#but yee XD

[secretmellowblog]

I feel like for Goncharov to be a REAL tumblr fandom you’d have to read all these meta posts about how incredibly Gay it is and thEN watch the movie only to discover that the homoerotic couples each have just one scene together, and most of the plot ACTUALLY centers on a boring bland cliche suffocatingly heterosexual love triangle involving characters who are so dull the fandom never mentions them. You’d have to read all this in depth meta about the agonized lesbian relationship between Katya and Sofia, then watch the movie and learn most of Katya’s screentime is actually devoted to her love triangle with Fred and Bert

#watch Wicked they said #it’s so gay they said #this post is brought to you by: #scrolling through the new Wednesday adams show tag noticing all the lesbian stuff and being like #‘oh cool yay lesbian show’ #then being very surprised to learn the show is actually about Wednesday love-triangling with two dudes apparently ? #it’s just really boring so no one posts about them I guess? #valid #although the sad thing is that sometimes yeah. that one gay scene is more interesting than anything else that’s goin on #but yee XD #it’s the boy who cried wolf with homoerotic subtext too #bc now every time I hear about how gay something is I’m like ‘hah sure ‘ #I remember being so surprised to see gifs of the kiss from our flag means death because I didn’t think it was like. actually gay #😂

[trickibe]

watching the jackass episode of family feud and idk why i find it so fucking funny everytime someone on team knoxville gives a stupid answer and johnny just-

#for clarification he's tasing dave england #and somehow that's really funny to me #i might be a tad bit sadistic #but yee this is my announcement to say i might be getting interested into jackass XD #tricki's rambles #jackass #johnny knoxville #dave england #family feud

[retellingthehobbit]

Update: My askbox is now open! I had no idea that I had accidentally closed it-- my thumbs are clumsy, alas. But it is now open again, and will remain open for the future! Feel free to send me any asks related to the comic :3.

#picture is unrelated #but I do like that it looks like Gandalf is announcing this #the hobbit #retelling the hobbit #not chapter #but YEE thanks to the person who messaged me about it being closed! #i had no idea XD #anyway-- still getting around to replying to comments!!! <333 #my brain is mush but everyone is so nice!!! ;_;

[eighthwholove]

Doctor Who (1996)-BTS Part 5

#final part!!! #this was a blast to put together XD #sylvester mccoy #paul mcgann #daphne ashbrook #eric roberts #yee jee tso #seventh doctor #eighth doctor #grace holloway #roberts!master #chang lee #phillip segal #doctor who #doctor who the tv movie #this queue! it fits perfectly!

[smashwolfen]

God I don't feel like my age I feel older, and yet people still think im in highschool, I may be 29 now but god next year its gonna be 30, w a c k XD

BUT YEE IZ ME BIRTHDAY! Ofc I work on it but I got 4 whole days off in a row to enjoy myself and relax! Might get some watercolours going and game and stuffs!

And so far todays already on a high note! My neighbour gave me a lift because it was cold and he saw me walking, and work made me 2 teas on accident and gave me the second one anyways so yay XD

#I slept on my hip wrong and my shoulder finally got over its rotary cuff tendinitis and yet #folks still actually believe im like 18-21 its wild XD #your only as old as you feel but I feel like old lady XD #HOPE EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING A GOOD DAY THIS THURSDAY AND MAY YOUR DAY CONTINUE TO BE GOOD TO YOU AND OTHERS~!!! #im playing my old leafgreen file when im off since i got firered to complete the kanto dex YEE BUDDY #ingo and emmey plush my beloveds

[rysttle]

Ohoh i forgor to put this here

#artfight #art fight #artfight 2023 #art fight 2023 #yee #gonna be in the vampire team asjhnaksas #based on your votes #see ya on the battleground etc XD

[take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar]

Thanks to shenanigans with @liroyalty i'm now decently tempted to goof around with my own run of that Bachelorette sim...

So~... who wants to volunteer contestants? lol

#{|ooc post|} #i'll probably do a run for both Micchan here and someone from my oc blog-- (most likely Jules tbh--) #and i'll probably queue the posts to trickle out tomorrow-- that way i can get some other stuff done tonight lol #but yee~ i'm still down to go for this if enough peeps wanna join and help fill the cast XD

[mushroom-for-art]

Height tracking lore stuff

Axel - 9'6"~ - due to his unstable genetics from having human genes forcefully spliced into his mew genes a lot of his genetic formation information got screwed resulting in his current mewtwo appearance for one taller humanoid-ish and such unfortunately in the mess of his genes trying to stabilise from the new information and damages the gene for growth in all areas height bone growth muscle growth ect got left on, and by the time Axel even remembered/figured out how to manipulate his own genetic coding to turn those genes off and stabilise himself he was already massively tall and he absolutely hates it. He wishes he was 6 foot odd, the tall hurts both in memory of his past self and also oh god being this tall is suffering, especially when you've got metal armor screwed into your bones causing probably bone fractures and splintering as you grow and the metal fixings don't. Having a horrible time, he's gonna maim me just stupid big mewtwo who wishes he wasn't stupid big

Prototype - 8'8" - it's just a nice number to me fam lmao and also with the slight damages to his dna from being a clone of axel he loses some height and his genes were probably fixed during development to cap his height before he entered the suffering giant height range

Scribe - 7' - due to the Smeargle genes his height got cut otherwise he would've been a similar height to his brother, he is very embarrassed and angry that he's shorter than some of the later generation mewtwo

Dusty - 8' - as an adult he's only a few inches of his papa! Prototype would be so proud of him, not many clever thoughts here just liked him being the same height as Imp

May - 5'4" - #sorry, no height for u it's too iconic your short ass is too iconic May and canonically you are literally stunted because of the tainted with synergy mega stone implanted in development you're physically and power wise stunted I'm afraid assigned runt of genetic litter

Darkness - 7'6" - height restored, this girl has been hassling me for AGES for extra height when she realised 6'9" is probably not actually that big for a mewtwo, like way back since March I think? She realised she was not the big mean bitch she thought she was and she wasn't having it XD so she finally successfully bullied me into giving her extra height and she's quite happy knowing even with Mays souped up Mega evo that adds 2 foot she's still taller than her sister normally

Matt: 6'2" - he came into my office and also bullied me into giving him height, pointing out rightfully that Mays stunted height isn't genetic but was purely environmental soooo he still has the potential to be tol and also lore wise he wasn't immediately terminated for his missing limbs as he was going to be spare parts but if he was only 5'9" his organs would probably be smaller than a normal twos and this kinda shitty spares so he gets height and it also provided him with gender euphoria but in exchange he is losing a kidney reduced to one slightly bigger than average one and losing some eyesight benefits because nope you need more issues from genetic degregation and hes losing his implanted mega stone he's getting a mega stone accessory later in exchange. He tries to get pushed to 6'4" but after being told I'd make him only 6' he shut up

Imp: 8' - big girl!!!! When she first comes out she's fully developed mentally and her body is fully developed organs reproductive system ect but she was intentionally kept in a more cramped tube and kept on strict nutrition which means when she first emerged she was only about 6'3 still rather big but kept smaller easy to handle than say Prototype or Scribe, after she escaping and getting to eat as much as she wanted and not being hungry and having actual space to exist her more prominent fossil mew genes went 'hello!!' and her growing hormones reactivated to let her become her full potential in height and body so she's probably a bit stockier as well that her first image having gained them muscles too

AI: 7'5" - unlike her parents AI is intentionally given access to foods to grow big and strong as an adult (as a teen she's likely about 6'7") with the intent of having her body incubate larger stronger mewtwo offspring that could be transferred to growing tanks or raised, the theory being bigger body bigger womb and growing space and while technically true with Imp having the size and capability to potentially produce a large egg (due to having more other pokemon genes) and MIA likely able to produce a large baby if she desired one AI will obviously be removed from there before they can use her

MIA: 7'9" - being out on the battle fields a lot MIA had room to keep growing and would scavenge food whenever she could devouring down berries and even other pokemon meaning she grew much like her mother had despite the facility trying to restrict her. Also MIA may have been made using Axels dna as well as Imps explaining the coloration change from creams to more purples and the persistence of tall genetics despite them being restricted, this also potentially explains the then jump from purples and pinks to Blue with AI as Axel is a holder of blue gene tho this is usually as a stripe something in Imp/MIAs genes likely had blue stripe gene turned on all the way making it blue fill, this makes MIA Axels daughter as well as Imps.

Important note: Imp and Axel share no genetic relation from their mew donors or human gene donors, though later they may refer to each other as Cousins which will then become siblings as Imp longs for familial connection with anyone like her and Axel can see she needs that and isn't gonna be a "well actually," jerk to her about it. He sees no harm in saying they're family even if by all means they're not. When they find out about MIAs existence and shared genetic relation to them both neither of them see it as weird cause they know there's no relation, despite the hatred of his kin Axel is probably a bit more open to acting as father with MIA (until he realises she doesn't want that in which cause he quickly steps off). So don't be weird about it alright

#My rambles #My lore #Height records #And useless more rambling #Why they so big? Cause I can #I stopped caring XD #Big bitches upon yee #I also just love them all being giants #Makes them more scary and dangerous I think #And then there's May #Oh tiny ex sona my beloved

[rain-filled-garden]

this afternoon, in other possible future oc thoughts-- a unicorn, perhaps??

#{|ooc post|} #honestly i batted the idea around way back when first setting up the blog too lmao-- #then didn't end up doing it for the sake of not adding more creatures into the Salrose lore-- #but~... drifty brain has me thinking about the last unicorn film again-- and slight temptation has once again risen lol #dunno yet if i'll go anywhere with it-- but yee XD

[7goodangel]

Well... it's that time of the year again...

#7rambles #7sketchesanddoodles #why is it so hard to make a simple gif in clip studio paint? XD #but yee quick sketch for da day I guess! #and of course I forgot about the sketch with the balloons and confetti on it but TOO LATE NOW!

[secretmellowblog]

So much internet analysis of media feels like……. if people were trying to criticize Chick-Fil-A, but refused to talk about anything other than the quality of the sandwiches. All that mattered was whether the product was good. So people just debated endlessly over whether the products were Good or not, and no one discussed how Chick-Fil-A donated to conservative homophobic hate groups.

“Is this Disney product Good and does it have good gay representation?” Does Disney still donate to homophobic republican politicans!!!??? Do they still actively censor any queer content during production, cancelling gay projects and actively forcing their writers to cut gay content, to the point where every sad scrap that makes it onscreen is a miracle? Can you meaningfully make any statements about “gay rep at Disney” without bringing in that larger context?

It’s not a perfect analogy— because art shouldn’t be a product, and a movie is theoretically trying to Say something in a way that a sandwich is not. But Idk I feel like the reason we fixate so much on media analysis is because it is Fun. It is fun to talk about lord of the rings and the owl house and Steven universe. It is not fun to talk about the horror and exploitation that is baked into the “entertainment industry;” it’s not fun to research and analyze the systems that created the horrifically expensive movies you love.

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately because amazon is releasing the most expensive tv series ever made, a spin-off series based on lord of the rings. I have no interest in watching it despite my lifelong love of lotr but the thing is—

I have no doubt the series will be good! It will be fine. Lots of money has been thrown into it, and I have enough friends in the entertainment industry to know that on every massive corporate product there are hundreds of writers and artists sincerely trying their best to create good meaningful art. The Amazon series will be Fine. It will be good.

But my question is: Does it being good actually matter? Does it matter if a chick-Fil-a sandwich is good? Does it matter if this vile evil horrible media monopoly run by a villainous CEO that works its employees to death creates a good product?

I feel like I’m going crazy when most of the criticism of Amazon’s lotr is conservatives and people who act like conservatives ranting on about how “I can’t believe they gave Blorbo GenericElf a personality! That’s so out of character—he didn’t have a personality in the book! Tolkien, our lord and savior who we must worship as an authority, would be infuriated (because we still are bound to submit to this dead guy’s opinion apparently!) Everything would be better if everything stayed exactly as it was in the past, in the Sacred Original Canon. Any attempt to transform Tolkien’s work is morally reprehensible and a sign of the fall of the civilization.”

Sometimes I just want to shake those people and say “PEOPLE ARE DYING! people are dying in Amazon warehouses, and you’re treating your petty fandom opinion about blorbo genericelf’s personality as if it has this laughably enormous moral weight.”

I know that’s unkind, and that people can care about more than one thing; but I don’t know. I used to have this really naive idea that adaptations were a conversation with the original work, and every reinterpretation was a beautiful addition of meaning. I still believe that on some level. I think every author should be free to reinterpret stories however they want, should be able to argue with the original author and set their work on fire if they need to. there’s a lot about Tolkien’s work specifically that deserves to be disrespected, like his vicious racism and sexism. I LOVE transformative work—especially transformative work that meaningfully argues with the original author.

But like….you really can’t talk about these big media franchises without talking about the systems that created them.

Yes, people can sometimes create great beautiful sincere emotional art within these exploitative systems! I love the original lotr films and books. The new Amazon series is so expensive that it will be perfectly Fine.

But creating good art doesn’t change the fact that these giant media monopolies do so much real, constant, tangible harm. Warner Brothers caused massive harm to New Zealand while making the lotr/hobbit films, essentially strong arming the country’s government into changing their film industry laws to benefit massive foreign corporations. And Amazon is a vicious violent exploitative mega monopoly that is literally overworking its underpaid employees until it kills them.

It’s hard because I believe that good art can be very meaningful to people, and that media analysis can be important and valuable.

Its just that— not to swing a bat at a hornet’s nest— sometimes I wish people would stop hyperbolizing about how [petty fandom opinion] will cause lasting harm to the world, while not engaging with the things about the media property that are causing immediate tangible physical objective harm.

#idk if this is coherent but yee #;-;;;; #anyway thank you for reading! i know I haven’t been active here lately #i just wanted to throw this out there before anyone asked me about rings of power #I’ve just become so disillusioned by the entertainment industry and the active tangible harm these giant franchises cause #that I just . don’t #XD #like it’s probably good! it’s probably a good fine show #and lots of marvel movies are good! #and I found meaning in the original lotr trilogy #but I don’t know #i kinda just. am disgusted with the way these mega franchises work #and the way the entertainment industry works #it’s the ‘art school student with entertainment industry friends’ life lol #but yee #anyway I’ve been inactive here but I’m back to be sad about stuff again XD

[mcltiples]

send anons about their father || accepting

anon sent; Worst memory of your Dad? [[ for Summer ]]

A pshh was let out in through Summer's teeth. Just having to think of one was a chore. Since there were just so many. She wouldn't get into it. Not to that type of degree, but sometimes she could just scream about it.

"Like... the time that he dated that one chick from that one planet and was such a total xenophobe about it and blamed Morty and I over it instead of breaking up with her like he was supposed to," She cocked her hip, resting her hand on it. "Or, what about the time that he announced to the whole family that if mom would leave him, he would kill himself?"

Those were two very recent examples, but she would still count them. After all, both resulted in some very bad times for her. Ones that she did not want to repeat.

#{ anon answers. ✦ } #{ ic ; ☀ summer smith } #{ main verse ☀ 'ᴄᴀʀᴘᴇ'ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴅɪᴇᴍꜱ' } #suicide mention tw #{ okie so like you didn't technically send this on anon but i figured that you might have meant to ? } #{ bc all of the other ones were xD } #{ so yee here we go <3 } #{ also damn my first time writing Summer on this blog } #{ and she just -- came for Jerry's throat omg fsdhjk }

[aprimesrpcorner]

Also it’s Father’s Day

The prime gives all his adopted children head pats and hugs and the like.

If anyone would like to do a prompt or something for him on Father’s Day feel free lol.

#💫themunspeaks💫 #((up to y’all lol)) #((I think it could be fun)) #((but I’ll also be a bit busy keep in mind cause family)) #((so yee XD)) #⚜️out of matrix’s⚜️

[cakeslildumpster]

I swear I just had a damn heart attack when I saw you, I was like "wait, I saw you on some a03 fics I read!" anyway, how are you, just wanted to say hi before I vanish into a hole of half-finished fics.

Are you saying you saw my comments on fics or read my fics?? But either way hi!!

I'm shocked anyone would even recognise me to begin with XD

Tho I'm sure either my analysis comments on "Guiding Lights (Bring Us Home)" or 2 of my fics would cause some sort of recognition. So far "Please date our mother" has gotten some attention, still getting kudos today (@_@)

But uhm, yeah I'm doing ok! Just taking a break from....everything, but i plan on writing some fics and stuff for aus i made for fnaf so far

#mom I'm famous now!! #lol #but hey nice to see someone drop by to say hi XD #but yee go wnjoy your fics now #dumpster asks #ask box #nice anons

[rysttle]

You’ve got so many cool character designs for your ArtFight, are there any in particular that you don’t get as many attacks for as you’d like? (please help they’re all so cool which one do I attack)

Ashsbjsnsk oh man I love my ocs equally so I dont really mind whichever! You can pick whoever interests you the most maybe haha i dont want to make you draw someone you don't want

#i guess theres one that nobody has drawn yet but its kinda valid bc hes more silhouette than character #might be hard to draw #so yee maybe one of the fantasy ocs ? theyre probably easier to draw? #or just mr dumple the cat if you like xD #asks #art fight #art fight 2022 #thedoomcard10

[awzominator]

isnt amethyst 16

I haven’t read either of her solo runs and it’s never stated in YJ but yeah probably

young justice is a group of teen heroes so ur guess is as good as mine ((I’m running off the assumption of this being YJ19 related Bc that’s the only thing I’ve posted about))

#AnzwerZ #This came outta no where and I’m so tired so brain is lagging hard #I checked the wiki and I didn’t see an age listed #But Yee YJ Amy is a teen and like Keli is the youngest at like fuk 11? #It’s been a hot minute and I have the worst memory XD