#lcf incorrect quotes

[galaxygirl8880]

Lcf fandom: *Sobbing their eyes out because of a new post deep diving into cale's trauma*

Normal people: Good god- are you okay!?

Lcf fandom: *talking through the tears* no- no, this is great. In fact, do you have more?

#lcf #lout of the counts family #lout of the count’s family #lcf fandom #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf incorrect quotes

[joylessnightsky]

Cale, picking up important people left and right: It’s an easy fix, really.

Cale, getting involved in historic events and playing a main part in them: Frankly, I just want to be left alone.

Cale, building up an international underground organisation: I want my peace, and that’s all I need.

Cale, uncovering intrigues, betrayals and the truth behind myths: And all I have to do to get that is keep the bad stuff away.

Cale, effectively manipulating more than one continent at once: And the best way to do that is simply making sure it won’t be a problem anymore.

Cale, changing everything about history and establishing himself as unforgettable: That’s all I’m doing - and then I’ll be forgotten and can live in peace.

Cale, bring the thriving force at saving the world: It’s a bit of a twisted path, really, but I avoid responsibility where I can.

Cale, a martyrer with an army ready to save him at any cost within multiple worlds: I’m a selfish trash soon to be living the sweet, sweet slacker life, is what I’m saying.

The entire world: …

Bud: I’m gonna tell him. Somebody should probably tell him, right?

Cale, genuinely oblivious: Tell me what?

Clopeh: You’re a legend, Cale-nim! The legend among legends, the-

Cale: Enough out of you. You’re not as funny as you think. Crazy bastard…

#trash of the count's family incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf #trash of the count’s family #lcf incorrect quotes #incorrect quote

[the-fandom-greenhouse]

Alberu: Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things to do today!

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[grumpywiltedlettuce]

I’m on a reread of tcf so expect more lists soon. This is mostly for myself but have it anyways. I’m just past chapter 200 on the reread so the attack with the northern alliance is underway.

TCF TL/PR notes that made me lol

29 Cat washing face reference

1. Something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J_Bl9f-MTA

50 About Toonka (TL: Yet he got shipwrecked…clearly didn’t survive the sea…(PR: Perservering = Survival)

51 ( It’s a small boat that requires oars but has rooms and windows?! o.O )

57 “That’s enough thanks. If you thank me anymore, it will not feel genuine. Same thing with the apology.”

“Got it. Thank you very much.” ( (PR: You had one job.) )

59 Cale could see the still flawless Violan’s eyes turning chilly. ( :O If I didn’t know any better, I’d say this is Beacrox’s mom! )

59 “Yes, daddy.” ( I’m sorry, I just had to. It was the perfect opportunity. )

59 ( … The Henituse family is the Night’s Watch … )

68 Cale knew how Shickler had domesticated the troublemaker Archie. He beat him up. He beat up him so much that the entire ocean seemed to be filled with dust. He really beat him to a pulp while saying that a beating was the best medicine for a troublemaker. ( (PR: I pity Witira and Paseton.) TL: You mean envy. You like the pain as a masochist… )

71 Toonka got up while staggering to the side. At that moment, Cale could hear Raon’s serious voice.

– …Why is he laughing after getting hit? Does he enjoy getting hit? ( Our PR’s masochistic friend. (PR: I’m innocent I swear.) )

74 about Mueller ( (PR: I originally felt pity. Now I am thinking that we can do without one more mage.) )

76 ( (PR: Raon is a yandere…) )

110 Cale looked odd as he suddenly stopped laughing and stoically stood there. A path of silver coins was shining on top of the boiling lava. That silver light meshed well with the red-haired Cale.

“Weak human.”

“What?”

“Let me know if you don’t have enough! I am willing to give you my piggy bank!” ((PR: IT’S ADORABLE.) ) …

The king of rocks, the Giant Cobblestone that is known as the, ‘Super Rock,’ is in the land of boulders. (Really wanted to call it Dwayne Johnson )

112 Cale could see an old Elf with white hair and beard walking toward them. It was the Elf Chief. However, unfortunately, he did not have time to greet her. (I double checked the raw and it does indeed say beard but it is a woman )

114 The group all looked toward Cale at Ron’s question. He had fainted after coughing up blood. They knew that Cale was a good person who really liked to help others, but they also knew that Cale did not enjoy moving around and getting hurt. (Pfft, you’ve all been scammed to believe he’s a good person! (PR: I mean, he COULD have just ignored the Elves’ plight…) )

118 “Just what are you selling to the Whipper Kingdom that Alberu keeps laughing for no reason when he is alone?”

“… His highness keeps laughing when he is alone?” ((PR: Cale broke him.) )

129 Hannah let out a quiet chuckle. Although her poisoned body was still in pain, she was now full of vitality. Cale gently asked Hannah, who seemed to be imagining the opportunity to get her revenge. (Cale just collects people who want revenge. )

135 He could see that Tasha was looking at him with warm eyes and that the black robe was coming toward him. (Author references Mary as black robe frequently because that’s all you can see. (PR: And I hate it.) )

142 “It has been wonderful having Cage-nim here. If it is okay with you, young master-nim, I hope that Miss Cage can stay here longer.” (Went from Cage-nim to Miss Cage in one breath. New ship? Poor Taylor. )

148 ‘It’s not a matter of if I will be fine or not. I don’t think I’ll be able to differentiate. Once I start to see blood, I can’t stop myself from killing anything in front of me.’ ((PR: Hannah was the one who said that a sea of blood would be beautiful. I don’t think her blood addiction is as bad as Redika, but she definitely still has a blood addiction. Why is everyone in this novel a sadist?) )

151 The Count nodded his head multiple time as he answered.

There was a different kind of smile on his face now. Raon, who was watching the father-son duo chat while remaining invisible, started to speak into Cale’s mind.

– Human, the Count is smiling like you do when you are scamming people! It is amazing! It is very similar! ((PR: I wonder what Deruth’s young scamming years were like…) )

158 “Was it you?”

“What are you talking about, your highness?”

Alberu was certain after seeing Cale eating a cookie with an expression that seemed to be saying, ‘I know nothing.’

“It was you.”

“What was?”

“What did you do to the Vatican?”

Crunch.

Cale started to smile as he bit down on the cookie. ((PR: Cale is an innocent lil child.) )

………

‘That knight is originally from the slums.’

‘Apparently, he grew up with poor parents and many siblings, but his good character made him popular with the people in the slums and the general public. They call him a Dragon from the river. (This is an idiom for something rare. You wouldn’t normally find a Dragon coming out of a river. (PR: A-Are dragons common in other places then?) )

Alberu shocked to find out choi han is a sword master ((PR: Oh if only he knew Cale’s party’s full strength…) )

160 Huten and Metelona. ((PR: Their names sound like pokemon.) )

164 Cale ~must~ go home and spend the new year with his family ((TL: such a good boy.))

172 “Just one of the many average people.” ((TL: Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man.) )

174 Cale quickly understood what Hong was trying to say. ((PR: I can’t even read lips, but young master Silver Light can understand animals!) )

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[fictional2dcharacters]

When Cale gains a new ancient power or ability, he never tells anyone. The only way you know of his powers is if he uses them in a fight or you were there when he got it.

No one knew about Record until Cale used it trying to find the White Stars reincarnations. Heck, they still don’t know what that was.

To them, Cale just suddenly gained the ability to remember everything he read and he was also getting a fever from it, so no one knows what that was.

When he used Instant to destroy to the statues, NO ONE knew whatever THE FUCK THAT WAS—LIKE— Cale transcended time to destroy and statue, and then he looked like he took a shower in KNIVES SOMEHOW?? AND THEN HIS PLATE STARTED TO BREAK???

When Cale first used the super rock in the gorge of death no one knew a single thing about whatever the fuck was happening, but they just had to accept it

[this bit was added on later- whenever Cale used the “Blood-drenched rock” or whatever it was called while he was trying to use Embrace on the White Star, and he ended up using Embrace on one of the White Stars attacks but the button or whatever was holding it started to break so it was basically a bomb and he just ran through the castle like a mad man, and to everyone else it looked like Cale was covered in blood. Absolutely no one had any clue that he wasn’t in fact bleeding from everywhere on his body so that’s literally what they were assuming]

When Cale helped the Jungle because Arm had taken an island hostage and rigged dead mana bombs around the shore and everyone’s like

“oh no, what do we do, if we try to take it back all the hostages will die” and Cale is just like “leave it to me. I will eat all of the dead mana” LIKE SIR-💀

THAT IS NOT A NORMAL THING TO SAY.

And then they go along with the plan anyways!?! AND THEN CALE STARTS CONTROLLING THE FUCKING TREES???

AND THE ALLIES JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND KEEP GOING WITH THE PLAN BECAUSE IF THEY DON’T EVERYTHING WOULD GO TO SHIT?

Just-

Cale:*reveals a new power in the heat of battle*

The enemies:😨

The allies:😨

#tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf ancient powers #tcf meme #Cales allies are literally just as confused as the enemies when Cale uses a new power #and they all just have to stfu and go with it #Cale needs to learn that he CANNOT run through the whole ass palace looking like he just jumped into a blender and then just not explain

[murasaki-cha]

The Soos embody that "childhood friends who have witnessed every embarrassing moment in each other's life and are so used to each other's bullshit they don't question any of the actions the other does anymore" energy

And I have receipts for this:

Cale: *stops the Plaza Terror Invident and coughs up blood for the first time*

Choi Jung Soo and Sui Khan: *pops party poppers* congrats to our dongsaeng he did it! Now let's cut the cake

God of Death to Choi Jung Gun: they prepared the "Congrats Cale on Fucking Up Your Slacker Life Again" banner 3 weeks ago. Cale hadn't even planned on going to the plazza yet

_______

God of Death: Lee Soo Hyuk reincarnated and Choi Jung Soo became a wanderer

Cale: of course they did I should have foreseen this

_______

Sui appears as a hawk beastman: sup

Cale: ........ damn it I thought you were gonna be a baby

Sui: missed you too <3

_______

Choi Jung Soo: *crashes from the ceiling right in front of his friends who have been looking for his fugitive ass for weeks*

Cale: oh we found him

Sui: *mild annoyance but not surprised*

Choi Jung Soo: hi guys

#the soulmateism of soos should be studied in a lab #they have reached ultimate best friends level #tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #choi jung soo #lee soo hyuk #kim rok soo #sui khan #soos #tcf soos #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Alberu, having dinner with Cale

Raon: Cookie prince, how's food?

Alberu: It's great, Raon-nim. Send compliments to the chef

Raon: Okay

Raon, teleporting to the kitchen: You look cool when you hold your long sword

Beacrox: ...alright

#tcf #trash of the counts family #lcf #lout of the counts family #alberu crossman #alver crossman #tcf alberu #tcf alver #raon miru #tcf raon #beacrox molan #tcf beacrox #cale henituse #tcf cale #beacrox is confused #raon is happy #incorrect quotes

[ayasenisan1713]

Cale in a world where strength is the most important thing: ✨I am weak✨

Also Cale when someone looks down on him in that world: *dominating aura*

#Cale. you can’t tell others that you’re weak and be respected at the same time #you’re still in Murim #cale henituse #cale #tcf incorrect quotes #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #Cale: Do as I say. not as I do #Choi Han/Raon/anyone: When are you going to do as you say then? #Cale: I’ve been trying since chapter 1. #Anyone: …

[blueteller]

Cale In Lockdown Be Like:

Raon: Human, you must stop getting hurt all the time, or- or...! Cale: Or...? Raon: ...or we will lock you up in your room! With 3 meals a day! Cale: *eyes shining* You mean I wouldn't have to go outside? Choi Han: Cale-nim, no....

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #humor #tcf hilarious moments #incorrect tcf #incorrect quotes #this really did happen tho lol #as an introvert i can't say i do not relate but like #cale sweetie that really isn't the point here

[unparalleledtrash]

"Who got you smiling like that?"

Cale: The voices in my head cracked a joke. Leave me alone.

#lcf #lout of counts family #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #tcf #trash of the count's family #tcf cale #alberu crossman #choi han #raon miru #lcf raon #lcf cale #lcf choi han #lcf alver #incorrect quotes

[xx3bvvx]

Rereading chapter 614, and I can't stop laughing at what Raon said,

Raon had made sure to remember what Cale told him since Cale had never said anything wrong other than talking about being a slacker, saying that he is going to rest, or denying the fact that he is a hero.

LAMOOOOO cale you poor bastard, even Raon doesn't believe in you slacker life. 😂😂😂😂

#rip cale slacker #imagine cale's reaction #Raon you cutie #tcf #cale henituse #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf humor #lcf #raon miru

[galaxygirl8880]

"If you wanted to make the world fall to it's knees I'd help you in every way I knew how as long as you let me stay by your side."

"...Choi han I just asked you to help harvest the carrots what-"

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I added the last bit rn because I thought it would be funny lol

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[wandering-tides]

LSH: Okay, what does A stand for?

KRS: Arson.

LSH: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

KRS: Barson.

CJS: *laughter*

LSH: What stands for C?

KRS: Commit arson.

CJS: Ooooo.

LSH: D!

KRS: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

CJS: *more laughter*

#tcf #the soos #kim rok soo #krs #lee soo hyuk #lsh #choi jung soo #cjs #trash of the count’s family #lout of the count’s family #lcf #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[phantomfallacy]

Cale Henituse: *pretends to be Jesus*

Kim Dokja: *pretends to be the devil*

Lee Kiyoung: *pretends to be Jesus but is the devil*

Kim Gongja: *is Jesus*

Lloyd Frontera: Can you guys not?

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[unadulteratedbluebirdnightmare]

I saw this alcale interaction and I couldn't not comment, it was like this:

*cale do a huuuge big shit*

Cale: hey, hyung, I-

Alberu: hyung? I'm the crown prince bich, shut up, call me your highness

Cale: ok your magesty🤗

*alver discovers that cale do a good shit*

Cale: hey you magesty, I-

Alberu: why aren't you calling me hyung?☹️call me hyung

.

And that's my interpretation

.

Cale must have been like: wasn't I the son of a bitch?

#tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the count's family #lcf #tcf #lout of the count’s family #lcf cale #lout of count’s family #tcf cale #choi han #alcale

[fictional2dcharacters]

Choi Han:*just entering a room* Hey… guys why are Mary and Cale-nim just hugging in the hallway?

Eruhaben: have you not noticed?

Choi Han: Noticed what?

Rosalyn:Well, recently Mary has been approaching Cale-nim at random times and just started hugging him.

Choi Han:*looks back in the hallway to see if they’re still there* But… why are they just standing there?

Eruhaben: We think he’s just frozen in confusion and worry, he doesn’t dare disengage the hug.

Choi Han: What’s the longest they’ve hugged somewhere before?

Rosalyn: I think at least like 25 minutes.

Choi Han:…

Eruhaben: I think he’s genuinely worried about her.

Choi Han: And why is Mary doing this?

Rosalyn: I think it’s her attempt at a “joke”

Eruhaben: Well, I for one find it incredibly amusing.

Rosalyn:… Same. I’m a bit tempted to start doing it myself to be honest…

#lcf #tcf #totcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf rosalyn #tcf mary #tcf choi han #tcf eruhaben