#martin has a fuckton of childhood trauma so probably would participate in things that he really couldn't enjoy under his mother's roof

[astridianmayfly]

us TMA fic writers have made a GRAVE MISTAKE. 

How could we possibly forget season 1 is set in the year of our lord 2016????

Tim sprints out of the archives because a Snorlax spawns nearby (Jon doesn’t know what a Pokemon is.) Martin has a musical.ly, Tim has vine (the two of them make dubsmashes when they’re dicking off). There is an eraser shrine dedicated to Harambe in the archive break room. Tim got Sasha addicted to Geometry Dash. Lemonade is constantly playing. Jon grandpa-bitches about how annoying Closer (Chainsmokers) is. Tim’s entire laptop is covered in Pepe stickers. Sasha goes a 30 minute rant about Instagram’s changed their app logo. They all play Agar.io on their lunch break. Tim and Sasha rope Martin in to serenading Jon through an ominous chanting of ‘Alexander Hamilton.’ They  have a collective aneurysm when Jon starts singing along. Tim T-poses everywhere. Martin dresses like Arthur (clenched fist version) for Halloween. Tim says “here comes dat boii!!!” every time he sees a worm. They teach Jon to hit the quan in a moment of weakness. The archives team does the mannequin challenge (ILL KISS ANYONE WHO DRAWS THIS HOLY FUCK). Brexit is happening

#tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #this is so funny to me #how have we never realized this #jmart #jonmartin #jarchivist #tim stoker #tim is the star of this post #tma season 1 #tma fic #disclaimer this is based on my thirteen year old experience of 2016 if that wasn't ABUNDANTLY clear #however this makes me laugh so suspension of disbelief here please #tim is a disney adult or something #ok? #martin has a fuckton of childhood trauma so probably would participate in things that he really couldn't enjoy under his mother's roof #as an adult

[105-hill-top-road]

I posted 976 times in 2022

That's 976 more posts than 2021!

19 posts created (2%)

957 posts reblogged (98%)

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I tagged 203 of my posts in 2022

#tma - 84 posts

#the magnus archives - 80 posts

#martin blackwood - 25 posts

#jonathan sims - 21 posts

#the magnus archives spoilers - 18 posts

#jon sims - 13 posts

#jonmartin - 9 posts

#tma spoilers - 7 posts

#jmart - 7 posts

#tma fanart - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 134 characters

#martin has a fuckton of childhood trauma so probably would participate in things that he really couldn't enjoy under his mother's roof

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

cant stop thinking about the corruption call that brainrot

60 notes - Posted September 12, 2022

#4

66 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

#3

gonna tell my kids this was gerry and gertrude

140 notes - Posted October 9, 2022

#2

jon being canonically asexual is something that can be so personal

354 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

the magnus archives as things my friends have said

jon - “i’ve had 3 hours of sleep if you round up”

martin - “almost crying over tea over here”

sasha - “i am regretting my choices, wormily”

tim - “i’d scream if i was a large bug and someone threw me”

elias - “well, it was a matter of emotional manipulation and a kind gay man”

melanie - “are you at the bust station?”

georgie - “girlboss gatekeep gepression”

basira - “lesbians are motels”

daisy - “what if i changed my legal name to professor warcrimes”

peter - “what if i roll out of town”

helen - “sometimes i want a door”

nikola - “aren’t all human noises blood noises?”

jane prentiss - “blood test turns out i don’t have veins or something”

jared - “shit i thought i lost one of my ears for a sec”

john amherst - “i’m sorry i was literally dying of the common cold”

1,099 notes - Posted May 20, 2022

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