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Watching SWR for the first time: Zero Hour

Reacting to Zero Hours, part 1 and 2.

Spoilers

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Part 1

-Oh boy.

-Ohhh boy.

-I haven’t even been able to check my dashboard in fear of spoilers.

-The finale.

-Oh my god.

-Let’s do this.

Reminds me of the opening scene from one of the Season 1 episodes.

-Only, instead of Tarkin, it’s Thrawn this time.

-Good to see Kallus is still alive.

-Aww, there are tiny trapdoors for the tiny droids.

-Double Agent Droid.

-Eyyyy it’s Tarkin.

-Kallus, don’t you think listening to your droid-overheard material in such a loud volume will attract attention? At least use some earphones? Do they even have earphones in this universe?

-“If we are to crush the rebellion, we must have our lousy subordinates take live prisoners and greatly increase their chances of living to fight another day.”

-Yeah Ezra, time for Kanan to slap some self-confidence into you.

-Dodonna... DODONNA

-OHHH THAT GUY

-”At last. general Doodano’s fleet has arrived.”

-Wait... the place Kallus is in...

-IT’S EZRA’S OLD ROOM HOLY FUCK

-Also, please keep your doors shut. They always forget to do that.

It was at this moment that Kallus knew he fucked up.

-DAYUM THRAWN

-HELLUVA ENTRANCE, EVEN WHEN SILENT

-DAYUM THEM MARTIAL ARTS SKILLS

-KALLUS IS SCREWED, I CALLED IT

-WE ALL CALLED IT

-HOLY SHIIIIIIIET

-Other ISB agents?

-No, just stormtroopers with dark armor. Or maybe just normal stormtroopers and it’s the trick of the lighting.

NOOOO WHAT DID THEY DO TO MUTTON SHOPS

-Also, Disney portrayal of blood (somewhat-ish anyway).

-On a side note, his hair is longer than I thought. Maybe I was stupid for thinking that his hair was just cut short instead of brushed back with actual length.

-Damn that’s some pretty good research done by Thrawn. Although, I’m slightly disappointed that he didn’t just pull out a backup map and compare the two.

-Okay I feel really confused here because I want the Empire to wreck the Rebels’ shit but I also feel sorry for Kallus.

-Dammit Sato, I sense a death flag.

-I mean, I don’t have very good senses of death flags but...

-DAMN THAT HYBERSPACE BLOCK

-Yeah Constantine, do something useful for a change.

LIKE A BOSS

hello i am thrawn and im gonna kick ur rebel scum asses

that smirk be like “ahahahaha fuck you”

Ezra: “nonononono this is not happening this is a nightmare i don’t want to do this i don’t want my friends to die this is horrifying” Kanan: “k”

-Hey, Rex is back.

-Kanan: “I’m a persuasive guy.” Oh really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CnEN1d-9P4&t=2m37s I beg to differ. VERY CONVINCING, NORMAL HUMAN BEING

-Woohoo, large-scale space battle! Finally!

-Bendu: “I told you I don’t take sides.” “I’m taking none of your shit.” “Take this jellybaby and go away.”

-Dammit Constantine or Konstantine, whatever it was.You’re gonna ruin everything.

-He’s like that one guy in an MMORPG who tries to land an impossible kill and destroys his entire team.

-Thrawn: “dammit konstantine, don’t you dare

-(I’m too lazy to look up if his name starts with a C or a K)

-Constantine: “You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad!”

-Annnnnd Sato basically does the Kamikaze. Sorry if I triggered anyone, I know it’s a sensitive subject of past wars, but it was the first thing that jumped to my mind...

Well, I’d say he’s still looking pretty smug there.

-”I will not fight your petty battles.” “Time Lords, sworn to never interfere, only to watch...”

-Damn, he’s cooking up some Force-TimeVortex-storm there.

-So apparently Sabine is coming back for the finale.

Part 2

-Why aren’t they just bombing the planet already

-”This is really Sabine’s baby” what.

-Whoa, nice.

-So why is Thrawn “planning” orbital bombardment? Why isn’t he doing it?

-Alrighty then. I believe in you, Thrawn.

-DAMN.

wow.

Even fireworks are intimidating to some people. Imagine this.

-Imagine you’ve only got one transparent shield to rely on to for protection from green laser hell raining down upon you.

A E S T H E T I C S

-Wow, the Rebels are so gonna d- Thrawn: “They’ve had enough. Cease fire.” Disney, don’t you think you’re taking your main character shields a little too far?

Her face of relief when she realizes Kanan is alive.

-”Oh, all that is only funny because you’re still alive. Now please, come home, love.” SHE SAID LOVE

-SHE SAID LOVE

The background looks like a painting.

-”You and I are not the same, Kallus, as these rebels ara about to learn.” Hope that’s true, Thrawn. Hope that’s true.

-What is it with Interdictors? They’re smaller than Stardestroyers...

-I just looked it up and oh. Oh. It has Gravity Wells, which means it can stop ships from Hyperspace jumping.

-The start of this battle feels like triggering traps with small troopers in Star Wars Commander.

-ATATS

-WHERE YOU ATAT

-sorry

-”Air groups, clear the sky of that... Annoyance.” Thrawn be like bitch

Badass Kanan is badass

-”Looks like the family’s together again.” Space family confirmed.

-Bendu up in the sky like

(Yes, it’s from Doctor Who)

How are they running up there anyway? Does the artificial gravity of the ship extend beyond its shell?

-Why can’t they just use TIE fighters to bomb the jetpack people assuming that they have their shield activated?

Thrawn: Well shit, this wasn’t in my plans.

“Iiiiii might’ve made him angry.”

-p e r s u a s i v e

-”CONCENTRATE FIRE ON THE CENTER OF THE STORM” Well, that’s the first time we heard Thrawn yell, though given the situation, no one would’ve heard him otherwise.