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empressgeekt · 2 months

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Trolls - Branch and Keith Brothers AU

HI!!! I'm back! With more Trolls plot bunnies. This one does not take place in the Prince Char Au, or the Veneer re-carnation one. It's completely separate and closer to canon.

Pre-movie.

Keith is the little trolling who likes to watch his parents sleep, and it's clear by the reactions from his classmates that he's not the most popular kid. A bit of a odd outsider, that finds happiness in things that others don't. There's another troll in Pop village who's a bit of an outsider, our favorite grump, Branch.

Branch would be in the village market one winter day, making some rare purchases rather then getting them from the wilds, when he first comes across Keith. The trolling would've been lost, left behind by his classmates. Branch would be a little confused by the kids blankness, but he isn't going to leave a kid lost in the snow, and helps Keith get back home to his dad. One the way he asks if this, keith getting left behind, happened often. Keith would blankly gripe about it, and how he thought his friends didn't actually like him, and he didn't think he liked them. Branch says that friends should like each other.

Couple of weeks later, Branch is working on gathering supplies, and Keith appears out of no where, then continues to follow the grey troll. When Branch asks what Keith is doing. Keith says, "You said befriend people I like." "Yeah so?" "I like you."

It throws Branch off, no one liked him.

Keith would continue to find and follow Branch for the next few days, it's only after a chance run in with a predator, that the grey troll realizes this kid isn't going away, and he starts training Keith in the ways of survival. Even more shockingly Keith listens to him when he's teaching. Everyone in the village always called Branch crazy with his survival bunker and apocalypse prep, but Keith listens intently. Even if it doesn't appear like it. Branch teaches Keith about, the forest, which fruits were safe to eat and where/when they grew. How to defend yourself from different type dangerous predators. And even about some of the extra traps and defenses Branch made for the village.

Branch gets used to his new little protégée, and honestly likes being able to pass on his knowledge to someone. He eventually learns to read the subtle differences in Keith's expressionless expressions to know how the kid's mood is, whether it's happy or upset. One day, Keith comes to visit Branch upset. Seeing the kid angry makes something in Branch's stomach turn, and he has this need to fix it. He doesn't know how, he hasn't comforted someone in years. So, pulling from vague memories of Floyd helping him when Branch was upset, he asks Keith what's wrong. Keith's upset about the other kids calling his school project weird. They were supposed to make a short presentation on people, they care about and Keith chose Branch. None of the kids would listen to him and said, that Branch was weirdo, and Keith was weirdo and they deserved each other. It made Keith Mad, because, he doesn't think Branch is weird, he thinks the Grey troll is cool and he doesn't want people to be mean to him. Branch does his best to console, Keith saying that sometimes people just don't agree with you no matter how hard you try to convince them, sometimes people just can't hear you.

K: Some times it feels like no one hears me

B: Yeah, I get that. it sucks, Makes you think their something wrong with you. But there isn't. Different doesn't mean bad, it just means you see things other don't.

Keith hugs Branch, and he can't turn the kid away. It's the first person the grey troll hugs in nearly twenty years.

K: Thank you, Branch

B: No problem kid, I'm always here.

K: I've always wanted a brother.

After this, Branch fully is attached. He goes all out for Keith any chance he gets. He's always there if Keith is upset, or to help with home work. Keith is one of the few people Branch allows in the Bunker. Branch makes sure, that he'd be the brother to Keith that his own were never to him. Always there.

Especially when Keith suddenly loses his dad. Branch fights and fights hard to keep Keith, knowing just how much the grief of losing a caretaker is crushing the kid. Unsurprisingly, the Pop trolls foster system fails Keith and eventually Branch gains his custody. "Let the outsider raise an outsider." Keith moves into the bunker, and Branch is with the trolling no matter what, making sure that this kid never goes Grey like he did. Though, waking up to Keith just staring at him is a little startling at first, but branch gets over it, anything to make the kid more comfortable.

By the events of the first movie, Keith has fully moved in with Branch and stays with him during the Chef's attack. And after the whole village is hidden in the bunker by Poppy, Keith pushes Branch to go after her. Peppy stepping up to watch over Keith while Branch is gone. All through out the mission Branch is thinking about Keith, worried how he's fair one his own, because while he can trust Peppy to make sure Keith doesn't die, he doesn't' trust the king to take care of Keith's mental health. They're reunion in the bergan pot is a hard one. On one hand, Branch is happy to have Keith back in sight, but on the other he feels like a failure for not being able to protect Keith from getting eaten. And When Keith goes grey in his arms...let's just say Branch isn't going down with out a fight.

I have no plans for World Tour, other then the possibility of Keith ending up captured with Poppy, and Barb mistaking Keith as her and Branch's son.

Its in Band together that things get a little more interesting...

Keith is Gristle and Bridget's ring bearer, though the rings are to big for him to hold, so he just stands inside of them to keep them from rolling away, with a very flat smile. Poppy and Branch end up dating in this two, and she does put in effort to get to know Keith, understanding that the trolling would be in branch's care for years to come. She's not as good at reading him, but she's getting better at it. And she finds Branch's caregiver side, adorable.

"Stop the Wedding!"

When John Dory shows up, Keith leaves his post, and runs to Branch after the elder troll was finished being man handled, bY JD. John is thrown off by the sight of a tiny Trolling in Branch's Arms. Seriously, when did his baby brother get a baby? Or a girlfriend? Was the kid theirs? Oh crap he missed a lot....

Keith is angry, through out the course of the third movie. Branch had already told him about their (yes, their, Keith is branch's brother now, which sadly makes him also related to these idiots) brothers, and how they all walked out on him. Keith has seen how much this hurt Branch, and how much they are hurting Branch now, he's clinging to his older brother all through out the mission.

Bruce is also shocked, and kind of feels bad, because Keith would be in Branch's hair when Bruce tossed him jostling the trolling. But he likes kids, so quickly warms up to the idea of Keith being a new baby brother. Even if he creeps Bruce out. And Keith is constantly creeping him out on purpose...thought Bruce doesn't realize it.

Keith doesn't like the hustle button.

Clay is scared of Keith. Because thanks to living with Branch the trolling can point out all of his safety measures and traps, understand how the work, and how to out smart them.

While practicing, John tries to get Keith toe join in but the trolling will only sing the words in the same flat stale note. Branch knows he's messing with john (Keith naturally sings flat but he's not that tone deaf) but doesn't say anything. Keith is hugging Branch all through out the fight, and along with poppy promises to not leave.

Floyd's too tired to really notice Keith until after he's rescued, however he's curious about the trolling. He feels proud watching Branch take care of trolling, but it also makes his stomach churn. Watching Branch with Poppy and Keith it feels like he's looking in on a family that Branch built and he missed it. Floyd would move into the bunker continuing his recovery, and during that is where he really interacting with Keith. He finds the kid adorable, not in the sparkly eyes way that Branch was but utterly adorable none the less. Keith becomes family to him too.

The fic would conclude with All the brother's accepting the fact that Branch and Keith are a package deal, and apologizing to branch for abandoning him (Keith and Poppy don't let them get away with shit). There's no long five brothers in Brozone, but six....and at least three sister-in-law...

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lollytea · 8 months

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AND KING!!!! OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT KING WHAT ABOUT HIM WJHERE IS HE IN THE AU!! also were eda and darius old freinds Back In The Day when they filmed the azura movie (maybe darius was like one of the makeup artist's apprentices or something and he kept rising to the top even after eda was fired from the sequels). also how did luz and amity get together and break up (i think u briefly mentioned this in a post) and then back together again? IS MATTHOLOMULE IN THIS AU TOO???? im sorry for the spam but my brain is exploding and i am chasing the dopamine rush

OKAY!!! BACK AT IT AGAIN!!!! Some more tidbits about the AU

-- To explain King, I'd have to first explain his Dad!! Let's talk about Papa Titan!!!

That wasn't his government name but an affectionate nickname he got during his time in the industry. The "Titan" part came from being a hulking 6'9 and built like a brick house and the "Papa" part should be obvious enough. He was a sweetheart who was always warm and fatherly towards anyone who needed somebody like him in their lives.

Titan was a director. More specifically, Titan was one of the greatest directors in Hollywood history. He was passionate about horror and humor and beauty and ugliness and love. There was so much love his work. A real Guillermo Del Toro type.

However, when he met a young Eda Clawthorne at an audition back in the 80s, he was basically a nobody. The Good Witch Azura was Titan's very first big budget project and he was determined to create something deep, magical and genuine.

During their time working together on the movie, Titan and Eda formed a tight bond over feeling like an outsider in this world because of things like medical history, sexual orientation and being lovers of the gross and the weird. They might have been weirdos. But weirdos stick together. By the time filming on Azura had wrapped, Eda and Titan were family.

Azura was a big hit at the box office and it was obvious that the studio had a franchise goldmine on their hands. However, the popularity of Azura among the 5-12 demographic led them to the conclusion that the series needed some drastic changes. Namely, they needed to take a more digestible and child friendly approach for future films. And Titan was just not the director for that sort of thing.

After quite a bit of back and forth over creative differences, Titan was removed for the project. To this day, he's not sure if he quit or if he was kicked out. It somehow felt like both.

(Eda was removed near immediately afterwards.)

Titan did not let this incident deter him and continued working and gradually climbed the ranks of fame until he was considered an irreplaceable Hollywood gem.

He and Eda remained in contact and that familial bond between the two never frayed.

Titan passed away from health complications in 1999. At the time of his death, he had been a single father of one. His infant son King was left in the custody of Eda, his godmother.

At the current point in the story, King is a loud, brash and opinionated eight year old boy who gradually warms into a mature, gentle and introspective soul as Luz enters his life. He likes stuffed animals, video games and making fortresses of solitude out of cardboard boxes and blankets.

However, King wasn't all Papa Titan gave to Eda on his way out the door. He also left behind a large wooden chest that he had packed to the brim with journals and notebooks and scripts and sketchpads and all the inspiration and ideas that he had gathered for future projects over the years. He knew, that his deathbed, that he would never get a chance to execute all of his ideas. Not in this lifetime. But maybe, one day in a far off future, there would be somebody like him and Eda, a lover of the gross and the weird. And he was sure that person would have plenty of ideas of their own. But who knows? Maybe one day they'd need a little extra inspo. His stuff would be their waiting for him. His soul would rest easy knowing one of those scribbled down half baked ideas could have some life into it. And by another weirdo just like him, who would put their own spin on it.

Titan entrusted that chest with Eda, knowing she'd come across another weirdo one day, even though she was adamant that there would never be anyone quite like him. So for years, that stupid box remained locked, gathering dust in her attic. Eda didn't trust the key with anyone.

Until she did.

It was eight years later when Luz Noceda lifted the heavy wooden lid and inherited the last drop of Papa Titan's magic.

-- Yes, Eda and Darius have known each other since they were teenagers. They went to the same high school (Eda went to public school on and off) and Darius was an intern in the wardrobe department on a movie Eda starred in. They were very familiar with each other and often hung out.

-- I haven't thought too deeply about the development of Luz and Amity's relationship in this AU. I figured I'd provide enough info but leave enough gaps that people who are passionate about lumity could use their imagination to draw their own conclusions. I can tell you about their pre-relationship tension tho:

In 2006, Luz became a little bit tangled up in celebrity gossip at the time for her friendship with known stars Willow Park and Augustus Porter. The two were frequent faces in Luz's silly low quality YouTube vlogs.

At the time, none of the trio were all that close to Amity. She was a celebrity to Luz but basically a stranger, a former friend turned strained acquaintance to Willow and a co-worker to Gus. So of course, Amity was not included in any of Luz's vlogs. They simply weren't close with her.

However, in the eyes of the press who feeded off writing parasocial and invasive articles about the personal lives of teenage celebrities, this was interesting. At the time, the studio producing Hexside was trying to sell the illusion that Willow, Gus and Amity, the show's stars, were all best friends behind the scenes who hung out all the time. And the YouTube videos were directly contradicting that.

This led to a lot of speculation about drama between Amity and the other two kids. Things like bullying, exclusion, bullying etc. Rumors were always swirling around and, in all honestly, it made Amity feel extremely uncomfortable and upset.

She had never cared before about what Willow and Gus did in their spare time. She knew they weren't friend, so why should it bother her? It wasn't until the whole press was drawing attention to her being a friendless loser that it really started to sting.

Sometimes she wished the dynamic she pretended to have with Willow and Gus was real. And during this time, she started to feel a good bit of resentment towards Luz for being the real third piece of this friend group.

So basically, once she and Willow started gradually repairing their friendship, Amity kinda organically developed into the friendgroup. She was chilly to Luz at first but through a series of trial and error, the two began warming up to each other. A shared love of the Good Witch Azura really ignited a passionate friendship between them.

From that point, Luz and Amity became closer with each other than they were with Willow and Gus. They were practically joined at the hip. Yknow those really really really close girl friendships that's clearly gay but they haven't noticed yet? Yeah.

In every other AU I imagine that Luz and Amity get together before Hunter and Willow. Except this one. It takes waaaay longer because Luz hasn't really realized she's bisexual yet and Amity is petrified to confronting the fact that she's a lesbian. She is not only closeted but she is deeply in denial about it.

So ya I haven't thought about the moment they get together but it probably takes at least a year. I'll let the lumityheads come up with their own headcanons about how it happens.

Anyway, yeah, the reason it took so long for this relationship is the same reason it fell apart so abruptly. Amity was scared that somebody was gonna find out. She was terrified. It's hard being a closeted teenage lesbian in any circumstance. But a closeted teenage lesbian in 2008 who also happens to be one of the biggest child stars on television? The whole world is watching her. The stress this little girl is under is insurmountable.

Ultimately, Amity is gonna need time to figure this out. She's gonna need help to break away so she can be with Luz without feeling paranoid. She's under contracts, she's in an abusive and controlling household and work environment. It's gonna take time before this little girl will be alright.

And also, that's not even going into if Luz will take her back after all this time apart. She's been understanding to Amity's situation but also very hurt by being suddenly thrown away. It's Luz's call to decide if they want to get back together, knowing that she's putting herself at risk to get hurt again.

But then again, she has a lot of faith in Amity.

Its a complicated mess and I haven't really planned the whole solution out. Feel free to brainrot about it for me if you want.

-- Anyway. MATTHOLOMULE!!!

Matt begins the story as a slimey, deceitful little paparazzi wannabe. His big brother Steve works on various sets around the studio and sometimes Matt is there because Steve has to babysit and sometimes he's there because he steals his brother's employee pass to sneak on to studio grounds.

He's a bit of a bottom feeder, mostly dumpster diving for celebrity trash since that shit goes for good money online.

However, Matt is dreaming big. And his next plot is not to gather celebrity trash but celebrity secrets. And his target is Augustus Porter.

Gus is thrilled to see a dude his own age on set and happily befriends Matt when the latter gives a sob story about being a loner.

Anyway, Matt betrays Gus, Gus gets burned. It sucks.

There's a later incident where Matt sneaks some of his school friends (most notably his "best friend" Bria) on to set to impress them and they prove to be far more vile and cruel than even Matt can stomach.

Things like stealing actors' phones and journals and gathering very personal text messages and diary entries of their lowest lows.

It's what wakes Matt up to the fact that maybe this isn't the person he wants to be. And maybe he's on his way to becoming that person if he doesn't catch himself before it's too late.

After helping Gus retrieve the private things that his former friends stole, he and Matt form a tentative (but real this time!) friendship. From that point on, he makes semi frequents on set for no other reason than to hang out with Gus.

#La La Land Machine AU

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genshinlover101 · 3 years

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Is it possible for a ningguang x reader where they are childhood freinds but separated and reunites years later and reader is a servant for one of the tri commisions of Inazuma?

Reuniting with Childhood Friend Ningguang

Character: Ningguang

Warnings: Slight spoilers to the ending of Inazuma Archon quest

A/n: I lowkey had to do research on the Tri-Commissions as well cause I just skipped over this part when they explained it in the story lol oops- I hope I got the concepts about them right?

• Even though your family resided in Inazuma, they sent you to Liyue at the age of six to be raised for political incentive for a foreign exchange program. In Liyue you often were seen as an outcast, as the weirdo kid from Inazuma, but Ningguang saw you differently.

• Even though she’s always been stubborn even as a child she's always paid attention to you. It might’ve been due to being the future Tianquan but you were grateful nonetheless.

• This caused you to follow Ningguang around everywhere. Adults even made comments that you two were glued to the hip. Ningguang was indifferent about it but it made you happy they saw you like that.

• When you turned 16, you were ordered back to Inazuma as it would soon be closing their borders for all affairs. This would result in you separating from your family for longer than necessary.

• You promised Ningguang you’d come back to her. Before you left you pulled her into an unreciprocated hug and cried a little, she stayed silent and stoic as ever. You convinced yourself her silence was her in denial of you leaving.

You were now 25 and were appointed as a servant of the Yashiro Commission by the Kamisato Clan. Additionally, since the Vision Hunt Decree was abolished, the Yashiro Commission voted to mend its damaged relationship with Liyue. You were the perfect candidate since you already knew the culture and traditions.

When you arrived at Liyue Harbor you noted that everything was the same. Wanmin Restaurant, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, Bubu Pharmacy, everything was exactly the same. You traveled the stairs of Yujing Terrace to attend your scheduled meeting with your old friend. The Tianquan of Liyue, Ningguang.

She was already standing outside, looking abroad at Liyue Harbor from the railing. She was smoking, odd, she never smoked when you knew her. Now that you put two and two together it would make sense that almost ten years later you were two completely different people.

“Ningguang! It’s me!” You called out to her, looking in your direction she was unfazed. You rushed and took a position beside her and looked out over Liyue harbor as well. She developed well within the past ten years, not just physically but the aura around her was more intimidating.

“How have you been old friend,” she asked.

“Good, Liyue hasn’t changed a bit. I miss it…” you felt a little nostalgic. “I work for the Tri-Commission now. And I see you’ve officially become the Tianquan.”

“Yes indeed. That’s surprising- even as a child you were always so shy. I wondered how you’d do in Inazuma without me, but it looks like you’re doing fine.”

“Aha- yeah,” you awkwardly rubbed the back of your head. “You know, I missed you. Every day back in Inazuma wasn’t the same. I realized that the time we spent together caused me to rely on you… did you miss me too?” You hesitated, scared to accept any other answer other than yes. She was silent for what felt like hours even if it was just a single moment.

“I did. Your leaving made me realize I took your company for granted.” You thought she didn’t mean what she said. Until you side-eyed her and saw the confident gleam in her eyes turned somber and fragile.

“Ah- that's nice to hear. To be frank I thought you might not miss me and it made me sad to think about.” You wanted to let her know your honest feelings about her in your childhood. All the time you spent in Inazuma pondering who you were made you realize that the feelings you had for Ningguang weren’t as simply platonic but one of romance and yearning.

“I thought that I’d would be fine without you. My biggest regret ended up not relaying to you my true feelings,” she said. You thought out of all the times of vulnerability this would be perfect to confess.

“Ningguang I-“

“I like you,” She finished your sentence. “-Now that I’ve matured more I realize I need to reciprocate your feelings emotionally or I might lose you again for good this time. I feared you might not return and Inazuma might remain oppressive forever. But I remembered your promise to return to me and it was my motivation. Please promise me once more that when you go back to Inazuma you will return to Liyue again. You’ll return to me” She turned her attention to you, her pinky out to initiate the promise.

“I promise that when I back to Inazuma I will return to you.” You linked pinkies with her. Still linked, you touched thumbs and mutually kissed the base joint of your thumb. It was the pinky promise you both would perform in your childhood whenever you made promises. And to think the same childish ritual was what you gambled such an important promise on.

#ningguang x reader #ningguang #genshin x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin headcanons

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rustdream · 5 years

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@joeyydrawss

This is based off of one line about the dark clone gang being villains in cragtworld.

First, as a writing warm up, a shart drabble)

"But, why DO we have have names like that?" The pale Cyclops spoke up, as she tightened the ropes around Sack thing. Her question was met with an awkward silence, before Dark!Rain wandered. "What do you mean? What's wrong with 'fe names, Ima?" Her cracked eye met the her colleague's leaking black ones, a small feeling of confusion placed in her mind. After all, she hadn't anticipated having to explain her question. She had only snapped out of her thoughts as she tried to walk towards the brown cloaked girl, before noticing that she had tied her hands to the ropes. How embarrassing. The two others in the room didn't seem to judge though, as their hostage was rightfully afraid. Why their leader suggested this was beyond her. "Well, I mean, it seems weird to call ourselves. Well, now that I say it it sounds like something to tell Joey about." She finally got free, though her hands hurt from tugging on the ropes so hard. Before DRain could speak up, DIma continued, "C-cause, it's understandable that YOU would calk yourself Rain, cause you ARE her!" DRain nodded in agreement, a smug smirk worming its way into her face. "And me, Ima is technically my name, all that I remember from my legal name. But what about Joey? He utterly HATES his other self, so it seems weird."

"Well...ah, ya got me here. If ya want, we can go ask him."

"What if he gets angry?"

"Ill take tha fall for it. Even then it's just a question. How bad can that be?"

And so the two left the room, as Sack thing noticed that the ropes have become looser from the tugging. Now all they had to do was plan an escape.

Real story under here/

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|another random one: context, what if ADITLOF was affect by the dark clone crew|

The gang could only stare in confusion as Rain and Ima struggled to get out of the guards grasp, while Newton was talking to strange man with some fish on his head. Bill almost chuckled at hearing Wheatley comment on this. "Well, this trip could have gone better." "I don't see how it can. I'd love to hear Rain use her 'freindly charm' on this." He was shot a mean glare, which was meet with an eye roll. He decided to look away from Rain desperately explaining herself, as he overheard Mewton's conversation with the man.

"I can't believe you've associated with criminals now, first the titans now this-."

"I-its not like that. Papa! I-"

"Well the way you've avoided us I doubt you was bringing them in."

"Because they haven't done anything wrong, they don't deserve prison!"

"While I can't say the same about the rest of them, THOSE two," He shot a horrid glare directly at Ima, how got as close to Rain as she could, who was speaking, while tearing something off her shirt," are wanted criminals. Thousands of crimes are on their hands, Newton. How can you defend them?"

"Rain and Ima, they would never do this! They're my friends, Papa, a-at least let them prove that they didn't do anythin-"

"THE ONE EYED ONE HAS A WEAPON!" The two guards bellowed, pulling everyone's attention to Ima, who had a pin in her hand. "T-this isn't a weapon, just a pin that was picking my skin! Also," she put it in her pocket, a look of what Bill could only place as offended unamesment. "why are we being accused of something that we didn't even do, if this is our first time coming here?" Rain added on, "Not to mention...what DID we do?" A long pause, as Newton gestures, a brief look of triumph in his eyes. Until he saw the stern, angered look in his father's face. The older sackperson slowly walked towards the girl, the guards letting her go. "Oh, I'm sorry, but you've been here before." Rain backed away, Ima still standing there, silent.

Compared to her, he was really tall. To tell you the truth, Ima sort of regretted saying that now. "Ima, is it? Let's see, you've destroyed many, many cities and towns in Craftworld, terrorized Bunkum, KIDNAPPED and endangered a CREATIR CURATOR, and that's only before you've meet you ACCOMPLICE Rain. Who is the reason Manglewood is stuck in a large area of tar, endangered MILLIONS in the act- MAY I GO ON!?" His tone reached a new level that Newton hadn't though of before. In fact, he even had to be held back by the younger man to prevent him from pummeling the girl into the ground. The two girls were taken aback- the whole group was. Rain, a villain? She's a hero, the kindest person ever! Even if it annoyed Bill to no end. And Ima... actually, Both Bill and Ima seemed to consider the notion that she might have done those things before. It was nigh improbable, but still.

"but, we didn't do those things." Was all Rain could muster, still shocked at the man sudden change in behavior. Newton was pushed away as the two guards were attempted to pull him back as Newton had. "DO YOU REALLY THINK," The two friends now where close together, unsure of why this was happening, they haven't done anything wrong, "I'M STUPID ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY BELIEVE ANY WORD YOU SA-" Suddenly, an explosion could be heard, as a piece of debris came between the man and the two girls, causing him to stop, and the group to panic. Almost stumbling to the ground, Bill managed to get a glance at the three people through the smoke. The first thing he could notice, where how two of them had an almost likeness to Rain and Ima, the only differences were Tue Rain clones black eyes and brown jacket, and the how the air around the other clone seemed off. Dark, suffocating cold. As it would sometimes become when Ima entered. Though her skin was a sickly pale, and her screen was cracked. Before he could even look at the third one, they closed in, the other Rain holding the odd man by the throat with a black liquid, and another one, a person he had never seen before, pinning him against a wall, with weapons threatening another group of people.

That only left the third one, who seems to have closed off all entrances and exits, before staying the the middle of the building, keeping an eye on every panicked person. The man struggled, as his son screamed. "Papa no-" thrown into a wall by the other Ima. "Listen up you fucking shits," the boy, who held his weapons tight, his red eyes scanning the room, started, "This. Is a holdup. And from now on, you're staying here until those hero twats come to rescue you. And if you try to leave, my freinds over there will kill you." He gestured to the two, who had tied most of the people in tar, with the other Ima looking over the rest, before Rain spoke up. "Wait a minute, bad language aside, WHI ARE YOU?" The boy threw a knife at Rain, cutting her cheek in the process, and cracking the glass floor it landing in. Storm seems to become uncomfortable in her reflection, as the cracks ran a little. The boy smirked. "I guess an introduction is only complimentary. I'm Joey. Or Dark Joey of you prefer, I dont really care." Joey smirked as he pointed at the other two. "The one with the tar is Dark Rain, and the other is Ima."

Rain immediately answered. "Hey wait a minute, you. Is your name Rain N Thirteen?" The clone frowned. "Yeah, why ya askin'?"

"Cause that's MY name."

"Wot?" The clone looked rain up and down, her frown only growing. "Huh, I didn't know I had a fan, a little tip lady. I ditched tha blue coat long ago. Got real bloody."

"No, you don't understand. My legal name 's Rain. So what your saying isn't true."

"O ho! Look Joey, A've got meself a faker, just like tha blue spiked dork."

"If anything your the faker."

"No, you."

Joey scoffed at his comrades stupid quarrel with this weirdo. Though, something about her reflection, the black soulless stare in them. It intrigued him. As he stomped on the yellow hair dweeb's chest to stop him from moving, he looked at Ima. "And what about You? Next ill be hearing that 'yoir the real Ima!'" The girl stood a few feet from her double, who seemed to be almost crestfallen when their eyes locked. Almost as if she was remembering something. Suddenly, the double started to glitch in and out of reality, as it started to attempt to attack her. At least until a sharp object almost hit her square in the head. "Get your head in the fucking game. Come on, I'm holding these people at gunpoint here. Stop your childish squabbling and tie the rest up!"

After a good hour of fighting and bruises, they actually did it. What mad it harder was that Rain fakers apparent ability in fighting, and that other girl's freakish body manipulation. Seriously, seeing her body contrite under her skin, to grow two more grotesque arms, seeing her muscle tissue stretch and bleed to make weapons,, it was going to give Dark Rain nightmares! And not to mention Ima seemed to get more emotional in the presence of that other Ima, more evident in the way she flung her around while tied up. How she occasional kicked the other just for talking. Though, she couldn't blame her, she tied up her copy's mouth for god sake. As Joey was making his grand hammy speech as always, Rain put a hand on Ima's shoulder as she kicked the pink wearing double. "Ay. You alright there?" The other twitched as she turned to her, almost crying now. "I just want to tear her apart, she's not me, she can't be, he said that there wasn't any other-" Muffled by a hug, Rain's other arm shrugged. "Ay know, but she could be a faker, ah mean, we've got a faker over there." The clones muffled complaints went unheard. "Yeah..yeah! Y-you're right Rain! Your right. A faker..." The glitches girl was patted on the back. "Exactly! Come one, we've got a show to but on."

The two left the room, not noticing the claws breaking through the one eyed clones restraint. The duo walked out onto a platform, Joey making his evil hammy speech to his own faker, and the gang of Craftworld's hero's. "...And we will be victorious. For we are the Dark Heart Gang!"

"Wait a minute, that's a crappy name tho-"

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debasiis-blog · 5 years

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Meeting a Perfect Girl : From the words of a physics nerd.

We are Nerds, basically some Science nerds. Now what do girls want from us if we are on a date? Some nice talk, romantic dinner at a beautiful restaurant, wearing a beautiful suit looking handsome of course nervous, making her feel how fortunate are you to meet her and the list goes on. And then driving her to home and a kiss. After that you met each other on a regular basis, couple of dates together, get to know each other and finally you became a couple. You have a girlfreind right! Looks easy, doesn’t it? But let me tell you, its the toughest thing for a nerd take a young physicist as a reference. Its like solving the toughest problem in their life, a problem you never saw before, never heard about it, never tried before. Hence a problem with zero knowledge and zero background. And now you have attained a age to try it, because you are 28 and your Mom & Dad wants a grandchild. Its humorous if you think. You literally devoted your life from the day you got interesed in that subject till now you become the one to get awarded for that subject. Everything is so cool. But then comes the begining of another phase of your life. YOUR LOVE LIFE. The difference. Before you visit different research labs discussing and arguing about the recent researches, Now you visit Malls discussing the price of shoes and dresses with the price, color and material, Before you visit AI Facilities looking at its hi-tech advanced gadgets dreaming to own it one day, and now you are stucked in a Furniture shop doing the same thing. Attending seminars by the rockstars of physics by some brilliant minds was your weekend plans, but now you are stuck in a Movie theatre watching the most devastating shit on the big screen with popcorns and pepsi. Its hard to say, but yes life doesn’t remain the same like before for a science nerd. A question? So inspite of all this how a nerd prepares for his love life? Answer is simple. Consult your freind, sorry did i say freind, i mean nerd freind. He will come up with his own theory of being single and how he is happy. Socially unsolvable. But Scientifically solved and Proven. Next step for learning. Of course Youtube. Thats actually a smart step. Thousands of LOVE GURUS over the internet. Learn from anyone and the best part is, its free. It will not ask for your girlfreinds sister phone number if it works, like a freind. Devoting about 12 hours of your day watching that shit, noting down the imporant points and finally you learnt what? How to make a girl so helpless but to reply yes on your proposal. It feels like harassment or something. And by doing this you own her, without arrest. Thats freaking confusing. But if you check my phone you will be shocked for sure. Not because of that Stephen Hawking Wallpaper on my phone but checking my youtube timeline. And the first video to come up will be -100 ways to propose a girl, some like How to make a girl fall in love? How to flirt with a girl for beginners, i mean, seriously beginners? what the hell? Its like prepairing for an exam, those are yours love gurus, and a date, its your test of LOVE. The test goes on for couple of months and the result you will get directly from the headmaster, you know what i mean? No grades. Just two words, Yes or No. Yes means you pass and no means you fail, try another. No matter how good you are as a physicists, no matter how brilliant you are, no matter what breakthrough you had made last night before the date. But when it comes to love, it doesn’t counts. So now from all of these I’m sure some might think I’m talking nuts and some will relate to it, or get afraid of it. Doing such a tough job and wasting so much of your valuable time is much worse than mailing your lifetime thesis work to Prof. Stephen Hawking without checking your Math. And then he said no. That no sounds, much better than a girls no, who is nothing but a stranger to me. So in our conclusion, two question arises here.1. Will we be single forever? Will we never have a girlfreind who like the way we are?2. Will we never get a chance to click a selfie with a preety girlfreind, to make our famous high school freinds jealous who took away our crush? To summarize will we meet our perfect girl?The answer is yes.We will. We will meet someone who definitely understand us, who belives that a boy with a gentle hairstyle, with a pair of big glasses, who doesn’t loves wearing tight jeans, but simple set of shirt and pants, doesn’t know what to say, feels nervous and shy near her, never talk with a girl before is not a weirdo, but he is just a BOY, like everybody else. He too have a heart, he too have feelings. Maybe she respects you more than you respect yourself, maybe she values you most than anything else. Maybe she Understands you more than you understand yourself. She is that PERFECT GIRL for you. She is there near you but just that time has not come. But soon it will. And that will be the happiest time of your life EVER.

Thank you for reading this. The thought strike in my mind while i was watching The Big Bang Theory Series, Season 9 Episode 8. Sheldon Cooper Played by Jim Parsons is a Physics nerd who has broke up with his girlfreind but eventually he sees her with someone else. So to make her jealous he thought of dating someone too. So he called his freinds to help him. They came with an idea of setting a puzzle game for the one who wants to date him. But eventually no one arrived at the last minute.

But one brilliant girl named Vanessa Benette played by Analeigh Tipton arrived and was willing to date him. She really likes Sheldons work.

#nerdfighters

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lullaandby · 4 years

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SECTION A.

DIC PICS

THANKS NANA

TELEMARKETING

BE AN OLD LADY

Story- old people stories

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SECTION B.

UMAMI

STORY- MADONNA

BEST LIFE

MHP

MOMS NEW CAREER

2. THE SHIT PARENTS SAY

5. THEMS THE BREAKS

7. STORY. Something my parents did on me

8. As a “lesson that I do back”

9. -stealing the balloons//

10. -the special dolls// it’s my affection

11.

12. Story. When you parents get nuts

13. Dad always

14. Mom working

15.

16.

17. MY STOMACH ISNT FLAT

18. *

19.

20. SECTION C.

JIZZ FOR JESUS

ST HORROR

FIREY PITS

GOOD TO KNOW the Bible

BIBLICAL HERO

PORN HUB THE WORLD

LADIES NIGHT

LADIES ARE MORE DANGEROUS

STORY- ME

Old sunshine thought of revenge

Just settle for the good parents visit

FOR REAL REVENGE

THE REAL REGINA GEORGRE

START OF Repression

COME A LONG WAY

MONGOOSE

VALIDATION STATION

THAT FREIND

DOWRY

MOTHER SHAME.

JENNER WORLD

PRECIOUS MOMENTS

JESUS INVENTED BROS

FEMALE VERSION OF BROS

PRODIGY KIDS

A FEW MORE STEPS

SECTION F.

METH NANNY

Story-Trisha

OVERSHARE

TRYING

ROCK BOTTOM

ASS THAT WON’T QUIT

*build out

Maybe what you thought you’d do as a kid

Business ventures

Work// office rips

-bosses

-ppl

Work parties

Work gifts

Work birthday cards

Admin assistants.// mid level managers

Some are like bold coyotes you have to stand them down

Others are like waiting for dial up

spouses Having people over from work

STORY- work

Competitive sports at work

LIFE IS MONOTONOUS

PAINT NITE

REAL HOBBIES

SECTION D

KNOW YOUR READY FOR KIDS

GROUPSEX

BJS WHOLESALE

FIND U A MAN

POETRY

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALES AND FEMALES

WHY WE KILL THEM

WHY THEY KILL US

MARRIAGE VS DATING

DAVIDS BRIDAL

BEST PART OF BEING SINGLE

S-CAVEAT EMPTOR// ECONOMY MODEL HUSBAND

S-BLACK LAB

S-TUNA MELT//BJONES

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SECTION E.

Emotional baggae

Tauma report

CHINA STUDY

Popcorn and maraschino cherries

CAN’T HANG

FREINDS (material)

- Dave Mathew band concert

AFFIRMATIONS

QUESTIONABLE INTESNSITY

ORPHANS

MID LEVEL MANAGERS

FRIEND BREAK UPS

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SECTION G

MOCHA

OUTRAGE

CRAFTS

STORY- affirmative action

***

SECTION H.

DIC PIC

DIC AS CURRENCY

DATING (material)

STORY- DATING STORIES

-pimple guy

-scat Guy

BALTIMORE BUTTS

(TRYING HARD AS A LADY)

CAHTZ

SUPERIOR SEX

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SECTION I. (Insert wherever in show)

2. NERDS

2. ARTISTIC INTEGRITY.

TRUE FEMINISM

PROTEST

Discussing gay rights and homophobia with a solid idiot

Low budget music video. Comparisson

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SECTION A.

THANKS NANA

TELEMARKETING

BE AN OLD LADY

Story- old people stories

THANKS NANA 37 seconds

Guidance around reproduction changes tremendously as your age increases

In your 20s it's-

{voice second grade teacher}”hey. you literally have your whole life ahead of you, dream big.

Really Think about what type of family you'd like to have."

In your 30's it's-

{voice. Delores} " hey. Listen. If you're lucky enough to find a gentleman

who will put up with your particular brand of nonsense-

You better be pragmatic.

Just let a few slide in there."

Thanks Nana. Good looking out. Always got my back.

TELEMARKETING. 40 seconds

My favorite moments are when family members,

The variety only seen at sporadic events like funerals-

approach the topic of child bearing with such force as if there was a commission based payout for their efforts.

{cousin Linda} Hi Ms. Galvin, it's cousin Linda.

(Sniffle. Throat clear )now- I just wanted to circle back on your womb intentions.

The last time we spoke you were undecided -

NOW Because you're a special member of our family I'd like to interest you in a brand new offer that would be perfect for you-

embryo harvesting.

No thanks.

BE AN OLD LADY

SECTION B.

UMAMI.

There was a woman who made a post about wanting to borrow a cat from someone

So that her children could live out the fantasy of having Garfield over for a lasagna dinner.

If I ever asked my mother that she would give me the newspaper strip of the cartoon

and let me know that’s what I’d be eating.

She would however throw in a umami packet for flavor

Story- madonna

No body is afraid of my mom now.

2. BEST LIFE

3. My mother recently retired and decided that this year she was going to live her very best life.

5. So far her efforts exist of the life changing choice between sand dune and waffle cone two

6. Thrilling shades of beige for the downstairs bathroom.

9. MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL

10. Growing up I asked to see a therapist as my idea of a fun playdate was-

11. Opening up a cabinet, chucking the entire contents

12. And gently settling them back in an organized fashion.

13.

14. Which if you’ve ever spent anytime around kids classified me with a disorder just known as

15. weirdo girl who rearranges shit.

16.

17. My mother informed me that she was my therapist.

18. With a real level of confidence, like I should just know

19. That our entire family is going to make up my team of health care professionals.

20. Who is my dentist? Grandma?

21. Seem sketchy as she..

22.

23.

24. To her credit, no one told my mother that daily episodes of Steve Harvey does not

25. A mental health professional make.

26.

27.

28. MOMS NEW CAREER

29. Teri does have a new job.

30. She buys furniture so often I recommended her to be in the 1930s industrial revolution

31. As it utilizes her skills and is alignment with some beliefs.

32.

33. Just kidding she’s settled in on a cake baker

34. Where she insists on baking cakes for your celebration

35. Then setting them up and pretending to not suck all

36. The attention out of the room

37.

38. Just kissing she’s a full time narcissist.

39.

40.

41. THE SHIT PARENTS SAY

42.

43.

44. THEMS THE BREAKS

45. Using things against them.

46. That they taught you were rules.

47.

48. Story-stole something and she made me go back (something about flipping it back)

2. FIGHT TO THE DEATH

4. Winner gets all expense paid trip with mom.

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