#ohai everyone :D

[olveeeee-blog]

Well, this was less than ideal. Olve was just glad that he hadn’t been forced into one of the birdcages he’d seen on the way in to the “Undercroft” - what a name. With a sigh, he paused at the entrance to the dormitory, letting his tired eyes move over the large room, taking it all in. “Peachy....” he muttered to himself as he fiddled with the collar around his neck, “Just peachy.” It was gong to take all his luck as a kirin and then some to get out of this one, he was sure of it.

#krovscastlestarter #ohai everyone :D #please meet Olve!! #he's a precious muffin and needs friends <3 #hmu!! #I know Oliver's didn't have 5 replies but I couldn't figure out how to get Olve in there since he's new :( #Hope this is okay!! #oliver: beyond belief #ben: wagers

[karliesbuzzcut]

Ohai. I’m back on my ♠️ bullshit. Partly because it entertains me but mostly because TTB&co keeps pushing it on me. You could even say I am the victim here.

Now the question is, did Spade really do that? Did they really? We already discussed the Nashville show, so let’s moved to the ~fake~ wedding malarkey.

According to TTB lore, Spade warned them about Josh&Karlie’s 2018 wedding. What Spade actually told them a day before the wedding was this:

😬

S[he] be[lie]ve[d].

There will always be an “over” in “lover”.

When did the world decide to hide real tears with fake smiles?

The only thing Spade has going for them is the fact that they decided to send their livejournal teenage poetry the day before the wedding. But it’s not like Spade wasn’t an active informant at that time.

After the wedding, TTB screenshoted herself (I feel the need to clarify that so you know I wasn’t the one who liked that post), and added a follow-up message:

As you can see, the first part was posted before the wedding. She seems to imply all the messages came from Spade, right? We know that the “fake smiles” message was from Spade since she tagged it as such on the original post, and she says they’re all from the same source. I’m just not sure why this one wasn’t tagged, but - BUT! Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Spade was letting them know about the upcoming wedding with a message that read “Karlie will be single”? Genius tactic!

Kurt Kloss and Spade being trolls all along is my new headcanon.

The day after the wedding Spade sent the November- Candid message.

I have nothing to add to it, I just think it’s hilarious. 🤷‍♀️

Next one: did Spade know the exact time Karlie would post a happy birthday to Taylor in 2018? Weeeeell...

Okay, prepare yourself because this one is really funny. I know I say that about everything but that’s just because I really mean it. I’m an easily amused person.

First there was a 7 on December 6th.

Then there was a 3 on December 10th.

By then, people realised that it was a countdown for Taylor’s birthday. And everybody was like “cool! I didn’t think she was going to have one of those this year!”

To everyone’s surprise Taylor’s birthday was indeed on the 13th (Spade predicted this). Karlie also wished her a Happy Birthday on her Instagram stories. Last one she would post, by the way, but I’m just mentioning that for the lulz.

Spade, after the fucking fact, messaged TTB again. Guys, listen to this: the 7 was for the number of days before the post. Not Taylor’s birthday, her birthday had absolutely nothing to do with the post, it just happened to coincide. And the 3, suuure - it looks like part of the countdown but DON’T BE FOOLED, it was for the hour in which the story would be posted.

But it was 3pm in Nashville. Not in London, where Taylor was at the time. Not in New York, where Karlie possibly was and also the city that symbolises their undying love. Nope. Nashville because, duh, it was posted at 4pm in NY so it had to be Nashville.

K&T Secret-Relationship Corporation has headquarters and they’re located in Nashville guys. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

#kaylor

[sleepy-salami]

Ohai, Mass Effect and\or Dragon age for fandom asks f you feel like it :)

Procrastination time!I’ll do both.

Mass Effect (I haven’t played Andromeda, so only first three):

Favorite Male CharacterI’m being torn apart between Garrus and Joker. Oh, and Javik… Ugh, too many. OH WAIT. MORDIN. MORDIN DAMN-HIS-STORY-ARC SOLUS.

Favorite Female CharacterJack. My trash girl. I don’t know why I feel so good just looking at her. 

Least Favorite CharacterIdk why I dislike Miranda so much, just like I can’t explain why I love Jack. You know how I feel, sis, your situation is direct opposite x)

Favorite ShipNormandy :D Closely followed by shakarian, t’sovik, Joker/EDI.

Favorite FriendshipShepard&companions, Mordin&Eve, and pretty much every friendship in this game.

Favorite Quote“You… may be right. Yes, I’m tired… I’ll nap. Destroy the universe later…” - Niftu Cal, relatable biotic god

Worst Character Death (if any)MORDIN DAMN-HIS-STORY-ARC SOLUS.

This made me so happy you have no idea MomentCan I write the whole Citadel DLC here?

Saddest MomentMORDIN DAMN-HIS-STORY-ARC SOLUS.

Favorite LocationNormandy! Both of them.

Dragon Age:

Favorite Male CharacterCole. Yep, not Solas. Solas is the second.

Favorite Female CharacterUhhhhhhhhhhhhMerril. My beautiful bloody daisy

Least Favorite CharacterMeredith. Just. ARGH.

Favorite ShipSolavellan. I am forever burning in this hell. Also adoribull, because awww. And Varric/Bianca. Both Biancas.

Favorite FriendshipARE YOU KIDDING? ALL OF THEM. Okay, I’ll choose 3. Solas&Cole, Varric&Cassandra, and Alistair&Morrigan frenemy dynamics.

Favorite QuoteUhhhhhhhhhhhh [2]TOO MANY.Okay.“Men are always willing two believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive.” - Morrigan

Worst Character Death (if any)Among my “canon” ones - probably Leandra Hawke.Among all possible ones - Chargers. I’ve never been able to kill them in-game, and I cried an hour after watching that option on YouTube. Also that includes Bull’s death, which is equally horrible.

This made me so happy you have no idea MomentWhen I was exploring Hawke’s estate and found all those little marks my misfit family had left there. Especially Merril’s handprints on the chandellier.

Saddest MomentTRESPASSER ENDING

Favorite LocationThe Fade. (Solas Greatly Approves) Yes, I love all the Fade quests. I was surprised to learn that almost everyone in the fandom hates Fade quest in the Origins.

#mass effect #dragon age #ask meme

[toxichourglassa]

ohai it’s been awhile. i hope everyone’s been well! sorry for just dropping off the radar & for the lack of activity around here. i really just needed a break from all the stress & drama i kept seeing on my dash. i’ve been over at  @shindera  for the past few weeks to give me some time away from here, so i’m still writing, just with a different muse (my angry fire child). i will be making a slow comeback here, but activity will be quite sporadic. most interactions will probably take place in nat’s different aus simply because i’m just not feeling stuff in her main verse right now. i don’t know how to explain it, but this fandom’s just been really mentally draining for the past few months.

i will eventually get around to updating her theme & stuff, but for now, i’ll be working on stuff behind the scenes to help me get a feel for her muse again. if mutuals would like to keep in touch with me while i revamp/continue to write on my other blog, you’re welcome to add me on s*kype  or  d*iscord  (tho i use the latter more often than the former cause it’s less glitchy). just be sure to include your url when you add me, please! i’d also like to thank those of you who’ve stuck around while i’ve been gone. it means a lot to me that you’re still here. i promise i’ll get back to writing here with nat soon! <3

#hover for my contact info! <3 #▓ they wanted blood; so you painted your lips red & blew the wolves a kiss. ❜ ( ooc. ) #long post for ts

[tsumeyuki]

ohai everyone! i’m gonna be slow to do things here cause i’m only on about ep 90 of the anime and making progress daily, but that won’t stop me from wanting to chat and plot with mutuals! if you’d like to exchange d*scords, just let me know or like this post and i’ll send it to you!

#maybe i'll try to start doing some small things here too once i have more icons #but yes please yell at me about your muses and plot things with me #i'm so excited to be here #ooc.