still a bit confused: “but steel is heavier?!”

#atsushi rly would say that #i can’t escape the kunikidazai brainrot #they’re all a wee bit silly goofy on occasion #kunikidazai as mentor figures does something good for my brain #i’m too emotionally invested in this ship #nevermind the fact it’ll never sail #i love them #my fav trio #just the sillies being goofy #they are trying so hard not to laugh #the armed dumbass agency #the armed detective agency is on some shenanigans #kunikida can only withstand so much of dazai’s silliness #for once the boyfriends can agree on something #wake up new kunikidazai blurb #the boyfriends who can tolarare eachothers shenanigans stay together #bless them lmao #they’re trying their best #hugs to all of them #hooray for kunikidazai #kunikida and dazai banter #atsushi is here too #why is this post so long my god #bsd atsushi #bsd kunikida #bsd dazai #bsd #they would #he would #is this kunikidad? maybe