institutionalized biphobia (<- airport staff uncuffed my jeans during security check)
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i’ve been training my entire life for this (flirted with people using facebook poke feature in middle school)
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passed my Big Doctor exam!!!!! i can now officially diagnose y’all with beautiful dumbass syndrome and prescribe you dress up games
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i wish all
motorniczy tramwaju co mi okrutnie acz bez skrupułów zamknął drzwi przed nosem w sekundzie jak do nich dobiegłam i potem stał na przystanku minutę uśmiechając się do mnie złośliwie przez szybę
a very
żeby spotkało cię to samo 🔪🔪
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critical success on charisma check 🎲
(managed to convince movie theater to postpone my expired tickets for a screening i missed due to an incurable case of “i forgor”)
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jeden like i powieszę sobie zdjęcia typów z naruto na świecącym sznurku z sedruszkowymi spinaczami nad biurkiem
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you've heard of
🐙kupowanie biletów na octopus film festival po węgiersku🐙
now get ready for
🎮granie w simsy 4 po rosyjsku, bo w ea app nie działa żaden inny język apparently🎮
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i saw an ✨inicjatywa lokalnej społeczności✨ so beautiful i started crying
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i'm literally one (1) strawberry blond by mitski listen away from bleaching my hair 😩😩
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character development is abandoning forest productivity app (boring, cash-grabby and fuelled by capitalistic pursuit of productiveness) and setting up a xmas compliment-fishing tree instead 🌲
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(dzieciak z ostatniej ławki na drugiej z kolei lekcji matematyki voice)
ŚNIEG!!! chłopaki pada śnieg!!!
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you’ve heard of
if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound
now get ready for
if you don’t see a cow on ur train trip is it really a train trip?
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babygirl i have ✨laundry still sitting in the washing machine bc i ignored the beeping first time around✨ that even i don't know about
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ao3 author notes: sorry i was absent for the past two weeks! i had to hand sew 42874 crystal gems to my shorts and then someone spiked my drink so i had to redo the whole thing
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i misread xmas gobelins as xmas goblins on a christmas marker stall and got really excited for a second
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taylor swift really went through all these break-ups jus so i could have a catchy cleaning playlist…….
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