Liam, you will never be Hamish 🙄
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Amelia: a toast to me and my new man-whore boyfriend
MC: I ain’t toasting shit
Hamish, resident pest:
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@hanky-panky-hamish 🍳🥓
The uncensored version will be available on my Patreon tomorrow 🫢
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Oh what could've been
@hanky-panky-hamish
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his mind fascinates me
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Meet The Cast
Age: 28
Hometown: Chelsea, England
Occupation: Real Estate Agent
Bio: Paradise Island isn't ready for the Ham-Man to hit the villa. Once I hit them with a wink and a smile, I'll have them all eating out of the palm of my hand. You know what they say, the Ham-Man hits the spot every time!
Age: 27
Hometown: New York City, New York
Occupation: Hairdresser
Bio: My favorite hobby is inventing sex positions, so I guess you could say my sex drive is pretty high. I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and I usually get it.
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Umm, why is the song playing on this video called GASLIGHT?? Anyone else concerned?
Oh and CASA BOYS!!!
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Hamish: A Study
Okay you guys, I read something over on Reddit and now I can’t stop thinking about it… 🤡
More under the cut
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?!?!!
It kinda matches your first impression @crimswnred He’s so funny but I don’t even know if he realises how funny he is. Like, it doesn’t seem like he’s really trying to be funny, yk? And with all of the above in mind, I can honestly see him being this type of guy that’s so anxious and socially awkward, he tries his hardest to overcompensate by seeming like a macho. In a way, he tries to be similar to Marshall, I think.
And I actually know quite a few people who are like that irl. Arrogant, rude, way too direct, quick to ridicule you but when you get to know them and get to peel back the layers, that’s when it gets interesting. It’s the classic hard shell, soft core type of person - tough on the outside and so very soft on the inside. And it’s true that not everyone with anxiety issues is experiencing the “typical” symptoms like panic attacks and such…
Maybe there’s still hope for you @rebelrayne 👀 and I know I’m cruel for doing this to you (esp knowing how fb likes to fuck with us) but I’m honestly so hooked myself now. I’ve got such a soft spot for problematic, arrogant, rude boys 🤡
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The S6 Boys going to see Barbie
The discord server saw this first
They all saw Oppenheimer before Barbie
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off the market - chapter 9 on AO3
or start from the beginning
thank you, @beesandfigsart for this amazing commission of Ava and Hamish during snog, marry, pie! it's GORGEOUS! AND I'M OBSESSED WITH IT!! it was also great motivation to get this chapter done 🤍
Stepping forward, his heart rate quickens. He’s positive everyone can hear how heavy his breathing is. He grabs the plastic ring and stuffs it into one of his trunk’s front pockets. Studying the last pie on the table, he picks it up and cradles it in his hands. It’s all come down to this moment.
Don’t mess it up, Hamish.
Turning around, he keeps his head down, only looking up to begin walking over to Ava. “Honestly,” he says as he moves, “there’s only one person here who deserves this pie. They’re selfish, immature, and came here for all the wrong reasons.” Ava’s eyes widen, eyes darting over to the other boys, probably wondering if he really means what he’s saying. “Not only all of that, but this person… they’ve not been very honest about their feelings and they should be. It’s not fair to the person they’re coupled with…”
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LOVE ISLAND: double trouble faceclaims (pt. 2)
chloe. 25. ballerina. from zurich. / ryan. 22. singer&songwriter. from leeds.
andy. 27. vet. from st ives. / hamish. 28. luxury estate agent. from chelsea.
marshall. 24. entrepreneur. from newcastle. / francis. 25. conversationist. from warsaw.
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So sad 😞 whoever drew these must be suffering a great deal
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Hamish in the beach hut chatting about mc:
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Okay, new theory: Hamish is so used to pulling girls with his good looks that he made a bet with his friends that he’d be able to get a girl in Casa Amor even if he were purposely obnoxious or off putting, a la How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
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