#.dc

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Jason insists enough that darling finally breaks and lets him put at least the tip in.

"J-just be gentle, okay?"

Jason breaks his kiss to your neck and nods, cupping your cheek. "Of course," he breathes. "First lemme just...get you more ready, 'kay?"

He holds his cock, dragging the tip up and down your exposed clit. He jerks his hips forward from the new stimulation and moans softly. "Fuck, fuck, I love you," he moaned. He moves one hand to play with your breasts while he ruts against you, and uses the other to tease your entrance until he feels enough slick coating his fingers. When he pulls away he lines his cock up with your sensitive hole and puts both hands on your waist."I'll be gentle, I promise," he reassures you. "Ready, baby?"

He waits for you to nod before easing the first two inches inside of your walls. Immediately his grip tightens and his nails dig into your skin as he gasps sharply. "Fuck!" He has to bite the inside of his cheek to keep himself from going back on his promise. You trust him. He's not gonna break that promise, but fuck, it's maddening just having a few inches inside of you. He focuses on you instead, tilting your chin up to feverishly kiss you as he starts to rock into you as gently as he can manage, moaning every time he feels you clench around his tip.

#.dc #.arkhamverse #.jason todd #.arkham knight #.red hood #yandere dc #yandere arkhamverse #yandere jason todd #yandere arkham knight #yandere red hood #rp ask game

[irrolyphant]

JUSTIFIED — 1x01 Fire in the Hole

JustifiedFX: Raylan is quick to put Dewey in his place, sending him back to where he came from. Stream all episodes of #JustifiedFX on Hulu.

#justified #timothy olyphant #raylan givens #s1e01 fire in the hole #. #.rg #.dc #[video]

[mashamorevvna]

an interesting thing to play with in the minthara de winter fic and the whole durge-possessed minthara is the conflation between the absolute (for lack of a better word a feminised god, and by virtue of that something minthara is especially primed to be susceptible to) and bhaal (simply bc durge is a betrayed child who is looking to make sense of the whole betrayal ordeal).

and specifically the way minthara as a drow WOULD find the conflation uncomfortable and borderline nonsensical bc of the drow gender politics but ALSO she truly doesn't know that, before the plan blows in their face, the entities above the absolute are all male gods. so in a way, and for a short time, the absolute IS bhaal.

#.bg3 #i recognise theres an ask game about directors cut and what not but at this point might do the whole thing unprompted #simply bc im liable to forgor and i do quite like my notes on the stuff i do #.dc #minthara im spinning you in my microwave mind frfr #its also super funny the way the fic has an actual title but im just too fond of the minthara de winter unofficial title

[babybornbreath]

JLU Superman was sooo fucking funny

#.dc #he called this nigga corny 💀 he so silly #i guess he was being fr when he said he stands for truth 🧍🏾

[nasa]

Follow, follow the Sun / And which way the wind blows / When this day is done ⁣🎶 ⁣ Today, April 8, 2024, the last total solar eclipse until 2045 crossed North America.⁣

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#nasa #space #science #moon #sun #astronomy #eclipse2024 #solar eclipse #eclipse #total solar eclipse #washington dc #washington monument #timelapse #composite #photography

[fernacular]

Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

#My art #bruce wayne #selina kyle #batman #cat woman #dc #They break up like twice a month dw dw

[persephinae]

HOLY SHIT WHAT???

edit: because Bill is a huge piece of shit and heads up for others

#fables #dc fables #twau #!!????!

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

#i wrote the idea for this drawing down at like 3am #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #robin #nightwing #batman #dc comics #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well. #my art

[randoparody]

don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

#batman #dc comics #dc robin #dc universe #superhero #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[sully-s]

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

#justice league #dc comics #Batman #WonderWoman #Superman #Flash #green lantern #hal jordan #martian manhunter #hawk girl #aquaman #cyborg #cheetah #captain cold #mockumentary #dcau #my art #fanart #I just love the idea that Sups gets jealous that Flash being stationed in the midwest saves his mom more often. #That Martha Kent wears Flashes hat more often than Clark's to be nice. #I'm annoyed that some of this text is hard to read but I didn't want to lose the details I drew and no amount of storke effect seemed to he

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Yanderes who wake up and see their Darling sleeping in bed next to them, and they get a burst of happiness and excitement knowing that they a) spent the night in bed with them and b) they get to keep them close and see them like this every day now

Even Gremlin-era Tomura has those moments and he finds that he craves this feeling of happiness. It's not as fleeting as the rush from killing someone, and he finds himself curling up next to Darling. But after a while, he feels like he's TOO happy. TOO content. So he has to find a way to corrupt it; he'll kiss and grope them and rub his cock against them to wake them up, and smile when they let out a confused and scared whimper.

Jason Todd craves that feeling too, but there's no desire to corrupt it. He'll take a few pictures of Darling asleep, looking so cute and vulnerable in his bed, and then turn over to stare at them and stroke them a little. It's turned into a little ritual whenever he gets back late at night: take off the cowl, triple check the security around the hideout, eat something, and then fall asleep watching his Darling next to him.

#.bnha #.tomura #yandere #yandere bnha #yandere tomura #.dc #.jason todd #.arkamverse #.arkham knight #yandere jason todd #yandere dc #yandere arkhamverse #yandere arkham knight #.red hood #yandere red hood #tw: dubcon #thots

[bloodybellycomb]

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

#dc comics #disco elysium #shakespeare #hamlet #scott pilgrim #<- all this things have made me a better #writer and artist for both fan creation #and for my own original work #literal life hack #allow yourself to become obsessive and cringe to a certain degree #birdy chirps

[mckinlily]

Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth.

Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world.

He starts by implementing high starting salaries and full health care coverages for all levels at Wayne Enterprises. This in vastly improves retention and worker productivity, and WE profits soar. He increases PTO, grants generous parental and family leave, funds diversity initiatives, boosts salaries again. WE is ranked “#1 worker-friendly corporation”, and productively and profits soar again.

Ok, so clearly investing his workers isn’t the profit-destroying doomed strategy his peers claim it is. Bruce is going to keep doing it obviously (his next initiative is to ensure all part-time and contractors get the same benefits and pay as full time employees), but he is going to have to find a different way to dump his money.

But you know what else is supposed to be prohibitively expensive? Green and ethical initiatives. Yes, Bruce can do that. He creates and fund a 10 year plan to covert all Wayne facilities to renewable energy. He overhauls all factories to employ the best environmentally friendly practices and technologies. He cuts contracts with all suppliers that engage in unethical employment practices and pays for other to upgrade their equipment and facilities to meet WE’s new environmental and safety requirements. He spares no expense.

Yeah, Wayne Enterprises is so successful that they spin off an entire new business arm focused on helping other companies convert to environmentally friendly and safe practices like they did in an efficient, cost effective, successful way.

Admittedly, investing in his own company was probably never going to be the best way to get rid of his wealth. He slashes his own salary to a pittance (god knows he has more money than he could possibly know what to do with already) and keeps investing the profits back into the workers, and WE keeps responding with nearly terrifying success.

So WE is a no-go, and Bruce now has numerous angry billionaires on his back because they’ve been claiming all these measures he’s implementing are too expensive to justify for decades and they’re finding it a little hard to keep the wool over everyone’s eyes when Idiot Softheart Bruice Wayne has money spilling out his ears. BUT Bruce can invest in Gotham. That’ll go well, right?

Gotham’s infrastructure is the OSHA anti-Christ and even what little is up to code is constantly getting destroyed by Rogue attacks. Surely THAT will be a money sink.

Except the only non-corrupt employer in Gotham city is….Wayne Enterprises. Or contractors or companies or businesses that somehow, in some way or other, feed back to WE. Paying wholesale for improvement to Gotham’s infrastructure somehow increases WE’s profits.

Bruce funds a full system overhaul of Gotham hospital (it’s not his fault the best administrative system software is WE—he looked), he sets up foundations and trusts for shelters, free clinics, schools, meal plans, day care, literally anything he can think of.

Gotham continues to be a shithole. Bruce Wayne continues to be richer than god against his Batman-ingrained will.

Oh, and Bruice Wayne is no longer viewed as solely a spoiled idiot nepo baby. The public responds by investing in WE and anything else he owns, and stop doing this, please.

Bruce sets up a foundation to pay the college tuition of every Gotham citizen who applies. It’s so successful that within 10 years, donations from previous recipients more than cover incoming need, and Bruce can’t even donate to his own charity.

But by this time, Bruce has children. If he can’t get rid of his wealth, he can at least distribute it, right?

Except Dick Grayson absolutely refuses to receive any of his money, won’t touch his trust fund, and in fact has never been so successful and creative with his hacking skills as he is in dumping the money BACK on Bruce. Jason died and won’t legally resurrect to take his trust fund. Tim has his own inherited wealth, refuses to inherit more, and in fact happily joins forces with Dick to hack accounts and return whatever money he tries to give them. Cass has no concept of monetary wealth and gives him panicked, overwhelmed eyes whenever he so much as implies offering more than $100 at once. Damian is showing worrying signs of following in his precious Richard’s footsteps, and Babs barely allows him to fund tech for the Clocktower. At least Steph lets him pay for her tuition and uses his credit card to buy unholy amounts of Batburger. But that is hardly a drop in the ocean of Bruce’s wealth. And she won’t even accept a trust fund of only one million.

Jason wins for best-worst child though because he currently runs a very lucrative crime empire. And although he pours the vast, vast majority of his profits back into Crime Alley, whenever he gets a little too rich for his tastes, he dumps the money on Bruce. At this point, Bruce almost wishes he was being used for money laundering because then he’s at least not have the money.

So children—generous, kindhearted, stubborn till the day they die the little shits, children—are also out.

Bruce was funding the Justice League. But then finances were leaked, and the public had an outcry over one man holding so much sway over the world’s superheroes (nevermind Bruce is one of those superheroes—but the public can’t know that). So Bruce had to do some fancy PR trickery, concede to a policy of not receiving a majority of funds from one individual, and significantly decrease his contributions because no one could match his donations.

At his wits end, Bruce hires a team of accounts to search through every crinkle and crevice of tax law to find what loopholes or shortcuts can be avoided in order to pay his damn taxes to the MAX.

The results are horrifying. According to the strictest definition of the law, the government owes him money.

Bruce burns the report, buries any evidence as deeply as he can, and organizes a foundation to lobby for FAR higher taxation of the upper class.

All this, and Wayne Enterprises is happily chugging along, churning profit, expanding into new markets, growing in the stock market, and trying to force the credit and proportionate compensation on their increasingly horrified CEO.

Bruce Wayne is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce Wayne will never not be one of the richest men in the world.

But by GOD is he trying.

#batman #bruce wayne #laws of this dc universe say Gotham is always a hellcity #and bruce wayne is always filthy rich #bruce wayne is fighting with everything he has against both those facts #he’s not going to win #but he’s not going to stop either #bruce crying with fistfuls of money in his hands: take it. PLEASE #the public: donate more???

[babybornbreath]

Wondercheetah >batjokes

#.dc #it's just superior

[arttuff]

juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!

#dc comics #dc #superman #clark kent #superboy #jon kent #jonathan samuel kent #jonathan kent #superfam #superfamily #BABY JON I MISS YOU you will always be famous #i wonder if kryptonian kids throughout the history of krypton have tugged on their parents' capes for attention #jonno is upholding traditions <3