#i need to sit on his lap

[ssahotchnerr]

ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS

#no pure thoughts at all #GREGGGGGGGGG BABYYYYYYYYYYY #i need to sit on his lap RIGHT NOW #greg montgomery #dharma and greg #thomas gibson

[almond-tofuuu]

his back is so broad and his chest is so big and his shoulders are so wide and his arms are so muscular and you can see some veins-

Excuse me while I just- ASJHYHGBF spontaneously combusts

I am feral 😫🤤🥵

#love and deepspace #zayne #zayne love and deepspace #i am down horrendous #i wanna sit on his lap #wanna bite him #the things i would let him do to me #i need him ferally

[theghostinyourwalls]

It would get super freaky nasty

#william afton #william afton movie #steve raglan #i need him #william afton x reader #william afton x you #fnaf movie #fnaf #matthew lillard william afton #i love matthew lillard #matthew lillard #i could make him worse #i love old men #i love my husband #he’s so daddy #i want him #i want to eat him #i wanna sit on his lap #i wanna ride him #he could do anything to me #he could step on me and i'd thank him #he should chase me #he should choke me #he’s perfect #why is he so hot #he should spit in my mouth #i need it #give it to me #he’s so babygirl #i love my men to be a bit psychotic

[no-psi-nan]

The Psychickers being affectionate....

imagine....

#you just need to trust me when I say that Akechi loves to squish his face against his loved ones' faces #he doesn't get turned into stone because he warns Saiki when he's coming in for a nuzzlelol #bottom left Saiki is wearing his special make-out blindfold from my extra love stories fic lmao #if you don't think Saiki eventually starts just sitting on Toritsuka's lap for no good reason then please go reread the manga #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #sknpn #the disastrous life of saiki k. #tdlosk #akechi touma #saiki kusuo #aiura mikoto #toritsuka reita #saikechi #aikechi #torisai #saiki x aiura #saiki x toritsuka #psychickers #pk psychickers #Psychickers polycule #art by nopsi #yeah I'm supposed to be working rn but shhhhhhh

[theactualsunshinechild]

Okay so now that the Black Swan story quest has officially dropped the lore that Sampo IS in fact a part of the Masked Fools, I think now is the best time for me to present to you my thoughts on what Sampo's fool's mask should be.

Bear with me now, this is going to sound stereotypical, but I have my reasons. I think Sampo's mask should be that of a black cat.

Aesthetically? Flawless. It will make his green eyes pop, go great with the blue hair, and gives the designers an opportunity to give in to the slutty punk goth aesthetic they were kind of already cultivating.

Thematically, I think this is very appropriate because black cats, while nowadays mostly considered to be "bad luck" were initially more about the change of luck. If a black cat crossed your path, your luck would be fated to change, whether for better or worse. As he says, where there is business, there is Sampo. People with cash will suffer because he will sell them junk. People in a bad situation can be taken right out of it by Sampo, but may have to pay a price. He brings luck and he takes it away with a clever word and a flick of the wrist. To a certain degree, encountering Sampo in the story has consistently been in line with this notion! We were having a good time exploring when we found him in the snow, and he got us into an altercation with the Silvermane Guards. Later when we were in a really bad pinch trying to escape Bronya and the guards, he whisked us away (along with Bronya, changing her luck in the process too). When we were in need of a guide to the surface willing to get us in touch with Serval? Sampo to the rescue. Trouble with stolen artifacts during the museum event? Sampo was at the source. Still need help at the museum? Sampo is your man. One can even argue that our luck turning sour on Penacony only started happening after encountering Sparkle disguised as Sampo which can count if you want. Either way, Sampo is a tricksy little creature and luck follows silently in his invisible footsteps.

Therefore I think black cat imagery suits him very nicely, especially with his whole slinking around through dark alleys and knowing the ins and outs of places and always carefully eluding situations that could end poorly. Probably has nine lives and claws to deal with anything he can't wiggle out of. Just as willing to steal scraps as he is to indulge in given treats. Terribly charming in that same way that cats who know they've caused you trouble are, making huge innocent eyes at you until you shoo them off with a sigh. Always capable of appearing when you least expect it and turning the whole situation on its head.

Point is, in my humble opinion, they need to give Sampo a black cat aesthetic for his Fool form because I think it is classic and fits him.

#honkai star rail #hsr #sampo koski #hsr sampo #masked fools #also i need to put him in a room with Aventurine for science #Aventurine may have Lady Luck sitting in his lap on the regular #but i think Sampo could give Lady Luck a kiss on the back of the hand and pull her away for a dance or two #who is luckier? #the guy who kisses luck with teeth on a gamble #or the guy who holds her hand and leads the way #also god forbid they ever join forces #the other party can just give up

[luvv4j4ybe11]

I don’t have a conversation but fuck i just wanna say that i need neteyam so much i just need to sit on his lap and yap about my day and he would look at me smirking then he just pecks me on the lips to shut me up (it’s successful) then lays me down and kisses me properly, then he teases for another like five minutes or sum and at the last moment when i wanna snap and just leave he dicks me down with his head on my necckkk😩😩 feeling lonely n horny ngl

Phew lawd😩 I gotta answer this one bc it’s js too good of an idea to not ignore😩😩

Mdni!!

“Mhm, fuck, you know I can’t help it, babygirl. With you looking all pretty on my lap like this it’s hard for me to not kiss you, and even harder for my mind not to wander, especially with the way your pussy is pressed up against my dick just right. All I can think about is ripping your clothes off, and shoving my cock inside your tight, warm cunt, making you just bounce on me like the needy little slut you are. And I know you feel how hard I’m getting under you. I can tell by the way your voice gets quieter and face starts to flush. So fucking cute, babygirl.”

#❥𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 #fuck I need this man so bad #I wanna sit in his lap #avatar #luvv4j4ybe11 #atwow #avatar the way of water #avatar 2 #neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan #neteyam smut #neteyam sully headcanons #neteyam sully x reader smut #avatar neteyam #neteyam x you

[heavenfelll]

Okay listen...

✨him✨ that is all

#i am obsessed and i don't even play magic #i need to sit in his lap ohgodddddd #i need him...right now #okay i think i got it out of my system lolol #oko the ringleader #hf.faves

[httpiastri]

yes i made a whole tumblr so i could send you this I FEEL INSANE

SHSJSJS BESTIE I LOVE THE ACCOUNT !!!! pls im so happy the name wasn’t taken 😭 that picture though !! help !!!!!!!!!!!!! someone send me an ambulance….. what the frick 😶😶 i want him 😶😶😶😶😶 how much to sit in his lap? just for a few seconds??

i thought I’d gotten used to his neck by now but every time i see it i still just 😵😵😵 and the hands!!! why did god think it was necessary to make them that big !!!!!! and the arms ofc pls 😭😭😭😭

(also!! i got your other ask and i wanted to answer it but i also wanted to write something short about it because i LOVED the idea, pls your mind is so 😍😍😍)

#please i’m going to obsess over the pic u sent for like a year #he looks so gooooood #imagine sitting in his lap right there #i want to drag my hands up and down his pretty arms #the chest 😵 #tHE NECK ON FULL DISPLAY #PLS I NEED TO BITE #and the jaw 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 oscar i love you #asks! #anon! #arms anon! #💪! #osc hands osc neck osc arms

[youleavethetardisbrakeson]

The absolute big dick energy radiating off of them... king and queen of casually leaning on the throne

#that throne has SEEN THINGS #let her sit on his lap on the throne #you dont know how much i need it #rhaenys targaryen #corlys velaryon #rhaenys x corlys #eve best #steve toussaint #house of the dragon #hotd

[gojooooo]

sukuna begging yuuji to take him back because he wants to feel his emotions again instead of his own emptiness and nothing but the closeness they once had is enough for him. and when yuuji does, because he feels incomplete as well without sukuna, he spawns into the domain again and walks around the familiar place, hesitantly calling out sukuna’s name to confirm he’s really there. “sukuna…?”

“…kozō” he hears in return, fondness in the tone, and when he looks up at where he remembers the throne to be he sees a face so similar to his staring down at him with a smile, a hand immediately reaching out to slick the pink hair back. after everything they went through there’s no reason to keep dancing around it – they belong to each other.

#cue yuuji starting to cry because his kuna is back #maybe he can keep the arms and mouths but i need yuujikuna back sorry T_T #they bask in the comfort for a while sukuna sitting on his throne with yuuji on his lap and when they hold hands yuuji obviously goes #“hm i almost forgot what having two pinkies was like” and sukuna sighs “stop being dramatic you have three more now” #sukuna kissing every scar on yuuji’s face and affectionately running his thumb on the ones under his eyes because they’re on there again <3 #would sukuna inherit yuuji’s scars i think the answer is no bc he didn’t have them before but i like to think that he can do whatever he #wants. bc people thought he used yuuji’s face just to spite him which is so diabolical of him hehe #or maybe at first he was forced to wear yuuji’s face and couldn’t restore his true self because he was only a few fingers #and if he comes back and yuuji welcomes his presence instead of resisting it/restraining him then he’s free to look as he pleases #i could talk about this all day it’s so fascinating to me #and the fact that gege changes sukuna’s tattoos mask etc all the time does nawt help but it’s fun #my post

[crystalline-teeth]

the way i shed a single tear upon seeing this

#i must be very very deprived #because ive never teared up just looking at him like this #fuck he looks so good please #james hetfield #metallica #papa het #my face. ur crotch #i need it #to just rest my face against his thigh 🥴 #i wanna sit on his lap and put my head on his shoulder #want him to have an arm around me and keep me secure #im gonna go home and sob into my pillow

[ghostbeam]

I am in fact cooking up pilot!touya who’s reckless and arrogant and does not think he needs a handler doesn’t think he needs anything actually he’s his own mechanic no one touches his mech but him he’s gone through so many handlers he’s stopped counting so when u arrive as his newly appointed handler he thinks he’ll give u a week at most except something about u makes him want to keep u around the longer he spends with u and as much as he shows u every rotten inch of himself u don’t run away which is more than anyone’s really ever given him before

#he thinks u like the rotten bits #and u do u like all of him #strei and mint roped me into their mecha au and I have THOUGHTS #he is obsessed with u because pilots are obsessive #in the same way he needs to be one w his mech he needs that with u too #guys I’m going insane #at some point he can’t let u stay away for too long #needs u inside with him makes u sit on his lap in the cockpit while he’s running tests #everyone. I need to die #ghost thoughts