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There's something unspokenly therapeutic about fixating on Andy & Ollie's love for each other whilst on a train through the Welsh countryside, undiagnosed now I'm cured
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hirudou · 1 year
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i think jades just like me fr,,, he rarely gets sick, but when he does he gets really really really sick.
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shipskicksandgiggles · 10 months
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sometimes I forget that people actually care about me, which has nothing to do with my self worth and everything to do with the fact that I forget I exist to other people once I’m not in the room, and suffice it to say that that made for a really entertaining conversation with my mom earlier about how my stepdad almost drove out to where I live to make sure I was okay, and that’s not a short drive
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mahhairbegreasy · 10 months
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Breaking News: Local transgender finds out that his loss of appetite is caused by dehydration
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let’s try something shall we
reblog this if you have intense menstrual pain and doctors disregard you all the time
bonus points if you’ve ever thrown up, fainted, writhed on the floor, yelled, and developed a fever from the pain
yay being a woman! said no one ever
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roseseafoam · 1 year
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Just heard a reporter pronounce “erythritol” as “urethratol”…
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mayibejudged · 1 year
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Ive recently been employed by an entertainment team on a holiday park and my respect for furries has gone up exponentianly. Today I had to go dancing in this huge bear mascot, I could only see out of his nose and a slither out of his mouth. Wherever I went tiny humans were crowding my feet as I tried not to kick them into the backrooms.
The head was bouncing as I tried to fit trough doorways that were way too small and I finally felt as if I was tall. And you want to tell me that furries do this like, at least once a week or smth??? Im sorry?? They do this for fun!??!
Anyone who can walk around in a furry suit without problems should no longer be ashamed since it is something that requires all their attention while being friendly and happy.
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1eos · 1 year
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mx. you got me fucked up w that gif from leo’s BL. he’s so handsome he’s so caress-able im barely awake and yet im blushing furiously like a harlot
i have to have y'all as fucked up as i was!!! like he looked so desirable, squeezable, etc etc for a hot second i was not only bisexual but also a character in this show like what in di hell? literally any reservations abt this bl are GONE cuz ik the star (leo) is gonna have the girlies kicking their feet and twirling the phone cord around
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literateleah · 2 years
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i will never understand people who say that elusive mistress pink whitney is a girly drink of some sort because the last time i encountered her i threw up five times in 12 hours that shit is not for the faint of heart
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zooone · 2 years
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dawg the moon just woke me up what kinda local 58 shit is this
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mrd-gvf · 1 month
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I finally got some sleep but at what cost
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runedscope · 4 months
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If you want to lose weight i suggest endless diarrhea. Great at shedding a few pounds and or dying from dehydration.
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tawaifeddiediaz · 4 months
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you know what boils my blood.
over the last 2 weeks, i've seen countless patients walk into my urgent care center, symptomatic for so many things, refusing to get tested for covid and flu, citing that they don't want to knowingly bring it to their holiday tables. i had a patient tell me, verbatim, "i don't want to test for covid, because i don't want to be the asshole who brings it on a plane."
i understand that - i understand that holidays are times where people look forward to meeting loved ones that they might only see once a year, or where they get a break from the hectic back and forth of their lives.
but here's the thing - whether they get tested or not, they will bring whatever they have to their holiday tables. it's pure recklessness to know that you're sick, and walk into someone else's house spreading the disease.
today, january 2, i saw 91 patients, many of them who have tested positive for covid and flu. many of these patients are the same ones who didn't want testing 3 days ago, until their events were over, and now, they will have to reach out to everyone they know to let them know that they were positive because they were showing symptoms well before their event.
the next week or two? we're going to see many, many more, all people with symptoms that started around christmas. these are the only two viruses we test for rapidly in our office, but they are potent and can be fatal in many people.
so here's why i wrote this post, and maybe it's a little late, but - if you care about your loved ones, please get tested if you know you're sick. it doesn't have to be at a clinic if you don't want it to, because the over-the-counter tests work just fine too (if you test within 5-7 days of symptom onset). just...please don't try to run from the knowledge that you might have covid, because immunocompromised people, elderly people, people with co-morbidities like asthma, pregnancy, diabetes, etc...many of them may not recover. and they may not be sitting at your holiday table in the future because of it.
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cora-illus · 1 year
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Some Ninth House facepaint lore/design headcanons I drew up while working on my last piece :]
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stuckinapril · 24 days
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I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point
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gyalcoeur-love · 1 year
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i feel better now... that was crazy
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