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takuyakistall · 3 years

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???: Chapter 1

Note: Some random idea I had a few nights ago. I don't know if I'll continue it but I'll put this here just in case. There's a mention of nudity here but nothing too extreme.

Characters included: Azul Ashengrotto, Rook Hunt, Grim, (Y/N)

Your eyelids fluttered open as the bitter scent of melting candles entered your nostrils. Your body couldn't move an inch, not a single part of it listening to your desire to move. All you could see was darkness and you felt the fear settle in the pits of your stomach—'run' your mind shouted at you. You managed to jerk your foot back but—

Chains?

The rattling of the rusted chains wrapped around your ankles filled your ear as you found yourself trapped. Thousands and thousands of questions filled your head and you couldn't pick just one to focus on. You frantically looked around, trying to make sense of your surroundings until a sudden flicker of flame made itself known in front of you as a voice whispered in your ear.

"What do we have here... A lost lamb? How rare! We barely get any visitors these days." You couldn't spot anyone. Your throat felt dry and your voice, hoarse.

"Who are you!?"

"Oh, calm down. Your answers will be answered in due time, yes. Though I am curious..."

You felt your whole body freeze up.

"Didn't your parents warn you of the monsters lurking in the woods?"

You couldn't respond.

"What an unfortunate soul."

"Now sleep." The voice commanded. It was as soothing as gentle waters on a spring day, something you hadn't expected hearing during your time in this dark, cold place. You wondered what he said that for, was it for show? Until you felt your eyelids drooping lower and lower once again, your vision getting blurry.

"Roi d’Effort! How was it?" A voice called out in one of the numerous hallways of the mansion, his voice echoing all throughout as he approached a silver haired man with glasses.

Blonde hair in a bob cut covered with a hat, and hunter green eyes—seemingly normal attributes for a human except for the part where a single tail was sticking out from his clothes.

Silver hair, silver framed glasses, and sky blue eyes. Seemingly... Normal human attributes. No oddities in sight, he was in the clear.

"Oh, Rook-san, were you waiting long?" The businessman smile he plastered on his face could've charmed anyone who saw it. But Rook, the blonde guy, knew better than to fall for it so easily.

"Non, non! Monsieur Fuzzball accompanied me here, we just arrived." Rook pointed to the velvet seat placed in the corner of the room, a lone cat dozing off in the middle of the seat.

Grey fur, ears with blue flames, and a tail resembling a pitchfork. Definitely an odd cat.

"F'nyaa~ Is Azul out yet?"

The moment Grim jumped out of the chair, a puff of smoke engulfed the small area as a human body suddenly emerged from it.

Black hair and blue streaks—the same ears remained. Azul had to throw his coat to Grim when he saw this sudden transformation, irked at the fact that he was naked.

"Put on some clothes. Seriously... Haven't we already told you to bring an extra pair of clothing whenever you transform? No one wants to see you naked."

Grim merely stretched his arms as he picked up the haori and wrapped it around his body so Azul wouldn't launch him outside the window. "Ehhh, it's not like there's anyone else aside from us here."

"Well do you see Rook running around naked? No? No. Follow his example."

"Roi d’Effort, I'm honoured you would use me as an example for Monsieur Fuzzball...!"

"It's not a compli—Haah, nevermind." Azul massaged his temples.

"Moreover, about the human you picked up the other day... Grim, did they have anything with them when you spotted them? A weapon, perhaps?" Azul pushed up his glasses.

"Nope. They had nothin'." Grim replied, stretching his legs as he bent over to the floor. Trying to get used to his new form.

"Roi d'Effort, do you have any idea about who they might be?" An innocent smile danced on his face, Azul couldn't tell if he was testing him or if it was just pure curiosity.

"I suspected that they were from those stupid—what do they call theirselves again? Oh! The demon hunter morons from the town at first but they didn't have the emblem anywhere on their body." He furrowed his eyebrows, trying to think of other possible reasons until he asked Rook his opinion about it.

"Then...! Perhaps they're just a little lost?" Rook suggested

"There's no way they could've gotten in. Shroud's barrier can't be broken that easily by a normal human." But Azul thought that Rook wasn't one to guess so blindly. Was there a certain reason behind his words?

"Then are you positive that there were no marks on their body? Can you promise me you didn't see anything, Azul?" Rook's gaze suddenly glowered at the silver haired man, the smile never leaving his face. Azul's muscles went tense, he was perfectly sure that he did a thorough search. The fact that Rook was doubting him made him feel an unexplainable amount of insecurity as well as anger.

"...What are you implying, Rook?" Nonetheless, he tried his utmost best to keep calm.

"Ah!" Grim suddenly butted into the tense atmosphere, snapping his fingers as he remembered. "I remember!"

"They had a bracelet with them, a red one. It looked like it was more of a rope though—so I threw it out."

Oh.

"Oh, is that so?" The light-hearted tone Azul used caught Grim off guard, he hadn't expected him to take this well.

"Rook-san~! Please tell the chef that we're having smoked Grim tonight."

"F'NYA!?" Grim felt all the hair on his body stand up when he heard Azul announce that. Of course, he didn't really expect Azul to eat him like that but the alternative of that punishment was far worse than he could've ever imagined. He shuddered.

"Grim-san! I have a task for you." Grim had to gulp down.

"Find the bracelet before the others come back."

"Or else...?"

"Make a guess, won't you?"

He was screwed.

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dingoes8myrp · 5 years

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Mom and I React to Game of Thrones 8x05

Before the Show

Mom: "I hope we don't cry. They're killing characters. That poor girl just got beheaded and she was totally innocent."

Me: "I don't think we'll cryat t his one. I think we'll cry at the last one."

Mom: "I just wanna see The Hound kill The Mountain."

Recap

Cat hears the recap and hops over to the bed. We haven't watched all week and he's missed it. We hummed the Game of Thrones theme during the Handmaid's Tale recap but it wasn't the same. He knew.

Mom: "Stupid, Jamie. Stupid. Stassi's gonna kill him."

Cersei. She means Ceresi.

The Map

We hum the theme with gusto to make up for trying to fake the cat out yesterday and the day before

Me: "I can't tell what's on the ring. A dragon and something else."

Mom: "Okay, I couldn't tell either."

Dragonstone

Varys writing a scroll about the true heir to the iron throne

Me: "Ohhh Varys!"

Mom: "Ohhh shit!"

Tyrion watches Varys talk to Jon

Me: "He's going to tell her."

Sure enough

Daenerys decides Jon, Sansa, Tyrion, and Varys all betrayed her

Me: "Oh, man. She is LOSING it."

Varys writes on a scroll

Mom: "He's sending them everywhere."

Me: "He's not going to get to send them out."

Varys hears footsteps and burns the scroll, takes off his rings

Mom: "He's about to get killed."

Varys is escorted out and Tyrion tells him he was the one who told

Me: "Tyrion knows! He knows she's out of her mind!"

Mom: "He thinks he can influence her."

Daenerys: "Dracarys."

Me: "Look at Jon eyeing her like 'What the fuck?'"

Daenerys dismisses Grey Worm but calls him something else

Me: "Did she rename him at some point?"

Mom: "I think so."

Daenerys tries to kiss Jon

Me: "They're related and that weirds him out."

Mom: "They're not really, though."

Me: "She's his aunt."

Mom: "But... He's only half Targaryen."

Me: "Her BROTHER is his FATHER. She's his fucking aunt."

Mom: ".... Oh."

Tyrion: "Please, if you hear them ringing the bells, call off the attack."

Me: "Oh boy."

Mom: "She's not gonna have any mercy. She's going to kill them all."

Me: "I never thought I'd be rooting for Cersei to win."

King's Landing

Mom: "What are all these people moving in?"

Me: "Yes. Cersei's bringing the townspeople inside the walls so Daenerys will have to kill all the innocent people to get to the castle."

Mom: "SO THOSE PEOPLE ARE JUST BARRIERS FOR HER?! Oh, this is fucked up."

Arya: "I'm Arya Stark. I'm here to kill Queen Cersei."

Me: "Hah!"

Tyrion goes to see Jaime

Mom: "Stooge."

Me: "Tyrion's gonna have to let him out."

Tyrion produces a key

Mom: "Well, they're both dying now."

Tyrion tries to convince Jaime to escape with Cersei

Me: "He's like 'You don't get it...'"

Tyrion tells Jaime to convince Cersei to surrender the city

Me: "This whole thing hinges on Jaime?! FUCK."

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."

Me: "Aww. He's so scared for him."

Mom: "He knows he just sacrificed his life for that. Ring the goddamn bells. Do you think it's gonna matter? I don't think she's gonna care. She just wants revenge, they're all gonna go, because those people don't love her. She's gonna fill the city with her own people who live her."

The armies prepare for defense

Mom: "She's not gonna leave. She is not gonna fucking leave."

Me: "Jaime's gonna leave her."

Mom: "He's gonna die with her."

Arya and The Hound

Mom: "I hope she kills her and I hope he kills The Mountain."

Me: "He's gonna have to kill The Mountain for her to get to the Queen."

Jaime walking with his golden hand plainly visible

Mom: "COVER YOUR FUCKING-- Oh, he IS dumb."

Daenerys's army is revealed in full

Mom: "Oh Christ!"

Me: "Well because now they also have the wildlings and the northmen."

Mom: "She's not going to surrender. But she doesn't know The Hound and Arya are coming in. Shit, they closed the gate! They didn't get in!"

Me: "Arya and The Hound got in."

Mom: "Oh. Oh, HE didn't get in! But he knows the castle like the back of his hand."

Me: "Hah!"

Mom: "Oh! That wasn't even on purpose."

The army waits

Mom: "The air's changing. She knows about the harpoons so she's gotta have a plan."

Me: "Coming at them from behind maybe?"

Drogon comes barreling down

Mom: "Ooh right in the middle so they have to spin around to aim."

Me: "They can't spin them fast enough."

DRACARYS

Mom: "And they gotta reload. Not fast enough."

Me: "Jaime's gonna see all this and go 'Fuck.'"

Grey Worm, Jon, and the Essos army

Me: "These guys are just waiting."

Mom: "She's not done with the fleet yet."

BOOM

Mom: "WOW! She just took them all out."

Me: "And this guy doesn't even know what happened."

Dothraki

Mom: "Dead."

Me: "She's got people on foot, people on horseback, and the dragon in the sky."

Mom: "And there's only so many harpoon things and he's burning them all."

Me: "And this isn't taking very long at all."

Cersei watches

Mom: "And she's watching it all."

Tyrion walks through the carnage

Mom: "No bells."

Me: "Nope."

Kyburn gives Cersei the rundown

Cersei just nopes him

Me: "So she's just delusional then."

Jon and co get to the castle guard

Mom: "Throw your arms down."

Me: "Tyrion's waiting for the bell and nothing's happening."

Mom: "Nope."

Dragon lands and the castle guard all look at each other and drop their weapons

Me: "She's still gonna do it."

Mom: "They're all yelling to ring the bells."

Me: "Jaime's gonna do it. He's just gonna run up and ring it."

Mom: "The queen hears it."

Me: "Daenerys hears it too."

The bells ring

Me: "She's gonna do it anyway."

Daenerys hears the bells and looks psychotic

Me: "This is like Carrie 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'"

Mom: "She's flying right for the queen."

Drogon lights up the townspeople

Mom: "SHE'S DOING IT ANYWAYS!"

Me: "Jon's going to lose his shit."

Army starts attacking

Me: "Jon can't believe this. Because they surrendered. Jon's gonna kill her for this. He's horrified."

Mom: "He's gonna kill Grey Worm."

Me: "No, he and Grey Worm are in the same boat."

Brutal carnage

Me: "This is horrifying."

Cersei just stands there

Me: "Bitch, she is COMING for your ass. Like, grab a sword. Do something."

Yuron: "Kingslayer!"

Me: "Oh!"

Yuron vs Jaime

Me: "Really? This is what we're watching right now?"

Yuron gets a stab in

Me: "REALLY?! THIS IS HOW HE'S GONNA DIE? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"

Jaime wins

Me: "I guess he's not dead yet."

Yuron: "I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister."

Mom: "No one's gonna know it, dingaling."

Castle legit is falling apart

Mom: "So much for the iron throne. She's not gonna have one."

The Hound: (to Arya) "You come with me, you die here."

Mom: "He saw it in the fire."

Ceiling caves the fuck in as Cersei and co are running down the stairs

Me: "Oh my fuck."

Mom: "Nothing left! It's all open."

The Hound: "Your Grace." *cuts down some soldiers*

Me: "'Sup? No big deal."

The Mountain kills Kyburn and abandons Cersei and Cersei awkwardly shuffles out

Me: "She's like 'Um... byyyyyye.'"

Cersei crosses the map on the floor

Me: "Is she gonna go right by Arya?"

Mom: "No! Jaime!"

Me: "He's about to die. He's bleeding out."

Mom: "They're both gonna die."

Me: "He's gonna tell her there's a boat, or try to get her there if he makes it."

The Hound vs The Mountain

Me: "All he has to do is throw Big Bubba over the side."

Mom: "He stabbed him!"

Me: "Yeah, but he's inhuman now."

The Mountain shoves The Hound down the stairs

Mom: "Arya's gonna go back to help him."

Arya's gauntlet run

Me: "She's gotta get the fuck out of there. She didn't see any of this She got in before this happened."

Arya falls

Me: "OH NO!"

Keeps switching between The Hound and Arya

Me: "Did this become Inception? The fuck?"

The Hound keeps trying to stab The Mountain

Me: "Head! Eyes!"

The Hound stabs him in the head

Me: "HE'S STILL FUCKING ALIVE!"

The Hound tackles The Mountain off the side

Me: "They dead."

Green explosions

Me: "The fuck is that?"

Mom: "Wildfire."

Me: "Oh fuck!"

Jon sheaths his sword

Me: "Jon's like 'Fuck this. I'm out.'"

Arya passed out

Mom: "Oh no!"

Me: "I don't think she's dead."

Arya gets up, then gets quickly blown aside again

Me: "Jesus fuck!"

Arya finds survivors and tries to usher them to safety

Me: "Arya, MVP as always."

Suddenly we're in the tunnels

Me: "..."

This rapid scene switching is ridiculous

Mom: "It's all caved in! They can't get out."

Me: "That's what you fucking get, Jaime. You dumb fuck. You could've had a happy life with Brienne, but NOOOOO."

Cersei finally realizes she's not fucking immortal

Me: "TOO FUCKING LATE!"

Cave in

Mom: "That's it, they're dead."

Ashes

Mom: "She destroyed the whole place. So where's your fucking throne, under rubble? There's nobody left."

Me: "Jon is going to fucking kill her for this. She just murdered an entire city and made his people do it too."

Mom: "And they surrendered."

Me: "Arya! There's Arya! She can't believe it either. She's like 'What the fuck?' There's the little girl and her mother she tried to save, burned alive. And those were innocent people. She's like 'What the fuck?'"

Mom: "Oh, a horse! Get on the horse!"

Arya rides off

Me: "BYE!"

Mom: "She went insane! She just went absolutely insane."

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