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02.12 — all of the girls you loved before

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[mylittlesyn]

A gift for the lovely @kankuroplease. Thank you for always creating such wonderful characters. Botan Hoshigaki is a precious baby and he deserves lots and lots of love.

Summary: It's set in the Naruto universe and is about a humble malewife working at a bathhouse and an assassin with mommy energy.

TW: Gore

Just a little more… There! The last bit of skin withdrew, shrinking back a smidge as I finished decapitating the man I just assassinated. It was a hassle really. How is someone supposed to be sneaky when you’re lugging around an entire head? Looking down at the ground, there was a large pool of blood, much of it starting to sink and wet my tabi. I sighed, forgetting for a moment that I was supposed to be quiet, though… What would be more unrealistic? Not a single sound in the room this man was supposed to be staying in? Or some sounds that might not be what was expected but still within reason? 

Whatever the answer, it was already done, and at least now I can inactivate my sharingan. I took a look at the head that I was holding by the hair. The eyes still looking back at me made me shutter, so I lowered the lids to close those icy grey eyes. Bath houses… One of the easiest places to assassinate men. Let them drink up, relax, and when they’re nice and buzzed! Slit to the throat! I shook my head and looked around the room, only to find there was no window… Just the one singular door from which I came through. If I were to try to leave that route, the bath would be in clear line of sight of the body and pool of blood. 

I really didn’t want to have to clean up… I hate cleaning! Maybe I should’ve just done it outside. Something quick and then run. Always carry a katana, I thought while shaking my head as I stepped out of the pool of blood. Sure, they’re bulkier to carry around, but at least it’s a quick clean sweep. Gripping onto the wet yukata, I shrugged and grabbed onto the man’s shoulders, trying to drag him further away from the door after having placed the head on the nearby table.

The man was a lot heavier than he looked, must be more muscle in there than I thought. Just as I turned the body so it was now out of the line of sight of the door leading to the spring, the door behind me to the hall opened. "Mr. Hashimoto, I-" the sound of ceramic breaking and more liquid splashing was behind me as I froze. 

"Oh dear…" I expressed while I straightened. "That sounds like more mess to clean." I remarked before looking over my shoulder, my neck hanging back to see a tall man already in a defensive stance. 

He had black hair that framed his face, strands tucked behind his ears and one strand that fell between his eyes. It was silky and smooth, much like his skin. There were lines, nay, gills beneath his eyes that demarcated the Hoshigaki decent. Not surprising given who owned the bathhouse… Some Hoshigakis. Between those lines and his eyes were some black marks like a part of his skin. It framed his eyes… Made the icy blue that much more vivid. 

"Well aren't you a cutie pie?!" I chimed before twirling around on the balls of my feet to face him. He staggered for a moment, his face flushed and brows furrowed before shaking his head and regaining his defensive stance. "I'm not looking to fight sweetie…" I explained before taking a look at the severed head. "I'm just looking to complete a job." I warned while peeking at him from the corner of my eye. He tightened his grip around the handle of the kusarigama. "I can feel the sexual tension between us!" I giggled while spinning the kunai in my hand before letting it hang with my finger still through the hole. 

He grunted before loosening his grip, flustered but still watching cautiously as I lowered my hand and placed the kunai on the table next to the head. While letting out a sigh of relief, he started to tuck away the chain and weight into and around his obi, letting the weapon hang. It was cute how defenseless he was and how oblivious he was about it in these small little moments. While he was tying his weapon up, I started to approach him, sliding up my mask and letting my hips sway. 

Those pretty eyes widened a bit, his hunched demeanor getting a bit more stiff and erect as I approached. It was like he was both trying to hold his ground but inch away from me at the same time. I clicked my tongue while running my clean hand down the hem of his yukata, letting my fingers brush against his skin. When I looked up at him from behind my lashes, it was clear to see his cheeks dusted pink, but the frown still remained. 

"I'm sorry I made such a mess… I normally take the money I find on them, but… I'll leave that for you for your trouble." I purred while resting my hand on his chest before he brushed it off. After taking a step back, he looked away. Rather, he looked up past and above me towards the wall behind. 

"Why aren't you on your way?" He shifted with his arms now across his chest, but still looking away from me. Can't have that… 

My hand gripped his chin, forcing him to look at me. I think I like him… 

Smoothing my other hand over his shoulder, I rested my hand at the back of his neck. Before I gave him a chance to react, I made him hunch further so his ear was by my lips. "You're handsome." I stated before biting my lip. "I'll make sure to come back." As I backed away I let my hands smooth over his chest, walking back to the head as I heard him coughing. 

"Please don't." He finally mustered with me grabbing the hair and lifting the head off of the table. 

"Too late." I hummed while swinging the head with my arm and a skip in my step while heading towards the back door. "Don't worry, next time I'll make sure the only mess I help make is yours ." I emphasized after sliding open the screen and peeking back to watch him cough into his fist. Once I noticed I caught his eye, I gave him a wink and disappeared into the night. 

#naruto #oc #kankuroplease #botan hoshigaki

[lemony-snickers]

“can you read to me?” with shino and katsura for @kankuroplease EH (because i think theyd be so cute)

Shino lived for days like this. A quiet summer breeze in the afternoon, drifting through the open window. No assignments to grade or prepare because he'd already dilligently completed his work for the week.

He sat, reading quietly a text about the social hierarchy of the ambrosia beetle, a cup of green tea cooling at his side as he let the sounds of the village outside gently waft in and out of focus.

When the front door opened and closed, Katsura's soft, "I'm home," fiindng his ears, Shino closed the book over his index finger to welcome her back. His kikaichu buzzed happily, anxious as always for her return.

He tried not to smile when she came around the corner, the frustrated furrow of her brows already evident in the irritated huff of her voice when she announced her return.

"How was your day?"

Katsura frowned at him.

Shino did smile, then, as she settled down on the couch beside him, arms folded petulantly over her chest as she pouted. "People can be so annoying," she said, but didn't elaborate.

Katsura had been happy to retire from active shinobi work. Baking and writing had always been her passions, and Shino delighted in watching her pursue them. That did not mean, of course, that some days were just as frustrating as some she'd spent as a kunoichi.

Shino brushed a strand of Katsura's long hair back over her shoulder, letting his fingers trail gently over her neck just enough to make her scrunch up as she tried in vain not to snort.

"Knock it off!" she cried, swatting him away so he couldn't tickle her.

His smile broadened at the lovely blossom of pink over her cheeks and nose, licking up toward her ears. She was always beautiful, of course, but he thought he might prefer her a little flustered.

"Come here," Shino said gently, moving his hands so Katsura knew he meant for her to lie down in his lap, her head against his thighs like a pillow.

It took less than a moment for her to relent, sliding down so she could lie comfortably on her side, facing away from him. Her hands wrapped around one of his thights and Shino settled his hand into her hair, coming it with his fingers as he turned his attention back to his book.

"Can you read to me?" she asked, and he looked down to find Katsura closing her eyes.

"Of course," he said, taking a sip of his cold tea and clearing his throat before he picked up where he'd left off a few minutes prior: "Ambrosia beetles display a level of altruism once thought impossible for insects. First detected within their colonies, many members forgo the biological rites of reproduction in order to ensure the health and longevity of the whole..."

His voice continued softly long into the afternoon, with Katsura eventually dozing in his lap, his beetles humming contentedly beneath his skin.

The sounds of Konoha still drifted in through the window with the warm breeze, even as the sun began to set.

Shino smiled. He lived for days just like this.

#shino x oc #oc: katsura #wind-becomes-lightning #kankuroplease #i hope you both enjoy this my dear ones <3 #did i spend too long looking up eurosocial insects for this little thing? yes. yes i did. #lemony scribbles #friday flash fic fest

[wind-becomes-lightning]

UPDATE: Donations for Stories & Art

Hello my friends and followers, as you maybe know (or sick of hearing at this point) @lemony-snickers & @kankuroplease and me have teamed up to give you fanfic and art in exchange for a donation :) We are still working on requests we got and I want to provide a little update.

Though we are very flattered by people coming back because they liked our work so much we limit to one story per person. We still encourage you donate though, because the war is not over.

We will only take request for this until the end of May. In June we will only finish the ones we have already gotten. I hope you understand that with a busy summer ahead we just do not have as much time.

If you want a story and haven't had one here is the original post (Lemony is not added to that because it was a while ago, but of course she is also part). Feel free to contact any of us about it.

Thank you for all who have donated so far! I will make a wrap up post with the exact amount at the end of this all, but it is more than I could have ever imagined! <3 And please keep donating if you can.

#nisi-dfs #lemony-snickers #kankuroplease

[lemonkage]

@kankuroplease before this years ends I just wanted to thank you for being such a sweet person and creating so beautiful art. This year has been a pretty bad one and discovering your blog was one of the few good things that happened in it. I’m pretty sure many others feel the same. THANK YOU FOR EXISTING 🫂

#kankuroplease #naruto fanart #me to myself every time she posts something

[lemony-snickers]

and here is my small little contribution to @kankuroplease 's immaculate tattoo shop au. based on this ask, i give you tsau itahana (and a few sidekicks, too). thank you for letting me dip my toes into the incredible world you've created, my dear. <3

Title: Chicken & Egg Summary: Ah, yes, the age old question... Which came first; the overwhelming attraction, or the trepidation to pursue it? Word Count: 3,776 Warnings: Itachi Uchiha/Hana Inuzuka, smut, porn with (some) plot, cunnilingus, vaginal sex, angst if you squint, modern au, tattoo shop au .

Hana woke slowly, pulled from the fog of her dreams by an incessant screeching noise she was still too drowsy to place.  By the time her eyes batted open and her vision cleared enough for her to read the stark red 3:04 on her phone screen, the sound had ceased and she rolled back over with a groan, tossing the phone onto the comforter as she snuggled back into her pillow.

And then the sound began anew.

With a frustrated whine, Hana grabbed the phone and answered the call with her thumb without bothering to read the name on the screen.

“What? ” she asked, assuming Ayame was calling her drunkenly from some terribly loud after-hours party.

It was only when she was met with silence that Hana panicked, wondering if maybe something had happened to Kiba or her mother.  She drew the phone away to check the caller ID and then her heart rate sped for other reasons.

“Itachi?  Are you there, what’s wrong?” she asked, sitting up in her bed, feeling her brows draw together in concern.

“Hana, I…” he sounded sober, so her confusion deepened.  Itachi did not generally bother her in the middle of the night (their semi-frequent dalliances after a night of drinking or dancing at one of his cousin’s clubs notwithstanding).  “I think my rooster injured himself.”

(Read More on AO3)

#itahana #itahana fanfiction #itahana smut #tattoo shop au #kankuroplease #every tiny bit of credit for the way these characters interact here goes to kpz and all the work she has done to build this au #lemony smutters

[lemony-snickers]

good time zone, y’all.  i am here to share something extremely important: commissioned art of my fic the strength of vines by @kankuroplease​

please enjoy; i know i do.

(yes i am that self-absorbed asd;lfkjasdlfj)

#kakashi hatake #kakashi fanart #soulmate au #fantasy au #kankuroplease #support your content creators #next time kpz opens comms y'all better run #tw scars #tw scarring

[lemony-snickers]

#StandWithUkraine Re-Reloaded - Donations for Stories & Art!

hello! as hopefully many of you have seen, @wind-becomes-lightning and @kankuroplease have been very generously donating their time and energy to provide fics & art for folks who donate to help the ukrainian people in their time of need.

i am ecstatic to have been asked by nisi to join them as they continue to collect donations for stories & art!

that's right! now you can get your very own custom-made lemony fic in exchange for a donation!

which, idk, is a thing somebody might want? maybe!

below, you’ll see some examples of the art and fics that have already been graciously created by these two stellar souls, as well as some rules and guidelines if you’d like to join the cause. to see examples of my work specifically, you can peruse my blog or check out my ao3 (pls be advised there is 18+ content on my ao3 page).

a date night out by nisi for me! fool for love kakaobi by nisi just as friends obito/oc by nisi together kabuto & tayuya fam feels by nisi

more information about the process (& the ever-important rules) below. i hope you’ll consider donating to ukraine if you are able! <3

you donate $10 or the equivalent in your currency to a charity of your choice that helps the people in ukraine and / or refugees fleeing the conflict (ex. Malteser International | Voices of Children | Vostok SOS | Caritas Ukraine) and send me a screenshot as proof! you can contact me here on tumblr (@/lemony-snickers) or on discord (lemony-snickers#6218).

unfortunately, for verification purposes, this means no anonymous requests will be accepted. BUT, this also ensures we can chat about your desired fic in dms!

tell me what you’re looking for! if you have a specific idea, i'd love to help you bring it to life. you can even outline it yourself if you want! if you’re not as sure, i’d be happy to create something specifically for you based on some of your fic preferences and send you an outline for approval before i start writing.

the story will be at least be 1.5k words in length.

canon relationships, reader-inserts, and your lovely ocs are all more than welcome!

i’ll send the finished piece to you as a google doc file and you can choose how (or if) it will be published!

fanart rules:

communication regarding artwork runs through me (@/lemony-snickers).

all sketches will be additions to the story that i am writing and the exact topic of the sketch will be chosen by the artist.

if you donate $25 or more you can have more freedom to choose what the sketch will be about.

NO bijuu or animals.

delivery of artwork happens in combination with the fanfic.

content rules:

will write sfw and nsfw; if you want the latter, your age must be in your bio or you must provide other proof!

NO sensei / student ships (not same age, not aged up, not as adults, not ever).

NO incest.

some kinks & concepts i don’t write can be found here; everything else is on the table pending further discussion.

we reserve the right to close this if it gets too overwhelming for anyone involved. while i hope there will be many responses, i also don't want to overwhelm myself or these other dedicated folks. if you have any questions, please feel free to shoot me a message! <3

#stand with ukraine #standwithukraine #lemony-dfs #nisi-dfs #kankuroplease #wind-becomes-lightning #reblogs appreciated! #tw long post #long post #so sorry I wanted to add a keep reading but then the pics got all wonky

[lemony-snickers]

good morning/afternoon/evening my dear tumblr friends.  today, i bring you a gift.

i have used my powers for good and commissioned the ever-lovely and incredibly talented @kankuroplease​ to draw kakashi from her tattoo shop au so i could gawk at all his tattoos.

anyway.  the wonderful piece is below the cut because 🍑.  all credit for this beautiful work goes to the artist and i can’t recommend her enough, should she open commissions in future.  in the meantime, please support her on ko-fi because holy shit she draws so much exquisite art for us all the time.

thank you, thank you, thank you again, my dear!  <3

#kankuroplease #hi i commissioned this but it's too good to keep to myself alsdkfjas;dfjsdf #tattoo shop au #kakathirst

[wind-becomes-lightning]

#StandWithUkraine Reloaded - Donations for Stories & Art!

Some of you might have seen my post about this a few weeks back, when the war was still fresh and talk about it high in everyones mind. However, since then I have written four stories (thank you for donations!!) and handed them out. This is when @kankuroplease generously contacted me to add to my already published offer of a fanfic in exchange for a donation to also add fanart to the fic!

So, lets do this again: I will offer my services as a ghostwriter, a tailor made story for you alone! AND on top of that, you will recieve an art piece done by the wonderful kankuroplease that goes with the story! Just donate some money to a charity and you are good to go! When do you ever get such a great opportunity right?

KKP was so nice as to provide art pieces for the four stories I have already written, which can give you a general idea of how it might look like for you!

You can find more information, plus our rules below! Thank you so much in advance for donating!

Fanfic Rules:

You donate 10$ or the equivalent in your currency to a charity of your choice that helps the people in Ukraine and/ or the refugees (ex. Malteser International |  Voices of Children |  Vostok SOS |  Caritas Ukraine) -  and send me (wind becomes lightning) the screenshot! This can not be done over usual anon request as I want to be able to communicate with you.

Tell me what kind of story you would want! You can even outline it yourself! If not I will give you an outline of what I have in mind and you can accept or decline. Excpetions to this are listed below.

The story will at least be 1.5 words in length, so far all of them have been much longer though! I will invest my time in this. If you want me to change my usual writing style or anything you can always give me feedback.

Please be reasonable when it comes to turnaround time, I have a full time job.

OC’s more than welcome! I love meeting new ones and I’d love to write for them for you.

I’ll send the finished google doc file to you and you can chose how it will be published!

Fanart Rules:

Contact runs over me (wind becomes lightning)

All the sketches will be additions to the story that has already been commissioned. Topic of sketch will be chosen by KKP.

If you donate 25$ or more you can have more freedom to chose what the sketch will be about

No Bijuu/ Animals

Delivery is in combination with the fanfic

Won’t do’s:

Any Sensei / Student ships (not same age, not aged up, not as adult, not ever.)

Anything related to incest

Some Kinks might be uncomfortable, but this can be discussed

Non-Con

We reserve ourselves the right to close this if it gets too overwhelming. We appreciate if there are many, many donations, but we can’t burn ourselves out with this.

#Nisi-DfS #i again don't know how to tag this other than how i already tagged it #kankuroplease