#i would tolerate booktok more if they did things like this

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

I think booktok needs to get more oddly specific with the tropes thing like I want a list of the top three most anticipated books where there is a character who enjoys yogurt who is in love with an autistic coded guy please

#i would tolerate booktok more if they did things like this #but no #booorrrring #booktok #the raven cycle #trc #foul lady fortune #flf

[mypookiewookiebear]

getting high with Hetalia characters

(cause I'm kind of high and bored :P) (I just did the allies + Canada to make my life easier)

⚠ DISCLAIMER ⚠

these are just my opinions/ headcanons, if you don't like... uh, don't read pls 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

TW/CW: drugs, lots of drugs mentioned, uh I curse? mostly weed mentions, mentioned alcohol, I use gay as an insult (GUYS IT WAS A JOKE I PROMISE PLEASE)

America

I feel like most of the time he would mellow out. Like most strains would make him more chill, like purple kush.

I think he would prefer edibles, it's easier, you’re higher for longer, and I headcanon that he’s on the heavier side so the edibles are more effective.

(also he’s weak and can’t smoke for shit)

Regardless, I don’t think he smokes or takes edibles too often. I think his preferred substance is probably liquor, if anything.

England

Okay, here me out. I think he experiments with hallucinogens.

He has his little witch friends, they light a bong and do fucking magic

(my normal friday night tbh…)

But that is the craziest thing he does, plus he’s old and has a strict 9 pm bedtime.

(plus he needs his booktok kindle to read bad colleen hoover books)

I bet he has a clicker and everything so he can lay down and read his kindle

Anyway, I think he’s had his fair share of za, but gets busy so he doesn’t do it all that often.

France

Okay the haters are gonna sabotage me, but I think he smokes the least out of this group,

Does not like the way weed makes him feel, he gets sensory overload easily while high, his adrenaline spikes and makes his heart race (in a bad way).

Prefers alcohol, specifically wine, doesn’t usually get drunk or sloshed but is more comfortable being drunk than high.

Russia

 More inexperienced with weed tbh.

Like he has smoked cigarettes, drinks often enough, and done an occasional hard substance, he just doesn’t see much appeal in weed.

I think he is extreme, like he either is dead sober, or sloshed from vodka. No in between

When he is high, he gets more introspective, and depressing lol. 

(he thinks more about his childhood, how he felt during all that)

Canada

I wouldn’t say he’s the no.1 stoner, but he’s in the running for that.

He would totally come to a world meeting high asf

(I mean, who's gonna notice?)

No preference as far as smoking vs. edibles, but i bet he’s done some crazy crack pipe diys to smoke weed

(such as, but not limited to: making a bong out of a water bottle, hot wiring an iphone charger, and smoking out of a banana)

When he’s sober he's chill, but when he's high, legit the chillest of chill. Like owns the word chill. 

More sociable and charismatic, also makes bomb ass foods.

China

Saved the best for last 😘

Guys… we did it, we found the number 1 stoner 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Kidding kidding, but he is very familiar with medicinal marijuana.

(my man has a bad back… leave him alone…)

While he has a lot of experience, rarely does he get extremely high, again mostly smokes for medicinal purposes. 

But he still has a high tolerance in general, so if he does decide to get super high, he needs strong ass edibles or a full cart.

(me asf tbh)

In the event he gets high as hell, he mostly ponders… thinks about philosophy or something gay like that./j

Idk he’s not that crazy, just sits by himself and thinks about stupid shit, like the appeal of bamboo to pandas.

Side note: don’t use gay as an insult that's bad…

OK BYE GOODNIGHT

#hetalia #hetalia headcanons #aph china #aph america #aph england #aph france #aph russia #aph canada #cannabis #smoking #writing! #tumblr fucked up my formatting so i have to kill #i have an ear infection lol

[legacysam]

16. What is the most over-hyped book you read this year?

24. Did you DNF anything? Why?

Absolutely love that you went right for the spicy questions

16. I actually wasn't aware of whatever hype exists for most of what I read last year, maybe because I don't follow like...booktok/bookstagram kinds of people, so the hype I hear is just word of mouth from friends so it often echoes my own taste. THAT SAID. I read Autobiography of Red by Anne Carson for a queer book club and heard a lot from people about how life changingly good it was, and I ended up hating it. It was pretentious and not even in a smart way, more like half-assedly pretentious. Would not recommend.

24. Two DNFs actually! Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail is the sequel to a moderately charming wlw romance novel. I enjoyed the first one enough to try the second, and it was just generic romance novel garbage. No charm, no real romantic or sexual tension, not well-written, not worth the time or energy to finish.

The other I feel slightly bad about, because I think I might have finished it (if not loved it) if I hadn't been reading the audiobook. A Lady For a Duke is a regency romance with a trans woman as the lead, and while the story itself is a little overwrought, I could have tolerated that as a heightened romance type thing. But the narrator gave the female lead this irritating, simpering voice that I just could not stand. And yeah, I wasn't loving the writing enough to track down a non-audio version to finish, so I just didn't.

#as always with book opinions ymmv on all of these