#old german lady

[redrook]

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

#redrook lore #old german lady

[random-brushstrokes]

Hans Olde (German, 1855 - 1917) - A Hall in Borgfeld

#Hans Olde #german art #genre painting #cat lady

[redneckangelsdrinkmoonshine]

An old lady on the train saw me smiling at my screen and told me not to text my partner but to call them... Lady, I'm reading Destiel fluff, leave me alone

#german old ladies are either really sweet or damn h1tlers #scHeIße AuSlÄnDeR #but i still love em #the nice ones are really nice #destiel

[candycornskull]

fanart of my little chemist in Potion Permit :> its a neat game

#potion permit #potion permit fanart #my chemist #one potion is called thunder kiss and whenever one of the villagers get it its such a cute thing #kiss an old ladys hand #be a gentleman #give a little bussy(german for kissu)

[klein-sodor-bahn]

A Bavarian beauty - The S 3/6

These pictures were my first stint into photography. I took them on Easter Monday. I used a small camera.

For the touch ups I use Snapseed.

#my photgraphy #steam engine #german railway #germany #steam locomotive #Bavarian S 3/6 #Akagi on the photo hunt #The S 3/6s are pretty old ladies

[thebisexualmandalorian]

Of course now that the winter clothes are put away it's gonna snow again. I just want you to be made aware of this. I'm not like Speaking Things Into Existence it just always happens this way, ye ken?

I deeply appreciate your optimism, but I live in South Louisiana and it's probably not going to be under 85f till November.

Please send thoughts and prayers in this trying time

#i am not built for heat #i am an old lady's purse dog that overheats the second it hits 70f #we had less than a week of decently cold weather this winter and i cherished every day #listen 85% of my ancestors were northern german farmers #i am built to survive hellacious winters #not subtropics.

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

saw a cute girl and as I walked by her her friend was talking to her in perfect castilian spanish 😭😭😭😭 i grinned so much we're unavoidable

#especially here it felt so refreshing #people are speaking either italian or german and i'm just 🧍 #at the train this old lady started soeaking to me in italian beaming and i couldn't propperly answer or react to her but i caught her #telling me to enjoy life and that it's a great day. and her saying smiling ' #and this comes from a great-grandmother !' she lookes so so happy #and i could just mutter a shy 'che bello'

[thembohux]

Outfits that make ancient clients shit talk me while I’m 4 feet away

#lita talks #dntrblg #the empress #no joke this ninety year old German lady actually tried doing this today #this is one of my more normal outfits too! #and the skirt goes down to mid calf! #I genuinely don’t know what the problem is!

[riding-palominos-every-day]

Shoutout to the lady behind me at the show in March calling Lindsay old bc she was in Starlight Express, how does it feel knowing 1/3 of her roles are a kid/teenager and she's played Katherine-

#i have NEVER reacted faster in my life I whipped straight round to correct her- #I assume she was thinking of the old London show but no Lindsay was in the German one in 2015/6! and she is Not Old at all anyways #and even if she was have you SEEN HER she is GORGEOUS and v energetic in her performance #i think abt that lady a lot dsjkjds #newsies

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Hold the FUCK up, how did I never know that Dr. Gretchen Whistler in Arkham Asylum is voiced by Adrienne Barbeau--aka, the original voice of Catwoman in Batman: The Animated Series

That's the coolest shit ever! No wonder I love Gretchen

#she showed no fear when Croc threatened her. based old German lady #.dc #.arkhamverse

[ellenchain]

Hitman holiday ask: I think that 47 would enjoy a bit luxury, he has expensive tastes. 5 star hotel, presidential suite, the like. Lucas likes it for a bit before the excess annoys him. He could stand it if they had a really private time, like their own sauna or pool in the suite. I think he could be more the rugged mountaineer type, goes hiking, stays in huts....I could conceivably see him going camping and having a great time. That way he doesn't have to plan too much, he can just on a whim decide to go driving to someplace (or maybe even bike? Would Lucas like cross country bike tours?) do what he likes and find a camping spot in the evening. 47....would only go camping under duress. Or if he was promised a really posh hotel stay afterwards. Just imagine Lucas in hiking gear, a bit rugged, content to trek through the wilderness for a month. And 47 in designer gear already googling the location of the nearest spa and maybe a private helicopter to take him there

omg yes Lucas, the hiker and cyclist, totally deterministic with his far too tight cycling shorts, waits impatiently for Olivia, who starts to sweat after only two kilometres and just wants to go back to her computer, Diana on her cute Dutch bike, takes her time and enjoys the landscape (and couldn't care less about speed) and 47, who would still have enough stamina, has already the mobile phone to the next hotel in his hand.

NOBODY except Lucas wanted to go on the bike tour, but everyone knows how much he enjoys riding in nature, so no one says anything and just comes along.

Same with hiking, I imagine Lucas really nicely in those trekking shoes that people like to wear here in Germany, absolute beauties they are. 47 probably wouldn't even touch those shoes in the shoe shop, like ew no, they're terrible

In case you didn't know Liam, that's how I imagine Lucas to be btw (sorry):

#Hitman asks #“the way is the goal” = is the most German thing you can say #“It's edible” = the best compliment a German can give #Lucas is probably more of a couch potato (if the circumstances allow it) #but when he does get up it's 100% or perish #47 and Diana see one (1) spider's nest somewhere in the forest and are immediately back by taxi #if 47 can spend time in better places he will #and better means more comfort #and Diana is “too old” to get dirty like that - a lady knows when it is time to set limits

[wowbright]

Why did I include my fair lady in this fic when I fucking hate my fair lady?

#was it the only old musical I could find German lyrics to? #was it because of the songs are good even if the show/movie itself sucks? #do Kurt or Blaine actually like the movie or do they just like the songs? #is there anyone in the universe who actually thinks my fair lady is romantic #in the sense of oh yes these characters should get together they will have such a healthy relationship #idk

[scarefox]

Boomers are so out of the loop sometimes. (warning: german on german complaints... lol)

Went to meet my mom at the grocery store arcades. Which is a pedestrian area. So I stand there at the entrance at the side of a little passage, besides a pillar even. An old lady stops on the other side of the entrance behind me, huffing. I just turned around for a moment, saw her standing there with her bike. Didn’t think anything, because there were like 4m apart between us. Thought she might have dropped something or whatever. 

I kept sorting my stuff and my mom arrives. Then the lady walkes to me with her bike and complaints “It’s really not good if you just stop in the middle of the way!” 

1. Pedestrian area, 2. 4 meters apart, 3. I WAS THERE BEFORE HER EVEN. lol...... I was so confused and told her there was so much space to just drive past me. But she just drove off mumbling annoyed. 

#german things #THAT is srsly peak german behavior #at least she was still kinda nice old lady like but still maybe get some glasses?

[way-to-go-lad]

*customer comes in*

Me: Helloo! How can I help you today?

The customer: Hello! *laughs* I actually didn't want to buy anything today, just came in to show you our new member of the family (talking about a puppy)

TO SAY I WAS OVER THE MOON TO SEE THE LITTLE PUPPY

#everybody knows im the crazy animal lady🤣 #btw her name is Luna and she's a 4 month old black german shepherd puppy #so precious!!! 😭🥹 #jules' rambles

[erikisser]

secured the orchid 👏🏻

#i am breaking the stereotype that orchids are for grandmas !! #(idk maybe this is just a german thing but old ladies ALWAYS own orchids) #mentally i may be 80 already but i'm still 21 !!!!! #a young orchid owner #000

[theninjazebra]

Been working (and learning how to crochet) so nothing to post. BUT everyone look at her. Look at her wee short legs.

#belle #corgi x german shepherd #precious old lady