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rozcdust · 1 year

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Regarding this

I swear its so fucking true

Inupi and Kazu along with Chifuyu

Those 3 are Brats, Satan itself but

If you see then(looking mostly at Chifuyu and Inupi) their angels and as if you forget the fact that

1) Inupi is a petty little shit eith anger issure bugger than mount Everest

2) Chifuyu was tge one that had come with that idea regarding "Olympus incident" and the one that did it actually

3) My babe Kazu was revealed that he likes dislockinf or whatever he was doing to his victims arms

NO BUT LITERALLY-

THOSE THREE SEEM LIKE SUCH ANGELIC LITTLE BABIES BUT ARE ACTUALLY INSANE 😭 LIKE REMEMBER THE SHIT CHIFUYU DID FOR BAJI??? BONKERS, ACTUAL DEMONS, HORRIBLE LITTLE MENACES, THEY HAVE 0 RIGHTS TO LOOK SO ADORABLE 🤧🥲

izana belongs in that category too, bro deadass looks like an angel but NOPE also satan

#💮deiasks #a #moot: erza ❅#those four deadass have the fandom wrapped around their finger #we’re all whores for them

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bimsha · 3 years

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When There's Only One Cookie Left

HEY HEY HEY! I'm back with my stupid, crack scenarios again people <333

Mikey:

Bold of you to assume there would be any left

You: Hey! What happened to the cookies I broght just yesterday?Mikey: *cookie crumbs around his mouth* I honestly don’t know y/n

Chifuyu:

You can have half, I can have the other half type of a person. He doesn’t want to let go of the cookie but doesn’t want to hurt you either. (orrr You guys will just feed it to the cats)

Chifuyu: Here, you can have this and I can have this half You: *munching loudly* Sharing is caring, I love you

Mitsuya:

Do I need to tell this? He’s obviously gives the cookie to you. He’s a gentleman like that

Mitsuya: You can have it Y/n

Ran

Let you eat the cookie and make out afterwards because apparently he needed a taste too. It’s like, you eat the cookie and I eat you of a thing.

Y/n: *suspiciously* Are you sure you want me to have this? Ran: Of course, I’d give anything to you my love 2 mins later: Ran: *pulling you to him* Let me get a taste of that cookie-

Baji:

Starts calculating who ate most of the cookies from that jar because he needs justice and he can be a nerd like that. You take it and eat the cookie while you watch your boyfriend trying to figure out who deserves the cookie.

Baji: Okay Y/n, you ate two more than me. So I can- Wait, where’s the cookie? You: *shrugging* There wasn’t a cookie to begin with Baji: No there was- You: And how are you going to prove that- Baji: *rubs his temples* You’re gonna get that- *Threatens you plafully but lets you go because he simply adores you sniff*

Kazutora:

He would hesitate at first but then think for a bit, and drives both of you to the supermarket and get a whole new packet. Why waste time fighting when you can buy a new one instead? The man’s smart.

You: Whoa Kazu, you’re the best Kazu: It’s just stupid to fight over one cookie, that’s something Mikey would do and I hate the guy, so yes. You: *opening the packet* Well, all I care is the fact that we have all this to devour right now

Izana:

He just eats the last one and when you come to the kitchen it’s already empty :D In reality, he does it because he loves baking with you and this boy has a taste for row cookie dough smh smh

You: Aw, we’re out of cookies Izana: We should make a new batch of cookies. Should we do it together? You: Yuu just want the cookie dough *cue a romantic evening with your bf stealing cookie dough*

Inui:

You two can’t decide and keep giving the last cookie for the other one then just decide to give it to Santa instead. Because you can’t let that old man starve. (It’s in the midst of February someone tell these children it’s not christmas)

Inui: So we keep the Cookie, here, right? You: Yes, let me get a glass of milk too! Koko: *walking in* Guys wtf it’s February-

Koko:

Rock, paper and scissors chaos ensues. You two just can’t catch a break.

You: YESSS I WON Koko: *dramatically lying on the floor* Ah my luck has decieved me, upon this betrayal I must die- You: *munches on the cookie enjoying the show*

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kazuwhora · 2 years

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Hey kc ship yourself and your moots with tokyo revengers characters if you didn’t already do it! We want to know more about you and Koko!

how am I supposed to ship anyone with anyone but myself ????? I'm only gonna do a small handful of moots so if you see this and u weren't tagged don't take it personal! I literally just looked at my notifications and picked the first group I saw.

my top 3 self ships are tora, koko, and sanzu. for me and tora, he has mommy and daddy issues and I'm there to be both for him. he's so needy and whiny and I'm a service dom so it makes so much sense <3 I let him indulge in whatever he wants and I'm never mean to him. koko and I both like a power struggle but in the end koko is a bratty switch that I like to put in his place. where kazu hangs off of me, koko hangs on to me. in public he's very high and mighty which I am too so that makes for two bad bitches making everyone feel like garbage for even existing in our presence. me and sanzu are just chaotic. we're both the same mbti and sanzu is my top tokyorev kin. we're loud and chaotic and aggressive and toxic but in the best way possible because as soon as it comes to anything sexual he's on his knees begging for me. but we're perfect for each other bc our minds work the same way. anyways.

@cumfuyu besides me, I will always ship sar with tora or mitsuya. tora because tora is our gf and we share her. mitsuya bc sar needs someone who is understanding and sympathetic of emotions and someone who can give him the time of day to stop and validate them. mitsuya is an infj so he's really good at being the counsellor friend while still providing a level of emotional validation and sympathy that sar needs <3

@dracutora listen as a baji kin as well as a sanzu kin duckie needs someone who is fucking off their rocker but stable enough to be the voice of reason. sanzu is a little too off his rocker and he lacks the stability, but baji has a nice balance of both. off his rocker when he wants to be, stable when he needs to be. but duckie needs to be the most off their rocker in the relationship so they aren't outshined which is why baji works so well here.

@wakaslut I'm gonna say rindou as the top ship mostly because I think if anyone is gonna be happy to not go out 5 times a day it's rindou. he's completely happy to just sit and hang out and chill inside, not really seeing the point in someone going out, coming back, going out again, so on and so forth. he wants to do one weekly outing where all the tasks are managed at once and that's it. however rindou isn't afraid to have fun either, and I think he'd be the one most capable of bringing out that side in the duo because his approach is much less in your face obnoxious.

@01-1987 HELP I WANNA SAY SANZU BUT I CANT STOP MYSELF FROM SAYING IZANA. so ofc we're gonna go with sanzu which we all know but izana as well just feels??? like it works here??? izana is a lot like sanzu in the way that he is unhinged and toxic. but izana I think has a little bit more of a desire to be nurtured whereas sanzu has more of a desire to nurture and in this case I think both work, but izana brings out that protagonist tanjiro-type aura that comes with being an enfj in aly a little bit more and I think thats underrated and cute

@r-indou sweet ran he is the perfect amount of silly extroversion with just the right amount of room reading abilities for this pair to work. I think the levels of enjoyment and pure fun between this pair is what makes it so special and adorable. both are just here for a good time, to have fun and be loved, and both nurture that aspect in each other really well I think

@nanaminshousewife this is someone who deserves nothing but the best. im sticking solely to tokyorev for this round of ship asks and if I had to pick it would be shinichiro. everything about him is harmonious and sweet which is exactly how you are and you deserve someone who can give you the same love and energy back.

@manjiroro pls I'm obvs gonna say mikey because sweet baby mikey needs some love and someone who will openly love him without hesitation. he needs someone who will care for him unapologetically and announce their love for him without second guesses. he wants someone who will talk about him online and post pictures of him and tag him in things and post him on their story and who better to give that love than kai <3

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