Crystal: Oh no, how the hell did you get my dad's car crushed?!
Y/N: Well, we were on the way and there was a deer in the road so I yelled "Goo, deer!"
Crystal: ..Don't tell me-
Y/N: He replied "Yes, honey?"
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behold, the og 4 guys of lookism
credits to @kiwinatorwaffles for making this!
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i feel like the biggest plot twist in the lookism universe was sammy's dad being an AC repairer. like ptj had planned for sammy and jake being brothers, but due to the low ratings for lookism at that time and readers complaining it was getting boring, ptj decides to twist the story into making sammy's dad an AC repairer. like its so funny for some reason and lots of readers still tryna bully him LMAOAOAOA #protectsammy smh
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Zack: Hey Daniel, . Can you help me with physics?
Daniel: Sure. Wait a sec.
-Daniel, writing on his journal-
Daniel: Journal, entry one - I'm about to embark on one of the great challenges of my life一teaching Zack physics. I'm calling it Project Gorilla
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Y/N: Hey, get me some water.
Elite: I'm Charles Choi, the Chairman of HNH group.
Y/N: Okay Charles Choi, the Chairman of HNH group. Get me some water.
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how to flirt (do not copy)
zack, leaning against a doorway: would you rather eat a goat baby or a matter baby?
mira: WHY WOULD I EAT A BABY??
zack, crying internally: I- you know what never mind
daniel: what's a matter baby...?
zack: no shut the fuck up that was not meant for you
daniel to jay: what's the matter baby?
jay: *slowly turns red and says nothing*
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I have found the inspiration/reference used by ptj for Johan's mother
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kidnapper: I have two of your child
charles: whats their name
kidnapper: one named goo and one named gun
charles: good luck with that
charles: call me when you need help
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