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amyelevenn · 2 years

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bloody front porch

PAIRING; c!ItsAlyssa x gn!reader

SUMMARY; winding up in the snow with no memory of how, covered in dirt and blood leads you back to your favourite place - your best friends home

WARNINGS; blood, nonsexual nudity

A/N; aaaaaaa an alyssa (technically not wlw but i’m counting it even tho reader is gn) fic !!!! don’t see enough of em. also i am aware of how terribly this is written, but ignore that

You have zero idea how you got here.

All you can think about is how wet every inch of you feels, and not because of the snow you are currently buried in. Although it doesn’t help, the liquid you are covered in feels… heavier. Stickier, even.

With what takes an alarming amount of effort, you open your eyes fully, seeing where you are – outside of a pair of houses in what appears to be the arctic. A shot of adrenaline courses through you in anticipation of getting the hell away from here because you know exactly who resides in there – none other than the Blood God himself. If he saw you in this state, he might just kill you himself.

As you sprint through the nearby woods, narrowly dodging arrows from stray mobs, you realise you have zero clue where you are now or which direction home is in. You don’t stop anyway, relying on your internal GPS and praying that it is taking you in the general sense of where you resided.

After what could’ve been hours on your feet, you come to a stop outside Eret’s giant castle. Thankful for the sight you recognise, you slow to a steady walk, painfully aware of the bloody footsteps trailing behind you.

If anyone gave at least one fuck right now, you could be caught within a matter of seconds if you had been followed. But considering it was the dead of the night on a random Thursday, you doubted anyone would be out partying this late.

You wind up knocking on some random door that you initially don’t recognise, but before you even have the chance to panic about what you’ve just done, you’re met with your faourite face in the entire SMP.

“Hel- oh my gosh what happened??” Alyssa cries, her mood quickly shifting with this unwelcomed sight – not that you were unwelcomed, just that you were dirtying her front porch with – hang on…. Blood???

“Can…I- can we…” you had trouble getting your words into sentences, your brain and body on complete overdrive.

“Oh Gods get inside!”

Almost shoving you inside, Alyssa is quick to guide you to her bathroom where she begins to run a warm and inviting looking bath for you.

“I’ll be right back, okay? Just gonna grab some spare clothes and a towel,” she smiles, gently stroking your cheek with her thumb. “I’ll only be a sec.”

You give her a small nod, and she can tell how exhausted you are. The trip to her closet is quick, locating her softest trackies and hoodie for you, knowing how much you adore them. Finding an extra towel was a bit trickier, but she managed to spot one in the back of a cupboard, pristine white and unused.

Not for long.

Walking back to you, she noticed the blood tracked through her home, now dried, stained and one with the carpet. She could deal with that later, for now she just needed to be with you.

Back in the bathroom, your pants were discarded in the corner, your shirt and hands trapped above your head. Alyssa had to stifle a laugh at your position, swiftly turning off the bath tap to help you out.

“Lyss, don’t laugh, help meee,” you pouted. This only made her grin grow tenfold.

She coaxed your head out of its respective hole, and from there the shirt slid off easily. Being so exposed in front of her wasn’t a first, but you couldn’t help your whole body flushing at her looking you up and down. With all garments off now, she held out her hand for you to take, guiding you to slip into the steaming water.

Almost immediately the bath was tainted a light red, rapidly changing into a darker shade.

“What…happened? If you wanna talk about it,” Alyssa murmured, low enough that if you didn’t want to answer you could’ve just pretended that you didn’t hear her.

“I- I don’t know…its all a blur,” you whisper. “I just…it’s so foggy.”

“It’s okay sweetheart, don’t push yourself,” she cooed, lightly scrubbing your arms with a sponge to rid them of the crimson stains. “Are you hurt?”

“No…I don’t think so.”

You couldn’t help the guilt eating at you for crashing all of this on Alyssa like this. She was your best friend, but she didn’t deserve to have to deal with this. She deserved a best friend who could spoil her for her kindness.

“Don’t.” she also deserved a best friend who could read her mind in the way she can read yours. “Don’t feel guilty. I want you here, loser. I could’ve left you on the porch, but I didn’t, okay?”

A slight shake of your head, and she’s happy enough with your agreement. Moving from your arms to your hair, she gently massages your scalp, slowly combing out the big clumps of dirt, mud and blood. The calming sensation is enough to have you yawning, barely clinging onto consciousness.

Noticing your exhaustion, Alyssa finishes off your hair and helps you out of the tub, draining it as you dry yourself off with a bit of assistance from her. The clothes she had grabbed for you are soft on your skin, like a million kisses all over your whole body.

You were swept from your thoughts when her hand drew you into the room she had deemed for guests, but everyone knew it was yours, since you frequented her home so often.

“Lyss…I don’t really want to…be alone- uh right now…” you admit shyly, fingers playing with the hem of your sleeve.

“You wanna sleep with me in my bed?” she grins playfully.

Agreeing rather quickly, you can’t help the light dust that paints your cheeks a rosy red as she interlaces her fingers with your again. The first steps into her room feel as if you had never been in there before, despite one of her pillows literally belonging to you.

Her hand left yours, along with the slight tingling sensation that came with contact. She paced over to her wardrobe, leaving you standing beside her bed, watching intently as she herself changed into clean clothes (but not in a weird, pervy way – no, this was filled with such love).

“Alyssa?” you breathed meekly, unable to contain your thoughts on how gorgeous she is. Unconsciously, your feet had carried you over to her side, barely a meter from her.

“mhm?” she turned around, much closer to you than anticipated. Her breath fanned across your cheeks and lips, noses almost touching.

“I…think your really beautiful,” you murmur, unsure if she had even heard you.

“Well, I think that you are even more beautiful than me, y/n.”

It was becoming increasingly harder to not do anything with the way her eyes were trained on your mouth.

Lucky for you, you didn’t have to resist for long.

Alyssa’s head moved closer first, but paused just before touching, waiting for you to make the final move.

Your lips were on hers in less than a second, overeager to finally cross that bridge. Her lips were soft, almost silky against your own. You could feel the soft tickle of her breath beneath your nose, fingers carding through her hair as you breathed each other in.

She started backing you towards the bed, only pulling away once your knees hit the mattress and sat on it.

“We shouldn’t,” she sighs, “you aren’t thinking straight right now.”

“I’ve never thought straighter.”

You couldn’t help the grin growing on your face at how flushed she was; her hair was messy, ears and cheeks tainted a warm red, chest panting in the slightest. If she looked like this, you could only imagine how dishevelled you appeared.

One final, quick peck was given to you, before she had turned out the light and coaxed you under the sheets and into her arms.

What a night.

#alyssa x reader #dsmp #dsmp alyssa #minecraft #gn reader #slight angst #tooth rotting fluff #first kiss #best friends to lovers #ameswrites

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cirnodoeshit · 3 years

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[mcyt what ifs/chaotic! F! {y.n} /what if you were apart of the dream smp? who would be your friend? who would be your s/o? who would be your enemy? what faction would you be apart of?]

this will work on a 0 - 100 scale

includes my favorites (sorry)

©egglebeggle 2021

m.list

dream

summary: he is just an acquaintance, do not trust dream.

friendship: 50.1/100

why? hes an overall 50/50, one day hes rude the next hes asking for something. just a friends with benefits relationship.

attraction: 67.6/100

why? he sorta finds you attractive, though hes johnlocked into dnf

sapnap

summary: he is your lover, trust him.

friendship: 100/100

why? i headcanon hes a blaze, you both hit it off before you got together.

attraction: 1000/100

why? may i just say your dating a blaze? just like how in some techno fics when {y.n} and techno go to nether they get courted i feel like blazes would do that too :)

georgenotfound

summary: he is NOT YOUR FRIEND. NEVER trust him.

friendship: -1/100

why? you likely burnt his house down, twice with tommy.

attraction: 0/100

why? this is self explanatory.

itsalyssa

summary: shes your best friend. trust her.

friendship: 100/100

why? you and her hit it off pretty well when you met in the nether, she was the one to whitelist you into the dream smp!

attraction: 5.9/100

why? she likes you, but its real small crush. she knows your with sapnap, karl, and quackity and she respects that

callahan

summary: often quiet, but your best friend. trust him.

friendship: 95.1/100

why? he met you through alyssa, he doesnt trust others often so your pretty lucky :)pun

attraction: 0/100

like alyssa, he respects that your in a polygamous relationship. though he has no attraction towards you.

eret

summary: stranger. do not trust them.

friendship: 12.9/100

why? like i said in the summary, you talk to him occasionally, but not enough, your practically friends with benefits but strangers.

attraction: 0/100

why? you can guess why.

punz

summary: he is just an acquaintance, do not trust punz.

friendship: 20/100

why? you met him when he was burning down a town as a mercenary luke seemed pretty chill so you exchanged business cards

attraction: 1.2/100

hmh he doesnt really like you, crush is near nonexistant.

badboyhalo

summary: he doesnt know you exist

skeppy

summary: he doesnt know you exist, heard a bit from his son, sapnap.

hannahxxrose

summary: she is a great friend, trust her.

friendship: 89.9/100

why? you helped her when she was bleached of her colors. and you both tend to flowers, a lot

attraction: 0/100

why? she just doesnt like you in that way.

sam/awsamdude

summary: he is just an acquaintance, do not trust sam.

friendship: 50.3/100

why? you met him because of hannah, you worked on the exterior of the prison.

attraction: 13/100

why? he just has a slight crush.

wilbur/vilbur/ghostbur

summary: you dont know what to think of him anymore, mixed feelings.

glatt/schlatt

summary: you dont know what to think of him.

philza

summary: an old friend of yours. trust him.

friendship: 85.8/100

why? it would have been a 97.9/100 but after he and techno destroyed l'manberg you distanced yourself for a bit which hurt your friendship

attraction: 0/100

why? he knows your dating (you know who) therefore he suppresses his affection towards you

technoblade

summary: another old friend. trust him

friendship: 76.1/100

why? same reason as philza but it would have been a 89.9/100.

attraction: 25/100

why? he likes you. easy peasy.

ranboo

summary: he is just an acquaintance, do not trust ranboo.

friendship: 21/100

why? you met him through philza. although you did hit it off the friendship didn't escalate much

attraction: hes a minor. do i need to explain this?

tommy

summary: your literal best fucking friend. trust him.

friendship: 100/100

why? you sided with him during the l'manberg vs dream smp war, you supplied them swords, potions, scrolls, all of that shit.

you also burnt gnf's house with him.

attraction: need i say more? hes a minor.

tubbo

summary: hes your best friend's friend. yes your gonna trust him.

friendship: 79.3/100

why? it was originally 99.8/100 but he lost your trust even more after exiling tommy

attraction: ✨fucking✨minor✨you✨bitch✨

quackity

summary: your lover, need i say more?

friendship: yes/100

bruh you and him make such a chaotic team, like you'd be dropping tnt while he flies around

attraction:10100010/100

he loves you more then karl or sap, usually vents to you about how they started a kingdom without either of you (stupid george getting in the way..)

karl

your lover, DO I NEED TO SAY MORE??!?!?!?

friendship: YES/100

you join him on adventures when hes timetravelling, surprisingly, you end up in the inbetween with him.

attracttion: 100/100

opposites attract.

your faction: neutral, you have too many friends in lots of factions so you remain neutral.

alignment: chaotic evil/chaotic neutral

its the end (woo!)

also thought id just mention i wont take requests because ive seen writers getting bombarded with requests once its open so uhh

sorry???

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cirnodoeshit · 3 years

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CONSTANT FEAR

In a nutshell, you are an enderdragon hybrid looking for your mom, whose taken by L'manberg, whilst meeting everyone in the SMP while not trying to be found out by your friends. Oh yeah, they suspect theres an enderdragon among them, so uh, good luck with that.

GN! They/them pronouns used. Descriptions of your character are occasionally implied but usually we’ll leave it up to you.

Most of the Dream SMP lore will NOT count here. There's some character personality changes like Dream not being a sadist.

The reveal won't come very.. soon. When we're heavy and deep into [Y.N] lore, the reveal that they are an enderdragon won't come soon.

Thought I'd mention, this will be sorta like a, "choose your own adventure" thing. The more notes a route has, (reblogs, replies DO NOT COUNT.) such as ex. interacting with hannahxxrose, that interaction becomes canon.

That Dream Team thing eggle posted? That's what their reactions would be if [Y.N] ended up on Sapnap's route.

Kate (me) handles stuff like this, and eggle writes.

taglist: @euph0ricmadn3ss @omnikinesisgobrrr @karlsjackbox

CHAPTERS:

None at the moment.

STATISTICS WITH EACH CHARACTER

You haven't met anyone from the Dream SMP or L'manberg yet.

(me and eggle are hoping this won't flop like a dead fish so reblogging > likes)

[reply or send an ask to join the taglist, limit 50]

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hi everyone your favorite bitch eggle here

i just wanted to let you know, i plan on adding more love interests. see the x reader tags? those are the people you can befriend. if you befriend one of them, say dream or sapnap, you would gain access to karlnapity or punz

while kate isnt looking.. ill put who you unlock after befriending one of them..

i know this ruins the surprise but im gonna forget whose on whose route

dreamwastaken: punz, technoblade, eret (ily), foolish

georgenotfound: hes completely by himself l o l but he does unlock dream xd if you get high friendship

sapnap: karl, quackity, slimecicle, jschlatt

wilbur: this man unlocks so many members, tommy (p), ranboo (p), tubbo (p), jack manifold, fundy, niki

bbh: skeppy, ant (p).

callahan: itsalyssa, hannahxxrose (unsure), awsamdude, ponk,

im sorry if i left anyone out, it was because i dont know them well enough to include on this list or i just forgot the member lol

reblogs > likes

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