reddit is fucking awful lmao
on a post titled “With all the bullshit going on, I decided it's finally time to arm myself. First time gun owner.” in r/ar15, the person talked about how it’s not coronavirus that’s got them scared or deciding to finally strap up, and that it was ridiculous to suggest as much. nobody was really prodding them on their decision, and when I asked they said “mandatory medical procedures in the US”
now, I’m pretty sure that there aren’t any really notable medical standards that are changing in the US or procedures that are gonna become mandatory, what exactly was there to be worried about? i pointed out that if anything, climate crisis is a better reason to arm yourself, whether you think of it from a rather reactionary perspective of needing to kill those who would harm you and take what you have, or from a perspective of making it so those armed guards billionaires have hired through shell companies and PMCs have to actually earn their money and think for a second about why they’re being paid to protect people who they mean nothing to (and for that matter, police and military wondering similar things in a similar situation)
the person responded “With all due respect I really don't care to discuss it with you. If you're in the US and don't see what's happening, then I am not going to convince you.”
what the fuck
what the fuck are you talking about
you didnt even know enough to know that .300 blackout existed before you bought a rifle chambered for it and now you’re ready for whatever it is?
looking at even “normal” posters on gunnit is fucking wild and why is it that to get into guns you almost uniformly have to deal with some of the most boring reactionary motherfuckers on the planet like dudes who think being “anti-socialist” is an actually meaningfully rebellious position in contemporary america, buy Spike’s Tactical “snowflake” lowers and justify it by it being on sale, and wear flannel with their plate carriers because of a youtuber doing it (and not because it admittedly looks bitchin)
i just want to be into guns dudes like 10cellphones on ig/twitter are much more interesting people who enjoy custom guns and music made by people under 60 and listened to by normal people under 55, people who aren’t astoundingly mad that someone on reddit collects guns AND sneakers, people who are like “maybe we don’t need to publicly execute gays and drug users”
like again so rarely is “legalize all drugs and give everyone guns” a genuinely libertarian position because most “libertarians” are really just stans for Chicago Boys-esque economics and reactionary social reforms who pretend that it’s in the name of freedom rather than having any kind of meaningfully anarchist position. yeah okay lesbian couples protecting legal marijuana farms with machine guns but i wanna protect my cocaine/heroin/black market xanax factory and many barrels of ketamine with a Polymer80 Glock with the only serial number being 66642069
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indian american (desi) roman
hi! i relate to roman and ive been seeing posts like these and i got inspired!!
part 2
his name is actually rohan, but he started going by roman in middle school partly as a pun by his friend patton, and partly because “there are like six other kids on our street alone named rohan. i need to stand out! out there in the real world theyll never expect me, the desi kid, to be named roman!”
his parents both immigrated to the US when they were kids and his family followed the ~American Dream~
he grew up in an asian community and rarely saw non-asians until he was in middle school
he does dramatic retelling of ztv hindi dramas and thats where first he got into acting
he’s short and furious
his grandma always said it’s cuz he doesnt drink enough milk
he tries to explain to her genetics so basic that even he could understand
his grandma doesn’t believe genetics. it’s the milk.
his cousins back in india rave about cricket and soccer to him
he doesn’t get the appeal of either sport, nor he understand the convoluted system of cricket
once he was old enough to realize this, he began to despise how even though the constitution says freedom of religion, public schools still make the kids do christmas activities and thanksgiving and easter activities that are mandatory. bc if it theres truly freedom of religion, then shouldnt public schools, a governmental, public organization be fully secular??
he is very upset at the christain centric & abrahamic religion centric view of the world that the schools teach, and how they dont even talk about anything that isnt an abrahamic religion (not even in history class!)
on diwali in high school he sneaks into the administration room and takes over the school PA system to talk about diwali and hinduism and how the world isnt just abrahamic religions
speaking of diwali
he is in LOVE with doing rangoli and always does more and more elaborate ones each year
he tried to help make bhatura once. he was not allowed in the kitchen afterwards
“it’s okay that youre that bad at cooking as long as you marry another indian person who can make you these things, otherwise, ill teach you until you can out-cook me” said his grandma
there was a family reunion once and he didnt know anyone there
he met some cousins for the first time when he was sixteen. it was like theyd known each other since they were babies.
he always feels insecure about doing bad in school because of how high a value his culture places education and knowledge but he cant seem to understand anything
when he was younger his grandma told him if he didnt pass math theyd change his last name from an indian one to the name “smith”
he passed math for the sole reason to not become a white person (because yes roman, thats what happens when you change your last name, dumbass)
his other desi friend told him in her dramatic indian accent that her mom said “youre an A-sian, not a B-sian” in regards to her grades
he couldnt stop laughing for a good ten minutes
when he came out as gay his parents, while not really understanding because being gay wasnt really talked about whn they were growing up, they were extremely accepting
“did you actually think we were gonna be like those christains who kick their kid out because it goes against the bible?” “...” “rohan! learn your own religion! have you even seen the karma sutra?!” “dad, ew”
he is fluent in english and can understand hindi but has trouble speaking it back
his cousins in india tease him and his siblings for their desi accents when he speaks hindi
when theyre teenagers, his cousins teach him hindi swear words
“okay so kuti is, you know, female dog, and then you know how theres motherfucker in english? well in hindi we’ve got bhenchod”
“ASFDGF SISTER FUCKER?? ARE YOU FOR REAL?? OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE IT”
he loves doing kathak dance and loves how it integrates sound with the movements and he took classes in it and can do it perfectly
even if he is a partial disgrace for his bad grades, his commitment to kathak, ztv impressions, and indian flute saved his reputation (and also those skills landed him a professional theater role fresh outta high school)
he’s also the biggest defier of the “indians are good at school especially math” stereotype because someone once asked what 2+3 is and he said 1
it wasnt his proudest moment, yet he was proud of himself for breaking down stereotypes, one dumbass moment at a time
speaking of stereotypes
whenever people are racist he just shouts at them and insults them with his Superior Confidence and also to defy stereotypes that indians are just socially awkward nerds who cant defend themselves (looking at you big bang theory)
once he was walking with a friend and they were talking in a mix of hindi and english and some jerk asses laughed at them and were like “hey curry munchers!” and then bowed in a super offensive way while saying “namaste” and pronouncing it horribly wrong
he responded by yelling back at them “we’re in america! speak english!” and that shut them up.
he pretends that being called racist stuff doesnt hurt him, but when he’s alone he lets it show and oh boy
oh fucking boy is he sad because he hates himself and actually lets everything thats said to him get to him even though he doesnt show it and his self esteem is very fragile
he is absolutely in love with vardaan arora’s music, mostly because he is also gay and indian (and very attractive)
he obsessively watches || Superwoman || (aka lily singh) because oh dear are there a dearth of desi creators and actors and stuff and her videos are so relatable and funny
speaking of which
despite his huge resume and experience and overall amazing ability to act, he is yet to get his big break because he declines most major roles he gets because he refuses to portray racist and stereotypical depictions of indians
and also because no one is really race blind and they wont hire an indian lest it become an “indian show”
his grandma is happy in the end because he does settle down with a nice, smart, indian boy who can cook and counteract all his dumbassery ;) ;) ;) *cough* logan *cough*
all in all, he loves his culture and his family (even the family members he’s yet to meet)
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