no matter how much I'm not a huge fan of ttpd and how overplayed Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? might become, "I am what I am 'cause you trained me" will haunt me forever
GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW SHE THOUGHT SAW SOMEONE CARING ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO BRING HER ONE (1) CUP OF COFFEE AND TRANSFORMED INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO INSTANTLY
IT WAS IN FACT SO PATHETIC THE PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO SPECIFICALLY NOT BRING HER COFFEE TO LOOK AT HER REACTION GOT SO DUMBSTRUCK SHE LET HER HAVE THE COFFEE MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE
Jon was so funny this episode. Literally could not have been more petty and direct. Alice says she felt like she was being followed and then IMMEDIATELY got a statement directed to someone named ALLISON about UNEARTHING something DANGEROUS that should have been KEPT BURIED. Okay Jon. Thanks Jon. Very cool Jon.
the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot
"if Adam's dead, maybe he went to Hell...and what's going to happen with Sir Pentious in Heaven next season?" obviously The Alex Brightman Boys are going to parent-trap Lucifer and Lilith
this “fluff episode” has to be revenge for that time the TMA fandom had like 500+ people in the rusty quill discord change their names to Alex’s for April fools four years ago