#merc.txt

[eats-all-your-shoes]

WAIT GUYS

ITS HERMITCRAFTS 11TH BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #merc.txt

[strawberryfires]

george, sapnap, punz, sylvee, hannah, badboyhalo, shadoune, and spreen are all in the hunt & run event now :D

#and more of their friends from sc from captaingato and farfadox #im very exciteddddd #merc.txt

[holographiccatpun]

why is yn in every omegaverse reader/character fic the fucking omega? i could breed him. marvelman#26 would Beg for my knot.

#merc.txt

[maisfangirl]

ok but momos tale from the tales of ba sing se is so sad

#rewatching rn and its so sad #merc.txt #atla

[mercenaryscum]

what lil shit got the couch meme circulating again

#merc.txt #i? want to die? #i thought it was dead #why this. why. what did i do to deserve this #i hate that stupid post but i cant delete it now

[eats-all-your-shoes]

thank you joe hills for wearing the brightest green shirt ever for the charity event, it makes him very easy to spot

#joe hills #hermitblr #hermitcraft #merc.txt

[eats-all-your-shoes]

i hear y’all with the “bdubs and joel are fighting for etho” and the newer “jimmy and etho are fighting for joel” but i think we should go down the stop fighting and kiss route and start shipping joel/bdubs & etho/jimmy

#i have no clue how this would work like. interaction wise #but i think it would be funny #merc.txt #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #hermitblr #smalishbeans #etho #solidaritygaming #bdoubleo

[eats-all-your-shoes]

anyone else notice that ethos keyboard is TOUCHING his monitor

#etho olease #merc.txt #hermitblr #mcytblr #ethoslab

[eats-all-your-shoes]

okayokay so if you think about it then in secret life jimmy kinda didn’t break his curse

His curse is being the canary in the coal mine, his death signifying the “beginning of the end” this does NOT mean he has to die first.

When Lizzie died nothing much happened, and theee was a while until the next death. BUT when Jimmy died it was to a wither and warden and Mumbo died right after, that’s the beginning of the end to me. He’s still the warning shot.

i think Real Life was just some weird joke the watchers played and made Jimmy’s curse reverse and have him be the only survivor in the mines

#also he kind died twice in LimL (dying to etho where he was supposed to and then dying to falling) and maybe it just canaceled out. #two negatives make a positive i guess #mcytblr #merc.txt #trafficblr #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #jimmy canary curse #canary curse #life series

[eats-all-your-shoes]

i don’t know if this is just a me thing but every time the hermits go “oh lets do [thing] for the viewers” i start like kicking my feet giggling like ur talking about me? you wanna do things for me? omg :))))))

#i might be a bit parasocial actually #uhm. #first step to fixing the problem is being aware 😌 #hermitblr #hermitcraft #merc.txt

[strawberryfires]

it's still kinda crazy that the first few times bad logged onto the q/smp he was using one of the dteam house setups

#when u think about it. it's almost poetic #merc.txt

[eats-all-your-shoes]

grian and pearl are my little guys, but joe and etho are my weirdo guys.

grian and pearl are always in the back of my mind and i put in effort to make a semi-coherent story for them, but for joe/etho i just chuck em in the microwave every time i get a headcanon and think “oh that would be funny as fuck if that happened” and project all my weirdness onto them

#pearl and grian are by definition my blorbos #but for some reason in my brain i have to watch joes s1 to watch his s10 so im doing that #and i don’t watch etho but i have a few moots that do and i read mass amounts of fanfic of him and watch a lot of him from other ppls povs #so ethogirl by proxy? #merc.txt #hermitblr #hermitcraft #not tagging inv people bc it’s a shit post

[eats-all-your-shoes]

if characters in fanfic say “prime” as a substitute for “god” it means

2. twitch chat is canon

3. god is dead

4. you watched dsmp/tommyinnit

#merc.txt #because prime came from church prime (tommyinnit) and that was from twitch prime subs #sorry if i’m wrong i didnt watch tommy

[eats-all-your-shoes]

i was planning to watch joe hills for s10 but i think i missed a zero somewhere and now i’m watching s1. really good either way

#he’s my guy now #hermitblr #joe hills #merc.txt

[eats-all-your-shoes]

please do

#joe hills hermitcraft s9 ep11 #merc.txt

[strawberryfires]

anyyyyywayyyssss george stream tomorrow i am so excited i love seeing him interact with other streamers 🫂

#exorcising my squidcraft demons in preparation for sc3 #merc.txt