#lmao get fucked jt you asshole

[zackcollins]

Love that Jamie just went "the travel restrictions entering our country are the same going into yours" when talking about what Realmuto said. He really said "fuck you bitch your logic is flawed"

#jays lb #lmao get fucked jt you asshole #tw antivax #tw anti vax #antivax #anti vax #tw covid mention #tw covid vaccine #tw covid

[binch-i-might-be]

no offense but why do I have to go to work when it's snowing outside and winter services are just not clearing the roads when I could stay home and work on my book.....

#can't wait for tonight when the roads will be even worse and i'll fucking die 😍 #god if i get into an accident because of a stupid fucking retail job i don't want and couldn't care less about i'll riot #i could stay here?? and make tea?? or coffee?? and be actually able to focus on my work because i wouldn't be anxious #about having to leave for work?? god i hate this i always have to remember to eat and shower and leave on time #i don't have time to work just because i have to go to my stupid retail job and ig i have to eat before that #i hate eating it's annoying why do i have to do it #just work you stupid fucking body you're not that special #little bitch #my mood took a real turn rn lmao #i'm salty #and cold #and suddenly i'm pissed again about having to work five days for the past three weeks #next week it's going back to normal finally #also my asshole boss made me leave late yesterday and he would have kept me even longer and i'm still pissed about jt #'i don't want to run around looking for them at rhe end of my shift' oh so you make me do it after my shift is literally over? #fucking asshole #bet he makes way more than i do and has still the guts to make me stay longer #i get minimum wage and i will not do more than what that's worth fuck you #rayrambles #vent

[flashyfucker]

okay but WHAT IF cale was just a little mean and annoyed with consistently seeing tyson fuck over his best friend even though the feelings between them are obviously there so when tyson tries to set cale and his friend up cale isn’t gonna turn down a date with a pretty girl and he sure as hell isn’t gonna turn down her offer for him to come up to her apartment after the first date either

and he knows it’s wrong considering he’s the only one smart enough to see the underlying tension between tyson and his best friend but as long as tyson keeps fucking other randos on drunken benders, you’re gonna keep coming back to cale and who is he to say no to that? ultimately it was tyson who set you up with cale sooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and then in the locker room when tyson is talking loudly to jt about his latest conquest that occurred after ditching you at a bar and ultimately leaving you calling cale to come pick you up, cale slyly and VERY out of character brings you up to erik, maybe about the way you can take all of him down your throat or how pretty you lol with tears glistening in your eyes after you take him down your throat

BASICALLY i can see cale sick of picking up the pieces when tyson keeps fucking ditching his gorgeous best friend and taking advantage of their friendship so cale takes the opportunity to treat you right when set up by tyson , eventually leading to fwb because you and cale both know who you actually have feelings for even if it’s unsaid … all leading up to the eventual blowup in the locker room when cale finally snaps and brings you up when all the other guys are talking about their nightly activities and tyson loses his shit cuz who does cale think he is ! anyways this was all brought to you by fiesty cale having beef with ratty tkachuk lmao

NOOO u figured out this vibe completely cause (and cale’s perspective won't really go into the fic so let's talk abt it) cale also being kinda bitter abt tyson setting him up to fail, too?? tyson completely brushing off cale's legitimacy as an option for you, setting you and cale up with an attitude of "lmao sure that'll work,".

maybe it started with tyson literally just noticing cale blush around you, kinda, so the next time tyson gets you alone he doesn't hesitate to tell you: "cales kinda into you, d'you wanna humour him?" and being the asshole tyson is, he assumes that's exactly what you're doing when you take cale's number.

so cale fucks like he has something to prove from the jump. he's well aware it's not gonna last, so he might as well impress you while he has you, even if you aren't really interested in the romantic shit he'd maybe like to give you. he's not gonna turn down pussy from u, yk? 

and he's polite about it for a while, wears hickeys and scratches openly but lets the whistles and chirps wash over him without sparing details. he’s polite, till tyson shows up talking about the girl he’d been with after bailing on you the night before, and cale’s not thinking before cutting in with “your best friend’s great at it, y’know. took the whole thing down her throat the first night.” and maybe tyson’s dumbfounded, scoffing “shut up,” like he doesn’t believe it at all, but then cale’s angry, sick of tyson not taking him seriously in these contexts as much as he’s sick of tyson stringing you along, and the boys are well and truly listening, an entire room holding their breaths, so cale continues: “no, tys, listen, she loves it. busted on her face last night and she fuckin’ begged for more. came all over my fingers ‘till i was hard again—” and that’s when punches are thrown? aaaa

#slutty!tyson #tyson jost x reader #cw: smut #ff.hc #ff.asks #starlightfooty!

[prodigalsonfanblog]

Thoughts on Prodigal Son 2.02

- Jessica, yasss! Making sure Malcolm gets help

- God Martin is such a manipulative asshole

- “Why are you calling me?” lmao

- Why is Malcolm having this convo with Martin in Jessica’s house? What if she hears him?

- “Sexual in nature” 😅

- As if you’ve ever felt guilty on your life, Martin

- Oh no - Ainsley’s getting suspicious

- “Is there still vodka in your orange juice?”

- “I don’t meddle, I mother” sounds like my mother 😂

- “This is all so...” “Catholic”

- Something about Martin on a leash tied to a pole just kills me

- I’m sensing sarcasm

- That woman’s placid face is creepy as hell -oh, it’s his mother

- I feel like I’ve slipped into the Supernatural universe

- JT’s face 🤣

- Malcolm. Do not.

- Ohhhhhhh fuck.

- “We are WASPs. It’s what we do.” 😂🤣

- They wore body armour for his nightmares, oof

- Jfc. Poor JT.

- I totally saw that coming

- Does lead poisoning come and go or?

- When exorcisms don’t work, there’s always a candlestick.

- Uh oh

- Aww, Jessica and Gil are so cute!

- This does not bode well.

- I can hear Michael Sheen’s accent a bit

- This REALLY doesn’t bode well.

- All in all a good episode! The next promo looks wild 😁

#prodigal son #prodigal son fox #thoughts on prodigal son 2x02 #prodigal son 2x02 #prodigal son spoilers #spoilers