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kissing the linux penguin on his little forehead

#linux #lambnotincluded.txt

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the sluttiest thing a man can do is dye his hair platinum blond. the second sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a fishnet shirt. luckily for us the vocalist of paleface does both

#paleface #paleface swiss #deathcore #beatdown #lambnotincluded.txt

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losing it bc my advisor gave me feedback on an abstract i wrote telling me to remove some words that were “not academic.” the words in question? “additionally” and “endeavor”

#i thought i’d worked with picky researchers before but #clearly i was wrong #academia #gradblr #phd problems #phd posting #lambnotincluded.txt

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every time i see a dog sleeping in a patch of sunlight i'm like man. they've really got it figured out

#dogs #lambnotincluded.txt

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so knocked loose was playing deep in the willow and before the crowd screamed the KL MF line bryan goes "what's my fucking name?" and like why was that kinda...😳🫣

#knocked loose #bryan garris #K//L #lambnotincluded.txt

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i love that noise is a music genre. like yeah man it sure is that

#this post was inspired by HEALTH #music #noise #lambnotincluded.txt

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i love listening to depeche mode it feels like getting a warm hug from a leather daddy

#depeche mode #music #lambnotincluded.txt

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hey so like if my stomach drops every time i see an email notification from my advisor is that normal lmao

#phd posting #gradblr #lambnotincluded.txt

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redecorated my blog <3

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i deleted my twitter months ago and ever since then i’ve forgotten how to post. i used to love posting. and being a little poster. idk what happened

#maybe tumblr just feels more like shouting into the void than twitter did #bc i dont have any irls on here #but also im just not as online as i used to be #lambnotincluded.txt

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not sure how anyone can consider skinniness a necessary condition for them to be attracted to someone bc im loony tunes mouth agape jaw on the floor tongue rolling out eyes extending heart beating out of my chest smoke coming out of my ears every time i see a powerlifter i think is hot

#just bisexual things #lambnotincluded.txt

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i love organizing my queue & making all my posts seasonally appropriate 🥰

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i know it was just here but i miss halloween already :(

time to start brainstorming for next year's costume i guess

#halloween #lambnotincluded.txt

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i like the way maximalist decor looks but every time i see it i can’t help but think “ok but what about the dust? how long does this take to clean? you must have to shift all this stuff around in order to clean properly? how often do you have to do that?” and i just get distracted from the beauty of it by the logistics of actually living with it

#im not a minimalist defender #i just Need to have a clean space #and having to clean around a thousand million zillion items would drive me insane #if any maximalist girlies have advice abt this i would love to hear it bc i admire u but idk how y’all do it #lambnotincluded.txt #maximalism #maximalist decor

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if you’re attracted to men but you don’t think mustaches are sexy, grow up

#this is a pro-stache blog #lambnotincluded.txt

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very weird to me that grunge was a pnw thing because it sounds so southern-coded

#like go listen to alice in chains rn #you cannot tell me anything they’ve written sounds like it was made in Seattle #grunge #90s grunge #lambnotincluded.txt