#i want my sprinklers ;-;

[kaasiand]

I was asked to draw a kickflip off of a curved sponge. It makes sense in context I swear (lie)

(I don't know what an accurate kickflip looks like just roll with it)

#I was not asked to draw a sprinkling or seeker I just wanted to draw it with those #splatoon #splatoon 3 #my art #sprinkling #sprinkler splatoon #splatoon sprinkler #sprinkler #seeker splatoon #splatoon seeker #seeker

[thetriggeredhappy]

I HAVE NOW 100%’ed STARDEW VALLEY

THREE TIMES.

#shut up me #i did a completionist run like years ago right and it was time consuming but i did it #then came the ginger island update. and like 80 more hours or content and so much more completionist shit #i believe i had two jobs at the time but whatever who cares. grinded it out in a few weeks #then mr conape himself said IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU and YOU KNOW WHAT SIR #FUCK YOURSELF #HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS OLD MAN #stardew valley #sdv #mr ape i have only one request. the ability late in the game to marry multiple spouses. that’s all i want. #i just want to be able to marry both harvey and shane. shane takes him to sports and harvey makes him eat vegetables #and i make hundreds of thousands of gold every season with my optimized sprinklers and junimo huts

[bookwyrminspiration]

little kids are so fucking right about puddles and playing in the mud. it’s magic. euphoric

#shitpost #guess who got their 3rd sunburn (all mild) of the week this afternoon #i was putting my hands in puddles and squishing the mud around :) #god stimming is so fun #watching the ripples…ethereal #mud feels so good #i didn’t have most of my clothes on cause dad was fixing the sprinklers and I didn’t want to get them wet #so I got some sun #but like…so worth it #the kids are right play in the mud

[woolydemon]

gotta make sure the burger bun stays dry y'know,,

insp by this rlly cute fic!!

#wooly art #transformers #botbots #transformers botbots #burgertron #frostferatu #burgerfrost #frostyburger #while i was insp by that fic the situation in this is up for interpretation #maybe they got caught outside the mall in the rain #maybe the sprinklers went off bc they accidentally set smth on fire #who knows !! #i just. couldnt get the mental image of frosty shielding burgy with his cape out of my head .. #mainly bc i just wanted to see how it would look bc #frostferatu is shorter than burgertron. how is he supposed to do that akdjflfj #i made it work kinda. #burgertron x frostferatu

[chapuyes]

#the broken bone thing has got to be the most common right? #the cemetery trapped thing has happened twice. once cause of sprinklers & the other time cause of very defensive marmots. & I guess I could #have gotten out both those times but I didn’t want to get my research wet in the sprinklers and I didn’t want a marmot mad at me #hyperspecific poll

[everysongineverykey]

how did it take me so long to play stardew 1.6... YOU CAN ADOPT MORE PETS

#my god i want them all. i want every single one. #it'll be massively complicated filling all those water bowls every morning #but i can figure it out! get a sprinkler or something! i want those fucking turtles so bad man #and all the cats. all the dogs. why don't they let you have birds. i want a fucking BIRD

[bluejaybytes]

IT IS DONE. I 100%'D SIDE ORDER IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. Cleared the tower with all palettes, bought all hacks, bought all items from Cipher, got the Low Hacks Eight badge, got all Jelleton entries, and got all chips entries as well as maxing out the chips that max out at ten and NOT five. My fastest clear is 17 minutes with DJ Octavio's palette, and highest score is Marina's palette with 83k points. My favorite palette and palette with the most clears is Frye's palette with 6 clears, and my least favorite palette is Big Man's palette with only a single clear, tied with Eight and Murch's palette for the spot of least clears, and my first clear was with Sheldon's palette.

Genuinely I could not be happier with Side Order. The only critiques I have are minor and not hugely impactful on how I feel about the DLC as a whole. Easily worth the money and despite the fact I've now done every conceivable thing the game has to offer in terms of completion, I absolutely expect to continue playing and having fun with it for a while further

#splatoon spoilers #side order spoilers #also GENERAL TIPS: if you struggle w aim or getting overwhelmed- go for drone chips- ESPECIALLY Inkstrike and Burst Bomb #Ink Saver/Main Firing Rate are your best friends. Always try and get either Crab Tank/Trizooka/Triple Inkstrike #Sprinkler is more useful than it seems and can easily slow and damage enemies- but I wouldn't recommend picking it up if u didnt start w it #Reefslider is better than it seems- as long as you have room to start up. That said- same as Sprinker- dont get it if you dont already have #Don't get too many homing shots chips unless youre trying to max for catalog. If you want homing shots- get only 2-3 #any more than that will be hell on earth if you get overwhelmed or need to paint zone #This does not apply to Tri-stringer however! Tri-stringer with max homing shots is fantastic given its tap shots- get some ink damage up th #For low hacks- keep on attack damage +2 and drone inkstrike- everything else turn off. If you get overwhelmed- step back and farm for items #For chips completion- keep common tone bias on for everything EXCEPT weapon specific chips (Splatling Barrage/Horizontal Slash Speed/ect) #For those- turn it completely off- none of the weapon specific chips line up with the common tones of their weapons #max out floor reset and vending machine reset hacks before starting that grind specifically- reset floors whenever you can afford it- #-to get the chips you need. DONT take vending machines until you get to the higher floors- its cheaper to gamble on floor resets- #-than it is vending machines- and you'll get membux even if you run out of money before getting the chip you need #and thats my general tips! if anyone has any actual like. questions or advice feel free to hmu ive sunk dozens of hours into Side Order LOL

[kimarisgundam]

I don't know why anyone even bothers choosing to take a card from the tarot deck. Literally no one has ever gotten the "2x eddies for a side gig" outcome 🙄

The last few times my friends used it:

Solo1 got his shotgun messed up (NPC broke his gun)

Rockerboy showed up to a job so high that his Ref had a -4 penalty (got offered drugs cut with something questionable)

Exec got tailed by gang NPCs that we had to fight (was thrown under the bus by a NPC)

Our party had to go rescue Solo2 last night cos she drew a bad card and ended up like V in 2077 🙄

She got kidnapped by Scavs cos she used a shady BD viewer 🙄

^ feel kinda bad for our DM though 😂. She planned a mini encounter for us, but we cheesed it cos my friends who play Exec and Rockerboy used DnD style problem solving 😂

Multiple Scavs in the workshop?

Exec: Mako (my Netrunner) hack the control panel and turn on the water sprinklers. I'm going to drop an EMP grenade on them

DM: ಠ_ಠ

Need to clear net architecture to hack the sprinklers?

Rockerboy: Wait. Sprinklers means there's smoke detectors right? What if I start a fire 🤔?

DM: ಠ_ಠ

Rockerboy didn't want my Netrunner taking unnecessary risks so he, Exec, and Wraith dumped their cigarettes into a random can and lit the can on fire

Then Solo1 carried Rockerboy on his shoulders while Rockerboy waved the can under a smoke detector 😂

#Rockerboy wanted to wave his lighter but our DM said no cos the lighter wouldn't produce enough smoke to trigger the sprinklers #Rockerboy was like hmmm 🤔... what if I light my entire pack of cigarettes on fire #I told our DM that Rockerboy Exec and Wraith are all chain smokers #my Netrunner doesn’t smoke but she keeps a spare pack in her inventory for Rockerboy #there's no way setting 4 packs of cigarettes on fire won't trigger the smoke detector #so our DM had to allow it 😂 #we cheesed the fight and looted the Scavs #personal #cyberpunk red

[whatimdoing-here]

Another bagel morning. These shapers from Amazon make all the difference because I am not good at that.

Also I made M lower calorie bagels or whatever in the very back... Just self rising flour and plain yogurt. They're honestly not bad with the everything bagel seasoning.l

#and the little little things are donuts from the store #also of course now that today will tip off in the 50s and its hella windy small fry has a soccer game #but at least everything is turning green #we were supposed to seed the yard or whatever but m wanted to call someone out about rhe sprinkler system first #but he hasnt so I'm about to do things my way and he'll have to deal 🤷‍♀️ #other people that need to be called: tree trimmer and contractor #but i don't call people so #i take care of the mental load in the house 90% of the time so that is on him #anyway happy sunday may it be chill for you all #alex does food

[polarpolarpolarx]

Top asking everyone to get excited over his "announcement" or whatever and then it's a paIR OF GLASSESSSSS how does this dude still have fans like BRO

how tf are yall not sick of this dumbass expression lmao the nerve of this guy

#bigbang #choi seunghyun #top #I personally LOVE IT but that's because I hate you all! #he's a piss sprinkler to his weed fans and it's hilarious but the lack of self respect is just beyond the coal! #'my special project will for sure make you surprised' HAAAHAHAHAHHA #and it's GLASSES #THAT HE WANTS TO WEAR TO THE MOON??? HDAKLHSDKAJHDDHAKJ #i CANT it's too fucking funny #he is never going to the moon

[ifithasafandomimapartofit]

I’m playing stardew valley for the first time ever and the first building I’m going to build on my farm is gunna be the Stable. I want my horse.

#stardew valley #I’m 20 days into spring on the first year #and I have no buildings yet #except my house #am I playing this game wrong??? #no there is no wrong way to play stardew valley #I think in like winter #I’m going to go FULL TIME MINER #because I want enough sprinklers to Never have to water my crops again #watering 60+ crops my hand a day is literally exhausting lmao #I want to fully automate my crops before I get my animals because #I want a lazy game days where all I do is walk around and pet my animals and forage #yeeeeeessss #I’m falling so in love with this game to

[sweetnotgentle]

spoilers

#when we dream we dream of the old world of rain of bathtubs of soap suds of clean skin of swimming pools running through sprinklers in the - #-summer of washing machines of the distant sea which may just be a dream #‘i love you’ it is hard for me to because sometimes it doesn’t seem like it is enough #found family navigating how to run a business and keep their passion of making video games alive #adored the writing style in this and how it didnt stick to one ‘shtick’ #like the small moment when the nurse imagined their relationships #i loved ‘she was pretty all the time but she was beautiful in love’ #i was on sadie’s side for every single argument lol #I WANT TO PLAY ICHIGO SO BADLY #marx’s death was so terrible i feel a pain in my chest #its been a long time since i’ve felt this bad for a fictional death #HE WOULD KNOW HER HANDWRITING ANYWHERE #8/10 #books :) #read if you want something tender & don’t mind violence

[angel-macabre]

mutuals post your stardew valley house + farm layout, or just what you're doing currently. i wanna hear about it

#currently im in spring 4 and ive just gotten the casks so im having a bit of fun with that #cranberry wine and duck mayonnaise are my top income besides crops #im wanting to do a bit of everything but im definitely still under-utilizing the space on my farm #i have yet to transition to iridium sprinklers im waiting until winter to do that. visiting krobus every Friday building up stock #oh yeah and i just laid out chests with all the villager's liked items so now ill actually start making friends which ive been ignoring lol #my top friends are Linus Clint and Pam

[wingsandpetals]

i bought more seeds than i have farm

#much of my farm is still uncharted territory and i dont want to plant them too far away cause i dont have enough sprinklers #parme plays stardew

[theha1r]

@heartfe1t liked for a starter!

the former king of hawkins high looks to the current queen, letting out a little sigh. it's strange, they may have never been the closest in high school, but they still always seemed to run in the same circles. both stuck in different generations of hawkins royalty. which is why steve finds himself in the position he is now, the desire to help her strong. he doesn't want to see her stuck in the same box he was for so long, she deserves to be free - just like he was. "listen, chris - i just ... i think it could be a good idea. it would get jason to leave you alone, and ... and your mom? i might not have the reputation i once had ... but i feel like people would still accept it? and respect it?" he offers a shrug, he's not sure if that sounds exactly promising - but he's trying here. he really is. "just until you graduate, then we can 'break up' and you can be free. get yourself the hell out of this town."

#( you gotta mess up to figure things out // interactions ) #( contact list // chrissy cunningham ) #( from sprinkler splashes to fireplace ashes // stranger things ) #heartfe1t #(ok so i looked back at our old plotting stuff for them & basically like fake dating au was kind of the thing we were both most into ... so #i hope this is okay??? also i stuck it in st but we can put it in my main verse/fandomless verse if you want!) #(also this might not need explanation but either way i feel like this is between like 's3-s4' even if we do fandomless i hope you still #get what i mean)

[castielafflicted]

the one thing I was looking forward to this week got cancelled :(

#zeph posting #a sprinkler broke at the church and now i have to fucking! #no socializing #again #i just wanted to be out of my fucking apartment #no socializing no breakfast no cute boy update for everyone #slamming my head against the fucking wall!!! #what was the point of me making fucking plans to get a ride and trying to sleep #im so fucking upset #i was literally so excited to see anyone other than my roommates