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turpinsimp-blog · 1 year
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Lady Snape AU 
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ssenseofficial · 6 years
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risk by ladysnape featuring a red ring ❤ liked on Polyvore
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#PolyPresents: Wish List by ladysnape featuring a pink travel mug
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dearpadfoot · 7 years
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My Thoughts on The Worst Witch: Episode One
I thought this might be fun seeing as this show watches like a poorly done Harry Potter knock-off. Here, have my thoughts: 
Ofc we’re in England because where else would magic happen?
So this girl can see things that her mom can’t? Very wizard. 
Apparently not wizard at all-- only witch! No magical men. Right on. 
So broomsticks come with spells that repel non-magic folk apparently 
and children can get their broomstick drivers licenses???
what’s with the secret handshake? Well met, my ass 
How lucky is it that this girl can see this school from her flat? Like how weird would it have been if she’d disappeared without saying goodbye to her mom and casually flew to the other side of the country? But now ‘chill mom, I’m just down the street!’ 
So basically at this school we have lady-Snape and lady-Dumbledore. classic 
Who named these kids anyway? 
Maud = Ron/Neville??? 
Also unsure if this bitchy little girl Ethel is supposed to be Draco or Hermione??
Making a grand entrance by crashing into school property was trade-marked by Harry/Ron circa 1992 btw 
HB for Miss HardBroom? More like for HEAD BITCH 
A pocket-full of lemon drops? Classic Dumbledore.
Why does this girl (Maud) know what non-magic folk are but seems surprised that anyone could grow up without magic?
Who tastes a 2-month old potion (I mean probably because summer vacay right?) that was made by 12-year-olds and hopes for the best????
So basically this school is Hogwarts - boys + cats. I like it. 
Also literally the Hogwarts crest except with purple instead of blue and a cat instead of an H. Nice. 
Why does Dumbledore lady have an evil twin? 
Whatever happened to just letting the kids try on a hat? Seems like less hassle. 
INK PENS AND BRACES AND WEBSITES??? THIS WIZARDING WORLD IS A SHAM
Worms and dragons are apparently related so that’s cool.... 
DumbledoreLady with the anger of Gambon’s interpretation post-Goblet of Fire ceremony means this one is not actually Dumbledore! I’m sensing the evil twin is afoot! 
Even witches get free education?? The American education system is a J-O-K-E
Talking to a frog now? Harry started the asking animals for life advice with Hedwig long before your time, small child. 
If everyone is waiting on you before they eat, why would you stop to admire yourself in your spoon in the meantime? Savage. 
No wands or anything. This is some Dragon Ball Z shit... 
Wrapped in a banner. “Had enough?” LOL HOW WEAK 
Aaaaaand there Mildred goes pulling a Harry level mistake with a heavy dose of bravery and foolishness 
And now Dumbledore gets to sacrifice for Harry and everyone will applaud them both. Classic. 
LADYSNAPE DROPPING HINTS FOR MILDRED TO SAVE THE DAY WHAT??? THERE SHE GOES BEING SHADY AS FUCK BUT ALSO SECRETLY HALFWAY GOOD (ALTHOUGH STILL AN ASSHOLE)????
And where Mildred/Harry should have been expelled and/or arrested, there we go letting her into the school and allowing her to get a big head. If all you wanted was peace and quiet, this was your first mistake. 
But maybe this won’t be as dramatic because Mildred still has her mom, so imagine if Harry still had Lily. His life probably wouldn’t have been half as crazy... right? 
1000 points to Gryffindor. 
Edit: And I know it’s been mentioned that this book was around before Harry Potter, but it doesn’t make this any less FUNNY. Because they literally made everything and everyone LOOK LIKE what Harry Potter did for the movies! If they wanted to make it look like a standalone thing, they did a really poor job jussayin! 
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Без названия #928 by ladysnape featuring a light blue jean jacket ❤ liked on Polyvore
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manuelaposts-blog1 · 6 years
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Без названия #848 by ladysnape featuring fake jewelry ❤ liked on Polyvore
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minimal and chic
minimal and chic by ladysnape featuring champagne earrings ❤ liked on Polyvore
Unravel distressed top, 1,455 BAM / Unravel sweater, 1,455 BAM / Y Project short mini skirt, 1,020 BAM / Off-White high heel boots, 1,970 BAM / Off-White high heel boots, 1,970 BAM / Off White shoulder bag purse, 1,980 BAM / Jennifer Fisher champagne earrings, 1,165 BAM / Jennifer Fisher champagne earrings, 1,165 BAM
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cindymmfan · 6 years
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so chic! by ladysnape featuring Essie ❤ liked on Polyvore
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clotheschronicles · 6 years
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paris by ladysnape featuring white wine glasses ❤ liked on Polyvore
Étoile Isabel Marant cropped jacket, 2870 MAD / Barbara Bui high heeled footwear, 2435 MAD / Kayu straw hand bag, 1870 MAD / Betsey Johnson heart charm, 415 MAD / Round sunglasses, 180 MAD / French Double Magnum Wine Bottle, 1555 MAD / Luigi Bormioli white wine glasses, 305 MAD
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veromar44 · 6 years
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jean dreams by ladysnape featuring evening clutches ❤ liked on Polyvore
Essentiel green top, $300 / Madewell wrap skirt / Coco de mer, $245 / Coco de mer, $170 / Proenza Schouler mule shoes, $1,215 / Balmain evening clutch, $740 / H M weaving cap, $13 / Lip gloss / Christian Dior mascara / Yves Saint Laurent nail polish
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happyspuma · 6 years
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#BasketBags by ladysnape featuring black block heel sandals ❤ liked on Polyvore
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agoratudoposso · 6 years
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joy by ladysnape featuring valentino purses ❤ liked on Polyvore
Floral blouse, 73 BRL / Balmain mini skirt, 3.675 BRL / Fendi ballet flat, 2.260 BRL / Valentino purse, 7.140 BRL / Red jewellery, 205.925 BRL / Vera Bradley clear bubble umbrella, 145 BRL / Mineral makeup, 465 BRL / Lengthening mascara, 37 BRL
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denim by ladysnape featuring a red sweater ❤ liked on Polyvore
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cebicfahreta · 6 years
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I Love Me
I Love Me by ladysnape featuring a mac cosmetics eyeliner ❤ liked on Polyvore
I love t shirt, 40 BAM / Mordekai genuine leather vest, 4,100 BAM / River Island snakeskin print skirt, 38 BAM / Dolce Gabbana studded leather purse, 2,695 BAM / MMF Industries™ Wrist Coil Key Holder, Black, 5 Pack | Staples®, 15 BAM / Gloss cosmetic, 60 BAM / Blender brush, 76 BAM / Mac cosmetics eyeliner, 41 BAM / Manicure nail polish, 16 BAM / FENDI Leather Biker Boots, 630 BAM / AIAIAI - Pipe Earphone w/mic - Black, 80 BAM
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choupi70-blog · 6 years
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nobody knows by ladysnape featuring light weight pants ❤ liked on Polyvore
Burberry oversized turtleneck sweater, €645 / Lapel collar coat, €815 / Brandon Maxwell light weight pants / H m flat, €16 / Chloé chloe shoulder bag, €1.580 / Kate Spade imitation pearl earrings, €31 / Bare Escentuals moisturizing lip gloss, €15 / Givenchy mascara, €26
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