#idk if im still portraying him as asexual very well here

[shadebloopnik]

Angelic Alastor AU bc the poly im thinkin out for it makes me laugh sometimes.

Lilith and Lucifer winding down in each others arms after having sex, having random conversation topics and eventually ending on Alastor.

Lilith: He's always been so reserved with anything regarding this, are most of your kind like that or???

Lucifer: No, I mean we are able to have those kinds of relationships, they're not really taboo amongst angels. Alastor's just....never been interested in it...?

Lilith: Hmmm.....

Lucifer: ..........

Lilith: ......he'd be pretty fucking hot tho-

Lucifer: Oh stars yes, I've been envisioning it for eons, you have no idea-

#yes they eventually drag him into the poly #but not before sum dramaaaa and angssstttt #and other traumatizing sht that makes Alastor realize how much they mean to him #Alastor still doesn't like sex that much but he does like satisfying the two #idk if im still portraying him as asexual very well here #bc i like to think that i am but im not exactly well versed on labels #so im just goin off what i feel lmao idk #hazbin hotel #Angelic Alastor AU #radioapplith #radioapple #appleradio #apple radio #radio apple #alastor the radio demon #radio demon #alastor x lucifer x lilith #poly #hell's greatest throuple #alastor #lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lilith #lilith morningstar #hazbin #hazbin alastor #bloopnik rambles #bloopnik writing #writing