#linasobsessions

[jamminvroomvroom]

Nah I'm about to fight all of these Hating anons

No one speaks to my wife like that and you will pay for it 😤

love u baby

#hugs and kisses for my wife #linasobsessions #lina tag #ask

[barznasty]

MATHEW BARZAL

@barzzal

between halls and thin walls (series)

@holy-pucks

breed

@hockeylvr59

bruises (2)

@hookingminor

calling all my lovelies

@hockeywhy

caught in the middle (series)

@idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

dive mon petit sex (with my ex)

@keepy-uppy

girl next door

@plasticfilth

hurts so good

@devil-in-those-eyes

reasons

MATTHEW TKACHUK

@davidpastrsnack

back for more

@troubatrain

bad behavior

@letstalkabouthockey

consequences (series)

@barfzal

dreamin’ slow

@linasobsessions

our journey

@twinklelilstarkey

relieved

@baevillier

serve and protect

@thebluenoteblog

temperamental

SIDNEY CROSBY

@barzzal

call me crosby (series) take me as i am

@oleksiaksjamie

forever and almost always

@nhl-imagines-posts

nhl ex-boyfriends

@holy-pucks

on display

ANTHONY BEAUVILLIER

@matbarzyy

bliss i’m yours

JAMIE OLEKSIAK

@twinklelilstarkey

flirting warmth

TYLER SEGUIN

@thebluenoteblog

just trust me

NOLAN PATRICK

@butgilinsky

i’ve been looking for you

#fic rec #nhl imagine #fic recs

[ivyglow]

Let me get one thing straight (and no its not me):

Barzy deserves an incredible dick suck after this game. And I'd be more than happy to do so 💳💥💳💥💳💥

#im ready let me do it #mat barzal #mel answers #linasobsessions

[joshsandersons]

Ooo lil ✨Scenario✨ after that Matty gif

Imagine you just started dating and you are having a movie night. After the last movie he gets up first to get ready for bed. Since its the first time for you sleeping over at his apartment so you're not entirely comfortable with each other yet. And he stretches his shoulder out and just like in the gif his lil tummy is showing while his shirt moves up. Without thinking about it you reach out and tickle the strip of skin showing, making him giggle. It's the first time you hear him truly giggle and you decide it's one of your favorite sounds now

jsjzuzzuy stop this is so cute omg 😭

#linasobsessions #answered #matthew tkachuk

[mistressemmedi]

Are u really asking? There's only one driver that lacks talent and also drives a fucking tractor

#Linasobsessions #q&a

[rhude-boy]

I very much agree with your statement that Daniel has g spot hands

Sincere regards,

A daniel whore

thank you so much for agreeing with me in this unhinged matter.

i’ve got a few things to get off my mind about this particular topic:

first of all, his hands are big. like big big. hope you know what they say about men with big hands, noses and feet…

then his fingers? so long and his nails are always pampered; man takes care of himself (he waxes, too, ugh. cue to me daydreaming about his happy trail) and there is nothing sexier than that. there would be if he allowed me to- shush. those fingers are simply created for one important purpose: to be g spot fingers and to please and to be sucked on.

it is rather crucial for us daniel whores to stand united as one and proud in matters like this.

yours sincerely,

another thirsty bitch for daniel <3

p.s: no one can tell me that his hands wouldn’t make a prettier necklace around my neck than a swarovski one. i will simply not believe them.

#i presented this answer as if it were my thesis proposal #i would write about daniel’s hands if i could. id need to research how much of my hypotheses are true and there is one way to find out- #hands for days #g spot fingers. #dr #.ask #linasobsessions #.txt

[kolsmikaelson]

They probably talking about k*ne

...are you telling me someone had a kid with that?

#that being k*ne #tw pkane #linasobsessions #caitee answers asks !

[redbullseb]

Hellloooo!

I've heard of your predicament with liking football teams. And all I will say is that bayern is evil. Why would you want a club that takes away precious players from other teams just to suck the life out of them and leave them back on the side of the road. So pls. Bvb is the better choice. Who doesn't love the underdogs who you will love and cherish all your life with one of the best fanbases in all of football

hi there!

Why would you want a club that takes away precious players from other teams just to suck the life out of them and leave them back on the side of the road

i have red bull racing brainrot and drink tifosi juice regularly, hope this helps 😽

#i am checking out bvb as we speak dw but the numerous people telling me Not to do something is going to make me do it out of spite #ames likes bayern gate? #ask #linasobsessions

[littlemortals]

Nhl (4+1) recommendations

Because I love these fics I thought why not to make a little list of recommendations

(some of these are 5+1)

Matthew Tkachuk:

4 times Matthew’s family knew he was in love + 1 time he confesses his love by @josty

The four times you took care of Matthew and the one time he gets to take care of you by @stardusttkachuk

It’s not that bad by @sorryjustafangirl

Are you sure about that? by @linasobsessions

I hate you by @lam-ila

Four times you sat in Matthew’s chair + the one time they called him out by @extratragic

4 times you faked a relationship + 1 time you didn’t by @hockeywhy

Mathew  Barzal:

Four Times Mat Almost Told You How He Feels And The One Time He Did by @fallinallincurls

Bad luck charm  by @matwith1t

Steal my love by @tysonjost-taylorsversion

Five times everyone knew Mat loved you & the time he realize himself by @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

Our song by @generallybarzy

Not a perfect proposal by @myhockeyworld87

Frederik Andersen:

Maybe it was fate by @ghstandpucks

Tyson Jost:

The holidate by @hookingminor

Olympic bound by @ghstandpucks

Dancing around feelings by @tysonjost-taylorsversion

Andrei Svetšnikov:

Fake numbers and date numbers by @matsbarzal

Nathan Mackinnon:

The night everything changed by @ghstandpucks

Four Times Nate Embraces Hot Boy Summer And The One Time He Falls in love by @fallinallincurls

David Pastrnak:

5 times the team told him he was in love + 1 time he realized it by @mainlypastrnaksbae 

Jesperi Kotkaniemi:

Five times you pull tiktok pranks on him, and the one time he pulls one on you by @ilyasorokinn

Joel Farabee:

Fell in love with you in stages by @antoineroussel

Sebastian Aho:

I thought you’d never say it by @hockeyshitandstuff

Puck me by @sydnikov

Sideny Crosby:

What love feels like by @laurenairay

Elias Pettersson:

Five Times Elias Pettersson was Teased for Being Whipped and One Time He Wasn’t by @oleksiak-pettersson

Erik Johnson:

Annoying little brother by @ghstandpucks

Travis Dermott:

4 times you thought he would kiss you + 1 time he did by @denis-scorianov

All the authors mentioned in this have other amazing fics so make sure to check them out!

@mitch-slap tagging you bc you said you like these:)

If you have some other 4+1 fics that you like please send them to me!:)

#nhl imagine #nhl x reader #nhl fics #travis dermott #sidney crosby imagine #elias pettersson imagine #erik johnson imagine #sebastian aho imagine #sebastian aho x reader #joel farabee x reader #nathan mackinnon x reader #nathan mackinnon imagine #frederik andersen imagine #tyson jost x reader #tyson jost imagine #mathew barzal imagine #matthew tkachuk imagine #matthew tkachuk x reader #andrei svechnikov imagine #david pastrnak imagine

[jamminvroomvroom]

For the ask game 👀👀

Raspberry, charcoal, navy, lilac, steel, sapphire, carmine <33333, forest, mulberry and lemon

*borat voice* MY WIFE!!!! i love u yes i will marry u yes we should have more sexy times yes i love u yes i am stupid hugs hugs hugs 💟💟💟💟

#linasobsessions #lina #ask #ask game thingy

[ivyglow]

This picture gives me such dad!Matty vibes. He's laying down for his pregame nap and taking your daughter with him (because she's such a daddy's girl). Meanwhile you prepare his pregame meal and lunch for you and your little one. When you get to the bedroom to wake him up this is sight you're presented with

pre-game naps would definitely be with his baby girl and when he can get you to agree you’re in too! he would feel like winning already with his two girls around 

#mels mutuals #linasobsessions #matthew tkachuk #baby fever train #thots #long live the queue

[joshsandersons]

EXCUSE ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RANGERS NOW 😳😂

OK SO BASICALLY,

it all started this morning when it was announced that deangelo was placed on waivers and everyone was really happy, obviously. we were all having a little celebration. THEN, someone tweeted this;

so then it got out that one of his teammates punched him, honestly it’s about time and i’m surprised it didn’t happen any sooner. everyone was trying to figure out who it was, and then multiple sources came out and said deangelo was mad because of the loss and mad at Georgiev for letting it happen basically, and deangelo said something to him and they started fighting. so obviously we were all like ‘yes amazing we love him’ and we do still, BUT it’s also rumored that Kreider was the one that punched deangelo. aka give Kreider the c and Georgiev the vezina yes yes

it’s also coming out now that the organization was actually worried about how deangelo would act in the locker room towards K’Andre Miller. so basically it took deangelo fighting people on the team to get him sent to the waivers, but not the fact that they were actually SCARED about how he was going to treat K’Andre.

in conclusion, fuck the rangers organization.

#linasobsessions #answered #i’m sorry i went off but had to show the receipts

[mistressemmedi]

I wanna slap them as well. Or steal cause ✨shiny✨

All of us:

#linasobsessions #q&a #f1

[nhlfics]

Matthew  Tkachuk Fics

All Night, I’ll Riot With You by mattyanonwrites

Are You Sure About That? by linasobsessions

Baby Girl by ahockeywrites

Baby I’m Yours by ahockeywrites

Bruises by honeybearbarzal

Can You Stay Up All Night? by mattyanonwrites

Christmas in Calgary by honeybearbarzal

Come and See Me by tkafuckit

Delicate by mynameismrsniallhoran

Filth by thirteenisles

Five Times You Shared A Bed With Your Best Friend Plus One Time You Didn’t by broadstbroskis

4 Times He Almost Kissed You + 1 Time He Did by tkafuckit

4 Times He Almost Proposed + 1 Time He Really Did by hockeywhy

4 Times Matthew’s Family Knew He Was In Love + 1 Time He Confesses His Love by josty

4 Times You Stayed at Hiss + 1 Time He Stayed At Yours by ahockeywrites

Four Times Matthew Tkachuk Tried To Use A Pickup Line Plus One Time It Worked by broadstbroskis

Four Times You Sat In Matthew’s Chair + The One Time They Called Him Out by extratragic

Four Times You Wore Matthew Tkachuk’s Name On Accident + One Time On Purpose by broadstbroskis

The Girl Next Door by ahockeywrites

Good To Great by honeybearbarzal

Honest by museinmind

How to Woo A Girl (Or Not) by broadstbroskis

Impatient by hockeyboysiguess

I Still Get Jealous by mattyanonwrites

It’s Not That Bad by sorryjustafangirl

Jerseys and Dumplings by hockeyboysiguess

Just the Two of Us by denis-scorianov

Kiss Me At Midnight by brockadoodles

Let’s Fall In Love For the Night by hockeyboysiguess

Lines and Sunshine by hockeyboysiguess

Making Love In Hotel Rooms by hookingminor

Pal by tkafuckit

Photographs by hockeyboysiguess

Present Tense by broadstbroskis

Ride by ahockeywrites

Since When by nhlandotherimagines

Some Miracles Take Time by denis-scorianov

Space Cowboy by honeybearbarzal

Subtle by hockey-hoe-24-7

Sunflowers by hockeyboysiguess

Take by tkafuckit

Take Care Of You by josty

Tolerate It by brockadoodles

Turn the Ashes Into Magic by mattyanonwrites

Try Me by tkafuckit

Under My Skin by myhockeyworld87

Want You to Want Me by troubatrain

Whatever Life Throws At You by raysofcrosby

Why Are You Here by broadstbroskis

[kolsmikaelson]

Yes and from what I know he's either married or has a long time gf.. Like yikes

thats so...i dont know sad? gross? both tbh. idk who would wanna be with that but okay😭

#this is news to me💀 #caitee answers asks ! #tw pkane #linasobsessions

[boysthatgovroomvroom]

Tagged by @georgerus63 thank you babe <333

1. why did you choose your url?

I was uncreative and thought... They are bois. And their cars go vroom vroom. Easy enough 😅

2. any side blogs?

This is a side blog! My main blog is @linasobsessions where I post mostly hockey and kpop stuff but basically everything that isn't football or racing

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

Probably 2014/2015, something like that. But I can't exactly say bc I deleted my old blog

4. do you have a queue tag?

Nope. I just put everything at once and then disappear ™️

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

This one bc I didn't want to annoy people on my personal and kind of wanted to separate my interests instead of just being chaos on my main

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

It's seb who gets his hand kissed by a tifosi and if that ain't the biggest mood idk what is

7. why did you choose your header?

BC MICK WON THE 2020 F2 CHAMPIONSHIP

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

It's probably the screenshot of the racing point Twitter account regretting their decision of saying hello to Lando during the race bc he ended up finishing in front of both of their cars

9. how many mutuals do you have?

Ehh idk actually. On this blog like 10? On all my blogs about 25

10. how many followers do you have?

Currently 175

11. how many people do you follow?

I follow 58 people. These are the ones nearest and dearest to my heart ❤️

12. have you ever made a shit post?

Have you seen this blog? This whole blog is a shit post

13. how often do you use tumblr a day?

A lot more than I should be

14. did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?

Yep. Fought someone about l*ndos misogistic comments bc they didn't see how it was sexist as fuck

15. how do you feel about the ‘you need to reblog’ posts?

BIG AGREE. As a creater and writer of fanfiction nothing will feel like seeing someone reblogging my stuff and letting their feelings out in the tags or as comments

16. do you like tag games?

I DO I LOVE TAG GAMES

17. do you like ask games?

Yes but I never get asks 😞

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

All of them? They all have the potential to be famous bc they are just so cool

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

I have without exception a crush on every single one of my mutuals 😘😍💍

20. tags!

@doritosharl @grussell63 @mistressemmedi @nickynutellatifi @sebsluckycoin @sunslittlesister @vamp-void @watermelonseb