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[noose-lion]

*summarized flash back shadowpeach*

Wukong: Go big or go home!

Macaque, just wanting his homoerotic bestie eternity already: Wukong. For once in your life, go home. Please, just this once.

Wukong:...

Wukong: I’m going big.

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[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

MK: Hey guys I was thinking of asking Red Son out on a date but I need some advise first Wukong: No, trust me you do not want to be in a relationship they are nothing but pain and hard ship. Macaque: *whacks him* Wukong: See! MK: *Turns to Pigsy* Please tell me you have some useful advice? Pigsy: Look kid just because I'm dating Tang does not mean I know how

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[thattripleabattery]

Monkey king: hey macaque, can I borrow 5000$?

Macaque: why the hell do you need 5000$

Monkey king: for an escape room

Macaque:what kind of escape room costs 5000$

Monkey king:

Monkey king (under the mountain): …. Jail

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[maidenofthecloud]

Sun wukong: are you okay

Macaque, who's been laying awake in bed staring at him for 30 minutes: God yeah.

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[frogking17]

Mk:

Wukong:

Macaque:

Azure:

Mk (done with all of this): so… is there any other obsessive ex’s that I should know about?!

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[somewhat-insane]

Recently I got my sister into LEGO Monkie Kid. As a result, we started writing fanfiction together. (Which is honestly the most we've bonded in her entire life.) While we were talking about the Freenoodles fanfiction we're writing, we came up with this scene/incorrect quote thing:

Tang (reading at the counter): Pigsy... what are we?

Pigsy (pauses making noodles): What?

Tang: What are we? Y'know, like, friends... more than friends...

Pigsy: ...

Tang: ...

Pigsy: Tang, we sleep in the same bed, what do you think we are?

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[thechildbesuffering]

MK: Monkey King, we're coming to help! Macaque: Oh, is that your successor? Wukong: Yeah? Macaque: Imma kill it. Wukong: Don't you do it Macaque: Imma do it. Wukong: Don't you do it...- *Macaque moves in to attack MK.* Wukong: DAMMIT-

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[lmk-incorrectquotes]

MK: Red Son annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Sun Wukong: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

MK: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

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[sunflowerandstrawberryspice]

LMK Characters as Things My Friends Have Said

(This is all for the haha sillies remember that please! Also yes I am reusing some quotes from my Ninjago series but like... what ever)

Mk: Oh has this become and enemies to lovers plot! Red Son: No this is an enemies to enemies plot!

Mei: Anarchy? I love anarchy!

Monkie King: I hate reading, it's what gave me dyslexia Mk: That's not at all how it works!

Pigsy @ Mei and Mk: Don't eat food off the floor!

Mk: My biggest accomplishment is not being a leash child! A very tired Tang: That's because we didn't know where to get one

Monkie king recounting some weird story: Yeah he was a sinner and not a god cause he was probably my twin brother

Tang: The only thing that can save me now is some goddamn cherry Kool-Aid Mei: Or death! Tang: Or death that works to!

Mk: I think I haha funny-ed a little to hard

Macaque: My eyeliner isn't gay enough to go out in public yet

Tang: If I dislocate my limbs again can I get out of doing this?

Sandy: I brought Capri-suns for everyone!

Mk: Sorry I ate my original gender in the womb so I got a new one

Red Son: I left my gender at home today

Tang/Mk: I found my old fanart from when I was 12 and I cringed so hard I went back in time just to slap that bitch

Mk: When the ADHD get's a little to not funky

Macaque/Monkie King: There's probably some emotional trauma I'm ignoring but we're not talking about that

Mei: I've got my sexy juice Red Son: That's water Mei: Staying hydrated is sexy as hell

Mk: I set the microwave on fire once when I was 7 and now no one trusts me to even cook an egg

Tang: Social cues! More like social death, for me specifically!

Pigsy: I've stopped telling people not to do things because they'll either do the thing or something 10 times dumber

Mei: Women are way prettier to look at then men

Mk: I think you need a license to be considered a natural disaster

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[fandom-sewer-lizard]

sun wukong: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited tripitaka: If? zhu bajie: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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[minli-daughter-of-wukong]

Redson :So when were you guys gonna tell me this was what I was missing out on?

Mei :We tried to tell you, you wanted to be a baby about “but I don’t need it!” “I’m to smart for that!” “I’m-“

Redson :Okay I get it.

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[noose-lion]

Sandy: We call that a traumatic event.

Sandy, turning to MK: Not a "bruh moment."

Sandy, turning to Wukong: Not a "major L."

Sandy, turning to Macaque: And definitely not an "oof lmao."

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[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

MK: Oh no.

Wukong: What's wrong?

MK: An angry boyfriend is coming towards us.

Wukong: Uh... Mine or yours?

MK: Does it really matter?

Wukong: Well, if it's Red Son we might... no actually we're dead either way.

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[aro-aces-world]

Macaque: Hey, I need your help with something. Can you come over here?

Wukong: Sorry I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Macaque: Alright, hurry up then come over here.

Wukong: I can't find them.

Macaque: What do you mean you can't find them?

Wukong: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Macaque: What do you mean "there's only soup"?

Wukong: It means there's only soup.

Macaque: Well get out of the soup aisle!

Wukong: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!*goes to the next aisle* There's more soup!

Macaque: What do you mean "there's more soup"?!

Wukong: There's just more soup!

Macaque: Go into the next aisle!

Wukong: *goes to the next aisle* There's still soup!

Macaque: Where are you right now?!

Wukong: I'm at soup!

Macaque: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?

Wukong: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Macaque: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Wukong: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Macaque: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Wukong: FUCK YOU!!!

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[maidenofthecloud]

Red son: why don't you back off my boyfriend?

Stranger: I don't see your name on him.

Red son: *aggressively whips out marker*

Mk: 0////0

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[frogking17]

Wukong: this year I lost my dear husband, Macaque

Macaque: quite telling everyone I’m dead!

Wukong: sometimes! I can still hear his voice!

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