#incorrect sbg

[graveyardgang]

Aiden, being chased: I’m a quick decision maker.

Ash, running beside him: You make the worst decisions!

Aiden, jumping off a cliff: Quick though!

#literally just the scene of him jumping off the wall and breaking his damn ankle lmao #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #incorrect sbg #incorrect school bus graveyard

[obsessingoveranything]

#school bus graveyard #sbg #incorrect sbg #literally them #ashler #idc if theyre not canon #ashlyn banner #tyler hernandez #theyre canon to me

[shuutingstar]

Welcome to your obligated dose of incorrect quotes!

Aiden: oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons—

Tyler: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

Ashlyn: can you suggest me a book that made you cry?

Ben, typing on his notes app: general mathematics 6th edition.

Taylor: how do you tell someone their mouth stinks without being rude?

Aiden: I’m bored, let’s drink mouthwash.

Tyler: what do you have planned for the future?

Ashlyn: lunch.

Tyler: I meant long term.

Ashlyn: dinner.

Aiden: which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Logan: neither, because it’s twelve.

Tyler: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Ashlyn, turning to Aiden: how tall are you?

Aiden: if Ben and I were drowning, who’d you save?

Ashlyn: you two can’t swim?

Aiden: it’s a hypothetical question, Ash! Who would you save?

Ashlyn: my time and effort.

Taylor: you have to apologise, Tyler!

Tyler: fine.

Tyler: ‘unfuck you’ or whatever.

#I was bored #can you tell? #Ben doesn’t talk so he isn’t in a lot of them #sorry?? #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard #aiden clark #ashlyn banner #school bus graveyard webtoon #ben clark #tyler hernandez #taylor hernandez #logan fields #incorrect quotes #incorrect school bus graveyard quotes #shit post

[iamumbra195]

School Bus Graveyard incorrect quotes because I'm bored

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Taylor: Look how creepy it is looking down this hallway.

Ashlyn: I'm gonna get vertigo.

Aiden: I'm a Virgo!

Tyler, deadpan: No, you're a virgin.

...

Aiden: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Tyler: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Aiden: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ASHLYN WITH ME

Logan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

...

Taylor: Why is Tyler so upset?

Logan: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Taylor: And...?

Logan: He got Aiden.

...

Ashlyn: What did you do with the phantom's body?

Aiden: What didn’t I do with the body?

Everyone:

Aiden: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the phantom respectfully.

...

Aiden: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Logan: Aiden, no.

Ben, with text to speech: Mistlefoe.

Logan: Please stop encouraging him.

...

Taylor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tyler: You’re a hazard to society

Aiden: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Emma, trying to be nice to Ashlyn's new friends: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Mike, excited for his daughter: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Logan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Ben: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Aiden: Smad.

...

Ashlyn: Why are you on the floor?

Aiden: I'm depressed.

Aiden: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ben, please.

...

Taylor: Aiden and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Ashlyn, sighing: What did he do?

Taylor: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Aiden: Who wants a steering wheel?

...

Aiden: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Logan: How am I supposed to know?

Tyler: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Logan: ...You wouldn't be trapped.

...

Ashlyn: Tyler, keep an eye on Aiden today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Tyler: Sure, I’d love to see him get punched.

Ashlyn: Try again.

Tyler, sighing: I will stop Aiden from getting punched.

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Aiden, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Tyler: You did WHAT–

Ben: William Snakespeare

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Ashlyn: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Taylor: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Ashlyn: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Aiden: edible

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Taylor, whispering to Aiden, who’s on the phone with Ashlyn: Ask her something!

Aiden: How are you feeling?

Ashlyn: Fine.

Taylor: Something personal!

Aiden: At what age did you start hearing voices?

...

Aiden: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Logan: If?

Tyler: Great, the only party I’d actually go to and he might not even die.

...

Logan: We need a distraction.

Ashlyn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Aiden, whispering: My time has come

...

Tyler: Where are you going?

Taylor: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Tyler: I'll come with

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Mike, buying a whole bag of knives, guns and other weapons like he's going to war on a random Tuesday: I can explain

Jacob (shop owner): Can you?

Mike: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Taylor: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food colouring, it will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food colouring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food colouring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.

Tyler, sighing: What did you do?

Taylor, wailing: A MISTAKE

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Mr. Thomas: What are your goals?

Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs.

Mr. Thomas: No, I meant your goals for this trip.

Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs in Savannah.

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Logan: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Ashlyn: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?

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Taylor: Aiden isn’t answering their phone

Ashlyn: I’ll call

Taylor: Ben and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Aiden: Hello?

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Aiden: I was arrested for being too cool.

Tyler: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Aiden: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much

Taylor: You’ve been to jail?

Aiden: Once. In Monopoly.

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Mike: You love me, right?

Emma: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Aiden: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Ashlyn: Okay

Aiden: And make out during the scary parts.

Ashlyn: The-

Ashlyn: The scary parts?

Ashlyn: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Ashlyn: How petty can you get?

Tyler: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Taylor: I KNEW IT-

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Aiden: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Logan: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Mike: So what’s for dinner?

Emma, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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That's all for today!

#school bus graveyard #school bus graveyard webtoon #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #ashlyn banner #aiden clark #ben clark #taylor hernandez #tyler hernandez #logan fields #mike banner #emma banner #i love those two so much #incorrect quotes #sbg incorrect quotes #incorrect sbg quotes #aidlyn #ashden

[thurio-edau]

*sigh* back at it again

i geniunely love this website

#ashlyn banner #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard #school bus graveyard webtoon #schoolbus graveyard #aiden clark #sbg #tyler hernandez #taylor hernandez #sbg logan #logan fields #sbg ashlyn #sbg aiden #sbg taylor #sbg tyler #webtoon #incorrect quotes

[stillfrownyclownlol]

Aiden: hey wanna play 20 questions?

Ash: sure why not

Ash: what's your favourite color?

Aiden, hyperfocused: triangle. My turn; do you love me?

#incorrect quotes #sbg #school bus graveyard webtoon #school bus graveyard #sbg (webtoon) #aiden clark #ashlyn banner #aidlyn #aiden x ashlyn #omfgggg can i shut tf up #no i cannot

[aludraslytherin]

Ashlyn: okay, so let't check our stuff one more time. Aiden *takes the list out of his pocket*:okay, guns? Logan & Taylor: check Aiden: first aid? Ben: *thumb up* Aiden: knives and axe? Taylor: check! Aiden: baseball bat? Tyler: check Aiden: Shoes with knife in them? Ashlyn: check Aiden: flashlightts and ropes? Everyone: check Aiden: face paint? Ashlyn: che- Aiden why is there face paint in our backpack??

#school bus graveyard #sbg webtoon #ashlyn banner #aiden clark #taylor hernandez #tyler hernandez #logan sbg #ben clark #incorrect quotes #sbg incorrect quotes #meme #sbg memes

[beuatifulbuttercup]

Aiden: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. Ashlyn: What's wrong with you?? Aiden: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. Tyler: No, they mean other than that. Aiden: Ohhhhhh. Aiden: I haven't slept in 4 days.

#sbg #school bus graveyard webtoon #school bus graveyard #sbg webtoon #aiden clark #ashlyn banner #tyler hernandez #felt silly and the incorrect quote gen was open <3

[fictionalmenaremytype]

Spoiler for SBG season 1 finale

Aiden: So...what was it like to be a shish kebab?

Tyler: What was it like to have your head tenderized like a steak?

Ashlyn: Can the two of you just stop?

Tyler *beneath his breath*: by a school ceiling no less...would have replaced your braincells with asbestos if you had any to begin with.

Aiden *also muttering*: looks like I struck a nerve, sheesh!...kebab.

#school bus graveyard webtoon #sbg incorrect quotes #sbg #tyler hernandez #ashlyn banner #aiden clark

[baldisschoolbusgraveyard]

tyler: unpopular opinion, leg cramps hurt more than getting impaled and having your intestines all over a tree branch

aiden: :)

tyler: drop the smile fucker. it doesn't suit you

aiden: you sure? do you really mean that? do you stand by what you just said?

tyler: [sighs] ......no.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect school bus graveyard #school bus graveyard webtoon #tyler sbg #aiden sbg #tyler hernandez #aiden clark

[urfaveviet]

#sbg (webtoon) #sbg #ashlyn banner #taylor hernandez #aiden clark #ben clark #schoolbus graveyard #school bus graveyard #incorrect quotes #i did it again

[graveyardgang]

Ash: You’re really bad with boundaries.

Aiden: Name one boundary I’ve crossed.

[earlier]

Aiden, picking Ash’s front door lock with a toothpick: Hey, can I come in?

#is this not how the boundary conversation went? #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #incorrect sbg #incorrect school bus graveyard

[lying-on-floors]

Ashlyn giving a pep talk to Tyler before his baseball game: Okay, so, You have a switch blade taped to your shoe--

Taylor: He does?

Ashyln: He will! And then taped to your other shoe is a lemon. STAB STAB STAB STING STING STING!

The sbg gang:...

Ashlyn: "What are you doing?" I'm squeezing lemon into your wound! Sweet baby blade foot!

She finishes with a proud expression on her face.

Tyler: Yeah...I'm not gonna do that.

Ashlyn shrugs: Eh, I am.

Aiden: Ooh! I want a blade foot!

Logan and Ben shake their heads, panicked.

Ashlyn: No, Aiden.

#let her be chaotic #let her be silly #sbg #school bus graveyard #ashlyn banner #sbg ashlyn #sbg tyler #tyler hernandez #taylor hernandez #sbg taylor #ben clark #aiden clark #sbg ben #sbg aiden #logan fields #sbg logan #incorrect quotes #bobs burgers

[shuutingstar]

Part 2 of the Incorrect Quotes cuz I got bored:

Computer: enter a new password.

Aiden: *enters “Ashlyn”*

Computer: password is too short.

Aiden: I know.

Ashlyn: since I’m going to be out for a while I left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.

Ashlyn, picking up a piece of paper from the bowl: for instance, “Aiden and Tyler stop doing that” applies to everything.

Tyler: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

Ben, using text-to-speech: I really like Eminem.

Logan: I prefer skittles.

Taylor: He’s talking about the rapper.

Logan: Why would he eat the wrapper?

Logan: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Tyler: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Aiden: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Tyler: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Aiden: Yeah, they're all birds.

Ashlyn: Aiden, you’re in charge while I’m away.

Aiden: okay, I’m your man!

Ashlyn: don’t do anything stupid.

Aiden: okay, I’m kinda your man.

Ashlyn: and keep the others out of trouble.

Aiden: you need another man.

#I haven’t posted in a while #so take this while I cope #once again sorry Ben isn’t in a lot of these! #and that Aiden is he just fits so many of them lmao #shuu rambles #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard #school bus graveyard webtoon #ashlyn banner #aiden clark #taylor hernandez #tyler hernandez #logan fields #ben clark #incorrect school bus graveyard quotes

[c0tt0n-candy-em0]

Aiden:GilfromtheJohnnytestcartoonisfuckinggayandonlyactsoblivioustoSusanandMarysadvancesbecausehesaclosetedgayasstwinkandrefusestotellthemhesgaybutJohnnyknowsthathesfuckinggaysothatswhyhetriestostopthem Ben:………

Ben*signing*: Aiden go to bed it’s 3 AM and we haven’t slept in almost 2 days. and throw the energy drinks out!

#aiden clark #ben clark #nexuswrites #school bus graveyard webcomic #school bus graveyard #sbg #school bus graveyard incorrect quotes

[when-we-drive-away-in-secret]

Actual conversation that took place shortly before the Baudelaires arrived at 667 Dark Avenue:

Olaf: Be nice

Esmé: I'm always nice!

Olaf: Real nice, not bitchy-nice

Esmé: You're tying my hands, but fine

#incorrect asoue quotes #source: why women kill #esmé squalor #count olaf #this same quote could be used for so many scenarios though #literally anyone talking to esmé at any point #could also be applied to a bunch of other sbg dynamics #sugar bowl shenanigans #a queue of unfortunate events