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Next to me(Emmett Cullen)

Chapter 13: the greenhouse

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When we got there it was nothing extravagant. Just a cold ass greenhouse with muggy walls and soaked flowers. Mr. Molina led the group of us in two lines. Stefan and Edward walked behind Rosalie in silent pain while Alice happily looked at all the flowers with Jasper. He didn’t particularly want to be there and the only smile he had was when he was looking at Alice.

“So how long do you have to wear the brace?” Rosa asked.

“I'm still acting because after you phase you heal fast, so technically it's fine but people will want to know why it healed so fast” I explained.

Stefan turned around and started walking backwards as he talked to us. “People come out of car crashes all the time without even a scratch, I think your over estimating how many people will actually notice.”

The way he put it particularly bothered me. I tried not to show it given the fact he had no idea and it wasn't really far to him. “That's not always the case Stefan”

Before Stefan could respond Edward hit him in the back of the head and walked away without a word.

“What was that for?” I asked.

Rosalie shrugged. “He’s just in one of his moods”

I stayed silent after that, not everyone survives car crashes, my parents didn’t so why did I? Rosalie looked at me and tilted her head giving me a concerned look. I flashed her a smile and silently listened to Mr. Molina as he led us through the greenhouse.

I looked up and saw Bella and Edward a couple of feet ahead of us. He looked slightly annoyed with her, in fact they just looked annoyed with each other. “He doesn't look happy” I mumbled to Rosalie.

She shrugged. “Told you, it's just one of his moods”

I rolled my eyes and ended it with that as Tyler came up to me with a huge grin and a cup of brown liquid. “What is that?” I asked.

“Compost tea, dare me to drink it?” I laughed but quickly shook my head no.

Rosalie held a small smile but shook her head too as Mr. Molia shouted at us. “Don't drink it! Its for the plants”

The three of us laughed as Tyler gave it to a rose bush like he was instructed. As he left Damon finally returned from God knows where.

“Here you go beautiful” Damon smiled as he handed Rosalie a white rose. I'm pretty sure she’d be bushing if she could. I smiled at the cute gesture as he walked in between us with his arm around rosalie.

“So are you actually not going to prom?” Damon asked and I just shrugged. I was waiting for Emmett but then again, it's months away and the other humans are acting like they're gonna be beheaded if they don't get a date asap.

“I don’t know…i don't care about school activities” i said trying not to look disappointed that Emmett hasn't even given it a thought about us going together. And loud music and a bunch of teenagers in a crowded room has never been my thing.

“Says the one in marching band,” Damon chuckled. Technically marching season ended before I even joined. Rosalie rolled her eyes at Damon but her expression turned soft as she looked at me. “She’s waiting for my idiot brother to ask”

I blushed and looked down at the ground. I almost fell to said ground as Bella slipped and about took me down with her. Damon quickly wrapped his arm around my front and kept me from falling. Rose gave Bella a nasty look as Damon stabled me.

“Sorry” she mumbled over and over.

“It's fine, what do you want?” I asked . She then looked at me with a panicked look. “Milke Newton asked me to prom”

I smiled and crossed my arms. “I know, your welcome” as Bella's eyes widened Damon and Rosalie tried to fight their laughter.

“Why?!” she asked, panicking like usual.

“What did you say?” Damon asked,

“I told him I was going to Jacksonville”

“What’s in Jacksonville?” Edward said, suddenly appearing next to us. Bella scoffed and walked towards the bus. Edward followed with an annoyed expression.

“He sucks at talking to girls, doesn't he?” I asked. Damon laughed then turned to me. “Your the only one he doesn't suck at talking to” his laughter got worse as his brother and few humans gave him weird looks.

“Calm down Damon,” Stefan sighed. He was ignored as Daomon rested his forehead on Rosalie’s shoulder trying to talk during his fit of lighter. Damon is definitely the definition of the black sheep of the family. His humor and his ‘I dont give a fuck additued’ made him diffrent from the other Cullens.

“He's chasing this girl around like she's something amazing and, and she has the personality of a corn chip” Damon said trying to breathe after his happy attack. “He's so freaking whipped”

Even if Rosalie agreed she still hit his shoulder so he would stop. I laughed knowing it was true about my loving cousin, after that ordeal the three of us walked out of the greenhouse since the trip was over. I said my goodbyes to Damon and Rosalie and headed towards Edward.

“Hey, Buddy” I said playfully, nudging him with my shoulder. He smiled at me but then looked up and frowned as Bella quietly walked around. “Do you like my cousin?”

He raised an eyebrow then smiled. “Do you like my brother?” I looked down and blushed as the real answer ran through my head.

Yes I do, what's your point?”

He chuckled as we walked towards the bus. “You didn’t answer my question” I said to my friend as we stopped at the entrance to the bus. Bella was next to walk up and she looked extremely pissed at the sight she saw. Edward laughing and being ‘normal’ with me really made her blood boil. I didn’t care, she couldn’t tell me who I could and couldn’t be friends with.

“Hey” Alice said softly as she walked up to us with her kind smile. “Are you gonna ride with us?”

Before Bella could answer Edward knocked on the bus door. “No, ours is full” he said bluntly and marched on the bus. I mouthed ‘sorry’ to Bella and got on with Alice.

“Really dude?” I asked with a dry chuckle. Edward sighed as I sat next to him. Alice and Jasper set in the set across from us then Damon and Rosalie sat behind us. After a while Stefan returned as well and sat with me and Edward.

“I just don't know what to say to her,” Edward admitted. I sighed knowing how she felt. Even if I was comfortable with Emmett there were just some things I didn't know how to say.

“Im not good with words either Ed” we both then looked at Stefan. He stayed quiet and shrugged. “My track record sucks, don't come to me for relationship advice”

Our conversation came to a halt as everyone started piling in and the engine started. The bus rumbling made me sick to my stomach. I didn’t know why, I was fine this morning with Emmett but now I feel like I'm about to burst.

Don't crash

I mumbled this in my head over and over as I tapped my foot. Edward places a comforting hand on my shoulder. “Are you okay?” he asked as Stefan looked at me worried too. I shook my head trying to reassure the boys.

“Im fine” I smiled as the bus started to move. Neither one of the boys knew what to do so they looked over to their right where Jasper and Alice were. Jasper looked at me with a kind look and as he did i started to calm down a bit.

The rest of the ride wasn't all that bad Damon continued to make Bella and Edward jokes which did make all of us laugh…all of us except for Edward of course. I felt so weird benign this comfortable with the so called enemy, but I wouldn’t change it for the world now i think about it.

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salvatoreschool · 4 years

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Every The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, and Legacies Ship Ranked

53. Daroline (Damon Salvatore and Caroline Forbes)

Our first ship is our worst ship because we can't find literally anything nice to say about Daroline. Consent issues, mind-control, and death threats are not exactly the stuff of great romance, and Damon should thank his lucky stars Caroline forgave him for this abominable period when they were together.

52. Calaric (Caroline Forbes and Alaric Saltzman)

Ew. Gross. No. Kill it with fire. We've got no idea what The Vampire Diaries was trying to do with this ship, but we hated every second of it, and we're not ashamed to say it. We don't care that years had passed since Caroline was his student or that there were weirder ages gaps on the show, trying to ship a student-teacher relationship feels wrong no matter which way you slice it.

51. Klenevieve (Klaus Mikaelson and Genevieve)

Klenevieve was a blink and you'll miss it kind of ship on The Originals, but it still technically counts. Ultimately though, Klaus and Genevieve's connection was mostly physical, and there were far too many double-crosses and manipulations on both sides of this relationship to give it much credit.

50. Parkwood (Liv Park and Tyler Lockwood)

Liv and Tyler's love story kind of flew under the radar on The Vampire Diaries, but that's probably just because there were like 18 insane storylines happening at once in Season 6. This ship was actually pretty cute, and the only thing keeping it from a better ranking is the fact that Tyler, you know, killed her with his bare hands to activate his werewolf curse.

49. Malaric (Meredith Fell and Alaric Saltzman)

Talk about ships that flew under the radar. Alaric and Meredith Fell shared a brief tryst in Seasons 3 and 4 of The Vampire Diaries, but this relationship always felt like it was built to move the plot forward instead of the other way around. Kind of too snooze-worthy to deserve a good ranking.

48. Menny (Matt Donovan and Penny Ares)

We're not going to pretend like we cared even a little about Matt and Penny's romance on The Vampire Diaries. However, we're also not going to pretend like the scene where Matt hallucinates her ghost and begs her to take him with her after his car crash was anything other than devastating emotional torture that came out of nowhere and has stayed with us to this day.

47. Jolaric (Jo Parker and Alaric Saltzman)

Jo and Alaric really got the rough end of the stick as far as TVD ships go. They'd only just started to find their groove when Jo found out she was pregnant with twins, forcing them into a shotgun wedding that ended in tragedy. If these two had been given the time to start their family together the way they should have, we have no doubt they could have become one of the show's best duos ever. We'll have to settle for them creating one of the best duos ever -- Josie and Lizzie Saltzman!

46. Rizzie (Rafael Waithe and Lizzie Saltzman)

It's hard not to ship all of the Legacies kids with each other considering the great chemistry that cast has, but Rizzie is one we just never loved. Lizzie seems too intense for Rafael, and Raf doesn't exactly seem like the kind of guy that would give her the level of attention and devotion she requires. This ship was kind of a flop in Sesason 1, and we'd prefer it stay that way.

45. Debekah (Damon Salvatore and Rebekah Mikaelson)

Damon and Rebekah shared one night of tearing ballgowns and tuxes off each other, and then it was never really spoken of again. It's hard to properly rank a ship that basically came down to "that one time we had hate sex," but hookups like this were what The Vampire Diaries was built on.

44. Haylijah (Hayley Marshall and Elijah Mikaelson)

We really wanted to rank Haylijah higher on this list, but all the passion and angst in the world can't distract us from the cold hard truth: Hayley and Elijah had issues. Major issues. Not the least of which being that he killed her in the final season of the show. Whether you consider their love story to be one of the best or worst this shared universe ever created, at least you can comfort yourself with the knowledge that they gave it all they had.

43. Klaurora (Klaus Mikaelson and Aurora de Martel)

For as long as we've known Klaus, he was always teetering on the brink of insanity, which is kind of what we loved most about him. Aurora, on the other hand, has been batshit crazy her whole life and it's so not a good look on her. This weird, obsessive, "let's see who can out-crazy the other" romance was not to our taste at all.

42. KymG (Kym and MG)

We can't claim to be huge fans of the romance between Kim and MG on Legacies, though their names fit together so perfectly for a ship name that we almost demand they be endgame based only on that. Unfortunately, the show never really gave them the screen time they needed to get us invested in their love story before Kym decided she'd had enough superantural shenanigans and left Mystic Falls.

41. Elijah Mikaelson and Antoinette Sienna

On every TV show, there are ships that just make us shrug, and Elijah and Antoniette are definitely one of those. They don't even have a ship name, that's forgettable this tryst was. Even with memory loss, hidden pasts, and romantic pinao duets, this couple was kind of just meh.

40. Sizzie (Sebastian and Lizzie Saltzman)

Sebastian and Lizzie may have had potential, but in the end it turned out to be wasted. Their chemistry was off the charts, but like many teenagers swept up in romance, they never really took the time to connect or learn about each other. Maybe that's why they ended on such a sour note. Still, at least Sebastian went out a hero?

39. Jicki (Jeremy Gilbert and Vicki Donovan)

You know, we were really rooting for Jeremy and Vicki when The Vampire Diaries first started. They had that whole, rebels who are too cool for school, but not too cool for love thing going on. Ultimately though, we don't think Vicki would have ever calmed down enough for Jeremy, who was really only pretending to be a wild child to deal with his parents' deaths. This ship just wasn't to be.

38. Maroline (Matt Donovan and Caroline Forbes)

You know those Season 1 ships that you know are never going to make it, but every time you look back on them they make you nostalgic? That's what Maroline is for us. A cute relationship between two characters we love dearly that just never quite fit perfectly together. That being said, if there had been no vampires or life-or-death scenarios in Mystic Falls, Maroline absolutely would have been endgame material.

37. Stalerie (Stefan Salvatore and Valerie Tulle)

Stefan and Valerie had one of the weirdest love stories we've ever seen, but there was still a small part of us that was rooting for them. In a world not besieged by curses and vampire hunters and prison worlds, these two could have really been something! Sadly, Stefan has like five more appealing ships, which is probably why they never really made it that far.

36. Hafael (Hope Mikaelson and Rafael Waithe)

Legacies made a solid attempt to recreate another brotherly love triangle, but we weren't really feeling it with Rafael, Hope, and Landon. Raf and Hope have a great friendship going, but it's probably best left there considering how much more fans seem to prefer her relationship with Landon.

35. Marcille (Marcel Gerard and Camille O'Connell)

Remember when Marcel and Camille were a thing for a hot minute? Neither do we! Sorry to Marcille fans, but though these two had decent chemistry, they just never got a lot of attention as a couple, and so their love story kind of faded into obscurity.

34. Jasie (Jade and Josie Saltzman)

The Vampire Diaries universe sure does love its enemies to lovers ships, doesn't it? Josie and Jade started off on opposing sides in Kai's prison world, but after Jade turned her humanity back on, things started to change between them. At least the sex dreams they started having about each other did. Jade and Josie might be perfect for one another, seeing as they both understand having a dark side that's hard to deny.

33. Carenzo (Caroline Forbes and Enzo St. John)

While Caroline and Enzo never made it past the friendzone, we wouldn't have hated it if they'd had a thing. There was a lack of "epic love story" vibes between them, and when Enzo was at his worst, Caroline brought out the light-hearted, carefree side of him. Plus, all things considered, he really was her type - morally scrupulous Brit, who would burn the world down for the people he loves -- why does that sound familiar?

32. Mizzie (M.G. and Lizzie Saltzman)

Every day we go back and forth on whether MG and Lizzie are soulmates or whether they're the perfect best friend duo of all time. Could they possibly be both? Sure, Lizzie takes MG for granted sometimes, and MG can be a little thoughtless sometimes, but that doesn't mean these two aren't connected in a deep, meaningful way that most people can only dream of.

31. Noralise (Nora and Mary-Louise)

Though we only got them for one season, Nora and Mary-Louise had us from the moment they said hello. We do love a bad girl, and two bad girls together? We're toast! Our favorite thing about this ship is that while it was clear Nora and Mary-Louise didn't care about much in this world, they cared about each other, and that was more than enough for them.

30. Klayley (Klaus Mikaelson and Hayley Marshall)

When The Originals first premiered, we were sure Klaus and Hayley would eventually fall in love and live happily ever after with their precious loophole baby, but ultimately these two just weren't meant to be anything more than one really hot night. That being said, watching them as co-parents just proves that not all ships need to be romantic to work.

29. Rope (Roman Sienna and Hope Mikaelson)

Roman and Hope's sweet, timid flirtation on The Originals was like a breath of fresh air after some of the intense, life-changing, epic love stories we'd been getting for five straight years. Rope -- whoever came up with that ship name was having too much fun that day -- would have ranked higher if the whole relationship wasn't just Roman's ploy to get close to Hope's family.

28. Stebekah (Stefan Salvatore and Rebekah Mikaelson)

The Vampire Diaries had the best flashbacks on TV, hands down, partially because when your characters have lived for centuries, you can really mix things up. One of said mix-ups was the revelation that Stefan and Rebekah had been an item back in the 1920s, and while their romance is probably best left in the age of prohibition, it was always one of our favorites.

27. Hizzie (Hope Mikaelson and Lizzie Saltzman)

Hope and Lizzie would definitely have that whole "enemies to lovers" thing going for them if they ever decided to take the plunge together. The bond we've seen these two develop over the course of Legacies has been so wonderful to watch, and while at the moment we prefer them as badass besties, we wouldn't hate to see them head towards romantic territory someday.

26. Janna (Jeremy Gilbert and Anna Zhu)

When The Vampire Diaries first paired Jeremy and Anna together, we thought our little vampire-loving hearts would give out. They were both so damaged and dark and alone in the world that they somehow fit perfectly together. Not even multiple deaths could keep them apart! Losing this one was hard, but at least ghost Anna came back to hang out occasionally.

25. Datherine (Damon Salvatore and Katherine Pierce)

Call us crazy, but even through all the craziness and manipulation, there seemed to be a spark of something between Damon and Katherine that was just undeniable. Maybe it was the fact that they both put up a dark and diabolical front to mask their real feelings about the way their lives turned out. This wasn't a ship for the ages, but it certainly was a pairing we'll remember forever.

24. Kennett (Kol Mikaelson and Bonnie Bennett)

You know a fandom is strong when it can build a ship of dreams out of like 2 episodes and 10 lines of dialogue, but that's about all Bonnie Bennett and Kol Mikaelson ever shared. And yet somehow, Kennett is always going to feel like the one that got away in terms of ships that totally should've happened but never did.

23. Klamille (Klaus Mikaelson and Camille O'Connell)

Despite their messy ending, Klaus and Camille's relationship showed us sides of each character that we otherwise would never have seen. Though it was missing some of the passion usually found in The Vampire Diaries and The Originals ships, it was still absolutely heartbreaking to watch Klaus lose a woman who meant so much to him when Cami died.

22. Jandon (Josie Saltzman and Landon Kirby)

This short-lived romance between Josie and Landon may not have been super popular with fans, but it was perfectly in character for both these self-sacrificing loners to find their way to one another. It may not have been a romance for the ages, but it was an age-appropriate and utterly endearing one, and that's good enough for us!

21. Kolvina (Kol Mikaelson and Davina Claire)

As one of the few ships that managed to make it out of The Originals series finale alive, we have to give Kol and Davina props. Their love story survived multiple deaths, body-swaps, and that pesky problem of Kol accidentally murdering Davina that one time. We want nothing more than peace and happiness for eternity for these two crazy kids.

20. Jalaric (Jenna Sommers and Alaric Saltzman)

While some believe Alaric's love life is cursed, those of us who watched the early years of The Vampire Diaries know better. Alaric will simply never find someone as perfect for him as Jenna Sommers, which means he's destined to fall in and out of subpar ships forever. Poor guy, it's rough when your soulmate dies so early on in the first of three sequential shows.

19. Klefan (Klaus Mikaelson and Stefan Salvatore)

This one's another ship was never technically canon, but as far as we're concerned that was a GRAVE mistake. Klaus and Stefan had chemistry coming out of their ears, and you're seriously trying to tell us that nothing happened between these two during their days of debauchery in the 1920s? Yeah right, you're not fooling us!

18. Jayley (Jackson Kenner and Hayley Marshall)

Jackson and Hayley may not have had the passion and the fire that some of the best TVD ships boasted, but they had something that very few other pairings had: A rock-solid friendship built on trust and understanding that grew organically into true love. Considering how crazy their world was, they both needed a relationship like this to keep them sane, which is maybe why we ended up loving it so much?

17. Kalijah (Katherine Pierce and Elijah Mikaelson)

Katherine and Elijah only shared maybe a handful of scenes together over the entire course of The Vampire Diaries, but they're somehow one of three ships we would have watched an entire spin-off about. Their love stood the test of time and somehow overcame hybrid-sized grudges, and that's about as romantic as it gets.

16. Rebel (Rebekah Mikaelson and Marcel Gerard)

Though we love Marcel and Rebekah (especially when we think about the day they both take the cure and grow old together), this couple had one major problem... One of them wasn't on the show all that often, which meant their romance faded to the background every time Rebekah left town -- which was a lot. We'll put this in the category of ships that were done dirty by logistical, behind-the-scenes stuff.

15. Bamon (Bonnie Bennett and Damon Salvatore)

The Bamon saga was one of the most topsy-turvey things to follow on The Vampire Diaries, but we loved every minute of it. From shipping them a little bit in Season 1 to hating everything about it in Season 3, to watching them grow into best buds in Season 6, Bonnie and Damon went on a journey unparalleled by any other ship in the TVDu. Do we kind of wish they'd given romance a try? Sure. Are we going to let that invalidate how awesome their story was? No way.

14. Gialijah (Gia and Elijah Mikaelson

We're probably going to get some hate for this, but if we had to pick between all of Elijah's ships, Gialijah would probably win out. Sure, they weren't star-crossed lovers or centuries-old flames, but if you're looking for a healthy dynamic (of which Elijah was sorely lacking) with great chemistry and some awesome scenes, Gialijah is the ship for you.

13. Handon (Hope Mikaelson and Landon Kirby)

Hope and Landon are kind of the Stelena of Legacies. Not a pairing that we think will be endgame (no matter how heartbroken that will leave us), but integral to the DNA of the series nonetheless. We're content to enjoy this sweet couple strive for their happy ending, and we'll even root for them most of the time as they grow up together and figure out this crazy supernatural world.

12. Jaiden (Josh Rosza and Aiden)

Oh, Josh and Aiden... the ship that was too pure for this world. Literally. Though both these characters bit the dust before all was said and done on The Originals, their love story was super sweet, and, hey, at least we got to see them reunite in the afterlife!

11. Beremy (Bonnie and Jeremy)

If any of you ever had a crush on your older brother or sister's friends, you'll understand our undying love for Beremy. There was something so cathartic about watching Bonnie realize that Jeremy had grown up to be a sweet, sexy, utterly dateable guy instead of Elena's annoying little brother. Even though the didn't end up together, they deserve a high ranking in this list of epic ships.

10. Posie (Penelope Park and Josie Saltzman)

Considering how few episodes of Legacies Penelope was in before she bounced, it's remarkable that so many people fell so deep in love with the Posie ship. We guess there's just something intoxicating about a bad girl who will do bad things for the girl she loves. If you come for Josie, Penelope will come for you!

9. Steferine (Stefan Salvatore and Katherine Pierce)

Is it weird that we always kind of thought Stefan and Katherine would end up together when all was said and done? Don't get us wrong, that relationship was toxic at best, but when they were on screen together, you just couldn't pull your eyes away from them. It was like watching a really sexy, complicated train wreck in action.

8. Forwood (Caroline Forbes and Tyler Lockwood)

Considering how often Caroline and Tyler were separated (by distance, evil hybrids, or opposing loyalties), it's pretty impressive that they were still one of the most memorable ships from The Vampire Diaries. It some mixed the sweetness of Maroline with the passion of Klaroline, creating a happy middle ground for fans to enjoy.

7. Freelin (Freya Mikaelson and Keelin Malraux)

Did we really understand the term OTP before Freelin existed? We doubt it. Freya and Keelin had their ups and downs on The Originals, to be sure, but through it all, there was never a doubt in our minds that these two strong, smart, sexy women were absolutely made for one another. Knowing they're living out their happily ever after in New Orleans with a cute little baby named Nik is the only thing that gets us through the day sometimes.

6. Steroline (Stefan Salvatore and Caroline Forbes)

Considering how many ships exist in this universe, it's shocking that Steroline is one of only a handful to make it down the aisle. Poor Stefan seemed doomed to be forever locked in a love triangle with his brother until Caroline Forbes entered his life. Not only did he no longer have to deal with love triangle BS, he got to marry his best friend, who he knew would support him through thick and thin. If only it hadn't taken them so long to figure out how awesome they could be together.

5. Benzo (Bonnie Bennett and Enzo St. John)

Sometimes it's hard to ship characters that are thrown together at the end of a series as opposed to the beginning, but that was not the case with Bonnie and Enzo. One minute they were two characters who'd never really interacted much, and the next they were epic loves who built a strong relationship built on trust, compassion, and a lot of laughter. Honestly, they fit so well together even we were surprised by it!

4. Stelena (Stefan Salvatore and Elena Gilbert)

Of all the ships to ever grace our screens over the years, there was something truly special about Stefan and Elena. Maybe it's because we associate their love story with some of the best years The Vampire Diaries ever had, or maybe their connection really was just too epic for words. Whatever the case, Stelena was one for the history books, and we dare you to say different.

3. Hosie (Hope Mikaelson and Josie Saltman)

It might seem weird to put a ship that's not, technically speaking, canon (yet!) so high on our list, but we absolutely won't apologize for it. Putting aside the obvious fact that these girls are definitely, majorly, into each other, Hope and Josie have proven over and over again that they not only understand each other on a deep, intimate level, they also care enough about one another to go to the ends of the earth to keep each other safe and happy. That kind of devotion when paired with a healthy, supportive dynamic is a killer combination.

2. Klaroline (Klaus Mikaelson and Caroline Forbes)

Klaus and Caroline never really got the timing right, but maybe that's what makes this ship one of the best in the history of The Vampire Diaries universe. They were enemies, they were lovers, and they were kind of even friends for a minute there, and the fact that they never really got a chance to be together only makes this ship more EPIC. Plus, it's kind of impossible not to swoon when a guy declares he'll be your last love.

1. Delena (Damon Salvatore and Elena Gilbert)

Was there ever any doubt that this list would end here? Whether you loved Delena or not, there's no denying this couple was iconic, and a large part of The Vampire Diaries' success was built on their love story. Sure, we would have preferred for them to not have different versions of the same fight for four seasons in a row, but that doesn't mean we don't still get major chills whenever we rewatch their first kiss or their series finale happily ever after.

#Legacies #TheOriginals #TheVampireDiaries #TVD #Hosie #Posie #Handon #Delena #Stelena #Haylijah #Klaroline #Klamille #Freelin #JuliePlec #TheCW

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gianniisantetokounmpo · 2 years

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Naww it's ok :((( but yeah sorry you got such shitty anon, sending you love 💚

Also I'm sending this in ask form cuz I don't wanna bombard your response to my previous ask gchhvh plus I have so much to say aaaaaa

Technically the album got released an hour before my informatics class but I had English class so I missed it too ;-; sad timez for us... But hey we were blessed by Abel and his new album <333 he indeed never disappoints *chef's kiss*

OMG Superbowl 🥺🥰❤️ the way he used transitions for that performance was PERFECTION AAAAAAAA and of course I loved it too <333333 I meannn any of his live performances are so f*cking good

Yeah the Lil Wayne Collab was underwhelming indeed... Which is why I asked you because I thought I couldn't be the only one who thinks that... The song overall is good but when his part came it was just... Not it :/ but omg the Tyler Collab was AMAZING <333 I too wish he had a longer verse but still!! It's amazing

His vocals were also great!! Funnily enough, your Depeche Mode comment reminded me of when I actually played Gasoline during lunch yesterday for my parents and my dad told me that he sounds more British during that song gvbbbvv idk it made me think of that!!

Oh and I cannot shut up about the 80s synthpop elements like???? Yknow how much I ADORE Daft Punk (I miss them so much ;-;) and seeing how Abel is still influenced by them makes my heart so warm 🥺💞 speaking of DP and Abel together I'll definitely relisten to Starboy and I Feel It Coming rn <33333 I can't choose a fave either from Dawn FM aaaaa it's THAT good of an album 🥰

And speaking of potential collabs, a ye X Abel song would be the death of me fr tchgvgcvv I'D LISTEN TO THAT SONG FOR EVER AND CRY AND BE HAPPY 🥰 same goes for the potential Frank collab hehe :3

Anyways that was so long 😭😭😭 but yeah love you H 💚 and thank you for your response to my previous ask <3

Yeah, that's sad but before answering the ask in detail a note: if you don't like the album it's fine. if you like it, it's fine 🤷🏽‍♀️ I love synths and mj personally so I loved listening to the album + daft punk influences were great. 🤷🏽‍♀️ rest under the cut 💜

Damn, that's a bummer but I'm glad you got to listen to his album even if it's an hour late! Anyway I loved the album bc it was a nice experience plus I've been getting into 80s synth pop (and this album makes me wanna listen to it more!)

Yeah I personally loved the superbowl a lot although many didn't like. Abel can't dance (that's okay), but the visuals and set up were stunning. Transitions and choir were so good too!

Yeah I don't like that song much from the album ahahhahha, his verse was v underwhelming and I don't think I'll ever like that song. Tyler one was my fav ngl, it's just so GOOOD. Yeah, damn we were kinda robbed with the longer verse... but Lil Wayne one threw me off so much sjjsks

His vocals without autotune sound v angelic ngl, his live stuff are amazing 🙏🏽 AND yeah, he did! He sounded British and I liked it ngl although it threw me off at the initial listens hahahahha

80s definitely is like one of my fav eras to like listen properly... I wasn't born at that time sadly and at the place where I'm living we just listen to a lot of regional songs 😔 I'm glad I got into 80s songs tho, they're such gems 🙏🏽 daft punk is one of your absolute favs HAHAHA, I know how much this project means to you! 80s sound in I feel it coming and starboy (had a lil bit of influences i think?) probably laid a nice foundation for after hours and then dawn fm. I liked all songs except the lil wayne one, kinda like a skip track for me

Ye production and Abel vocals would slap. Plus Abel's hooks were great in dawn fm, so I would love to see what ye and abel would do with hooks. I can picture frank and abel singing soulful songs... I might end up crying lSJHSJS

That was long 👁👄👁, but I love answering asks like this so please don't hesitate to drop in when you want to💜 have a nice day!!

#long post #ask #samlammers

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incorrectsotm · 4 years

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Tachyon: We should probably order food if we're gonna be here all night.

Wraith: Sounds good, you guys want Chinese?

Legacy: Yeah that'd be great.

Wraith: OK, let's do Ming Mu's they close in five minutes so just tell me what you want to order and I'll call it in.

Tachyon: Uh, I'll have the General Tsao's combo.

Legacy: uh sorry do they have a menu?

Wraith: ...I mean theoretically, but it's a Chinese restaurant so, you know, they have Chinese food.

Legacy: Ok well let me just look at that and then I can decide.

Wraith: Well they aren't on yelp so there is no menu to look at, but even if there was it's Chinese food. You wouldn't need a menu if you were ordering pizza.

Legacy: Wait are we ordering pizza? Then I'll definitely need to see a menu.

Wraith: NO! We are not ordering pizza! We have exactly 4 minutes until this place closes alright!? We're not getting pizza and even if we were none of you should need a menu! It's the same toppings forever, always, everywhere! And we should all know, in general, what we like by now! You've had Chinese food before!

Legacy: I- I- I don't know! I'm not sure!

Wraith: You're not sure!?

Bunker: Come to think of it I really would like to take a look at a menu, because what if I want to change things up?

Wraith: Tyler if you want to live in a fantasy world where you make new and exciting decisions be my guest, but we both know when the chips are down you're getting beef and broccoli, pork fried rice, and an egg roll like YOU ALWAYS DO!

Tachyon: What if they don't have general Tsao's though?

Wraith: THEY WILL HAVE GENERAL TSAO's!

Legacy: But what if they don't?

Tachyon: What if they don't?

Wraith: I promise you; they will have something exactly like General Tsao's.

Legacy: I just don't what I want unless I pick it off a menu.

Wraith: Ok. Okokok that's fine. Using the power of your imagination construct a menu in your mind's eye construct a menu consisting of all the chinese food meals you have enjoyed over your long lives. Then using that mental menu, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO ORDER!

Bunker: ...What if they don't have dumplings?

Legacy: (Gasps) what if they don't have dumplings?

Wraith: AS. GOD. ABOVE. IS MY WITNESS, TYLER. THEY WILL HAVE DUMPLINGS!

Tachyon: But are they on the menu because it would be really rude to ask if it wasn't on the menu.

Wraith: MENUS ARE FOR COWARDS AND SIMPLETONS TACHYON! Person's of character look in their heart and know what they want to order.

Legacy: So you always know what you want to order?

Wraith: I haven't looked at a menu in 24 years.

Bunker: Bullshit.

Wraith: Try me.

Bunker: Thai.

Wraith: Pad sei yu and thai iced tea.

Tachyon: Indian.

Wraith: Chicken Tandoori in garlic.

Legacy: Italian.

Wraith: Chicken parm.

Legacy: They're out of chicken.

Wraith: Chicken piccada.

Legacy: Go to hell.

Wraith: YOU. FIRST.

Tachyon: A genie grants you 3 wishes.

Wraith: World's greatest sorcerer, new magic lamp, freedom for the first genie.

Legacy: You're at a diner where you can mix and match. Menu's ten pages.

Wraith: Cheeseburger deluxe, medium well, bacon and grilled onions, waffle fries, failing that curly fries, failing that regular fries and a CHOCOLATE GODDAMN MILKSHAKE.

Tachyon: You're gonna give yourself a heart attack!

Wraith: YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK! 2 MINUTES!!!

Legacy: So you order the same meal every time!?

Wraith: I order the BEST meal every time.

Bunker: YOU'D HAVE A CHEESEBURGER FOR BREAKFAST!?

Wraith: GLADLY!

Tachyon: What if you're not in the mood for a cheeseburger!?

Wraith: Then I'd be in the mood for a western omelet, with cheddar cheese, whole wheat toast, fries, a cup of coffee with half and half, and I WOULDN'T NEED A MENU TO KNOW IT!

Tachyon: YOU ONLY HAVE 2 MOODS!? IS THAT IT!?

Wraith: 2 MOODS IS ENOUGH FOR ANYBODY!!!!!

Legacy: YOU'RE INSANE!

Wraith: 1 MINUTE LEFT!!!!!!!!!

Tachyon: General Tsao's combo.

Legacy: Wonton soup.

Bunker: Beef and broccoli, pork fried rice, and an egg roll.

Wraith: I KNEW IT YOU SLIME! (Calls the restaurant) Weneeda#1a#3a#5a#7awontonsoupandaneggroll forpickupthankyousomuchhaveagreatnight. (Hangs up) You fuck.

(Stunned silence)

Tachyon: You know an eggroll is technically a sandwich.

Wraith: Oh, go to hell.

#the wraith #tachyon #bunker #legacy #incorrect quotes #collegehumor #my favorite sketch ever #sentinels of the multiverse #SOTM

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countrywizard1234 · 2 years

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Cobra Kai

Part 12

Julia walked to school. She was happy with her decision between the boy she liked. She was whistling and going about her day. Then she heard a noise. It was a sort of scream. But it sounded like a happy please. She turned the corner and saw two people. The girl was on top of the boy and the girl was moaning.

"Tyler????" Said Julia loudly. Tyler looked passed the girl on top of him and the girl looked back to Julia.

"Sam!!?" Shouted Julia again.

Yesterday...

Tyler and Sam did as they were told and went to look for all the miyagi dos.

"I'll text my friend, hawk. We can tell him that miyagi do is open." Said Sam as she reached for her phone. "And... Done." Then she turned to Tyler and did a big smile.

Tyler liked hawk. The only time he ever saw him was when hawk beat up Robby which was epic.

"What's the miyagi do kids like anyways?" Asked Tyler.

Sam looked down to think. "Well, hawk is a pretty cool guy. He's very confident in himself. He's friends with a guy named Demetri. Demetri isn't that confident but he's smart and funny. Chris is just an ordinary guy who wants to fight for himself. Then there's me. My favorite out of the bunch."

"It's my favorite too." Mumbled Tyler. Sam smiled. But then said "what did you say?"

Tyler shook his head. "Nothing."

They arrived at demetri's house. They knocked on the door.

"Ah, come in my friend." Said Demetri to Sam. Then he looked at Tyler. "Who's this?"

"That's Tyler. A new miyagi do recruit." Said Sam and she looked back and smirked at Sam.

"Well any miyagi do is a friend of mine." Said Demetri.

Tyler walked in.

"So does that mean miyagi do is open still?" Asked demetri. Tyler nodded.

"Well technically it's not." Said Sam. Then Tyler and Demetri looked at her confusingly. "In chozens word!" Said Sam. Surprised at her friends.

They all laughed. Sam leaned on a small table and the table tilted. When the table fell over she stopped laughing and started screaming but Tyler caught her.

They stopped like that for a good few seconds staring into each other's eye. She blushed.

"um thanks... Sorry about you your table, Demetri." Said Sam guilty.

Demetri threw his hand out. "Aw, it's nothing. My mom's rich. Even bought Eli some hair gel." Then he laughed at his joke. Eli didn't have hair that could be gelled....

"Well see you tomorrow Demetri. It's apparently the new miyagi do." Said Sam and chuckled.

"It was nice to meet you." Said Tyler.

Demetri said bye to them and Sam and Tyler walked out. They started walking down the road to hawks house. They soon told everyone and went to grab a drink.

"So what do you friends need today?" Said a waiter.

"I'll have some sweet tea." Said Sam.

"I'll have a coke." Said Tyler.

The waiter wrote it down and then looked back up. "Your pay is going to be $7.99, who's paying today?"

Sam reached for her purse but Tyler put his hand on her hand. His heart started to race when they touched. He never touched a girl he liked.

"I'll.. I'll pay." Said Tyler looking at the waiter. Sam looked up confused.

"Okay." He grabbed the money from Tyler. "I'll be right back with the drinks and your change, sir." Then the waiter walked away.

"Oh, Tyler, you didn't have to do that." Said Sam.

Tyler nodded. "I know. But I wanted too."

Tyler left his hand on hers the whole time they drank. He wasn't sure if she noticed or not but it felt good.

The next day...

Tyler woke up really early. Almost 6 o'clock because of a loud ringing.

He reached for his phone and answered it.

"hello?" Said Tyler with his drowsy voice.

"Hey, Tyler. Can we talk?" Said Sam.

"Um, sure. Talk away."

"No not on the phone. Meet me at the alley way across from school."

Before Tyler could say anything she hung up. "okay..." Said Tyler to himself.

He got dressed and snuck out of the house. He met at the spot and saw Sam sitting on a dumpster.

"Hey Tyler." Then she patted the spot next to her on the dumpster. Showing that he wanted Tyler to sit next to her.

Tyler hopped up with her.

"Tyler... I'm just going to come straight out with it. I know you like me... But... I don't like you." Said Sam.

Tyler was shook. He was having trouble breathing.

"Then... Why am I.... Why did you tell me to come here?" Asked Tyler.

Sam shrugged.

Tyler sat there next to her. Not knowing if you to move or not.

"No. You wouldn't have woke me up at 6 and told me to come in an alley way for a rejection. You..." He turned to stare her in the eyes. "You do like me..."

Sam breathed hard. "I know! I do. But I don't want to. I can't date.... You... No one likes you and they'll think I'm weird."

Tyler smiled. At least she liked him. "No one has to know if you date me Sam." Tyler put a hand on her thigh. "You know, other than that time I touched your hand at the restaurant, this is the first time I've touched a girl."

She turned to him with her mouth wide opened and eyes wide. "Really?". Tyler nodded. She turned to face him.

"Touch me, wherever you want." Said Sam. She jumped down and spread her legs and spread her arms. Tyler looked her up and down. His eyes immediately went to her boobs. He jumped down and took a deep breath. He reached his hand out and squeezed it. It was very exciting.

Sam rolled her eyes. "Of course that's the first place you touch. My turn. It's a good thing we just turned 16."

She got on her knees. She reached for Tyler's dick which was super big right now because of Sam. She unzipped his fly and pulled his dick out. Then she started sucking on it. She chocked on it a lot and Tyler kept pushing her head to help her.

She paused and looked up at him. With white stuff on her lips. "It's bigger than I thought." She continued sucking.

Then she stood up and pressed against Tyler. Tyler put his hands around her and moved it down to her butt and squeezed. She moaned a little.

Then Tyler slowly took off her shirt and then her bra and started squeezing her tits. She was rubbing his dick. She put her hands on the dumpster and pulled down her pants. Tyler knew what was happening. He put his dick inside her and went forward and backwards, forward and backward.

"auh, mmmm, auh auh. Auuuhhh Harder, harder!" Said Sam.

Tyler went faster and harder. Slapping her butt.

Then they moved to the ground and Sam got on top of his dick. Up and down up and down. She started moaning so loud and shouting "fuck". This was the best day of Tyler's life.

Julia looked away when she saw Tyler naked.

"Sam. I need to talk to you. Alone." Said Julia.

Sam groaned and got off Tyler and walked Julia. They went out of earshot with Tyler.

"Sam! What the hell!" Whispered Julia.

"What? I like him! We're the same age. We're old enough to do that!" Whispered Sam, still naked. Julia didn't really care though because she was a girl too.

"Did you even use condoms???" Said Julia. Sam froze. Julia face palmed. "I can't believe you."

"But my period happened 22 days ago. It's a higher chance I won't be pregnant. Besides that's when my mom and dad do it. It's unprotected and I've had no other sibling. I'm fine." Said Sam.

Julia rolled her eyes. "Okay but you guys better get to school. I wonder what your dad thinks happened to you."

"Oh I told him I was going to school early." Said Sam.

Julia walked pass Sam and walked to school. "They are disgusting." Mumbled Julia to herself.

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