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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

#i lived alone for a year and a half #i made all my food myself #so ye i know how to cook

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#22:15 #and what it would be like to live with a robotic arm

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Hockey Images That Precede Unfortunate Events

The Event

#they were asking for something bad to happen with that second tweet 💀 #like bruh #why would you tempt fate like that #you had to expect something would happen #good on the coyotes for capitalizing on it #yotes lb

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I'm curious let's go

#so reaper from overwatch or my dnd character? #idk man who do you think would win out of death himself or a water genasi pirate? #probably the dude with shotguns over the girl with a sword #since my damn bow broke in half last session 💀

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Baptiste and Cassidy stop flirting challenge (impossible)

#but actually dont though #my bisexual heart go brrrr #jean baptiste augustin #baptiste overwatch #cole cassidy #cassidy overwatch #overwatch #overwatch 2 #shitpost #r.t. talks #not sports #video games #r.t. talks about overwatch

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alternatively who was the top draft pick the year you were born

#vincent lecavalier #:)

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Most goated tranq dart of my life

#i stood there shook for a second because i was surprised i hit it #im so bad with the sleep darts 💀 #anyways #enjoy!! #ana amari #ana overwatch #overwatch #overwatch 2 #r.t. plays overwatch 2 #overwatch 2 videos #video games #not sports #overwatch 2 highlights #overwatch highlights #highlights #video game highlights

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#yay me im 26

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#ive met my dads grandma too lol

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since chinese new year is next month (Feb 10th) I figured I’d do a poll like this— it also indicates a tumblr age demographic so that’s always interesting

#am a tiger!!!

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i say fuck defence and just start blastin

#idk what this is in reference to exactly from the last game #but my immediate first thought was that fucking danny devito meme 💀

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Brother: "I want Ana's Nano Boost achievement."

Me: "Hold my beer."

#hehehehehe #it took exactly one game for me to get it for him #sonebody on the enemy team in match chat just went #'lol tiptoe' after i did that too #it was fucking hilarious #i think it was their tank #anyways enjoy this besties #overwatch #overwatch 2 #gabriel reaper reyes #gabriel reyes #reaper overwatch #r.t. plays overwatch 2 #overwatch potg #overwatch 2 potg #video games #not sports #play of the game

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So, anyways, there I was (wishing there was) bbq sauce on my titties

#am i funny #probably not #am i a simp #probably yes #anyways #i marked this mature just to be safe #idk if it really is but i didnt wanna risk it ya know #but enjoy my stupid joke either way LMAO #hanzo shimada #hanzo overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch #r.t. plays overwatch 2 #video games #not sports #overwatch screenshots #screenshots #overwatch 2 screenshots #video game screenshots

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guys keep shooting pucks at him maybe he'll duck again

#bryz is that you

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This one youtuber is making polls asking who would win between Arthur Morgan and different insanely powerful characters and he keeps winning until it gets to Tuberculosis. Reason being because he can't use deadeye on it.

#poor guy 💀 #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2

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i think everyone who played overwatch and then realized it sucked deserves to take one character they liked from it and just have it be their own guy. im not an overwatch fan im a moira fan. what the fuck is overwatch?

#im living my best life with jack on his bloomington farm #cole is there as our best boy and farmhand #:3 hehe #im so far gone on those two buffoons

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Ah, yes. The Deadly Sins

#one of these things is not like the others #when i say i snorted upon seeing it tho #it was so fucking comical #anyways enjoy! #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch screenshots #overwatch 2 screenshots #r.t. posts screenshots #screenshots #r.t. plays overwatch 2 #video games #not sports