Will Wood Song Tournament!
Good morning ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, neithers, boths, and in-betweens. We gather here to vote upon the best Will Wood songs of all time.
Below is our roster of 64 Will Wood / Will Wood and the Tapeworms songs, placed in a randomized order, my only rule being that none of the matches in the first & second round will be from the same album:
ROUND 1 - Voting Date & Time: January 31st, 2pm CST
Match 1: Becoming the Lastnames VS Self-
Match 2: Euthanasia VS Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture
Match 3: Welcome to Camp Here & There VS You Liked This (Okay, Computer!)
Match 4: Falling Up VS Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
Match 5: Momento Mori: the most important thing in the world VS Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll
Match 6: Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) VS Morning Announcements
Match 7: Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) VS Everything Is a Lot
Match 8: Evening Announcements VS Ferryman
Match 9: Love, Me Normally VS Good Morning, Campers!
Match 10: Afternoon Announcements VS Destroy to Enjoy
Match 11: Misanthrapologist VS Lysergide Daydream
Match 12: Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In! VS That's Enough, Let's Get You Home.
Match 13: Dr. Sunshine Is Dead VS Yes, to Err is Human, so Don't Be One.
Match 14: When Somebody Needs You VS Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”]
Match 15: 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.) VS Your Body, My Temple
Match 16: Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine) VS The Main Character
ROUND 2 - Voting Date & Time: February 1st, 2pm CST
Match 1: Red Moon VS I / Me / Myself
Match 2: Cicada Days VS Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples
Match 3: BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA VS Half-Decade Hangover
Match 4: Front Street VS Vampire Reference in a Minor Key
Match 5: Tomcat Disposables VS Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D.
Match 6: White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?) VS ...well, better than the alternative
Match 7: Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave VS Alma Mater
Match 8: Um, It's Kind of a Lot VS Under a Monochromatic Sky
Match 9: ...And If I Did, You Deserved It. VS Against the Kitchen Floor
Match 10: -ish VS Venetian Blind Man
Match 11: Under a Technicolor Sky VS 2012
Match 12: 6up 5oh Copout (Pro / Con) VS The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know
Match 13: Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink: Bedtime in Wayne, NJ VS White Noise
Match 14: Willard! VS ¡Aikido! (Neurotic / Erotic)
Match 15: The Rhumba of Death VS The First Step
Match 16: Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones) VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 3 - Voting Date & Time: February 2nd, 2pm CST
Match 1: Becoming the Lastnames VS Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture
Match 2: Welcome to Camp Here & There VS Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
Match 3: Momento Mori: the most important thing in the world VS Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
Match 4: Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) VS Ferryman
Match 5: Love, Me Normally VS Destroy to Enjoy
Match 6: Misanthrapologist VS Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
Match 7: Dr. Sunshine is Dead VS When Somebody Needs You
Match 8: 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.) VS The Main Character
ROUND 4 - Voting Date & Time: February 3rd, 2pm CST
Match 1: I / Me / Myself VS Cicada Days
Match 2: BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA VS Front Street
Match 3: Tomcat Disposables VS Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D. VS ...well, better than the alternative
Match 4: Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave VS Um, It's Kind of a Lot
Match 5: Against the Kitchen Floor VS Venetian Blind Man
Match 6: 2012 VS The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know
Match 7: White Noise VS Willard!
Match 8: The First Step VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 5 - Voting Date & Time: February 5th, 2pm CST
Match 1: Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture VS Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
Match 2: Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) VS Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)
Match 3: Love, Me Normally VS Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
Match 4: Dr. Sunshine is Dead VS 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.)
Match 5: Cicada Days VS BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA
Match 6: ...well, better than the alternative VS Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave
Match 7: Against the Kitchen Floor VS The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know
Match 8: Willard! VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 6 - Voting Date & Time: February 7th, 2pm CST
Match 1: Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca) VS Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
Match 2: Love, Me Normally VS 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.)
Match 3: BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA VS Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave
Match 4: Against the Kitchen Floor VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 7 - Voting Time & Date: February 8th, 4pm CST
Match 1: Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) VS Love, Me Normally
Match 2: Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
ROUND 8 - Voting Time & Date: February 9th, 5pm CST
Final Match: Love, Me Normally VS Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
WINNER!
Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
589 notes
·
View notes
Round 2 Result Summary
Songs Remaining:
Vampire Reference in a Minor Key
Dr. Sunshine Is Dead
Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones)
Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know
Front Street
Love, Me Normally
BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA
…well, better than the alternative
Cicada Days
Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
Against The Kitchen Floor
Your Body, My Temple
Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture
Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
When Somebody Needs You [Song]
Songs Eliminated (in Round 2 ONLY):
Becoming The Lastnames
Misanthrapologist
That’s Enough, Let’s Get You Home.
Venetian Blind Man (Song)
The First Step
Welcome to Camp Here & There
Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D.
Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll
Ferryman
White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?)
Yes, to Err is Human, So Don’t Be One. (Song)
Under A Technicolor Sky
Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track)
Willard!
Everything is a Lot
2012
Um, it’s Kind of a Lot
Everything Is A Lot:
3 songs left (Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones), Front Street, Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture)
10 songs eliminated (6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro / Con), ¡Aikido! (Neurotic / Erotic), White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?), Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine), Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D., Red Moom, Lysergide Daydream, The First Step, Jimmy Mushrooms’ Last Drink: Bedtime in Wayne, NJ, Everything is a Lot)
SELF-iSH:
4 songs left (Dr. Sunshine Is Dead, Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca), The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know, Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!)
4 songs eliminated (Self-, 2012, Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus), -Ish)
The Normal Album:
5 songs left (Love, Me Normally, BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA, …well, better than the alternative, Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!), Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
5 songs eliminated (2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.), I / Me / Myself, Outliars and Hyppocrates: a fun fact about apples, Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave, Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world)
In Case I Make It:
3 songs left (Vampire Reference in a Minor Key, Cicada Days, Against The Kitchen Floor)
13 songs eliminated (Tomcat Disposables, Becoming the Lastnames, Euthanasia, Falling Up, Um, it’s Kind of a Lot, Half-Decade Hangover, You Liked This (Okay, Computer!), The Main Character, Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll, Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”], Willard!, White Noise)
Camp Here & There:
2 songs left (Your Body, My Temple, When Somebody Needs You [Song])
10 songs eliminated (Welcome to Camp Here & There, Morning Announcements, Venetian Blind Man (Song), Good Morning, Campers!, The Rhumba of Death, Yes, to Err is Human, So Don’t Be One. (Song), Under A Technicolor Sky, Afternoon Announcements, Under A Monochromatic Sky, Evening Announcements)
Others:
0 songs left
6 songs eliminated (Misanthrapologist, …And If I Did, You Deserved It., Ferryman, Wealth & Hellness, Alma Mater, Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track))
14 notes
·
View notes