Malcom : *Sitting in the corner rocking back and fort contemplating his whole life*
Annabeth : What happened to him?
Connor : Drew told him that he was built like an improper fraction
Annabeth : Dam-
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Annabeth: It just doesn’t make sense!
Malcolm, the ultimate sibling: It would if you were smarter
Annabeth, clawing at him: you take that back
Malcolm: NO
Annabeth: BASTARD
Malcolm: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
Annabeth: ALSO A FUCKING BASTARD YOU DICKWAD
Connor and Percy, eating popcorn:
Percy: do we stop them?
Connor: not until they bring ou--
Connor: there we go
Connor: NO WEAPONS
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Leo: Hey, Piper? Turns out Jason's even more traumatised than we thought, so Thalia and I are going to attack New Rome (deliberately this time)...you want in?
Piper: Percy and Nico will fuck their shit up if they find out...let me go get them.
Leo: Good idea!
Jason "I need therapy but I don't know it" Grace
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how do you think Jason felt knowing he looked like Luke Kronos? how do you think this kid, this child who’d been raised to be a soldier, who is so fundamentally good and tries so hard, felt when he realized why the greek campers were uneasy around him.
not because he was roman. the greeks didn’t care about that. but because he was tall. lean. blond hair, blue eyes. facial scar. brotherly disposition.
someone who’d looked just like Jason had been a leader at this Camp. someone who’d looked just like Jason had been a brother here. someone who’d looked just like Jason had taken their trust and shredded it, had turned their siblings against them, had sabotaged their home, had caused so many deaths in his war to destroy Olympus, to be noticed by his father. (something Jason also desperately wants.)
Hera had sent Jason to replace Percy—the leader, the hero. but how was he meant to do that when all any of them could think when they looked at him was traitor?
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I know, I know, Remus Lupin doesn't like quidditch. He doesn't care about it, He thinks it's ridiculous, whatever, whatever...
But could you imagine how beneficial Remus Lupin's werewolf heightened senses would be on the pitch??
If he was a seeker, he could probably hear the snitch and be able to find it that way. His reflexes would be unmatched, making him the perfect beater and keeper! He'd be such an asset!!!
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Disturb the terf
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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luke:
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this close to joining the war this close this close this close
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Barty: what in the fucknuckles is this?
Regulus: (holding hands with James) he's my boyfriend, you intolerant shit.
Barty: (staring at James) whoa, pump the hate brakes fox and friends! i'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially pinkie pie from my little pony…
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You're so right. I'm really curious how Ash's control/influence over the phantoms would play out in that scenario, too. If Aiden is trying to fight the phantom instincts as he slowly changes and Ash is trying to control those phantom instincts for him, would it force the phantom and therefore Ashlyn's control to override Aiden's? And how permanent would that be?? Could we possibly end up with a fully phantom Aiden that was pushed over the edge because of an irrestible will to fulfil Ashlyn's commands?
It kills me that this is how Aiden was, tired but infinitely kind and supportive.
Ash thought that nothing would change, but...
but now everything is changing and Aiden himself is changing
spoilers for fastpass
With each chapter he looks more and more like a phantom. Body weight, aggression, facial expressions, instincts. I'm scared of what might happen to him in future chapters :(
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Me w/ college textbooks
Guys I'm not a strong reader I'm not reading all these
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Genuine question, who hurt Rick?
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The way him choking Alex mirrors how the phantom was choking Ashlyn...is it going to come down to a fight between ashlyn and aiden 😭😭😭
It kills me that this is how Aiden was, tired but infinitely kind and supportive.
Ash thought that nothing would change, but...
but now everything is changing and Aiden himself is changing
spoilers for fastpass
With each chapter he looks more and more like a phantom. Body weight, aggression, facial expressions, instincts. I'm scared of what might happen to him in future chapters :(
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I am a firm believer that when Percy discovers audiobooks, he sets out to finish every book Annabeth loves. He tried to read the books before but with Dyslexia and adhd it could take up to a year to finish the book! Now, though, he's finishing a book within a couple of days. He listens to Little Women whilst he's skating and The Hunger Games as he cooks. Then he starts finding other books and asking Annabeth's opinion on them before pressing play, sometimes finding she hasn't heard of them. This spirals to going to the library in New Rome for college supplies and Percy wandering off returning minutes later with four or five books he's listened to that he thinks Annabeth will like even if he didn't like them. Just Percy doing something for Annabeth and finding a love within it as he discovers audio books.
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Nico kiss marry kill : Percy, Will and Jason
Nico : kill Percy. And... kiss Will and marry Jason
Will : OK WHAT
Jason : I'm honoured, but are you sure you wouldn't prefer to marry your boyfriend...?
Nico : no bc then id have to kiss you, which is cheating. But I can sign legal marriage papers with you and then we don't kiss, so it won't be cheating.
Jason : I see. That's clever
Leo : I just love the lack of hesitation to kill Percy
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I am so confused abt this sbg war on here wth is going on 😭😭😭
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