#okay seriously though why'd they do me dirty like this

[murdertoothpick]

no promises

Adrian Chase x f!Reader | w/c: 1866

Summary: Peacemaker deals with his anger by locking you and Adrian in a closet together, you deal with yours in another way.

Warnings: closet shenanigans, lots of swearing, SMUT, grinding, fingering, mutual orgasms, talks of cunnilingus and PiV sex. 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

‘Hey! What are you—‘

The door closes behind you, trapping you and Adrian in the confined space of the storage closet. Immediately, a gloved hand goes flying to your mouth, muffling the end of your question with an apprehensive urgency.

‘Be quiet!’ Adrian rushes out, voice hushed to stay within the confines of the dimly lit closet.

You huff, still confused by his abrupt entrance and his dragging-you-with-him, but deciding to entertain the shenanigans he seems to be busying himself with for now The quicker you acquiesce the quicker you can get out of here, you hope.

‘Did you hear that?’ he asks, prompting your ears to tune into the footsteps on the other side of the door, increasing in volume and then gradually fading to silence, leaving the two of you alone once again. There is no longer a need to stay quiet.

You slap his hand away from your face, the "threat" gone. ‘What? Peacemaker?' you answer confusedly, the concern now filling you, 'What’s going on?’

'Okay so,' he begins, taking a breath, 'I took the liberty of doing Peacemaker's laundry because I knew he was having a bad day and I kinda-sorta-accidentally...shrunkhisclothesinthewash?' he rushes - voice inflecting like in a question and unsure of how you might react. 'And now his bad day is like a total clusterfuck of bad days.'

'Right...' you understand that much already, though it doesn't explain your current proximity to him in the darkened space. 'But, why'd you drag me in here with you?'

'Because you totally would have told him I was in here,' he answers without a hitch.

'I wouldn’t have,' you challenge him.

'Would too.'

'Would not.'

'Would. Too.'

Oh, seriously? You scoff, 'I'm offended.'

'C'mon,' he chides, obviously amused and smiling in the dark, 'You love messing with me.'

'I do not,' you're quick to refute - even though you know he’s right.

And it's like you can hear his eyebrow go up. 'Are we going to do this again?'

Cue your shit-eating grin. 'Do what?'

'Ha-ha.'

'Whatever,' you roll your eyes, 'Can I leave now?'

He thinks for a moment, deciding that it's probably safe for him,

'After you,' he shuffles minutely back, only able to allow you enough room to snake your hand far enough to grasp the door handle.

You twist the knob. Once. Twice. To no avail. It's locked...from the outside?

'What the f—'

'THAT's what you get Vij!' the sudden voice outside the door startles you and you find yourself jumping away from it. 'Maybe next time you'll learn to stay out of a man's dirty underwear!'

'Peacemaker?' you question, knocking against the door. 'LET ME OUT.'

'Mhmm, no can do. You can keep Vij company until I let him out. I promise—'

'Chris, I swear to fu—'

'—See you in a few hours.'

And then with purposeful footsteps, he's gone, once again leaving you and Adrian alone, but for real this time.

You inhale deeply, then sigh irritatedly at the situation 'FUCK.'

'Look I know you're mad—'

None of that. 'Move over,' you order him.

A beat of silence, then an awkward shuffle in the space. 'I can't exactly do that.'

'Fine.' You move anyways, wedging yourself between the door and Adrian's frame, facing little resistance despite the tight fit. 'I think I can pick the...Right. I can't do that from the inside. I'm just gonna—'

Adrian's hands go flying to your hips, keeping you in place before you can shift away. 'If you're gonna move back, don't.'

'What, why?' you push against him, hoping to—

He groans - and then you feel it.

The answer lies in the print of his erection against your ass, your bodies separated by the fabric of your clothes - usually comfortable but right now, suffocating.

Thimble, my ass.

You snort. What an appropriate choice of words.

'Is this funny to you?' Whoops. You freeze. Now's not the time to be frothing over your teammate's apparently not-so-small penis.

'What, no?' Still, you choke on a giggle in an attempt to stifle your bubbling laughter.

'Because I'm hard as shit right now, and your shaking isn't really helping.'

Ah.

'Right, sorry.' You cough, doing your best to still your movements, but make no attempt to keep anything to yourself. 'For the record though, it doesn't feel like a thimble.'

His head knocks back against the wall with a thunk.

'Shit,' he mutters, hands gripping your hips harder now. Then, with heavy breaths, 'Don't fucking say that.'

Your lips twitch as you fight the cheeky urge to smile at his state of...disarray. 'Why?'

'Because I really like you. But I also really wanna fuck you right now.'

And you wonder why it's taken so long for him to admit any of that; the catalyst being Peacemaker's shrunken underwear. How are you supposed to respond to that?

He saves you the trouble. Just momentarily before you manage to recover. 'Did I make this wei—'

You've decided to get the upper hand; grinding back against him, pushing yourself against his crotch, and cutting him off with a plea. 'What are you waiting for?' you tease, 'We don't have all day.'

'Well...' he corrects you, adorably ingenious to your eagerness, 'PM said we've got a few hours.'

'Adr?' you sigh, looking at him over your shoulder, catching those pretty, puppy-dog eyes of his.

He clearly has no complaints about being here with you. 'Yeah?'

'You gonna fuck me or not?'

And as quick as he had pulled you into the closet with him, his expression sobers and he nods vigorously, hands fumbling to undo his suit at the waist.

While you had hoped that he’d help you first - freed you from your pants before he’d help himself - you don’t let that faze you. Without his help, you shimmy your bottoms and panties down your thigh, making sure to wiggle your ass behind you. But the further push of his hips against yours stills you, his hands coming around on either side of your body and constricting you even more in the tight space.

‘Can I…’ he closes in on you, speaking so close and lowly that you can feel the heat of his breath on your neck —the rest of his body igniting you all the same— ‘Can I touch you? Here?’ he finishes. He cups your pussy with a still-gloved hand, and you’re unable to stop yourself from rocking into his palm in search of any gratifying friction.

You bite your lip in an affirmative nod, letting your head fall to his shoulder as he drags a finger through your folds; teasing your entrance and then your clit.

‘Oh…fuck,’ you moan as he slowly rubs between your legs. His fingers move leisurely but you find yourself getting wetter and wetter in no time, your pussy just aching to be filled by anything he’ll give you, mirroring your desire. ‘Adrian…inside, please.’

You sigh as he obeys and another finger slips in, but the soft noise doesn’t compare to the desperate moan Adrian lets out with the intrusion of his digits into your soaking vagina. ‘You’re so wet…’ he comments, retracting his hand oh-so-slowly and then thrusting his fingers back in again, ‘So fucking dirty.’

You moan. ‘Does that mean you don’t want to fuck in this dusty closet?’ you retort, turning your face into his neck the best you can and letting out a whimper. You also hope to capture some of his skin between your teeth and tongue - branding him as yours.

‘God, no,’ he grits, punctuating his response with another press of his naked length against your bare ass. You can feel all of him. ‘I’m so fucking hard for you right now. And you’re so fucking wet for me, right? Right?’

You can’t help the sharp intake of breath you have when he inserts another finger, or two — you’re not sure — stretching you out in preparation for his cock. Which is partly true. You’re sure he was opening you up so that he could quickly slide in his dick and give you the quick fuck the closet suggests, but then, with thrusting fingers, his thumb finds the hood of your clit.

Deliciously full with three - four? - fingers, you continue rocking into his hand, his digits sliding in and out of you while his thumb coaxes you into a blinding orgasm. Yeah, the room is dark, but as you crescendo into pleasure, you can only see white light behind your closed eyelids. You writhe against Adrian’s body, to which he provides a secure wall around you, but even him, with his solid frame and newly discovered power to induce the best orgasm of your life, is unable to control himself against the erratic movement of your body against his—and cums with a shout of your name.

As you attempt to regain clarity, you’re vaguely aware of the fingers in your cunt, acting as a plug to prevent your cum from dripping down your legs, but also the wetness staining your ass and lower back, signs of your’s and Vigilante’s mutual orgasm.

‘I—are you okay?’ you whisper to him, the both of you simultaneously trying to catch your breaths as you overcome your highs.

‘Better than okay,’ he breathes, to which you laugh in response.

‘I mean…was that enough for now? Because we can stop if you can’t…’

‘No.’ He hastily cuts you off, ‘I was going to fuck you, but I didn’t expect to cum so e—’

‘It’s alright,’ you reassure him honestly, ‘I didn’t mind. We still have time as well.’

Neither of you have moved from your position. His fingers are still inside you, and you’re clenching around him with an insatiable thirst. Probably soaking him down to his knuckles as well. But you can feel him behind you; he’s no longer hard and you don’t want him to feel pressured to—

‘Can I eat you out?’

Oh.

‘…You know, before I fuck you. While I get hard again.’

And the definitiveness of which he states his intentions almost makes your legs buckle underneath you. You manage to turn around on shaky legs, his hand leaving you to support you at your sides as you face him.

You swallow, somewhat flustered by his proposal. You can feel your cheeks heat up at the thought. ‘Have you ever—‘

‘No,’ he answers, though with the confidence he exudes as he lowers himself to his knees in front of you, you’d have a reason not to believe him.

He firmly grasps one of your legs, guiding it over his shoulder and balancing you against him. With his head so close to your cunt, he looks up to you again, waiting for your confirmation.

You nod, but then, ‘Wait.’

He holds your gaze, waiting for you to continue.

‘How do you know you won’t cum again?’

He smiles, breaking eye contact and diverting his attention to your awaiting arousal. He plants a kiss to your inner thigh, then trails his lips even closer to your pussy. ‘That’s the thing,’ you can feel him bare a Cheshire-cat-like grin against your skin as your leg prickles with anticipation, ‘I’m making no promises.’

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[fuckingfuckityfuck]

Sir

A/N : I just find this so damn sexy so yeah hope y'all like it because this is my first ever smut

Pairings : Negan x reader

Warning/s : smut

You were on your way back home to the Sanctuary after dropping off some supplies at the Alexandria Safe Zone.

"You do know that you'll get in trouble for what you did,right?" Simon said while driving.

You rolled your eyes and turned to look at him.Simon looked at you,his face full of confusion.

"Thanks for the reminder,Si,but I can handle myself,remember?"

"I do know that,princess.And I do know too for a damn fact, that Negan will throw a fit once he finds out." Simon continued to drive,turning away from you.

"He won't know if you don't tell hi-"

"No shit sherlock,now you want more trouble?Y/N,you clearly aren't thinking with your damn mind.You need to tell him yourself,that way you can reason out with him."He explained.Simon got a point,though.

Knowing how strict Negan was,you knew that he'd be mad as fuck if he finds out that you slipped some medicine to Rick.Not just to Rick but also to Maggie who was in need of prenatal vitamins.Negan will definitely bash their heads in.And you were getting anxious as you saw that you were nearing the sanctuary.

Simon gave out a loud huff of air as he turned off the engine.Taking a glance at your state,you were fidgeting and you can hear your own heart beating against your chest.It was suffocating.

"This is what I'm talking about,Y/N.You can't even hide it,you look like a train wreck.Negan will get mad either way so we need to tell him.We need to tell him in a way that no one gets killed.That okay with you,princess?"

All you did was nod your head.You immediately went out of the car and realized that you were holding your breath.Simon got out of the car and went to grab his things at the compartment of the car.

"So how was the visit,doll?" Negan asked while you fumble with your clothes from earlier.You wished that you should've taken a bath before talking to him.You were all shades of nervousness and anxiety.

"It was fi-fine" You muttered.

Your breath got caught in your throat when you lifted your eyes to look at him.He was already looking at you.He was watching every movement you make.It sent shivers down to your core.He was sitting on the couch,his arms were crossed infront of his chest.

"I gave some medicine to Rick and vitamins to Maggie.They begged me,Negan.I couldn't look away from someone who needs my help." You said,and you heard his harsh intake of breath.You are in deep fuck of trouble and you knew it after you helped Rick and Maggie.

"You seriously fucking know how to push me off my limits,doll" Negan said.His eyes were so intense that you wanted to just vanish but then there's a part of you that wants to jump on him and just say apologize in your own dirty little way.

"Tell me,why'd you go against my rules?" Negan said,stopping infront of you.You are now sitting on the bed,you were looking down and praying to whoever is still up above to just let you live for one more day.

Negan put his gloved hand on your chin,slowly tilting your face up so he can see you answer.

"Speak when you're spoken to" he said.

You thought of many things.You wanted to run.You wanted to hide.You wanted to tell him that you were sorry.And you couldn't do that.You wanted to push more of his buttons.You wanted him to get mad and punish you.

Slowly,your lips turned to a small smirk.Negan cocked his head and raised his brows.

"Because I want to be punished,sir"You said.Each word was dripping with wetness as you feel something warm between your legs.

"And how do you want to be punished,doll?" Negan said,his eyes now full of lust and hunger.You were proud of yourself for a moment.

"Spank me" you whispered.

"What did you say?"Negan asked.

"Spank me,sir" You said and you felt him pull you up.Suddenly his lips were moving against yours.His lips was soft and you moaned.

Negan pulled away."Fuck me,doll.You are sexy as fuck.Now,take your clothes off and let's see if you can take it hard."

You nodded and went to take off your shirt first.Then next was your black laced bra which fits your chest so perfectly.You saw Negan trace his lips with his tongue.

"Stop" Negan demanded but before you can ask why,you felt his hands on your breasts,fondling them with so much force."I fucking love your breasts,you are fucking mine,doll"He said and went to suck one nipple into his mouth.You moaned and pulled on his hair.

He pinched your nipples and he looked up at you as he sucked it.You felt your eyes going up at the back of your head.

"Your pants off,now"

"Yes,sir"

You stood up and unbuttoned your fitted jeans.You slowly took it off,revealing a matching black lace panties.You saw Negan palming the front of his jeans,a huge bulge is now evident.

You smirked and took off your underwear.

"Ass up.I want to see you flushed and begging me to fuck you hard.Is that what you fucking want,doll?"Negan asked.

"Yes,sir."

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let me know if y'all want a part 2

#negan #the walking dead #twd #negan smut #negan fanfic #jdm #daddy #jeffrey dean morgan imagines #negan imagines #jeffrey dean morgan #twd negan #negan x reader #drabble #oneshot

[punkscowardschampions]

Buster & Rio

Buster: You okay? Buster: You look better than, but I know you know it Rio: I'm better than too Rio: I'm so glad we did it Buster: Me too Buster: Even if I am gonna have to glass granddad with my juice in a minute, like Rio: Power move, babe Rio: can't have a day off from being a landlord, obvs Buster: Don't dish it out if you can't take the backlash, old man Buster: So, you and Nance? Buster: How does it feel to be in love again? Rio: 😂 Rio: You know, got it's benefits Rio: she insisted on buying this dress, like Buster: Trust her to find somewhere to buy something like that around here Buster: Actual talent Buster: Don't tell her I said so, obviously but Rio: Obviously Rio: Step off my woman, tbh Buster: If she really is your woman keep her on the juice so she'll behave herself with me Buster: Spare me the telling off Rio: People'll think I'm tryna set up a 12 steps programme, like Buster: 😇 Buster: Not to be that selfish cunt now that we've done what we came for, but when can we go? Rio: I feel it Rio: it's exhausting being the centre of attention but someone's gotta, babe Rio: Soon Buster: If you're actually tired we can go right now Buster: Just tell me Buster: I won't even sulk that my idea hasn't got off the ground Rio: It is a good excuse Rio: We gotta make the most of it Buster: Exactly Buster: And then we'll go and I'll take you shopping, outshining my sister and making you happy at the same time Rio: You really need to, don't you? 😏 Buster: 'Course Buster: There's so much you and the baby both need Rio: Right now? 😋 Buster: Yeah Rio: He better not plan on going anywhere yet Rio: but what do I need, baby? Buster: You tell me, angel Buster: Other than the bikinis I already promised you Buster: There's a whole list, I bet Buster: Really think about it Rio: That is true, like no chance of wearing one today but I was popping out of that damn dress like no one's business Rio: I'll be pondering Buster: I'll just be thinking about that Buster: Don't mind me Rio: Gotta do something whilst I'm making my list, checking it twice Buster: I'll check you as many times as this lot will let me before taking the piss Buster: More than twice, at least Rio: I believe in you, babe Rio: we've had enough practice Rio: take piss all you want but you weren't that smart then, lads Buster: 😏 Buster: Speaking of, what do you reckon the chances are of us sneaking off for a little while Buster: I just wanna be alone with you Rio: Hmm Rio: I'm always up for trying if you are Buster: Well, I'm ready when you are then Rio: Speak of the devil Rio: No offense, Ma Rio: bear with Buster: 😒 Rio: Thought you loved being golden boy, babe? Buster: Mine's texting me now, I think you actually summoned her by mentioning the d word Rio: Give me the gist, yeah? Hope she's not vying for round two, like Buster: Nah, she's just checking in Buster: Weird but true Rio: Feeling the good vibes from here Rio: celebrating hard enough Buster: Or she only wants me to be at risk of bad vibes if she's the one giving them out Buster: Either way Rio: Not now, baby Rio: it's only gonna be good from here Buster: Yeah it will Rio: Literally Rio: I can't believe it Rio: no more being apart Rio: no more secret anything Buster: It doesn't feel real yet Buster: That we get to have all that Buster: Like properly, not just for a few weeks or something Rio: I know Rio: Actual forever Rio: No takebacks now Buster: If I smile any wider my sister is gonna take a pic of me and keep that forever 'cause who'd have thought they'd see the day Buster: Moody cunt I was Rio: You're so beautiful though Rio: can I frame it? Buster: I know you're trying to make me blush now so you can frame that Rio: I miss you Rio: how many times and ways can you say congrats, 'cos reckon I've heard 'em all, twice Buster: Same Buster: I think I'd rather a fuck you at this point Buster: Come sit on my lap, make them come to you if they must Rio: You cannot say fuck and lap in the same breath and expect me not to wanna turn you on in return now Rio: so, coming 😋 Buster: That wasn't even intentional, I just miss you too Buster: My mind can't help going there, clearly Rio: I know Rio: Shamelessly dirty mind Rio: been being good for too long now Buster: Yeah Buster: All day I've just been staring at your tits and thinking selfishly about how much I wanna suck on them before he can and the piercing has to come out Rio: 😩 DADDY Rio: Don't reckon we could get away with it, do you Rio: say we're practising Buster: I mean, I don't care if everyone watches so don't actually need to get away with anything Rio: That's so Rio: You're so Rio: Stop 🤤 Buster: I can't Buster: 'Cause you're so Buster: I guess I'll have to compromise with an earlobe for now Rio: How does that feel so good Rio: Shit, you're gonna make me moan Buster: Do it Buster: Everyone's being so loud you could probably scream my name out before any head's turned Rio: I know that's what you want Buster: Then give me it Rio: Loud enough? Buster: Not yet Buster: But maybe if I do this Rio: Baby please Buster: Please do it again, okay sure Rio: Please bite me Rio: quit all that teasing shit you're killing me Buster: Better? Rio: It's a start Rio: Best you can do here, in front of everyone, I think 😉 Buster: Is that a challenge? Buster: You know I take my dares very seriously, always have Rio: I'm gonna need proof of that Rio: been a while since then, remind me Buster: Alright Buster: You might wanna hold on to the edge of this seat Buster: Just saying Rio: I wanna hold onto you Buster: Hold on tight then Buster: Don't give us away or I'll have to stop Rio: I need this more than I wanna be loud Rio: Trust me Rio: I'll be the perfect angel Buster: We'll see Buster: You wanted a reminder, yeah? I'm just not going as far back in time yet, just a few weeks back for now Rio: I remember Rio: That was a good time Buster: Now, how did I begin? Hmmm Buster: Was it like this or this Rio: Oh Rio: Here, lemme help, if I just move a tiny bit forward like this Rio: that's definitely it Buster: Babe, you're so helpful Buster: But I think it was more like Rio: Yeah, wow, okay Rio: Maybe you're right, babe Buster: I'm still not sure though Buster: Let's try this Buster: Just Rio: Buster Buster: Rio Rio: Slow down if you don't want me to make a scene, this feels too good already Buster: So what you're saying is, if I want you to make a scene I should do this? Buster: Or maybe Rio: People are looking baby Buster: Let them Rio: Oh my God Buster: I'm gonna have to take you to the bathroom, aren't I? You're just feeling so hot and faint all of a sudden, like Buster: It's unavoidable Rio: I don't know if I can move yet Buster: I'll carry you, it's okay Buster: Come on Rio: Will you fuck me properly in there? Rio: Can't promise you cocaine this time but you'll definitely get some Buster: And I'll barricade the door too Buster: I can promise you privacy and all the reminders you want Rio: I love you Rio: I wanna remember every single time you've made me cum Buster: I love you too Buster: Try and look weak as I loudly make our excuses for the rest of the table Buster: Then we can focus on how you actually feel Rio: Won't be too hard Rio: always weak for you, like Buster: And you do look very 😳 Buster: Hold on Rio: That's your fault entirely, you knew what you was doing Buster: I haven't even started yet Rio: Make me so messy we can't say bye Rio: then take me home and do it all again Buster: You know I can't say no to you Rio: 😊 Rio: You know you don't want to Buster: I really don't Buster: I might be the one literally carrying you halfway across this bar right now but I'm so weak Rio: It's been a long day, baby Rio: this will make you forget all about it Buster: Feel my heart Buster: I need this Buster: I need you Rio: You've got me, forever Rio: I'm gonna take care of you Buster: We're gonna take care of each other Buster: Just don't let me go to hell for how concerned some of that lot are that you're actually sick Rio: They're gonna know how much better I feel soon, don't worry Rio: I'll put their mind's at, probably not ease but you know Buster: I love you Rio: I love you babe Buster: Time to find out how easy your new dress is to take off Rio: Well the girl in the shop had to help me get it on so Rio: but I believe in you Buster: You should Buster: I'm very determined Rio: I know, it's one of the things I like about you Buster: Give me the list while I strip you, see how many we get through Rio: Damn Rio: Okay Rio: You're smart but so hardworking with it, you're hot as fuck and the best lay ever but really fucking beautiul and sweet too, you're honest and I never have to second-guess what you say, or think there's stuff you aren't Rio: You're the best protector, you get me and you make me wanna be better 'cos you believe I can, you're never boring Buster: As much as I wanna hear more, I did it Buster: So phones down Rio: 😩🤤 okay daddy, long as you keep laying down the law too Buster: Promise Rio: 👑 Buster: Now do what you're told Rio: 😋 Buster: I'm serious, if I have to take it away from you you're gonna be so sorry Rio: Make me sorry 'cos I'm not Rio: At all Buster: Fine Buster: If that's how you want it Rio: 🙌 Buster: [Saucy behavior ensues] Rio: Well, this isn't shaming at all Rio: why'd you let him stop you? Buster: Would you honestly rather I didn't? Rio: I don't care really, even if everyone fully heard Buster: Good, 'cause it's a fair assumption Buster: You sounded so good though Buster: I hope they did Rio: I felt so good Rio: it's alright for you, if you'd drink it, they'd buy you a pint, like 😏 Buster: Use your pregnancy excuse? Buster: The hormones, like Rio: 😂 for being a needy slut? Rio: Sorry everyone, basically a medical emergency Buster: Yeah Buster: It can make you horny, that's accurate Buster: Your ma can back you up Rio: Hush 😒 she probably would and no one needs to be that blunt about it, like Buster: 😂 Buster: I need if it means we can go home sooner rather than later Rio: I'm waiting on you, big man Buster: Let's go then Rio: Meet you on the otherside, like Rio: no way of getting out of here quick or easy Buster: Not with that attitude, babe Buster: We can do anything, remember? Rio: You gotta be polite Buster: Nah Buster: I can be selfish, so can you Rio: Yeah? Buster: 'Course Buster: What if I'm polite to you? If I say please, maybe Rio: Try it and see Buster: Rio, please let me take you home right now Buster: Please Rio: 🤤 Rio: How could I say no? Rio: 'Specially when I wanna go too Buster: Good Buster: Don't resist me Rio: Daddy 😩 Rio: You're gonna have to fuck me in the car now Rio: 'fore we even get going Buster: I better move it first then Buster: Give us slightly less chance of being interrupted Rio: Good idea Rio: I can't deal with any more today Buster: I know Buster: Me either Rio: When we get home can we stay in bed for at least Rio: 3-5 working days Rio: and not have to see anyone Buster: Well, Indie maybe Buster: But definitely Rio: Okay, kinda unavoidable, not that rude Buster: You can still stay in bed, I'll bring you everything you need Rio: You're lovely Rio: I don't need to, I just want to Rio: I've missed you so much Buster: Shh I'm trying to be a prick so we can leave Buster: Well, I want too and I want you to Buster: So it's gonna happen Rio: 🤐 Buster: I love you Rio: I love you too Buster: Come on Buster: Enough of this Buster: Time to go home Rio: Thought you'd never ask Buster: Well, now I'm telling Buster: Everyone, and you Rio: 😍 Rio: Let's go Buster: Yeah Buster: Meet me at the car, I'm seriously gonna move it Rio: Me too 💃 Rio: Never seen me move so fast Buster: I could say when you were running away from me, but let's not think about that Buster: 😏 Rio: Oh but it's so much fun to Buster: Oh really? Rio: Don't you think? Buster: Are you gonna play hard to get in this car? 'Cause I think that'll be a challenge Rio: 😏 Rio: Keep on your seat, thank you Buster: 'Cause you asked so nicely Buster: I might Rio: Better Rio: can't keep your hands to yourself you gonna catch these hands Buster: Hot Buster: [Sends car pics of him not keeping his hands to himself, wink wonk] Buster: Are you sure that's what you want though? Rio: 😣 Buster: Use your words Buster: I asked you a question Rio: but I want you but I can't give into you so easy Buster: Yes you can Buster: You can do anything you want, have anything you want Rio: You promise you won't get bored Buster: Do I look or sound bored to you? Rio: I can't make it a challenge Rio: I need you so much Buster: I don't want it to be Buster: Don't you know how impatient I am for you Rio: I'm looking at the pictures, still Buster: I need you too Buster: Come here and I'll show you Rio: I'm trying, I swear Buster: Try harder Buster: Please Rio: I'm sorry baby Rio: they're trying to show me something, I'm barely listening Buster: Just tell them I'm trying to show you something Buster: [sends more pics to make his point] Rio: Fuck Rio: they're gonna know if you keep making me react like that Buster: Good Buster: You're mine and they're keeping you from me so Rio: Say it again Buster: You're mine and I want you here now Rio: I'm yours Rio: and I'm making my excuses Buster: Blame me Buster: I don't care Rio: I don't either Rio: They can be mad if they want Buster: Exactly Buster: We're free, babe Rio: We've been nice Rio: all day Buster: Jesus, we've been nice for weeks Rio: My poor baby especially Rio: enough talking, yeah? Buster: Unless its just to you Buster: For you Rio: I've got so much to tell you Buster: Start now Buster: I'm listening Rio: Do you have any idea how badly I've wanted you all day because being on the beach reminded me of the honeymoon and also where we're gonna make our next baby and it's been even more unbearable than being nervous was Buster: Baby Buster: You've really been through it today, yeah? You need to unwind Buster: When we get home, you're having a massage, no arguments Rio: I'm not going to argue Rio: I want you to make me feel good Buster: So hurry up Buster: I'm here waiting Rio: I'm out the door, where'd you move the car Buster: If you promise to behave for long enough I'll bring it right to you Buster: Otherwise [location] Rio: I'm an angel, how dare you Rio: but not a princess so you know, I'll walk Buster: Why do you think I've been carrying you all day, fuck princesses, you're a queen Rio: You're a dork Rio: but you're mine Buster: So that's a no to the plastic 👑 then, yeah? Okay Rio: If it ain't real I ain't down, general rule Rio: gotta match the 💍 Buster: Good to know Buster: First thing on the shopping list, is it? Buster: I'm still waiting for that too, like Rio: You'd rather go shopping right now? Rio: Okay, babe Buster: Shut up Buster: You're the one stalling Rio: I'm walking Rio: excuse me for being weighed down by YOUR huge child Buster: Don't listen son, your mum is just frustrated right now Buster: She doesn't mean it Rio: 😒 Now you're ganging up on me Rio: Charming Buster: Poor baby Buster: You feeling outnumbered? Rio: 😞 Yeah Buster: The dog can be a girl, I promise Rio: So you can call us both bitches, hmpf Buster: 😂 Buster: Behave Rio: You gonna give me a treat if I beg real nice, daddy? Buster: You know it Rio: Forever mad you don't like cats Buster: It's not like I hate them Buster: You can still have some, just not so many they outnumber the children Rio: It's not that I've got the ears and collar and everything and you won't even appreciate it 😠 Buster: Well, now you're just putting words in my mouth Rio: Salty fr 😂 Buster: 😒 Buster: Don't take the piss Rio: I'm not, I'm genuinely fuming, who am I gonna be a pretty lil kitty for now? Rio: dogs are such male energy, I can't, babe Buster: It literally hasn't stopped you before, but okay, babe Buster: Also I'm fuming that you're calling me a cat hater to get out of this Buster: Just put it on and stop playing Rio: True Rio: Hmm, I was just really jealous of the dog that day Rio: and I wanted to be choked, I'm not gonna not use the leash, like, who am I Buster: I remember Buster: Vividly Rio: Mmm, I'm sure the neighbours do too, another stairway escapade Buster: I hope they don't, that way we can jog their memory Buster: Or just give them a new one Rio: Your hands feel so good around my throat Rio: you can feel every noise I can barely make Buster: If you're gonna talk like that, I'm gonna need you to also walk faster Rio: You know how I get Rio: distracted Buster: If I have to get out of this car and come and find you, distracted won't be the half of it Rio: No? Buster: Right, I'm opening this fucking door Rio: I don't think you're gonna do anything to me on this public street though 😋 Buster: If you wanna be wrong, you can be wrong Buster: 'Cause like fuck I won't Rio: Yes Rio: Come get me Buster: I am Buster: I will Rio: What are you gonna do to me, daddy? Buster: It's a surprise Buster: Like you said, there's been so much talking today Rio: Fuck, just do it, do what you want do what you need, just be here now Buster: Say please Buster: It can be the last word though Rio: Please please please Rio: I'll be saying it quietly 'til I feel you behind me