#its rudeeeeeee

[hauntuned-a]

... he ... he's 6'4".

SEND ME YOUR MUSE’S HEIGHT, AND I’LL COMPARE IT TO MY OWN’S!

Its okay, despite also being a giant, Phoenix is still valid. 10/10 will scale furniture to kiss.

#raybanstm #she lives at shoulder level i'm laughing so much #how dare all of you be too tall #its rudeeeeeee #dash games

[fangedpeace-a]

pre-full vampire vlad: robin is my best friend and such a good person

full-vampire vlad: wow he was kinda a jerk.

#I KID #but tbh i feel like full vamp vlad would just be???? idk #he seemed to be super negative compared to his optimistic self #which is understandable #but??? i can just see him holding a lot of issues inside of him #bc everytime i watch slaytime tv i just??? robin u pos #he literally abandoned vlad and said he wasn't his friend #its just rudeeeeeee #☯ ❙❚ — ' ɴɪɴᴇᴛʏ ᴘᴇʀᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ɪᴍ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ' ❪ ooc ❫

[mrsjojokujo]

may I request the DIU crew w/ a shorter smaller s/o?

EEEEEEEEEEE yes!! i love this!!

Josuke

-HE FINDS IT SO CUTEEEE

- “You’re so tiny I could carry you everywhere!!”

-And he does in fact carry you everywhere

-Just a big sweetheart

-You make him feel so big and strong

Okuyasu

-He’s afraid to hurt his tiny S/O

- “A-Are you sure I can hug you? What if I hug you too tight?”

-It’s so pure and sweet, Okuyasu is the cutest

-He’s just very careful with his S/O

-He’ll always protect his S/O, making sure no one will ever hurt them

Koichi

-Koichi is so happy!!!

-He feels so STRONG AND BIGGGG

-It’s a match made in heaven

-He loves showing you off, making him seem like the protective one in the relationship

-It’s honestly adorable

Jotaro

-He’s very used to being the tallest one in the room so he doesn’t have much of a reaction

-But he’ll call you tiny a lot, telling you how cute you are

-He’ll scare everyone away from you too

-We love a scary boyfriend <3

-And if you’re lucky, he’ll give you a piggyback ride

Rohan

-This man will make fun of you for the rest of your life

-He’ll call you so many nicknames like “short stack” and SHAWTY

- “You’re so short, I could use you as a drawing reference for children”

-THATS SO RUDEEEEEEE

-He secretly thinks its adorable though

#jjba #jjba x reader #jjba headcanons #josuke headcanons #josuke x reader #josuke higashitaka #josuke #josuke higashikata x reader #josuke higashikata headcanons #okuyasu my beloved #okuyasu x reader #okuyasu headcanons #okuyasu #okuyasu nijimura #okuyasu nijimura x reader #okuyasu nijimura headcanons #koichi hirose #koichi hirose headcanons #koichi x reader #koichi hirose x reader #jotaro x reader #jotaro headcanons #jotaro kujo x reader #jotaro kujo #jotaro #jotaro kujo headcanons #rohan headcanons #rohan x reader #rohan kishibe #rohan kishibe x reader