#it’s the boy who cried wolf with homoerotic subtext too

[secretmellowblog]

I feel like for Goncharov to be a REAL tumblr fandom you’d have to read all these meta posts about how incredibly Gay it is and thEN watch the movie only to discover that the homoerotic couples each have just one scene together, and most of the plot ACTUALLY centers on a boring bland cliche suffocatingly heterosexual love triangle involving characters who are so dull the fandom never mentions them. You’d have to read all this in depth meta about the agonized lesbian relationship between Katya and Sofia, then watch the movie and learn most of Katya’s screentime is actually devoted to her love triangle with Fred and Bert

#watch Wicked they said #it’s so gay they said #this post is brought to you by: #scrolling through the new Wednesday adams show tag noticing all the lesbian stuff and being like #‘oh cool yay lesbian show’ #then being very surprised to learn the show is actually about Wednesday love-triangling with two dudes apparently ? #it’s just really boring so no one posts about them I guess? #valid #although the sad thing is that sometimes yeah. that one gay scene is more interesting than anything else that’s goin on #but yee XD #it’s the boy who cried wolf with homoerotic subtext too #bc now every time I hear about how gay something is I’m like ‘hah sure ‘ #I remember being so surprised to see gifs of the kiss from our flag means death because I didn’t think it was like. actually gay #😂

[kayyy-lmao]

I was tagged by @mvickym to answer the following questions thank you 🥺

1. What are you wearing? a big sweatshirt that was my moms and sweatpants

2. Ever been in love? nope

3. Ever had a terrible breakup? no

4. How tall are you? 5’3 I think but I definitely tell ppl I’m 5’4

5. How much do you weigh? No❤️

6. Any tattoos do you want? 100% I have 5 planned but I am broke

7. Any piercings that you want? I wanna get my nose redone and get more on my ear

8. OTP? me and a sugar daddy

9. Favorite show? teen wolf parks and rec love island and kuwtk bc I’m garbage who likes garbage

10. Favorite band? One direction mcr and 100 gecs

11. Something you miss? My friends :((((

12. Favorite song? currently Crave by Waterparks but it changes all the time

13. How old are you? 19

14. Zodiac sign? Taurus sun Aries moon and Capricorn rising

15. Hair color? Blackish brown but I’m gonna dye it soon

16. Favorite quote? it’s a tie between “Herr God, Herr Lucifer, Beware. Beware. Out of the ash I rise with my red hair And I eat men like air.” -Sylvia Plath and “Kiss my design vagina” -Gemma Collins

17. Favorite singer? Harry styles ayesha erotica lil peep and basically any female rapper

18. Favorite color? hot pink

19. Loud music or soft? loud

20. Where do you go when you’re sad? my bedroom or where my paints are (I’ve never sounded more pretentious but I’m a shit painter I promise but it helps me cope)

21. How long does it take you to shower? 13 minutes if I’m just doing a simple shower but if I’m shaving and exfoliating and shit like that like an hour

22. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? like 20 minutes if I’m being quick or multiple hours if I wanna pull out a fucking LOOK

23. Ever been in a physical fight? not really

24. Turn on? Like alt fashion and a good sense of humor

25. Turn off? Being inconsiderate and not washing your ass

26. The reason I joined TUMBLR? I decided I really wanted brain damage

27. Fears? BUGS!!! I literally will sleep on the couch after a bug is in my room like it’s baddd also trump winning again pls vote everyone

28. Last thing that made you cry? a tiktok of a cat a little before it was euthanized

29. Last time you cried? rn man holy shit was that tiktok sad

30. Meaning behind your url? remember that dead dead meme ayyy lmao yeah that and I’m too lazy to change it

31. Last book you read? I’m dyslexic so reading is a no but I listen to the audio book of the bell jar by Sylvia Plath

32. Last song you listened to? Right now by one direction

33. Last show you watched? parks and rec

34. Last person you talked to? my mom

35. The relationship between you and the person you last texted? my oldest friend

36. Favorite food? my homemade mac and cheese

37. Place you want to visit? literally anywhere man I refuse to leave the house till new cases in my state are under 100 a day

38. Last place you were? my room

39. Do you have a crush? no

40. Last time you kissed someone? never

41. Last time you were insulted and what was it? I honestly can’t remember

42. What color underwear are you wearing? red and black with a Betty Boop all over em

43. What color shirt are you wearing? navy blue

44. What color bottoms are you wearing? black with grey lettering

45. Wearing any bracelets? no

46. Last sport you played? whatever one the last gym class I took forced me to

47. Last song you sang? Telephone by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé

48. Last prank call you remember doing? me and my friend called Dennys and asked if Denny was there and I guess they didn’t hear us right and thought we said someone else and they got very upset I think drama was happening between them and I ended up blocking Dennys

49. Last time you hung out with anyone? A while ago fuck COVID

50. Favorite movie? Donnie Darko Pride and Prejudice The Romeo and Juliet one with Leonardo DiCaprio Jennifer’s Body Beautiful Boy and this is us the one direction documentary

Thank you for tagging me!!!!! And i’ll tag @homoerotic-subtext-and-murder @everythingismeee @hypestyles @whattheheckisahufflepuff and @sorryybabyyx no pressure tho

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