Random JRWI headcannons (Spoilers)
Gryffon and Drey had a bet on who was going to die when the albatrio went to the fey wild.
Gillion, Chip and Jay sit together in silence a lot in the evenings betore they sleep looking over the boats railing.
Chip taught Ollie sign language and it slowly ended up with them talking to eachother in sign language when planning pranks.
Queen gets really upset when they can't finish a song and Drey has tried to finish it for them.
Drey tried to teach Ollie to swim. It didn't go well.
Julian loves his kid with all of his heart and tells them about Chip, Jay and Gillion as a bedtime story.
Gillion gets a monthly allowance and has been grounded by Jay before for throwing out said allowance.
Earl has hit all of the crew on the head with a rolling pin, apart from Ollie.
Goobleck is still on the boat, he's just very tiny. Ollie knew he was there and gave him scraps of food sometimes :)
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Chip: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Old Man Earl: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Art and propaganda under the cut (Please read Earls)
Spoilers for Apotheosis E11
Old Man Earl
Submitted for: Ally to the highest degree
listen. i know what you鈥檙e thinking. old man earl is as straight as a white old man can get. and he is. HOWEVER, although he is a raging aggressive vulgar old man, he has miraculously encompassed enough allyship to make up for the gayness of the rest of the crew. first of all, he supports chip and gillion in their journey of denying their attraction to each other. they are gay for each other. this is a fact. as the first non-captain member of the crew, he has witnessed their homosexual energy time and time again. he makes fun of them relentlessly, as we all do. he definitely ships them openly and says shit about it to them directly. he says he is bullying them. he is wrong. he is playing matchmaker with his captains. his FUCKING captains. secondly. that man dresses like your ancient rich ass uncle who sold you drugs last week after getting back from his vacation to the bahamas on his private jet. how could you get more supportive than that. he wears platform gold sandals. PLATFORM GOLD SANDALS. the amount of jewelry on that silly fucking man could pay off my student debt. you could tell him that you鈥檙e going to a pride parade and he would give you a thousand gold pieces and a box of condoms and say he hopes you get shanked. and third. THE JUICE. hold your applause. you must hear out my theory. earl鈥檚 job on the ship is to make juice for the crew members. FRUIT juice. don鈥檛 you see. he is collecting fruit from across mana not out of some lifelong career, but because he is spreading the gay agenda. one sip from his orange juice and suddenly that man at the bar is looking awfully attractive. don鈥檛 you get it. that has been his plan all along. he wants everyone to be gay except him. i need no closing argument, essay ends.
Rumi
Submitted for: Pansexual
Spoilers for E11 - gods, archangels and sqlointers alike are falling head over heals for that guy.聽
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tell me about your headcanons!!
EHEWHEEHHE HI AURORA THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME YELL
okay so basic list stuff:
chip: he/him transmasc greyaroace bi and has. some sort of back problems. also his pinkie that i keep forgetting about! also adhd too bro has 0 attention span /pos
jay: she/they transfem bisexual and BBBAD KNEE....thought she had this in canon but i might be mixing them up with mari omori.....occasional mobility aids that ollie helped her decorate :3
gil: any pronouns agender aroace but is very down for qprs. autism as hell <3 also probably other stuff i cant think of rn OH GLASSES GIL FR
ollie: THEY/THEM GENDERQUEER UNLABELLED SCREAMING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS THE LITTLE BOY THE KEEP ONNTHE SHIP IS A GENDERNEUTRAL TERM DO YOU SEE MY VISION. also probably needs glasses. to me. and heavily adhd n autism
drey: they/them nb unlebelled nblm. gots their arms yk 馃憤 also kinda strikes me at nd in some way fight me on this
gryffon: okay. hear me out. they/he/she nb panromantic asexual. please. do you see my vision. also their arm and autism. gryffon is autism do you hear me.
finn: he/she genderfluid pansexual bro is a whore. also love the idea of fully mute finn and she is autism as FUCK DO YOU HEAR MEEEE
earl: nobody escapes from my queerness beam not even earl. he/him cismasc bisexual. bad back bad knees uses a cane. old man shit but also he hits people with the cane and uses it when making juice sometimes. ollie put fruit stickers all over it once and he actually kinda likes it but will never say that
queen: MY LOVE. MY ONE AND ONLY. ANY PRONOUNS PANGENDER AROACE. THEY HAVE AUTISM AND TICS (IM BLANKING ON WHAT THATS CALLED) AND STRIKES ME AS SOMEONE WHO NEEDS MOBILITY AIDS BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT FOR. XE ARE JUST LIKE ME FR AND I LOVE HER WITH EVERYTHING IN MY BEING
lizzie: she/her transfem lesbian. shit vision not jusy due to her eye but just in general. refuses to wear glasses
caspian: they/he libramasc achillean demisexual :) sssooooo many jrwi characters strike me as mobility aid users despite me not being one and caspian is no exceptionnnnnnn to this
john: sorry bee but. he/him cismasc VERY VERY GAY. MARSHALL JOHN IS A MAN LIKER. ALSO VERY AUTISM AND ADHD
niklaus: throwing in motherfucker too because i do have stuff. she/they/lun/he transfem genderfluid bisexual. thats it
i thibk thats everyone i wanted to yell about lmk OH FUCK ALPHONSE
alphonse: dont care. doing the silly. it/they/he agender aroace i do not care if they are the boat now it deserved better and he gets my headcanons
okay thats everyone i think thank you for letting me scream <3
LIED. LIED SO BAD.
jaz: JASMINE DRAAAAKE <3 he/they transmasc gay with autism and why do i see him having a prosthetic arm. no idea why okay i think thats ACTUALLY everyone now
edyn: she/e cisfem sapphic HOW DID I ALMOST FORGET HERRRRR
ensa: omg her. they/she transfem nb lesbain asexual. got her prosthetic leg and probably adhd
kira: SHE/THEY TRANSFEM SAPPHIC KIRA IS A WOMAN KISSER mwa love her
okay. goodbye fr this time i promise
wait no i wanna do the apoth crew too as an apotheosis enjoyer
peter: they/he transmasc demiboy with so much autism that likes men. also probably post-campaign cane user the shit they went through can fuck someone up
rumi: any pronouns genderfluid pansexual. there is some sort of thing i think they have (i dont think its imposter syndrome) but its something about never actually seeing herself because changeling shit yk idk
thanatos: it/they unlabelled :) doesnt need labels doesnt want em :)
OKAY. I THINK THATS IT FUCK EXANDROTH RESPECTFULLY OKAY WAHOO HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY UNGODLY LONG POST
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