#oilers @ pens

[jeynearrynofthevale]

As a kid McDavid unwrapped Penguins jerseys at Christmas, tacked Crosby posters onto his bedroom wall, collected number 87 bobbleheads. “One day he asked if we could write a letter to Sidney Crosby to ask him how he deals with all the pressures,” says Kelly McDavid, Connor’s mother. “He felt this weight on him that he wanted to be just like Sidney and wanted to know how he did that.” Crosby was 15 at the time; McDavid was five.

#connor mcdavid #hockey #oilers #edmonton oilers #97 #sidney crosby #87 #pens

[ehghtyseven]

sid's had enough of the trade talk and is trying out for a wrestling career instead

#and some other shenanigans in the background #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #mine:gif #mine:sid #gif:s #sidney #penguins #fisticuffs #oilers @ pens #10.03.24

[tangerisms]

hockey shitposts but its all things me and my friends have said pt 2

#absolutely unhinged #philipp grubauer #sidney crosby #matthew tkachuk #mitch marner #auston matthews #nico hischier #jack hughes #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #evgeni malkin #brad marchand #kraken #penguins #panthers #leafs #devils #oilers #bruins #pens #devs #hockey shitposting #safehaven.txt

[national-hockey-lesbian]

hockey players + hunger

Sherman Alexie, from “Sonnet, with Pride”

#nhl #hockey #philadelphia flyers #flyers lb #claude giroux #nolan patrick #las vegas golden knights #vgk lb #colorado avalanche #avs lb #nathan mackinnon #tyler seguin #quinn hughes #sidney crosby #pens lb #pittsburgh penguins #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #edmonton oilers #oilers lb #shane wright #seattle kraken #brad marchand #boston bruins #bruins lb #vancouver canucks #canucks lb #stars lb #my edits #this post is brought to you by me and zee (aka zee collaboration tag)

[annieqattheperipheral]

i almost feel bad posting this...

"hey what an easy night huh, you don't even stretch, get 3 points, then go home"

how this little boy once fawned over him in pittsburgh, here jagr is himself giddy fanboying over him in pittsburgh...

#connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #edmonton oilers #jaromir jagr #pittsburgh penguins #the psychosexual torture of the pens in the neighbouring dressing room exhibited here is a lesson sid learned from penguin greats himself.. #oilers lb

[19871997]

smile that could light up the world 🌟 (he's down 0-4 half way through the first period. his head coach has just been kicked out the game. he's a man down.)

↳ phi @ tbl 9th march 2024

#travis konecny #flyers lb #philadelphia flyers #hockeyedit #nhl hockey #not really a lb but let me live it just made me giggle #gifs* #also found a captioning format thats somewhat decent. if a little. gradient background pfp age 26 minimalist theme #but them lot always cook w the edits so it’s chill #rip the pens oilers ate here’s another man from the orchard

[sportsthoughts]

mouthguarding - 10/3/24

#sidney crosby #connor mcdavid #pens lb #pittsburgh penguins #edmonton oilers #luce's gifs

[simmyfrobby]

What are your top 3 nhl teams with the best vibes?

ooh ok. yea. fun. love this. im going to declare all my biases upfront: im a pens, bruins & wild fan so obviously my nr 1 is:

minny

they have flower. they have kaprizov. they go on homoerotic little holidays together. they have two deweys and one foligno. their captain is pretty and everyone is short. every game is somehow embarrassing. even if they win. especially if they win. 11/10 cant lose.

nr 2: philly

i dont follow them or root for them but i will have nightmares about the dog mask every day for the rest of my life. also they made drysdale come hang out w them during the all star break and that was cute. also the conga line. hardass coach but we stay silly. 9/10 solid vibes.

nr 3: yotes

jason zucker lives there.

#bruins have the goalies ofc #but the ghost of christmas past still kinda hangs over that team and also they like to play soúper frustrating games #that go on for 4 hours and where I feel like I might die the entire time #captain rat gets + for vibes but then 2023 sadbrad hug kills it. if krejc and bergy were still on this team they'd make the top 3 #pens ofc dont make the list despite sunshine boy poj and the fact that erik brings the silly every day #theyre too much of a Serious Old Man Team #bonus points for the silliest own goal in the history of the franchise. points withdrawn for cookie injury i miss him so bad #anne carson asks why does tragedy exist #answer: because old men #because love. because brittle bones and traumatic head injuries. #last year i probably would've answered Seattle #Detroit at the beginning of this season but they um. made some poor hiring choices. rotten rancid vibes now im very sorry for your loss #Edmonton would've gotten a high score from me at the beginning of the season not because the vibes were good but because they were #without a doubt #the most miserable team in the league and i found that to be soooo interesting and fun #How Will The Oilers Lose Next #but theyre good again now so that's less exciting for me #montreal honourable mention for the short slutty guy #love him

[martyrbat]

the worst thing is that jarry has a permanent pretty bitch face regardless of if he made a big save or just let a puck in so its easy to make a joke about giving him a knife when the penguins are being the penguins. but ned has a permanent sad face and when a puck goes in he looks like hes going to cry and it makes me so... :((

#pens lb #I HATE THE OILERS I HATE THEM SO MUCH. #does his big beautiful brown eyes mean nothing to these guys..... stop making them almost water up :(

[thingsmk1120sayz]

#hockey #Sidney Crosby #Pittsburgh penguins #let's go pens #Connor McDavid #Edmonton oilers

[ehghtyseven]

tanger pushes past to join the scrum, leon pulls him in for a couples dance instead

#look at that flail lmao #yet again we have to find our joy where we can with this game lads #kris letang #pittsburgh penguins #leon draisaitl #oilers #mine:gif #mine:tanger #gif:t #tanger #penguins #fisticuffs #oilers @ pens #10.03.24

[vezinas]

kiddo

alternate versions because im indecisive 😍

the screenshots r so fun im ngl

#family portrait ftw 🗣️ #alexa play mirrors by justin timberlake #chicago blackhawks #edmonton oilers #pittsburgh penguins #connor bedard #connor mcdavid #sidney crosby #hawks lb #oilers lb #pens lb #hockey art #sid n connor m are lookin a lil weird but that’s ok #also i don’t wanna talk about the fact that I copied sids helmet from connors 😓😓 #my art #lowkey I hate drawing younger people cause they have no wrinkles 😣😣 #like #where’s your flavor baby #favorite!

[jeynearrynofthevale]

Baby Connor in his Sid jersey!!!

#connor mcdavid #97 #edmonton oilers #sidney crosby #87 #pittsburgh penguins #oilers #pens

[oliviabelova]

may not be able to lb tonight your girl HAS A DATE????

#kinda upset that it's during these two HUGELY important games but #it is what it is #will need yall to keep me updated please #pens lb #oilers lb

[crow-the-unknown]

...you're actually joking me

#colorado avalanche #avs lb #edmonton oilers #oilers lb #why the fuck are my teams... like this #this is about the pens too btw #hand in unloveable hand #im too tired for this shit guys

[sportsthoughts]

Just tried to explain my misery to my husband (penguins humiliating loss to the oilers) and he - who knows absolutely nothing about hockey - said “oh, was it that David McNathan again” and I now physically cannot be sad because I’m imagining the existence of a mcdavid/mackinnon hybrid

#sid would be obsessed #also cannot explain how impressed I am that he actually vaguely remembered mcdavid plays for the oilers #pens lb