#me: im gonna write a funny post about like

[eebie]

i cant keep it hidden any longer

#i get nervousss n shit about gettin character voices all wrong #i spent all of yesterday worryin about if theyd say each others first names or last names or WHAT ! idkkk #i didnt write any more than this But i rlly rlly want to #basing this over the exact types of convos me n my friend have When i watch her play granny #i say dumb shit like ooohhh shes gonna get you Or why are you so mean to this old lady😢😢😢 to rile her up🤭 cos its funny #and then when i run out of things to say i start asking shitty would you rather questions like Would you rather make out with granny #or springtrap. would u rather have to be angel dust Hazbin hotel(she HATES him) or Pinkypills william afton (also HATES) #idk how id write that for these guys. ik theres gotta be a way though #my rambles #homestuck #writing feels more vulnerable than just my silly ass drawins Cos its lettin ppl peek in2 how i think n perceive shit . its intimidatinggg #but im posting it anyways !! ill fight off the urge to delete it the best i can #sayin all this Meanwhile it’s just a few lines from a pesterlog emulator LMAO . i take myself too seriously w stuff like this #rhas my problem i think . joviality come to me NOW! i am lighthearted and carefree about rhis #yaaaayayayaaayy!!!! #FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW. GRANNY IS A SHITTY MOBILE PUZZLE HORROR GAME. THE OG !!! #all the shit like Piggy on roblox. thats copying granny 😤😤😤😡😡😡 #my drabbles

[whumpy-wyrms]

yk i was having trouble writing tllr chapter 12 because Dew is sick with a fever in the beginning and i just,, idk felt uninspired or something because im not the biggest fan of sickfics or whatever

well now i’m sick with a fever and it’s helll so sorry Dew im gonna have to put you through this now my bad 👍👍 at least i am now inspired

if this post makes no sense it’s because my brain hurts and i’m tired 👍👍👍

#i’m fine it’s just kinda funny #like last night i was writing ahead to chapter 14 because i was stuck on chapter 12 cuz i didn’t know how to write it #and now i’m sick with a fever just like Dew hahahaha sorry buddy but we’re in this together now 👍👍👍 and it’s 105 idk if that’s normal #at least it’s giving me inspiration and i am no longer stuck on it #but i’m too sick to fucking write it!!!! i wanna write uhhgjjfjdjd #ok im done #well actually i had the craziest dream last night #it was about this new animated movie that doesn’t exist and i was watching it/ acting it out as the main character and it was so fucking #cool like i was flyingggg!!! i was a weird purple creature with wings and was flying just like dew it was fucking awesome #like there were so many really cool characters with really creative designs and the antagonist was a weird giant bug who could also fly #so he was chasing me around in the air and it was so cool i was so fast flying around like in a minecraft elytra course #i love vivid dreams like that that feel real and like after the movie was finished i posted on tumblr about how much i loved this new #netflix animated movie and my mutuals were there and also thought it was cool #anyway it was fun i love flying in my dreams i feel so free.. unlike Dewey oopsie sorry buddy #deweyeyeyeye ur so silly i love him SO MUCH #ok im gonna shut up now #wyrms says stuff #fever #fever dream #if i tagged this as irl whump would i also have to tag it as minor whump hahahhaha #idk i wanna play roblox with my mutuals again #mutuals if ur reading this u can literally bother me to play video games all day every day because the answer will always #be an enthusiastic YESS!!!! #i should watch nightmare time today #no dumbass i should REST dumbass ehehheehe #i’m being so annoying again sorry everyone 😼😼😼😼

[mary34blog]

So I am cleaning up my drafts and for some reason I have this post here that just says Hbomberguy in big letters and I don't know why?

#hbomberguy #im guessing this was gonna be a post about the plagiarism video that i did not end up writing #but this is still kinda funny without context #past me was just like 'Hbomberguy. that's it that's the post'

[caffeinatedopossum]

I don't understand why it's generally not socially acceptable to recognize your good qualities. Like I don't understand why it's bad to be a show-off or a know-it-all or to brag. Like I think most people know "those things = bad" but not why.

It also seems like people are always either waaaaay into one end of the scale where they are just so unbearably full of themselves and have preposterously high self esteem (and most people act like this is fine too? Like a lot of celebrities and white men specifically seem to be like this) and I don't understand why so many people respect them then. Or they're the complete opposite with self esteem way too low despite the fact that they have redeeming qualities.

I feel like maybe the reason it's considered bad to brag is because you might 'make' other people feel inadequate but see that seems like a stupid reason to me because the problem then is not that you stated an opinion of your own self worth but is actually that everyone else is conditioned to compare themselves to each other in a very unhealthy way. And I think instead of discouraging people from opening up about what they take pride in, what they like about themselves, what makes them feel happy or content or confident, maybe we could just be discouraging people from viewing those things as personal threats? Idk just trying to formulate some thoughts on this

#idk why but this feels like a very convoluted topic #like so many people are probably coming from different starting positions on this than i am and im afraid that might #make it be misinterpreted or something #like i feel like there definitely is a balance where some self esteem is too little and some is too much #it just feels like it is exceedingly rare to find anyone with ideal realistic self esteem and idk why #i also dont mean this in a way to say that every action is the responsibility of the people taking offense either #because obviously thats not how that works. its understandable to demand a certain amount of respect #and to accept that your words (even the ones you say about yourself) could negatively impact other people #and thats not necessarily on them for being defensive #idk social concepts are strange and foreign to me so im still figuring this stuff out and through an autistic lense to boot #so sometimes i feel a bit like im conducting a study or an experiment more than writing a blog post #im just trying to understand people because i need to #it seems like the overwhelming majority of allistics have absolutely no interest in why they do the things that they do #so i have to go around experimenting instead of asking direct questions about this stuff #because when i do ask direct questions they look at me like i just asked them if the sky is actually blue or if its just gasses up there #in case you are not the most common dimwit. the sky is both of those things. however when you ask someone a question #phrased like that about a topic they dont want to admit they dont know about. they will usually avoid the question or answer absurdly #its actually kinda funny you should try it sometime #now im distracted because i dont know enough about how the sky works and i need to know #anyways gonna go down a research rabbit hole methinks

[princekirijo]

I'm designing Riku's SEES battle outfit for the CATT AU and the actual reason for his coat being a longer version of the regular SEES battle coat is that I want to keep his silhouette similar to his Phantom Thief outfit (his thief outfit has a long leather jacket). However the in-lore reason is kinda funny to think about because there is literally no other reason for him wanting to extend the jacket length other than "I will look way cooler trust me". And somehow he gets the scientists who designed the suits to agree.

#oc tag #catt au #riku kirijo #i think im gonna try come up with a specific tag for him for posts like these #trying to avoid these showing up in any main tags because i would be embarrrased #ANYWAY its just funny to me #'fuck practicality i want to look like the baddest mf when im fighting' #im still making adjustments but im kinda cooking #totally inspired by tulin showing me his katsuro look <3 ty bro #yeah his regular thief look he has a full leather jacket that goes down past his knees #but its not too long because i dont want it to look like jokers u know #its actually inspired by a jacket i saw on pinterest combined with. a character i am a lil obseesed with #two actually now i think of it #and then ye i carried across those elements to this design too #riku i need to be the coolest looking guy in this depressing ass tower kirijo #sees has... mixed reactions to his shenanigans #ive been thinking about catt quite a bit lately #probably because i am writing out tartarus dialogue for it... for fun... 1.3k words and i just started on block 3 💀 #its good though im refreshing my memory on all of sees so i can get fresh ideas

[b4kuch1n]

what this fic's gotten to so far is a collection of extremely specific experiences

#bakuspeech #sk8 the infinity #hasegawa langa #kyan reki #burnished house #<- fic name for tag babeyy #(it has not begun posting yet. I'm trying to finish the first chapter lol) #???? renga?? kind of???? #well it's the first chapter. and also. it's me #but! I've kinda nailed down where I want this thing to go. which is the important part. everything else can be improv #(I do not recommend doing your writing this way) #man I can Not wait to show u guys (the five people who care about both sk8 and robots) the screencap I got from yumi #to whom I confided the endgame of this. I am Kind Of proud of it. this one goes out to you myhouse dot wad #(nobody dies whos alive in canon dw. you know me) #it's actually so funny looking back on the three fics Ive written for sk8 so far and like #SEE how much of a nerd I am. skating is always in the undercurrent of the world yes. but most of the screentime is about art #I am trying to fix that in this one lmao. I'm trying to Understand Sport. this is the funniest thing to say about fanwork for a sport anime #well. today did end up being about finishing the script for the funny haha speedpaint-adjacent video instead #so. tomorrow. Im gonna try and power thru the rest of this chapter. and then! I'll clean up for ink comm #thats the schedule. thats all for today folks! enjoy sun OR wind #have a good night! if u draw on ur skin try not using sharpie please

[seventeendeer]

I JUST FINISHED SONIC FRONTIERS AND. ARE YOU FOR REAL. ARE YOU FREAKING FOR REAL

RIGHT AFTER I POSTED MY LONG ANALYSIS ABOUT HOW GIRLS IN SONIC GAMES ARE PRACTICALLY AN ENDANGERED SPECIES

#deerchatter #sonic frontiers #sage the ai #sonic frontiers spoilers #caps cw #yes im putting this in all the tags. look at my post boy #linking the post in question in a reblog #also yeah yeah yeah i know about the post-credits scene but YOU CANNOT TELL ME WE'RE EVER ACTUALLY SEEING SAGE AGAIN #sega's gonna read 1 review calling her cringe and be like get RID of the girl character we can't let people know we CAN'T WRITE WOMEN #sage is going to pop up as an unvoiced unlockable character in a spin-off phone game once and maybe get a comic cameo #this is so funny. it's so so so funny. literally like 3 days after i posted that analysis #she hits all the qualifiers too. supporting female character in her debut game going through emotional turmoil and dying at the end #to save a male recurring character she cares about and protect the world. she even got a dramatic space explosion like cosmo #the absolute comedic timing of it all. im crying but not for the reasons the game wanted me to i don't think #sonic frontiers was great otherwise btw had a lot of fun collected a lot of shapes 7/10 fun times good times lol #sketchertalkssth

[lycanthropicture]

"people have got to learn the difference between i liked it and it was good" how about. people should just learn to understand why they like something and what they liked about it. and often that will lead to you saying "oh actually it WAS good. and here's why". or vice versa, if you understand why you dislike something you can say "it WAS bad and heres why". and bc those are opinions theres no objective or technical way to judge art as good or bad. you can say the lighting or editing or music is bad but like. someone somewhere is gonna disagree with you babe. are they wrong?? what if i thought the hunger games used the appropriate amount of shaky cam. then what.

#gonna write a post about why spirited away is a bad movie just to prove a point #if you have an unpopular opinion you could always simply back it up with an explanation if you want to argue about it so badly #it's cheesy it's boring it's pretentious it's problematic #it's unfunny it's not clever they're unlikable the messaging is awful #it's fun! it's funny! it's warm! i thought the characters felt real! #the story was compelling the editing was impressive the music was beautiful the cinematography was gorgeous #you can also just say you dont like something and it was bad with no follow up #i just did that with spirited away and i KNOW my reasoning is sound and im atraight up not going to explain bc i know someone will kill me! #anyway this is the one billionth time ive seen that post on my dash and its like #every time i feel the need to explain what an opinion is like im talking to a bunch of six year olds #would argue as well theres a difference between i LIKED it and i ENJOYED it. like newsflash people have complex feelings abt art #also. additionally. i think the way something makes you feel is reason enough to call it good or bad. #art is a conversation between the audience and the artist and sometimes even the most compelling smart cool badass convo topic #will make one of the people go ''i think that guy's an asshole'' and like. thats valid ig #theres no objectively good or bad conversation theres just. different conversations and different people to have them #lastly. im just kidding abt spirited away dont send me asks abt it LMFAO

[iwasneverth3re]

I just wanna say I love your work.

You're making me a Gun stan like my Hubby 😭😭😭😭😭😭

👀👀👀👀

Ah yes, my agenda is working

@lookismaddict WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE TO ADD TO THE TEAM CAT

#what's my agenda? my 'stan gun' agenda #im gonna be the new orbits except instead of 'stan loona' #it's gonna be 'stan gun' #gonna spam every post with that and fancams aldjdjala #im kidding #and what 'team' am i talking about? Gun's legal team ofc! #Cat's the lawyer/attorney bc she's actually good with words and has more workinf braincells than i do #I'm gonna be Gun's bodyguard and im ginna be staying by his side while holding a bat like #timmy tibble and I'm gonna be singing whitney houston in hopes of our love story turning out to be like ✨️The Bodyguard✨️ #except Gun's get sick and tired of me lmao #and you can be Gun's PR manager ALDJDJAODKEK #although i feel bad bc you're gonna be tasked with the most difficult responsibility LMAO #you're gonna log in to Gun's twitter account & write as him and be like 'I'm so sorry for all the things i did in the past. i will reflect #and do better next time by bettering myself' and then Gun's gonna comment under that post #and be like 'i did not fucking write this. I'm not sorry' HAHAHA #also Ahhh thank you so much for stopping by to say this!! It's not something that I'm proud of yet but I'm glad that somebody (or I guess #quite a few people😅) likes it or appreciate it so thank you🥹🩷🤍🩷🤍 i always see you around on the dash #and i find you and your cat pictures so funny bc its like you have an endless supply of them alsjsjwwl #li li speaks💬 #li li's asks💬 #lovely lhes🩷🤍 #Cherishable cat😺 #Gun's Team

[iron-sides]

ok so on one level i do think tim will hold damian trying to kill him against him like. for years and years if not for EVER. i am nothing if not a believer in tim drakes ability to hold a grudge. how ever it occurred to me today that my little sister used to like. attack me, right. unprompted. she didnt have any way to deal with her feelings other than anger & violence and she couldnt take it out on my parents so it was All directed at me until she was at least 10 and even then we werent close until she hit around 13 or 14 because we (and by we i mostly mean she) learned how to compromise and also because i had started figuring out how to get my Autism Needs met and had more energy to spend on improving that relationship. anyway the point im making is that and it never occurred to me until like today how unreasonable this is but i have never actually held any instance of physical violence (and i do mean physical violence like hitting kicking biting slapping-- i used to have a habit of turning my back to her any time she seemed upset because she Would come at me and it hurt less on my back like. neither of us knew how to fight but i didnt rlly want to hurt her (i did a few times but almost always in the form of like. "oh bee pushed me down the stairs when we were younger" <- girl you were attacking me i needed you out of the room so i could melt down and u were literally attacking me. it wasnt on purpose it was the natural consequence of you attacking me) anyway ive never held the physical violence against her longer than like a few hours (been nervous sure but not mad) because like shes my little sister and i love her and that was the case even when she hated me. its something my parents did an okay job of acknowledging at the time that like any time the lamented that we didnt get along where i could hear it came with a "we know youre trying, she's the problem" (and she was to be clear. i say this with love but she was very much the problem i was the only person she ever attacked and i never hit back except to try and put space between us). anyway. the point is i do think i would react to damian wayne the exact same way dick grayson does if put in a similar situation because if my sister had had assassin training she would have done serious damage and it wouldnt have changed a thing

#my thots #like i would give the world for her. she is my number fucking one thats my girl!!! #im so proud of her at all times and i love her so much and im so glad she knows she can come to me and that we're friends now #i get rlly sappy abt my sister actually there are not words in english to describe how much i love her. shes the reason i love older #sibling characters so much because theres no other feeling in the world like the way i feel about her #anyway. she described to me in detail one time how she was going to kill me. she was three and i was five #i kicked her out of my room bc she did this after we had a minor argument abt sleeping arrangements for the sleepover we were having in my #bedroom #looking back the image of three year old sister waiting with an axe to kill me is rlly funny but it was a lot less funny at the time lol #idk how much sense this makes but i do think part of the reason i love damian and dicks dynamic so much is bc it half reminds me of her #if she was younger and our parents were more overtly shitty than #yell at us about stupid things shitty #anyway i think its an oldest sibling thing like i dont think tim would ever come around because hes not been an older sibling for that long #he hasnt developed the Instincts. but i have as dick grayson very clearly has and the Instincts say small child attacking needs therapy #and patience #this post makes no sense but im not gonna try to fix that bc i need to write a speech #loveposting

[isabelguerra]

okay yeah sorry i am Eternally gonna make fun of johnny ‘i didn’t getta good peep at any of em sides max an the ginger’ jhonny:

looking Directly At the last remaining photo member while the car passes by AS SHE SITS lNBETWEEN MAX AND THE GINGER

proceeding to be her rival hitball captain for literally 80 pages

noticing her trying suspiciously hard to end the hitball game against suspiciously-acting jeff

but ed is STILL the first one he recognizes

#paranatural #i love pnat but im not gonna lie this area of zacks writing falls so flat for me. its not even a ‘boo my faves aren’t interacting’ situation #disclaimer. this time it 100% is a dunking on pnat post. i still mean it in a fun lighthearted way but like come on. cringe #its just like. he saw isabels whole entire face. shouldnt that be relevant somehow. shouldnt that be something i should worry about plotwise #‘i disnt get a good look at them’ YOU LOOKED DIRECTLY AT HER SHE WAS RIGHT THERE…. AND THEN YOU PLYED HITBALL AGAINST HER FOR TWO YEARS #YOU ARE A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ISABELno im gonna save that for a post thats too funny to leave in tags #WRITE ISABEL BACK INTO THE NARRATIVE GET HER KN THERE!!!!! #i dont WANT a ‘happy ch5 ending everything is ok’ scenario i want to be thinking ‘UH OHHHH ISABEL WATCH OUT GIRL!!!!’ i have to do everythin #g around here smh… anyway new fic dropping this week

[playtimepalace]

orgasm control is so hot in theory bc i love begging and i love being given permission for things and i love everything that comes with being commanded to let go but the thing is i got a hair trigger and telling me what to do absolutely can be enough to make me cum so 'not yet' is kind of. gonna cause an ironic reaction 💀

#tell me to hold out just a little longer im gonna be like well great suggestion but idk abt that one boss #fwiw i love overstim so me getting off is hardly a reason to slow down #half my posts are just like. heres a thing i write extensively about and why it wouldnt work for me cuz my pussy's too tight and im insane #princeyposts #idk i think its funny

[plutoprophecy]

What’s your favorite bible ship

Judas x jesus, obviously

Im a massive whore for that friends-to-enemies with a hint of unrequited-but-actually-requited-love that they had going on. Kinda gutted that the writers wrote them Like That (like cmon the banter and all that chemistry) only to kill both of them in the end. Plus Mary Magdalene kinda felt forced in there. Like cmon if you didnt want them to be gay you shouldn't have written them like that. No amount of love forks (bc its obviously not a triangle lol) is gonna save that. Queerbaiting much? 🙄

#refuse to tag #look away this insanity posting is private #inquiry-insanity #once again obligatory warning. this is a joke. a funny haha. i dont care about the bible. im not religious in any way. this is just for fun #yknow whats kinda funny tho. writing this shit is sooo fun to do bc i dont mean a single word #also just in case: religious folks who didnt like reading this just block me and move on. im not gonna argue about anything

[flovverworks]

thinking about alchstar since story update tmrw (yay!!!) n. akira would fit right into the msging crew. have u eaten yet. what did u think of lunch (proceeds to get happy if its praised cuz yey my friend cooked that). hello i saw a cat today. 'theres been meowing on the colossus do u know anything about that' uhhh well....u see.......... the stars r pretty tonight. the moon is beautiful tonight. have you seen a shooting star? um, dont go back to ur room just yet navi....uhhhhh no reason ahaha......just....there might have been a lil gift.....that uh...broke free........but dont worry we r getting it under control n out of here and they said theyd apologize (maybe) just uh wait a moment more....

#stardust speaking ! #to this day novio going 'damn thats all u got?' to navis clothes is sssoooooo funny.......suggesting a bunnythemed outfit...... #'good evening navi' 'novio u sure have it easy dont u😠' WHY R U SO ANGRRRYYYYYYYYYYY #giles has a rly funny one too about lunch. uh giles u might not like lunch. why not ill eat even sandworms. its vegan salad.(giles has left #rw's are all chaotic. the bombs....the drills.........the chainsaws.......it nvr ends #msging futures in games r ghe BEST im so in love woth them #i love when its nonsense stuff too...gm......good evening...etc.... #anyway i did one reply imma do some more before i post them unless i get possessed and post them as im done anywat #would u all still support me if i cant write more than 2 paras <-person whos gonna write billion paras eventually

[orcelito]

posted chapter 4 of Sentido

now with the tag of "Plants Shenanigans". i think im very funny for that

#speculation nation #or less that im funny for it and more i just find it funny #im really sleepy and i wonder if that's evident in my author's notes #whelp. hope the chapter's still readable #i wrote like most of it today (yesterday). Whoop whoop #i had like 2 hours between therapy and work. which is where i went and reworked thru the earlier stuff #used my break during my shift to write. and then wrote basically the entire time from when my shift ended #i was feelin it. #tho im not fucking writing on the bridge anymore bc a big group of moms and daughters interrupted me #to ask if i could take their pic. and i mean i did. they were pretty nice about it. but it was still annoying #me writing a metaphysical experience of a man and his extraplanar sister but stopping to take a pic of a rly loud group of women #there was a lil baby puppy that passed by right after tho. that made everything ok #i like writing on the bridge. or reading on the bridge. there are benches in the shade of trees and lots of open air #and plenty of foot traffic sure but it's also much more on the way than my beloved forest path. easier for times like this #where i just kinda wanted to chill a bit. it's fine. #anyways hi hello i posted the thing. i need to go to sleep now. #tomorrow is gonna be hell. lmao.

[scattered-winter]

girl help the dudebro nerds are coming after my lantern corps post

#lmfao one guy had a whooooole 4 paragraph essay complete with linked videos for reference #as to why i was wrong #sir [gender neutral] go touch some grass. someone has a different opinion about funny little fictional people than you. its gonna be ok #i just think its funny im not even mad #im a Little annoyed that they thought it was a good idea to write a whole essay on Someone Else's post about why they were wrong #because like. i feel like its basic fandom etiquette to Not do that #if you see a take you disagree with just scroll past it and move on #and if you absolutely Have to complain abt it then do it in dms or in a very vague complaint post idk #just dont be an ass <3 #anyway im too amused by this to be super mad #sir you are not gonna convince me that im wrong. C+ for effort and cited sources tho #winter speaks #edit: dont complain abt the post to THAT person's dms. that's what the besties are for <3