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youvegotrpmemes · 10 months

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Jurassic Park (1993) starters

I hate computers.

How long does this usually take?

That doesn't look very scary.

So you know, try to show a little respect.

Hey, [Name], if you wanted to scare the kid, you could have pulled a gun on him, you know.

What the hell do you think you're doing in here?

Who in God's name do you think you are?

Spared no expense.

I don't care for lawyers. Do you?

What kind of park is this?

You shouldn't use my name.

In forty-eight hours, I'll be accepting your apologies.

This shouldn't be here.

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did.

They do move in herds.

Can't-- Can't you stop these things?

If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained.

I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.

They should all be destroyed.

I mean, how can we stand in the light of discovery and not act?

The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up.

Hold on to your butts.

Turn in your fear at the door and join the future, right?

Oh, God help us. We're in the hands of engineers.

Item 151 on today's glitch list.

I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs... eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.

See, here I'm now by myself, uh, talking to myself.

Now I see her, she's the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

It could've been worse, [Name]. A lot worse.

I hate this hacker crap!

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Boy, do I hate being right all the time.

Don't move. He can't see us if we don't move.

I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.

Well, we're back... in the car again.

Well, at least you're out of the tree.

Remind me to thank [John] for a lovely weekend.

I'm fairly alarmed here.

Come on, come on, come on. We gotta get outta here. Now, now! Right now!

Think they'll have that on the tour?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real.

But you can't think through this one, [Name]. You have to feel it.

Creation... is an act of sheer will.

You've never had control! That's the illusion!

But I made a mistake too. I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now!

The only thing that matters now are the people we love.

That's what I said. You're a nerd.

I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker.

No, no, no, that's crazy. You're out of your mind.

Wait a minute. What do you mean, it worked?

They're, uh-- They're flocking this way.

Keep low and follow me.

Oh, God. Something went wrong. Something's happened. Something's wrong.

But, [Name], if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

We can make it if we run.

Because we're being hunted.

Clever [girl].

I'll be back soon. I promise.

Where have you been?

Call the mainland. Tell 'em to send the damn helicopters.

It's gonna come through the glass!

After careful consideration, I've decided... not to endorse your park.

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wicked-bitch-of-the-west · 5 years

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Jurassic Park (1993) sentence starters -

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“That's the illusion!”

“Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word!”

“If Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.”

“Hold on to your butts.”

“Thanks, dad.”

“That is one big pile of shit.”

“What the hell do you think you’re doing in here?”

“That doesn’t look very scary.”

“Item 151 on today’s glitch list.”

“I’m totally unappreciated in my time.”

“You know everything is my problem.”

“What’s so wrong with kids?”

“Okay, who’s the jerk?”

“I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mr/s _____________.”

“I happen to be a vegetarian.”

“Why would they care what we think?”

“You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.”

“Remind me to thank _______ for a lovely weekend.”

“I really hate that man.”

“Life uh, finds a way.”

“Babies smell.”

“We’re in a wee bit of a hurry.”

“Yes, yes, yes, that's why we're taking extreme precautions.”

“So, you know; try to show a little respect.”

“We can make it if we run.”

“It’s right up your alley.”

“Spared no expense.”

“What do they got in here? King Kong?”

“How did I get here?”

“That is absolutely out of the question!”

“So, who's hungry?”

“God, I hate being right all the time.”

“Nice hat. What are you trying to look like a secret agent or something.”

“The feeling is mutual.”

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