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yellowpuppet · 1 year

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TEACHER HEADCANNONS

⋆ ★ Favourite teachers:

1. Colin the Computer

in fannon most people say his favourite would be Paige/Sketchbook. I disagree because she stunts his creativity and discourages him. I honestly think after episode 6 of the webseries, the gang seem more comfortable with Colin in the tv series. I think Doi would be most comfortable around him. He likes asking Colin a lot of questions and they generally hang out whenever they see each other.

2. Electracy

Yeah he likes her. She’s not really much a threat. He does regret asking about electrifying his boring chair, however. And has infinite sympathy about the batteries thing.

Neutral:

Briefcase & Choochoo/Mr.Transport - Feeling is nuetral.

⋆ ★ A Teacher Doi Knew Before Both Shows:

Larry/Lamp.

I headcannon that lamp used to be Doi’s lamp in his room when he lived with Roy. Lamp was never “alive” until he had come with Doi into the Funny House. Though Doi’s first acknowledgement of the lamp’s sentience was in episode 6 of the Webseries. These days he tolerates lamp since lamp has sobered up a lot and no longer sings about drowning in oil or burning his friends.

⋆ ★ Least favourite teacher

(he’s got a few he’s most scared of tbh lets categorise these into “scared of” and general “dislike”)

Scared of:

1. Shrignold the Butterfly / love cultist. - He’s terrified of butterflies no thanks to you Shrignold. That really messed him up, honestly. He was very sensitive to seeing bugs hurt before this experience now he is grossed out and not a big fan of bugs at all, not that our lovely Doi really knows the difference between a butterfly or pigeon. (by name anyway)

2. Steak - yep Steak and by default Spinach Can just take him back to his messed up experiences in which his father and he both practiced cannibalism until Doi finally got out of there. The worst experience for him by far was getting out of that kind of lifestyle only to be forced into it years after when Steak had him eat one of the people he actually loves and cares for.

3. The Twins / Lily & Todney - Yeah he knows a family of cannibals when he see one. At least he knew that when he saw their ravenous behavior at the dinner table and was forced to order a family chicken tub. If this hadn’t happened he would have been fine with them, probably. He was a little upset to witness Roy do what Roy does, knowing he was powerless to stop it.

After the experiences with his Dad/Roy growing up, Steak & The Twins; Doi will only accept food cooked by his friends. Duck mostly cooks.

Grey area:

Tony/The Clock - He made him die :{ & is screaming hurts his ears

Dislikes:

Warren The Worm Eagle. - Yeah he was afraid in that one bit of the episode but ultimately I feel Warren is one of the few people that Doi doesn’t like. Scaring away his Brain Friends and harassing him was enough to push him.

Mean Steve the Key - He doesn’t like Steve because he’s bossy and mean and caused Duck to act the same, though Duck sometimes acts that way himself, that time he had someone to bolster him.

Coffin - took his friend away. Enough said.

#┊ ⋆ looks back through me { musings }#⋆ ┊i'm working on a third symbolic subset . headcannon #tw: cannibalism

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boneinator · 4 months

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Hope this doesn’t bother you a lot, but can we get some headcanons of the teachers? I was curios about ur vision for them

Dw it doesn't bother me !! I love getting asks ^^

Anyway it's going under read more bc this feels like a long one

Sketch

• she/they enby, omnisexual (<- me when I'm projecting)

• mentor figure for the newer teachers

• gives drawings and crafts as gifts, might or might not have various voodoo dolls

• uses Colin as a monitor for digital art

Tony

• he/him, bisexual

• you CANNOT tell me he doesn't drink tea 24/7. Most British mf I have ever seen

• weird hearing, very sensitive to loud sounds but can barely hear normal talking tones. Applies to his own voice too so that's why he screams a lot

• kind of an inferiority complex for the decaying use of clocks over technology lol

Shrignold

• gay and homophobic idgaf

• aware of the harm he's doing but genuinely loves his cult- "family" a lot

• likes telenovelas, granny type of beat

Colin

• he/it Libramasc, pansexual (here I am, projecting once again)

• has haphephobia but is working on it (this one might as well be canon idk)

• everyone has a computer day, so even if you see him every day you only get screentime once a year

• autism 🫵

• his tail is retractable

• has SO MANY viruses, that's why he glitches and talks slow

Healthy band

• doing them all together bc how can you think of them alone :[ don't separate them

• common fanon of them being a family ykn the drill

• their "birthday" (or date of release lol) is actually fridge and steaks anniversary

• depending on the day they either make the most rancid bizarre food or a 5 stars, Gordon Ramsay approved meal

• running on the same luck, fridge can either be filled with normal groceries, nothing (you have to buy groceries) or gore. Like those are his guts leave him alone

• everyone hiding inside fridge is apparently a normal bonding experience

• bread boy is transfem !! (Should we start calling her something different?)

• spinach is also a she/they enby, nobody in here isn't lgbtq

Lamp

• he/him but doesn't really care, pansexual

• has been trying to be sober but he's already very fucked up, that's why he's like That™ in the TV show

• the other teachers we see in his episode are his party friends

• absolutely watches the others dreams, likes to bother them about what they mean

★ ok now the TV show ones

Briefcase

• has an absurd amount of skills, barbie kind of ridiculous

• lives with his brother and sustains them both

• workaholic

• was mr.petersons before red guy

• actually not that bad he's just really fast paced, genuinely just lost the trio on the fabric

Coffin

• he/him goth gf <3

• doesn't like music AT ALL. And is very mean about it

• besties with the tissue box !!

• originally only used his hush tone for work but it slowly morphed into his normal voice

• pretty bad PTSD

• very kind with kids and people in general tbh, it might be something useful for his job but it's just how he is really

Lily and Todney

• I don't think about them a lot sorry

• they know what they are doing and that their whole family dynamic is pretty fucked but they genuinely just really want a mom tho ,,,

Warren the wo-Eagle

• genuinely just hate him so I don't think about him a lot either lol

• had no power over the trio because he was fired and not technically a teacher anymore

• his whole Thing (ykn) comes from bullying and a feeling of inferiority. He still sucks tho

Mr.Transport

• well. I guess I just don't think a lot about the newer teachers

• was actually a really nice teacher before still going to work at 120 years old

• nobody really liked him but he was the other's only way of going outside the house so they endured him

• there was a fight over his will. People died

Electracey

• she/they enby n°3, lesbian

• really scared to touch her batteries now, has caused her to get cranky but still refuse to change them until forced

• puts up light shows for her friends

• huge sci-fi and videogames in general fan

• Colin's cousin. Actually all electronics are related

• wanted to be a music teacher but her biology said no

★ this is more of a general one but all of them are somewhere in the aroace spectrum !! I think it comes with the object nature. I have not defined where all of them fall tho

That's it I think. This is so long I am so sorry I just enjoy them a lot so I have a lot of thoughts

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