#im not a big coffee person

[soldier-poet-king]

Anyway I'm eating a chocolate bar for breakfast

#the duality of fran #this is a new low #i dont even feel low tho i feel good and kinda happy #i just really wanted a chocolate bar. i rarely indulge this much and for breakfast no less #but im just. yeah! im gonna eat chocolate for breakfast #normally i have breakfast on break at work and its super healthy #today. i deserve a lil treat #for no other reason than i am glad to be alive this morning #catsitting all next week which means being out of my parents house #and downtown and close to THINGS AND PEOPLE #i can just have a casual coffee in a cafe a weekend morning. go shopping. wander around the thrift markets #The possibilities are endless when u are within walking distance of things #im SO excited over this little thing. it shouldnt be a big deal. but my heart is so happy #even if the living out of my suitcase in another person's living space is anxiety inducing for me #bc routines and all that #GOD if rent wasnt insane in the city i would be so happy to move into a community #where everything is accessible by walking or. a short subway trip #I MISS THAT KIND OF LIFE SO BAD OK

[sofancydancy]

My body on the verge of self-destruction: please....water

Me: best I can do is another cup of coffee and a prayer my guy

#personal #im shaky lol #big brain but one braincell and that was used to make coffee #relatable

[fillejondrette]

i knew some muslims are totally against music but i thought it was kind of a fringe/uncommon position but my aunt says she has multiple students who aren't allowed to participate in music class bc their parents are conservative muslims. like seriously they are pre-teens. let them play the recorder if they want.

#can we all just chill #im not a big music person and the idea of having to give up music is still pretty intense #altho not as bad as not being able to have coffee/tea in mormonism #they do allow energy drinks so i guess i could still get caffeine

[hella1975]

i have an exam on monday but also my last exam was on the 9th. they really said 'give that little guy 2 whole weeks to prepare for a single exam' and expected me to get anything done. i havent even clocked it yet. you gave me way too much time. there is zero fear here. the Terror hasn't kicked my ass into productivity and i fear it never will. i'll fail it and come back later idc

#LIKE I CANT EVEN BLAG THIS EXAM BC IT'S IN PERSON SO THERE'S NO WAY OF CUTTING CORNERS #I /HAVE/ TO STUDY FOR IT I HAVE TO PUT THE TIME IN #AND TBH I HAVE CAUGHT UP ON ALL OF MY NOTES #AND THIS WEEKEND THE PLAN WAS TO MEMORISE THEM ALL #GOOD RIGHT? PERFECT PLAN RIGHT? IM DOING FUCKING NOTHING #IM DANCING TO NEVERENDING SONG BY CONAN GRAY AND CONTEMPLATING GOING INTO TOWN #JUST BC THE SUN IS OUT EVEN THO I KNOW I CANT SPEND ANY MONEY RN #IT'S SATURDAY SO MY MATE IS IN THE COFFEE SHOP I COULD GO RN AND HAVE A NICE LIL COFFEE SHOP SESSION #EXCEPT I CANT MEMORISE IN A COFFEE SHOP BC IT INVOLVES SAYING STUFF ALOUD #SO I KNOW ID JUST GO TO WRITE AND ACT LIKE I DONT HAVE A BIG FUCKING FINAL EXAM IN T-MINUS TWO DAYS #GIRL PLEASE #hella goes to uni

[ahauntedcowboy]

i am the sleepiest ghoul in the world okay? i am ready to sleep at any time. i’ll sleep right the fuck now, don’t try me.

#eri's posts #im so sleepy i want to sleep #i even had a big cup of coffee (made my my bestie <3) and it didn't touch it #and im kinda dreading the next few days because i have to be sleep deprived and kept up #and maybe im not the chillest person when im sleep deprived #i just go nonverbal #or speak nonsense #there's no in between

[mrpenguinpants]

ahh the mona scam, a concept i am very familiar with

*looks back at C2-*

;-; i think we're the same cause last time I checked she was C2. Which I mean...in my list of people I want to lose the pity to its: Diluc -> Tighnari -> Mona -> whoever the fuck else. I do want to use Mona because I think she's cool and I like her kit, plus she's used in every one shot team, but...ugh. I don't wanna build because I'm lazy.

But since wanderer is out I was tempted to use her. But I also have yelan and I think yelan might be better? It's mainly because I have a good weapon for yelan and no catalyst for mona.

#cherry #cherryflavourdtea #man ive been chugging tea and the one coffee #not a fan of coffee but ive been living off tea #ive become a disgrace to my ancestors because i straight up just reuse tea bags #ive not been a real human being for the past 3 months #1 more day and im free #super duper big mwah #lovely person #ask

[l-think-l-love-you]

Oouuugghhhh ran outta da fast data AND forgot earphones at home just kill me now lads... How am I meant to have an electric feel Friday like this

#plus failed to convince higher up we dont need to go in office next week... cos theres a straggler starting a week later than everyone else #ONE person... who might not even show up.... give me a great big heaving break #all i have to comfort me is some free coffee i picked unwisely and dis nietzche when im on breaks #and its kind of icked me out after recent passage that man wrote some odd shit about women #im not down with that fred RESPECT WOMEN DUDE

[lostjulys]

<- guy who is going to fucking flay himself out of pure autistic understimulation & ennui

#GOD i want to do something bad right now i am not. but holy shit i am so. fuck. theres literally nothing i can fucking do here bcos all of #my stuff is gone and i am sitting on a futon on the floor in my room with a cardboard box's worth of clothes and my illimat cards and my #tablet. and that is fucking it. i don't even have a desk or a chair there aren't any fucking tables in the house and i want to do something #productive or exciting or nice like bullet journal or art journal or practice calligraphy but all my notebooks are in west virginia and my #sewing machine is in kansas and i havent fucking talked to another person outside of my family in fucking months. #and i can't fucking drive anywhere bcos the firebird has busted hazard lights and the dodge truck needs to be looked at and the suburban #is in the shop rn and there's no way in hell im driving the big truck. and i can't even fucking sit in the dining room and watch buffy #bcause my mom is fucking listening to alex jones all of the time and i am going a little bit crazy i think. #hell worldddddd i want to do stupid things that i am not going to do maybe i will just drink enough iced coffee that i feel like shit & #then sleep for another ten hours. #dot text #neg

[majbucky]

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#so i just booked a trip to paris during coffee break at work. going to normandy for the 80th anniversary of d day and then spending two days #in paris !! never been so very excited. got a pretty long layover in amsterdam too and im not traveling with any big bags so might explore #that city as well<3 #personal

[the-heaminator]

You prefer coffee over tea

- @iron--and--blood

Lmao no

I'm english and indian, tea runs through my fucking veins

#coffee is used when necessary but not often #and even then it doenst work unles sits in big enough doses to kill a horse #so ye no im a tea person #chai my beloved

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Target is magical I'm never leaving

#i grew up in a really small town and rhe nearest targest was an hour and a half away #you would make a day of it if you wanted to go to target #like 'im gonna get up early and go to target and meijer and get some lunch and maybe go Christmas shopping' #like target was a special occasion #then i moved away. to an apartment within walking distance of a target!! #i miss that apartment. the location was amazing but my roommate was not #so i moved from there. and then the nearest target was half an hour away through construction #so i never went to target when i lived there #but now! i live a 15 minute subway ride from a small target AND a half hour walk from a BIG TARGET #and rn im at the big target. i needed paint and hangers but now im just wandering. enjoying the smell of the in-store Starbucks #i made one lap. now im gonna make another. whatever i buy i have to carry half an hour home but it's fine #ive figured out the afterlives btw. if theyre personalized #if i die and go to hell its gonna be my job on a Saturday #if i die and go to heaven its gonna be a big Target but with a nice local coffee shop instead of the starbucks #anyway goodbye i hope you get to wander a target today!!

[badgerclawsaresharp]

i keep dreaming about living somewhere large enough to support a coffee table because i keep wanting to buy coffee table books

#so many times i see a book and go 'that would go great on a coffee table' #i got big ambitions. someday im gonna live somewhere with at least 600 sq ft! #(hahahahaha thinking about the current housing/rental market makes me depressed) #personal

[the-purp-anon]

its 2 am currently, i have a business plan report to do and i barely had anything done, and not only that, its due today. worst part i am feeling so unwell doing this, gosh this thing is physically hurting me. EVEN WORST PART I HAVE LESS THAN 3 HOURS TO DO DEAR LORD-

Gods have mercy on my ass bro

#purp squeks #text #personal #dont mind me im just screeching rn jadhfsg #gosh i drank coffee and im wide awake but i am just physically unwell #i cant even skip today and need to submit it this afternoon only because i wanna get it done so i can move on with other stuff afjhjd #I HAVE A BIG 2 DAY EVENT THIS WEEKEND AND I HAVE NOT DONE PREPARING #WHY AM I LIKE THIS AAAAA ;7;

[pallases]

bro im so confused 😭 line sensing wasn’t working earlier in the week at first like the robot couldn’t even stay straight so i changed p control value from positive to negative and it was able to follow a straight line that way but then it got to a turn and ran into the wall and i thought hm maybe the p control value just isn’t big enough like it just can’t turn sharp/fast enough but now im back at it and it seems like it’s straight up turning in the opposite direction ??? but that doesn’t make sense bc the sign of the value was DEFINITELY the issue before like my robot was not responding right at All just nonsense movements and then i switched it to negative and bam straight line following like magic.. what is Going On

#i don’t know… im just hoveringnit over the line rn bc what im using is a makeshift race course of printer paper and electrical tape lying #loose on my coffee table so i don’t want the wheels to crumple the paper of whatever. going to tape down the whole thing tmrw i guess we’ll #see more then #personal #the engineering chronicles #maybe the value is TOO big and it’s making the system go haywire on real turns?? #but actually no now im confused again bc when i was working on it last time it WAS turning the right direction just too slow. maybe i #changed smth or uploaded the unupdated code or smth without realizing idkidk

[lifeisbetterinmydreams]

i hate that i’m productive while alone. that i get things done only during the dark of night or while home alone, that i write the most at 2 am and can only play my guitar while there’s no one there to listen. i wish i could operate under normal hours or when there are other people to see i’m doing what i need to but somehow its so much easier while alone, while at night, when no one actually expects me to get anything done is when i tend to flourish. 

#i just know that when im older ill be such a night person even more because ill be able to walk around without question #idk i think thats a big part of it. that people will ask questions if i do these things during the day #ask to read what im writing or listen to what im playing #or get in my way while im trying to clean or cook or smth #plus i get all my energy and motivation in the middle of the night #i know i have to vacuum t #i know i have to vacuum tomorrow. or in the morning. but i would so much rather do it now #idk i just hate my motivation patterns #and i am a night person and not a morning but i stand by the fact that i would and will be a morning person when i live alone #waking up to make coffee for myself or water plants #romanticize my life more without having someone else there #does this make sense? if i could wake up and there are still no dawing expectaions id be fine #dream is to be able to write for a living and live on my own timeline but thats just the dream #sorry for this super long rant in the tags. rip to whoever opens them because i was just tying without really reading or understanding what #i was saying tbh lol #poems to me

[mournings-stars]

could i have anything with a married vox x reader pleasee? i'm so obsessed with this television it isn't even funny 😭

okay im FINALLY publishing this — in my defense i wrote like five vox x wife!readers after getting this and couldn't decide which to publish to this ask but now yall are getting over protective husband vox cus i love him and now i wanna make an actual fic also i originally read this request as wife!reader so i made reader fem but I'm just now realizing it's married i hope that's okay!!

warning: vox is a little crazy and reader does not care

No one knew Vox was married — and it wasn’t because he wanted to hide you, or he felt ashamed. He could never feel ashamed; you were basically his pride and joy — It was because he couldn’t stand anyone trying anything with you. Especially because of how much he doted on you. Someone could easily see how much he cared and use it against him — they could hurt you, manipulate you, maybe even force you into a soul-binding deal. He couldn’t risk anything happening to you.

That was why you lived very separate lives… Well, not entirely separate. He couldn’t stand letting you work for someone else (they could take advantage of you, or try to flirt with you), and he couldn’t handle being too far away from him during the day, so you worked at VoxTek. You had a job where you never interacted with your husband, and it left your days feeling exceptionally lonely. Especially because he claimed that he “didn’t want to overwork you,” which meant he stayed at the office much later than you did and you were left at home. Alone for most of the night, usually falling asleep before he got there, and waking without him because he went in earlier than you. 

You also had weekends off while he worked a good portion of the day, which let you “go out on the town” of course, but it also left you, again, very lonely. He did email you throughout the day, but that was because no one could see those emails. It was “an outdated form of communication” as he called it, which meant no one looked through them. 

Of course, when you did get to see him, you were ecstatic. He went on and on about how much he missed you all week, subtly asking if anyone had bothered you at all. If they did, they very coincidentally disappeared, so you often told him “no” for the sake of your coworkers’ souls.

And of course, after some time, people did start to bother you. They would get promoted, and get the chance to work with your husband directly, while you stayed exactly where you were and didn’t even get a call from him. That led them to teasing, which turned into snide comments and remarks, which became little “accidents” like spilling hot coffee on you or ruining and deleting your work. 

One day, after someone dumped piping hot coffee all over you, and a very expensive blouse your husband bought, you had enough and backhanded her. 

You were an overlord’s wife, and he gave you everything. Even and especially power. That meant the employee was flung across the room while screens burst and crackled around her, and you were dragged up to Vox’s office. 

“What is it now?” Vox asked when your supervisor knocked on his door, ignoring your wincing as you tried to get the scalding hot coffee-stained blouse as far from your skin as possible. 

“Another low-class bitch ruining our image,” was the response that made you laugh, knowing this person would be dead as soon as they opened the door. 

“Ah…” He sighed, but you knew he was smiling. “Come in.” He was probably going through his weaponry, pulling out just the thing to get rid of the “low-class bitch,” but as soon as the door was opened, you were shoved in front of him, and his weapon went off, you weren’t the one to fall limply to the ground. 

The two employees who opened the door quickly dragged the supervisor away and left you alone in the room. 

As soon as they were gone, he discarded his weapon and went to you. “What happened to you?” He wiped under your big eyes as he cupped your cheeks, which were dry, but he could tell you were upset and he was doing his best not to go out and get rid of everyone in your department. 

“I hit someone,” you said, and he found it adorable. There wasn’t much you could do wrong in his eyes. 

Clearly. 

“What’d they do to make that happen? I’ll kill them,” was his quick response before he cleared his throat. “I mean, I’ll talk to them about it.” His eyes drifted down to your blouse, his screen blinking and hands twitching on your face before they went to your blouse and began unbuttoning. He didn't say anything else, electricity zapping between his fingers as he fumbled with the buttons until he cursed and ripped the blouse open. The buttons clattered to the floor as he muttered, “I’ll get — get — get you a new one,” screen buffering and electricity zapping over his entire body. “Are you hurt?”

“I don’t think so.” You knew not to tell him how much it burned with the way he was reacting already. “Vox—“

“After I take care of you, you're going to point out who did this, and who watched it happen. Understood?” He knew you tried to spare your coworkers from his temper, but he wasn’t going to let that happen this time. 

“It’s happened before—“ A loud whir of electricity sounded as Vox’s screen flashed and blue jolts of electricity burst around him. You shrunk back at the overwhelming power, quickly telling him, “I’m fine–”

“You didn’t tell me?” His voice sounded electric, making you swallow as he removed his overcoat to use as a towel to pat your chest dry. He couldn’t even enjoy the sight of you at work, topless, when this was the reason. He watched the way you winced with every touch of his jacket on you, fingers sparking at the redness he could see beneath the coat. His body jolted and the overcoat immediately sparked fire. “Fuck!” He tossed it to the ground, stepping on it to put the fire out. 

“You need to relax,” you told him pointedly. “I’m fine. You’re overreacting.”

“You’re underreacting,” he said childishly, taking in a deep breath before going to a closet in the large room and grabbing a spare blouse for you and an overcoat for him. At the sight of the many things he had to give to you and spoil you with in there, he calmed only slightly. “Did you at least hit her hard?” He asked as he handed you the blouse. You hummed, nodding and making a very prideful smile come to his face as you buttoned up the blouse. “Do you like this one?” He asked quickly, his evident mood shift into wanting to please you making you chuckle. “It’s not as expensive as the one that cunt ruined,” you hummed along to satiate his ego, “but I thought you’d make it look good.” Before you could say anything, he continued. “I have some more I got for you; do you want to see those instead?”

“I like this one. You picked it.” His screen buffered as he cleared his throat, a pink glow on his cheeks that he quickly got rid of. When you noticed he began to relax, you took the opportunity of being in his office to your advantage, sweetly asking, “Can we have a moment together before you go down and fire half your company?”

“Anything you want, dear,” he said, much more cheerful than he was moments ago. “Do you want anything to eat? Drink? I’ll call something up.” He went to the desk at the end of the room as you went to the seating area and sat on the sofa. “Where should I order from?”

“Vox, you’re at work. You shouldn’t order anything,” you had to remind him of his own rules he set for himself. “They’ll see me here–”

“Are you wearing your ring?” He asked, speaking over you.

“I’m always wearing my ring.”

He nodded, looking down at his matching golden band. “Let them see.” In the moment you gave him to think, he’d come to the more rational conclusion that he wouldn't harm anyone. Just that he’d terrify them to death by making it known that you were not to be touched ever again. “I’ll make sure everyone knows who they decided to fuck with today.”

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