two geniuses in the room and their gameplan for waking Sigma up is dropping him on the ground repeatedly IM CRYINGGG
Sigma’s gonna wake up with an insane headache and sore muscles all over and skk are gonna avoid eye contact and act like that was all on Fyodor like
Sigma, stirring awake:
Dazai: hey welcome back
Sigma, groaning: everything hurts
Chuuya:
Dazai:
Chuuya: dw we killed that anemic jackass
Dazai: yeah i can’t believe he did that to u
Sigma, rubbing his temples: I feel like I’ve been slammed on the ground like 20 times
Chuuya, under his breath: that’s pretty close actually
Dazai, also under his breath: be quiet
Sigma: did u guys say smth?
Dazai: no :) u must be tired
"Question for both of you guys: just as far as a bounce-back performance goes, after the Dallas game, what are your thoughts on this one?
"..."
"...You know, a shutout tonight, it's something to build confidence off of."
larian employees desperately need pr training or smth like dont get me wrong i personally love the insight we’re getting but Guys. Guys… you can’t just say shit like that on an nsfw focused fandom server.
I run this blog because this person was downvoted for being a visionary… we need blogs like acnhconfessions to be a safe space for Tom Nook rabies truthers