Suzaku: Are you mad?
Lelouch: No.
Suzaku: So sharping knives at three in the morning is just a hobby?
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C.C.: Anything you can do, I can do better.
Lelouch: Then why don't YOU do it?
C.C.: Just because I can, doesn't mean I want too. 💅
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"This is where all the garbage goes, and unfortunately, you can't fit inside it."
-- Lelouch to his father, while holding a small trash bag.
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for lipid
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Lelouch: I think I’m in love with Suzaku…
C.C.:
Lelouch: Thoughts?
C.C.: And prayers. You’re going to need them.
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Prowl: I can’t do it. It’s against my moral compass.
Arcee: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.
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Lelouch, trying to pull Suzaku up: I can’t hang on, you’re too heavy!
Suzaku, hanging over a cliff: Pretend I’m your sibling!
[Lelouch starts letting go]
Suzaku: NOT SCHNEIZEL! NOT SCHNEIZEL!
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Suzaku: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Lelouch: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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Kel: I can’t do it. It’s against my moral compass.
Lin: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.
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Lelouch and Shirley went to see a movie.
Lelouch : [as "The Count of Monte Cristo" ends] Did you like it?
Shirley : Yeah. But it made me feel sorry for Mercedes.
Lelouch : Why ?
Shirley : Because he cared more about revenge than he did about her.
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“It Monday already and I am so done with the week.”
Lelouch Lamperouge after seeing C.C in a fortress made of pizza boxes.
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Lelouch [speaking to Suzaku]: My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak my brain gets angry.
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Lelouch: Remember how we met, bestie?
Suzaku: Oh yeah, I tried to kill you. 😊
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Jeremiah: Y'know, I've been thinking a lot about my racist past. But I've decided that... I'm better than this! I'm going to improve myself, and instead focus on my racist future!
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Suzaku: Lloyd, check into their cameras.
Lloyd: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Britannia" app.
Lloyd: *taps the screen*
Lloyd: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.
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