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The HR department at the magnus institute would’ve been crazy

#Jon would have been reported 10 million times #his file would be 2 feet thick #tma #the magnus archives

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Goodnight <3

#my tummy hurts :(

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would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest

#absolutely not

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I am not immune to nice boobs in bra ads

#I’m a simple lesbian #I <3 boobs

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Don’t you worry folks we took out all her teeth (me getting my wisdom teeth out)

#taylor swift

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I always forget what I named CZ on my google photos until

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CZ was being so sweet and cuddling on my chest and then he bit me for NO reason

#the beast

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Todays boy dinner is a mystery burrito (my mom made it and idk what’s in it), and for dessert I will be having a chocolate croissant from work

#food

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And don’t say “you don’t need a little treat you’re an adult” because if I’m getting my ass out of bed early, getting weighed, and then explaining every instance of mental illness I’ve experienced from the last 2 months, I’m going to get a little treat

I’m going to my psychiatrist appointment in person tomorrow. What should my little treat be afterwards

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I’m going to my psychiatrist appointment in person tomorrow. What should my little treat be afterwards

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When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

#HAHAHAHAHA #laugh rule #fave #I’m crying

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in a situationship w God

#sashanne

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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

#cats #fave

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Follow for the same image of a snird every week or submit your own snird!

#joe sparrow the sluttiest bird in amphibia

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Actually I just need a cigarette. That would fix me

I need a cigarette & a greasy in n out burger (with a shake) & an entire bottle of vodka with lemonade

#I haven’t had nicotine in 7 hours #NEED a pack of marlboro reds #immediately #tw alcohol #tw nicotine #tw smoking