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surr3al1sm · 18 hours
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Night Sara: You ripped my jacket! Night Jack: And you broke my nose. Night Jack: Twice. Night Jack: Healed, broke it again. Night Jack: TWO times. Night Sara: *Punches Jack in the face.* Night Sara: Three times.
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in-correct-trolls · 4 months
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poppy: what is love?
jd: an emotional minefield
branch: a neurochemical reaction
cooper: baby don’t hurt me!
poppy: THANK YOU COOPER!
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sunnystrollblog · 2 months
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The bros hanging out
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hairupintheair · 1 month
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fan-of-most-doms · 4 months
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Making this because of a post made by @socola and it immediately made me think of this lol 😂
Bruce, Clay and/or Floyd: Why does Brach have a knife?
John Dory: he said he felt unsafe
Bruce, Clay and/or Floyd: Well now I/WE feel unsafe!
John Dory: I’m sorry, would you like a knife
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shadebloopnik · 5 months
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Branch: I love all of my brothers equally.
Branch: Floyd, Cloy, Spice and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Finding Dory.
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leoleolovesdc · 29 days
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JD: Are the Heathers actually okay?
Veronica: Well, Duke hasn’t digested anything in three months, Mac is popping prozac as if it was candy and Chandler cries during sex, so my guess would be a no
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luckybunny001 · 3 months
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Trolls Incorrect Quotes #6
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(20 years ago)
The six siblings are fighting each other with pillows in their combined bedroom, Spruce swinging his pillow at their baby sister Reader causing her to be flown backwards causing the purple trolling to laugh at the sight.
She sticks to the wall from the hit before slowly sliding down the wall as Spruce laughs before hes hit in the face and thrown back by a pillow that was thrown by a now very competitive Floyd.
In the background JD is trying to hit Branch with a pillow wildly as Branch is clinging onto the top of JDs hair to avoid getting hit by the eldest sibling's pillow, giggling as JD struggles to land a hit on him.
Floyd: “YOU PILLOW FIGHT LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS!” He yells out trumpet in his battle, he stands proudly over Spruce as he laid on the floor as Floyd swiftly uses his hair to catch their baby sister from falling to the floor.
Unknowingly to Floyd he doesn’t notice one of his brothers creeping up on him before his older brother suddenly leaps into the air.
Clay: “YEA!!!” He cries out as he hits Floyd from above causing numerous feathers to burst from the pillow and float around the siblings causing Reader to giggle and clap her hands at the sight around her.
Floyd: “Sweet frosting! These pillows are filled with baby birds!” He cries out distressed as he hugs their baby sister close to himself for comfort as Clay cackles loudly behind him.
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imasoftieforbarb · 6 months
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Y/n: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
JD: I have a bat by that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and hit me with it because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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420jimmyuso · 7 months
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The judgment day tweets that r so real and true
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I just be ballin tbh cringe is dead if u don’t think too hard on it .. plus I think we need to bring incorrect tweets back but if this does a bit bad I’ll prolly kms
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surr3al1sm · 9 days
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Just some coach: How does it feel to be voted the most hated man in Eternyx?
Jack: In a danceverse full of Neanderthals, I wear the fucking badge of honour.
Another one: What about the rumours that you’re inlove with the prince?
Jack: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
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in-correct-trolls · 4 months
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jd: axe evasion. i throw axes at you. you try to dodge them. the game ends when either your luck runs out or i run out of axes.
creek: how many axes do you have?
jd: you’re about to find out.
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aesthetic-gamersnail · 6 months
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JD in Trolls Band Together: Riddle me this, riddle me that. Watch out boys, this bitch is back
His brothers: *in visible pain*
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hairupintheair · 15 days
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queer-cosette · 8 months
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Veronica: Time for Plan G. Heather McNamara: Don’t you mean Plan B? Veronica: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over Plan C due to technical difficulties. Heather McNamara: What about Plan D? Heather Duke: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Heather McNamara: Fine, what about Plan E? Veronica: Unfortunately, Heather Chandler veto'd Plan E. Heather Chandler: JD and Veronica get married in Plan E. Gag. JD: Plan E was my favourite. Heather Chandler: Plan E sucked, Red Dawn. Heather McNamara: Okay, so how many plans do we actually have? Is there, like, a Plan M? Veronica: There is, but I’m hoping not to use it. Heather Chandler dies in Plan M. JD: I like Plan M.
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