scott can say anything he wants i am not reading fazbear frights and i do not care about andrew or the possibility of him being canon
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Boruto things that made me lose my mind (ep 25-40):
If I hear "what a drag..." one more time, so help me god, I will lose it
Pointing out clichés in your writing isn't clever, it's still bad writing
Suigetsu @ mitsuki: here's your intel, little gay boy
Boruto: kagura is a good ninja, his ancestry doesn't matter! Bad guy: kagura is a bad ninja, he freaks out and kills everyone when he weilds a sword (if kagura wasn't a ninja he would have nothing to feel bad abt, why is that not an option?)
Naruto 🤝 Boruto making all the boys obsessed with them
Sarada: were u really good friends with lord 7th as a child? Sakrua: ...we were more like family (well... im glad she didnt lie abt being his friend)
Boruto staring up at a beautiful sky: even if I tried, I don't think I could forget this (never say never, kid, ur dad once forgot he had a crow shoved down his throat)
Naruto @ orochimaru: our relationship is one of cooperation (natuto ur past self would beat the piss outta you)
The genin exam in naruto's time looks unhinged in comparison to the boruto extensive testing: if u can shadow clone yourself, u r ready to die in mortal combat (clearly kakashi made sweeping changes in his time as hokage)
Konoha: things have changed in this village, u don't have to be a ninja if u don't wanna :-D But if u do wanna, you make the decision to put ur life on the line at age fucking 12. So, progress but still on the path to dead children. That's our ninja way.
Why does iruka look 20 years older than kakashi when he's like 4 years younger 😭
Wow a sarada/boruto accidental kiss. It's just like the naruto/sasuke kiss, except with 1000% less romantic tension
Orochimaru: I must make sure my beloved synthetic son has free will. Therefore I will lie to his face, force him to confront the horror of his existence and make a high stakes choice about his allegiance, and erase his memory 6 times until I get the result I want
Why are all naruto missions involving bridges cursed?
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has anyone talked about the whole yin/yang thing imogen and laudna have going on? imogen's physically bright and light (hair and clothes) where laudna is dark and scary. but personality wise laudna is more light and friendly to (nearly) everyone she meets, generally positive minded / looking for a bright side of things. meanwhile imogen is wary and cautious, a bit intimidating, and definitely prone to being quiet when meeting new people (assessing the situation / figuring out if the person could be trusted or not).
they don't just tether each other, they balance each other.
obviously it kept them alive when they were on their own, but I wonder if they fell into place like two puzzle pieces when they met. just like 'oh, you're meant to help me through all this'
so, like, when they were separated, they weren't out of sorts just because their tether, nor their love, was gone and they didn't know if the other was alive. they'd lost their balance, their sense of true north was suddenly gone...and it was so much worse than what it was like before they'd ever met.
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Actually you know what! Fuck it! I'm lazy!! I don't like waking up early, I don't like hard work or work at all for that matter. I hate effort and going the extra mile. I'm at my happiest when I am doing absolutely nothing of value. I tire easily, and I take days to recover. I don't get bored doing nothing, but I get bored while working almost immediately. I'm lazy as the day is long and I don't plan nor care about changing this aspect of myself.
I'd much rather describe myself with a pejorative and label myself as a failure and leave it at that than attempt to pursue a never-ending "grind" ideal that goes nowhere and achieves nothing. If the choice is between adding another thing to my list of negative attributes and working myself exhausted every week of my life until the day I die, I'd much rather just take the L and admit I lost at the game of life. I don't want to win, I just want to be left alone.
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I think i see less blogs actively talking about and reblogging utdr content right now :( makes sense it's been a year since chapter 2 and after so much new content with the UT anniversary it's kind of the time for a lot of people to take a break, I predict next chapters will be out at least late 2023, so I don't think it will be that long of a hiatus fortunetly
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