#i want a tomato right now…

[that-was-anticlimactic]

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#guys i suddenly had an idea— #i am. so sorry but. must spread it. #tomato propaganda #i am so sorry if this is an awful poll it was a shower idea lol #i want a tomato right now…

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

the thing that people don't even get anymore is that we got a number 1 victory royale yeah fortnite were about to get down

#(get down) 10 kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town #my friend just got downed #i revived him now were heading southbound #now were in the pleasant park streets look at the map go to the marked sheet #take me to your xbox to play fortnite today #we can go to moisty mire but not loot lake #i really want to #chug jug with you #we can be pro fortnite gamers.. #averyposting

[deus-ex-mona]

series i’m gatekeeping from my family vs series i’m ✨ok✨ with my family knowing i’m into:

#‘why do you gatekeep hw from your irls?’ well. the thing is. i just ✨don’t want to✨ #and. like. i’ve already led my family to believe that i bought bl manga when i was buying idol sengen at animate #so i think im already past the point of no return in that regard. so. um. yeah. #thank you village vanguard for the unexpected μ’s content in 2k24 you truly are yappa saikyou #i s w e a r falling back into my ll phase almost 10 whole years after i first got into it is unexpected tbh #compounded with the fact that i can now actually afford whatever im looking for. so. like. my wallet is in crisis lol #i had just reached my savings goal last month but now i’ve overspent bc i saw great deals on resold honoka-chan hoodies and i couldn’t help— #so now i have 2 identical hoodies lol. but i’ll keep one of them safe in its packaging bc im unwell like that ig #my merch whaling is out of control i s w e a r but my oshis are just too cute aaaaaaaaa #i probably should open another savings account instead… maybe that’d keep my spending under control… #b u t for now honoka-chan jersey im looking for you #tfw ur oshi is decently unpopular amongst the fans so hardly anyone resells her merch lmao #so ig the relatively fewer fellow fans she has are more dedicated to her than fans of other more popular characters lol #but at least her stuff (when resold) isn’t as overpriced as the actually popular members (birb and tomato) #so my wallet isn’t crying as hard as it could’ve been? ig? hunting for almost 10 year old merch is a pain fr though #either way. the grip idol series have on my wallet is truly insane #i wonder how many bags of chips i could’ve bought with the amount i’ve spent on hw and ll merch to date… #at least a thousand… i think. maybe even 2 thousand if my past gacha game whaling is taken into consideration… #…this is probably why it’s important to have a decent paying job ig. #oh well. at least i may be making b a n k this month with how much ot i’ve had to do this week so far… #i hope i won’t have to work till 5am again over the next 2 days… that had been a horrible experience. #help what am i even talking about anymore why am i having a life crisis right here and now u m. #anyways. dni if you dislike honoka-chan. thanks for coming to my crisis rant. see you when the last stage mv drops ig ok byeeeee

[arsonist-chicken]

I changed the frequencies of the cleaning schedule to bathroom to weekly (instead of four days), and dusting the shoe cabinet and cleaning the window and windowsill to every three months (instead of weekly), and added both of them to also take turns doing that instead of just me - I will be taking bets now on how long it will take until I get angry texts and on how much yelling there will be on sunday or monday evening.

#wtf were they thinking putting only me for dusting and window anyway? #one cleans the kitchen one does the floors I do the bathroom - why the FUCK did they think I should be the only one dusting and cleaning #the windows? ESPECIALLY since I don't care about either of those things. i still don't know what tf cleaning door means #i don't throw tomato soup against it?? #although i will wipe down my own door now because their stupid scent dispensery got an oily layer on it #because they put it right next to my door because yk my room stenches apparently #i still wonder if their noses are different or they are lying on purpose to bully me #also all that hyper cleanliness but thd #they STILL PUT GLAS BOTTLES IN THE RESIDUAL WASTE BIN #also paper in the plastic bin and bread in plastic in the residual waste bin #also they left out a wine bottle that still had some wine in it - i've put it in the dishwasher because yk. i don't want tje kitchen #smelling like wine. but if they think i'll put their trash away they are very mistaken #jess' flatmate rants

[detentiontrack]

Something about having to go no contact with a parent that people don’t talk about is how with every life achievement, you think about what it would be like to tell them

#I just started a new job and all I’ve been thinking about lately is if my dad would be proud of me #I haven’t seen or spoken to him since 2019 #he has no clue what my life is like right now. he only knows the old childhood version of me #he will never be at my graduation or my wedding #he’ll never see me grow as a person and become an adult #and a part of me misses when things were different and we would spend time together #whenever I was sad or sick he would make me a grilled cheese and tomato soup and to this day I haven’t had a better grilled cheese #it would be dangerous to even reach out and talk to him #I can never see him again #he’s done so many things to hurt me and my family #but a part of me is still the same 10 year old that wanted her dad’s attention #whew sorry for being so personal on here #I just needed to get that out

[chokingonpoppies]

Sorry . . forgot you were getting groomed by that weirdo . You have your own brain , you know . .

dont ever talk about me or my savior like that again . if you have anything to say about my family like this get off my page and never come back , i will not tolerate this . fr the only dni i have ,, you disgust me <333

#first of all if you really liked or knew me youd know i DONT HAVE OR WANT FREE WILL and youd RESPECT THAT #SECOND OFF dont you call god any kind of insulting name .. i hope youre smited and i hope you call out to me in your last breath #know i will not come running . if you cared abt me youd resoect my family and my religion because theyve saved ny life and changed me forev #go eff ursrlf anon <333 #chat throw tomatoes at this LOSERRR right now . massive thumbs down #i was so mad i forgit to add real tags sigh #anyways #thepublic.mp3 #ENEMY of the stream ;; LOSER mystery anon ..

[undermostcorgi]

the media which consumes your entire soul at age 12 will forever be a part of you. this is an unavoidable consequence of living and you have to accept this fact. no matter how old you get, no matter how long it has been since you last saw its smug face peeking out from the bushes as it follows you, no matter if you think you have outrun it for good and that you're finally finally safe and you hardly even remember it exists anymore and your brain knows a few brief moments of true peace, it WILL catch up to you in your moment of weakness. and listen you don't want to hear this but sometimes this is necessary for your mental health. you will on instinct want to reject it and run away again but sometimes. sometimes you just need to watch that old show or listen to that silly song or read that weird book again as an adult and it will hurt you a little bit in various little ways but it will also heal you a little bit. you can call it nostalgia you can call it connecting with your inner child or whatever you want but just listen to me it WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO AT SOME POINT AND YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THIS (i am forcibly dragged off the stage by security)

#heed my warning boy #it seems i am not well today #recently made the reluctant decision to revisit what was probably my VERY FIRST real hyperfixation #something that i don't necessarily want to mention by name right now because. well #its pretty objectively bad LOL like i dont think i know of ANYONE still posting about it or really proud of having liked it back in the day #i dont think it is as well known to the general public so it wont get me hunted down for sport even if i did name it probably hopefully #but for those who know its. probably not the best thing to be revisiting lmao (even though i think it might still be being made?? wtf) #but i felt i had to because i was about to start my period and was going crazy insane like you do you know how it is #and i randomly remembered a fanfic i loved and then remembered my fav character and how much i loved him #my actual first ever blorbo oh my GOD he was everything to me #so i reluctantly decided to rewatch “just the first few episodes” just to see how much i remembered and also to prove to myself it sucks #but surprise surprise: nostalgia and hormones are making me actually kind of enjoy it #and now i am suffering from fucking Catholic-like Guilt for not hating it which i think is pretty silly lmao #so im kind of posting this in an attempt to convince myself that its like. FINE and cringe is dead and all that #and that sometimes i gotta be nice to my little mentally ill brain and give it the junk food (bad media) it craves #ESPECIALLY when im on my period LMAO #anyway completely unrelated: why the FUCK do i still remember almost every single fucking word to the delicious tomato song SDHJFKSAJF #i hope no one actually reads this far in the tags bc i know that reveal will probably deal psychological damage to some of you LMAO SORRYYY #ok yeah posting this and then immediately going to bed so that the Haters cant reach me LOL SEE YA

[thedreadvampy]

so MAYBE I spent 4 hours in IKEA on a whim instead of cleaning my flat BUT! BUT!!!!! I bought several forms of Tiny Shelves which as any fule kno makes everything instantly tidier.

added yet another tier to my stack of tea/coffee/cocoa/misc shelves to control The Collection. got trays under all my draining plant pots so I can actually water them. and I got a new monitor stand which is wide enough to fit both my A3 tablet and my A5 tablet underneath and has a shelf with enough space to trade out my work and home laptops easily. plus it's like 3in less deep than my old one, so that's freed up a bunch more desk space.

also of course vitally we did get the Small BLAHÅJ which was the whole point.

I also found a portable freestanding bag situation (toybox from the nursery section) which is both a) a way better option for storing glass recycling and hauling it down 3 flights of stairs than my previous solution "small cardboard box which holds 8 jars/bottles until one of us can be bothered to transfer them into a bag" and b) HAS A REALLY CUTE WHALE ON IT

plus we (Sam) got some new plant friends and the next size up of a lidded pyrex box I've always found super good for lasagne. and Sam got several things he's needed for a while (as well as a wee shark)

in summary did I spend too much money at IKEA and fritter away a full day walking around aimlessly for fun to the point of exhaustion? yes. was it extremely sensible and adult and I'm actually correct in all regards always? perhaps.

#red said #the disadvantage of the new monitor stand is bc the sides are solid it's a lot less good for cable management than the old one #i may need to consider my approach to that #i don't want to tie any laptop cables down bc both chargers need to leave my room relatively frequently #but it's a bit suboptimal right now cause one transformer pack is taking up a big chunk of the shelf #and my work macbook charger is kind of folded around awkwardly to keep it plugged in while the laptop's tucked away #on the other hand my tablets are both tidier and more accessible #so it's 6 of one half a dozen of the other #anyway. i was too productive last thing before bed so although I'm very tired i now can't sleep #but i rearranged things into the new trays and shelves and tidied my desk and sorted out my laundry #so that's not 'cleaned the flat' but given that i got in at 10pm it's not nothing #anyway i got Sam a peace lily and he got another plant too #and talked me out of buying a sweet pepper plant which. he's RIGHT i have already occupied EVERY surface with my chili and tomato seedlings #and buying a plant from IKEA for £8.50 vs buying seeds for like £1.75 and getting several years of multiple plants #just isn't as good an economic proposition #but i want the peppers NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW #he is right though

[medicinemane]

My stomach sounds like some manner of beast right now, just kind of "mhhhrmmhhbbhh"ing, like some sort of creature snuffling and grumbling

#it may in fact shock you that a single potato did not in fact fill me up #but that's what was on offer tonight #and... and between there not being a lot that I'm up to scavenging in the first place and my stomach not making me feel great... #kinda makes it hard to feel like trying to track down something to eat #what I wouldn't give to have like... a dozen big hamburgers and a spinach or romaine type salad #doubt I could eat it; but it's what I'm feeling like might actually get me out of food deficit if I did manage to eat it all #I don't want sweets; I want food; but my mom loves using her money to pick up sweets and it's like... #a couple really nice quality burgers... even... 2... maybe 4 if we're honest; that's what I'd love #maybe a classic style; a bbq one; something with some spicy peppers on it; and then... surprise me with the last one; just no tomatoes #(and only good quality lettuce; you can put it on there but only if it isn't iceburg) #if only if only if only... if only I had a fuck ton of money or if only I had the skills to make that for myself #man I could go for some food right now... just a burger; that's what I'm really craving #like I said; that sausage patty earlier just made me hungrier so I feel like I need meat #and I fucking know all those SEO articles always say there's no way you need more protein in fact you're getting too much #but I just... I want just a massive amount of meat; a mountain of it... or fuck; don't care; you get me whatever it is in it that I'm wanti #and you put it in a vegan form I don't care... I just want whatever it is I'm wanting; and it's taking the form of burgers #Just like... if I had like 50 burgers in the fridge and I could heat one up any time I was hungry #I might actually be full for once after like a week (and maybe out of burgers) #I know I'm better off than most people; I know I'd be fine if I just wasn't so stupid and lazy #but I'm so fucking hungry and have been all my life #a decent meal that comes around more than once a month (that it's rare it comes around that often) #what an amazing idea; you know? #that month where I'd bought that like month of $1 big burger coupons for smashburger... that was maybe the one time I was almost full #only meal of the day most of the days... but fuck... one big burger every day is at least something

[mycenaae]

new york times cheddar tomato toasts you will always be famous

#although they want me to add too much salt to this dish. cheddar and mayo saltiness is perfect without extra #i also season my tomatoes with turmeric black pepper and specifically use light rye or sourdough bread #as someone who can really only eat raw tomatoes With A Cheese this is great but it's also a nice vehicle for very fresh tomatoes in general #and i have soooooooo many tomatoes right now #nat.txt #n; cooking

[typheus]

finally trapped my mom n made her help me trim her tomato plants 😌

#other #t talks #her n her husband are under the impression that NOT thinning out their plants is a good thing. #they are so sososo wrong and it drives me insane. #anyways i trimmed the tomato plants #cut a bunch of the new growth n flowers that wont grow a tomato in time #and some of the dying old growth #didnt want to trim it too much #but god were they overgrown and in need of care #they also choked out the peas..... #and were sitting right on the carrots #the carrots they also didnt thin out #n so theyre all small #just like the peas.... #the like. 3 carrots i thinned out are done tho! #one was a black carrot. very nice a but sweeter than the orange ones! #all the crowded carrots are still small tho. n wont get big cause theyre crowded. #i tried to explain this too them at the start of spring. but they wouldnt listen. #now they do. #they also planted some basil. then let weeds grow right thru em. n got mad when i pulled the weeds. said it WAS the basil :/ #the basil is dead now. #i wish they would not touch the garden.

[maryyyy8]

I have been such a brave boy and I think I should get a reward (soup)

#rambling #sorry I just really want soup idk why I phrased it like that #I would kill for some good tomato soup with toast and feta right now

[134340am]

i’m feeling a little chatty tonight so i’m going to talk about food, specifically mexican food. i’ve never had it till this year, when my best friend brought me to this really old and cosy mexican restaurant and she ordered me a chimichanga which changed my life… it’s sooooo so so decadent and indulgent and rich and amazing i swear my soul nearly ascended to heaven when i had my first bite. i love how flavourful mexican food is and how fragrant it is!!! like, i always find my appetite dropping towards the end of the day when i’m tired so by the time it’s dinner i’ll just eat whatever and gtfo but that chimichanga single handedly snatched any appetite i had left and slammed it back into my stomach…. that didn’t make sense but yeah… halfway through my chimichanga i actually got sad because i knew i was gonna finish it soon. do you have a meal that makes you feel that way?

#i’m still learning about mexican food and i’m trying to get something different every time i visit that little restaurant #i just wanna get the chimichanga all the time but 😭 i’m telling myself to expand!!!! #i was a super picky eater as a kid i pretty much only ate like. potatoes and eggs and tofu #so now that i’ve grown out of some of my pickiness i’m really enjoying trying new cuisines #anyways i love mexican food because it has tomatoes in it most of the time and i love tomatoes #i hope this post wasn’t offensive or weird or anything btw i really just wanted to talk about the chimichanga #lemme see if i can find a pic #i don’t recall taking pics because i’ve always just dived right into it straight away LOL #tmi tuna #cw food #fude #tuna thoughts

[achilleslyre]

i appreciate the thought when ppl cook enough to give me some but more often than not i end up crying in my room bc they cook it in a way that my sensory issues can’t handle (like uncooked onions added) or it’s different than what i was expecting. makes me thankful at least that i dont have a table so they dont have to see me pick at it and i can cry in peace but.. i feel bad! i’m sure it’s fine but i cook for myself in a very particular way that i know there won’t be any problems for. i’m not picky with what foods i can eat but i’m picky with how it’s prepared……

#offered me some pasta but like #i was firstly not looking forward to it bc it was tomato sauce with no beef in it and we also dont have any cheese #and i dont like tomato sauce but i’ll eat it if theres cheese in it #and beef helps but its not necessary #so i was like when its done i’ll put mine together just call me #and when i noticed what we didnt have i was like ah. ok i’ll just put margerine and spices on mine. and then i looked at the oasta and i was #expecting like. spaghetti but it was elbow noodles and ive never had margerine on eblow noodles and i just wasn’t expecting elbow noodles #and i dont want to try them with margerine bc elbow noodles are meant for mac n cheese…… #and i feel so pathetic but i just went into my room and now i’m crying #i wish i wasnt like this i legit feel so pathetic right now

[mobbothetrue]

Yeah I have a normal level of impulse control I think <- got burrito grease all over my fresh painted nails because I was hungry

#mobbtalks #painted my nails right before eating because I wanted to experiment with masking tape #I mean it worked I’ve got a cute little heart one one of my nails now it’s just that it’s also been drowned in pizza grease a little. #cest la vie and all that #pizza grease…. why did I say pizza grease??? I mean I suppose a burrito at its core is sort of just a rolled pizza #meat. cheese. dough. if I added tomato sauce I woulda had a basic pizza #I mean getting even more technical I was eating a sloppy joe in a wrap <- ran out of buns <- had sloppy joe filling left over #But. I’m getting off track. grease on nails. gonna go run them under water and what happens happens

[david-watts]

yeehaw gotta love being yelled at for *checks notes* not wanting to eat marmite on toast for lunch whilst doing rather intensive work and not wanting to buy the most expensive storage tubs by shopping around

#I might actually be getting better at dealing with it because I was able to relatively calmly and logically explain the reasons #she;s pissed at me now because of it #she has to admit that I'm right about not keeping mouldy food in the fridge after all and it's infuriating her #she's gonna be ultra pissed when I tell her neither of us want to eat what she's making #my m*ther isn't feeling well and quite frankly. she sucks at honey soy chicken or whatever the hell she's made #for context this is the same lady who tries to make sweet and sour sauce with tomato sauce. from her 1974 stir-fry book. #and like hey. some of the stuff in those old cookbooks are good. but it's from 1974 and is written by a white person #we don't know how to cook anything with flavours that aren't garlic. #and my grandmother? will not even use garlic.